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9 cwc sue I © 3 Published by Students of the North Dakota State School of Science Wahpeton, North Dakota Primal by the Priming Tradii Department cnrue wonrc cr JL 0 give them a degree of permanence, the hurrying parade has been halted for a moment and the events of Science life in thirty-three and thirty-four recorded on the following pages. icotiom To 'JW1SS GRACE MADDEN WHOSE CONTRIBUTION TO THE COMMERCIAL DEPARTMENT OF THIS SCHOOL IS REFLECTED BV THE EFFICIENCY WITH WHICH HUNDREDS OF SCIENCE GRADUATES CONDUCT THEMSELVES IN OFFICES THROUGHOUT THE NATION. 4 «d trYiir«e in td CLASSES TRADITIONS ORGANIZATIONS ATHLETICS FEATURES To the Students of the State School of Science: It gives me pleasure to express a few words of greeting to the students of the school through this year’s Agawasie. To me the outstanding characteristic of this school year has been the cheerful and optimistic manner in which you have accepted the unusual conditions of the past year. There has never been a year when such a large percentage of students have found it almost impossible to continue with their school work. The great number ot students who have continued in school in spite of serious handicaps, and only after a great sacrifice and struggle, has been very gratifying. Students in a school like ours represent a good cross-section of the youth of the Northwest and the cheerful and courageous manner in which you have accepted the very difficult conditions of the past year arc certainly encouraging. It has been pleasing to see you maintain a happy frame of mind and a fine spirit under these adverse conditions. I am pleased to congratulate you upon your accomplishments during the school year just past and upon the production of an outstanding annual in this unusual year. President. level or prairie country n that statement there i involve ! a fallacy of reasoning—the splendor is too large to he caught by camera or painter’s brush. There are few prospects in the world which are grander in scenic effect than the splendid expanse of green, waving prairie, extending unbroken to all hot-i .ons beneath the blue bowl of the sky. Against such a background is set the campus of our school with its orderly array of evergreens and other trees, luxuriant]) green in summer, catching in winter the fairyland beauties of ice and snow. South and southeast are the little cities of Wahpcton and Krcckcnridge and the groves along the rivers. West and north are the vast reaches of the Red River Valley, the ancient Mooring of Lake Agassi .. Dimly seen toward the east are blue hills near Fergus Falls. T IS often asserted that is without scenic effect. I Photo contributed by Johnson Studios During the early days of French exploration. DuLuth, in liis searcii for Father Hennepin, came to what is now Millc Lacs. 'Fhcncc, he said, he struck westward and set up the Kind’s arms in a village of the Huatbctons. From the distance and direction indicated, that village of the Wahpcton Indians should be located where is now Island Park between Wahpcton and 11 reckon ridge. Toda there are many beautiful scenes along the Red River, especially among the natural groves near our little twin cities. 'File picture reproduced above was taken along the Red River at the famous Fcmco Farm, owned by F. F. Murphy, publisher of the Minneapolis Tribune. About thirty miles east of this section you strike into Minnesota's “ten thousand lakes”: about thirty miles west begins the duck hunters paradise” of North Dakota. Ni:i„so Suva is C hair man Joiis IIisiiy Robert M. Risiiwortii Akimi:k K. Thompson The State Board of Administration JKNNIi: I I.SKI I) Morris Anderson W.nhpeton Clarence L. Aasen ()akes Adeline Arn'i .i n Wahpcton Kov M. Arntzen Forman I'RE EDUCATION’ Junior College Club I, 2; Electrical Club I; Dramatic Club 1, 2: Rifle Club 1, 2; Ajsawasie Staff 2; Track I, 2. commercial ,|. C. SECRETARIAL Sacajawca Club 1. 2: J. C. Club 1.2: Library Club 2: Girls’ Basketball 1.2.' PRINTING-JOURNALISM Junior College Club 1 : Scientist Staff 1 : Matrix Club 1 : Football 2: I PI Club 2: Track 2. J. Kmamei. Bakken Sims CONI M I Rl'i VI I.UiKKAI. ARTS Junior College Club I. 2; Saca-jawea Club 1.2: (imnan Club I, 2: (ilrc Club I; Professional Knglish Club I. COM M KRCIAI. Men’' Chorus I. 2: Junior Col lege Club 2. AVIATION TRADES Aviation Club I. 2. Alfred W. Bartcnek Luigerwoixi Roscoe B. Bean Doughlas. Wyoming Joyce Bau.ard Fair mount Al.I.KN BliAl DIN Kent. .Minn. r.I.ECTRICAI. TRADES Klectrical Club 1. 2. Russell J. Bellamy 1)ravton Ai.vce Miriam Berkisford Wahpeton .11 NIOR CO 1.1. HUE Junior College Club 1. 2: Library Club 1. 2: Dramatic Club 1. 2; Oratorical Club 1. 2: Chorus 1: Sacajawea Club 1. 2; Clcrinan Club 1. 2. Theodore Bertscii Ashley AVIATION TRADES Aviation Club 1. 2. I'RINTINC.-JOl RNAI.ISM IMitor Dakota Scientist 2: I PI Club 2: Matrix Club I: Scientist Staff 1. .1. C. COMMERCIAL Charles R. Hk-.cs Ilankinson Irene Bliss Battle Lake. Minn. Cvru. Roelke Tyler Palmer X. Brevick Kennedy. Minn. Junior College Club I ; Baseball I : Basketball I. I'KE-LAU Dramatic Club; Junior College Club; Sacajawea Club; Rifle Club; Moorhead State Teachers College I. ALTO MECHANICS Auto Mechanics Club. AVIATION TRACES Men’s Chorus 2; Aviation Club I. 2. Edna Carpenter 11 opc John Carson Chasclcy Mary L. Chada Havana Elaine Cikankk 11 reckon ridge. Minn. PRINTING-JOURNALISM Matrix Club 1 : Sacajawca Club .1. C. ELECTRICAL Electrical Club 1. 2. I’RI NTI NG-J OL' RN A l.ISM Matrix Club 1 : Sacajawca Club 1. 2. COMMERCIAL Sacajawca Club I. 2: Dramatic Club 1. Athletic Club 1 : Junior College Club 2: A ga waste Staff AVIATION TRADES Aviation Club I, 2; Pres. Aviation Clilh 2: Department Basketball I, 2; Department Reporter I. 2; Advertising Manager Aga-wasie 2. COLI.I-CI- AVIATION Aviation Club I. 2; Rifle Club 2: Kngineers Knglish Club I. 1.11 I-KA I. ARTS Junior College Club I, 2; Saca-jauea Club I. 2: German Club 1, 2; (ilee Club 1; Professional Knglish Club I. COMMERCIAL Sacajawca Club I. 2; Dramatic Club 2: Agawasie Staff 2. Darrell V. Davis Flasher John C. Davis Bi-march John Df.issi.hr Wahpeton I'RINTING TRADES Dakota Scientist Staff I : Matrix Club I ; I PI Club 2; Baseball 1. COMMERCIAL Junior College Club I. 2; Dramatic Club 2: Rifle Club 1. 2: Orchestra 1. 2: Band 1 and 2: Men’s Chorus 2. J. C. ELECTRICAL Electrical Club 1. 2; Agawasic Staff 2. COMM KRCIAL Sacaiawea Club I. 2. Mary Demciiuk Butte Gladys K. Denison Beltrami. .Minn. COM M ERCIAI. Lyle Hrien Dukkek Kairmount Marion Field Wahpcton Joseph Fla a Wahpcton Sacajawea Club I, 2; Dramatic Club I ; Junior College Club I ; (i iris’ Glee Club I; Agawasic Staff I ; Who’s Who 1.2; T.N. T. Ciub I. I'RH-M EDICAI. Football I. 2; Dramatic Club I. 2; Junior College Club 1,2; German Club I. 2; President German Club 1.2; Student Cabinet 2: Assistant Agawasie Candy Store Manager 2; S Club I, 2; Track I. 2: Department Basketball ; Who’s Who 2. JUNIOR COLLEGE Dramatic Club 2; Junior College Club I : German ciub 1, 2; Saca-jawea Club I. 2; Secretary Junior College Club 2; Who’s Who I. ELECTRICAL Men’s Chorus 2; Men’s Quartette 2; Fleetrical Club 2. COLLEGE ELECTRICAL IClcctrical Club 1.2. TRADES PRINTING Klcctrical Club I ; Rifle Club Treasurer I; .Matrix Club 2: Dakota Scientist Staff 2: Rifle Club President 2; I PI Club 3: Rifle Club President 3. ELECTRICAL Klectrical Club. COM M l-RCIAL O l io I1 K.W KI L RTII Walipeton i’KHl) K. FfLI.ER Rhame Reid Hamilton Clarshsville. Iowa Peter HARLES Lid tier wood Ardei.l Harris Knderlin W. Ci.are Hess Noonan John D. Hoffman Cogswell Mabel Holes Leyden .1. C. COMMERCIAL Sacajawea Club I. 2; Rillc Cluli 2: Dramatic Club 2: Junior College Club 2: Who's Who 2; Basketball 2. ELECTRICAL l-NOIN MERINO Operator W9IIHN I, 2: Aga-w.t-ic Staff 1.2: Scientist Staff I. 2: Electrical Club I. 2. J. C. COMMERCIAL Football I. 2: S Club I. 2; Agawasie Business Manager 2; Who’s Who 2; lunior College Club 2: Girl’s Basketball Coach 2. .1. C. COMMERCIAL President Student Cabinet 2; Junior College Club I; Girl-.’ Chorus 2: Sacajawea Club 2. JOURNAI.ISM-I'RINTIXG Matrix Club 1 ; Scientist Staff 1 ; I PI Club 2: Junior College Club I, 2; Associate Editor Scientist 9 Ci.iFfoRii Johnson Wahpeton K I. KCTRICA I. ENGINEERING Electrical Club 1.2; Junior College Club 2. Dean Johnson limning, Minn. COM MERCIA I. Dorothy C. Keating Wahpeton Sacajawca Club 1. COLLEGE AVIATION Aviation Club I. 2: Junior College Club 1 : Intramural Sports I. 2. I Iarky Kune Antler 'jm $ j Helen Koiinkk Wahpcton Ethei. E. Kosek Wahpcton Lleli.a Kraker Wahpcton Wendell K. Lane Loma COM M EKCIAI. Sacajawea Cluh I. 2; ’Treasurer Sacajawea Cluh 2: Junior College Cluh 2; Who’s Who 2; Dramatic Cluh I. 2: Basketball I. 2. HOME ECONOMICS. President Home Economics Cluh I: Home Economics Cluh I, 2; Sacajawea Cluh 1.2: Junior College Cluh I. 2: (lerman Cluh 1; ? Orchestra I. commercial Sacajawea Cluh I. 2; Dramatic Cluh 1.2: Junior College Cluh 2. AVIATION TRADES Aviation Cluh 1,2; Student Cabinet 2: Department Basketball 1, 2: Department Reporter I. 2. Kai.I'H Larson Tenure. Minn. 'Kli-M i.oicai. Football I ; Junior College Club I. 2: German Club 1. 2; President German Club 1,2: Agawane Candy Store Manager 2: Department Raslcctball 2. COM M l-.KCI M. A. C. Lasham I .arimore lil.HCTRICAI. TRADHS Fleetrieal Club 1. 2. Rk LOCKKHM Harvev Arnold Maas I laukitison .1. C. COM M KRCI At. Junior College Club Club 1 : Orchestra 1 2: Dramatic Club Staff 2. I. 2; Rifle . 2: Rand I. 2: Agawasie s Koki-:rt Mainson lirookings. S. I). Donai.d McKiver Groton. S. D. Hktty McKnic.ht Hannah COI.KTTK MkCMLF.R Minot Jl'NIOR COI.I.HCK Sacajawca I, 2; Dramatic I, 2; Library I ; Agawasic Staff 2: Scientist Staff I : T. N. T. Club 2; Junior College Club I, 2. JfNIOR college Dramatic Club Secretary 2; President I'. N. T. Club I ; Sacajawca Club cabinet 2: Junior College I, 2: Maltese I; Girls' Chorus I. AVIATION Football 2; 'Track I; Men's Chorus 1.2: S Club 1,2: Aviation Club I. 2: Rifle Club I; Junior College Club I. ELECTRIC A I. TRADI-S Fleetrical Club I. 2. Bernard C. Mkiil B reckon ridge. Minn. PRINTING TRADES I PI Club 2: President I PI Club 2: Matrix Club I; Rifle Club. Scribe 1 ; Dakota Scientist Stair I.; Dramatic Club 2. Marv Jo Mkrciiani Wahpeton LIBERAL ARTS Junior College Club 1. 2; Dramatic Club 1.2: Glee Club 1.2: German Club I. 2: Sacajawea Club I. 2: Library Club 1: N ice President Arts English Club 1. Vii.as Mma ; Ci rent Bend IL NIOR COLLEGE Junior College Club 1, 2: German Club 1. 2: English Club 1; Intramural Sports 1. Gladys C. Muskk Wahpeion Lir.l-RAI. ARTS Junior College Club 1. 2: Dram atic Club 1. 2: German Club 1. 2: Cilee Club I. 2: Sacajawea Club 1. 2: Librarx Club Secrctarx 1: Arts English Club I. Warren Nyb Medina i;i.i-ctkicai. i:nci n i:i:kinc; Maurice J. Nvcaard Kdinburg V HRN A Ol.SON Battle View Bernice Ocren J1 anna lord Agawasie Stall 1 : Scientist Stall I, 2; Klectrical Club I, 2, 3; President, 2. EI.ECTRICAI. TRADES Men's Chorus 2; Band I, Orchestra 2: Klcctrical Clu! I, COM MERCIA I. Sacajawea Club 1. 2; Agawasie Stall 2: Junior College Club 1.2; Dramatic Club 2. COM MERCIA I. Library Club: Sacajawea Club. IN) Ervin Ci. Pederson Devils Lake COLLEGE E N Gl NII !• Rl N i Electrical Club 1. 2. ELECTRICAL TRADES Klectrical Club 1. 2: Kittcnball Perry K. Pettis Hannah .!. C. HOME economics Library Club: Home Economics Club: Sacajawca Club: Who's Who; Junior College Club. Mary Pokorn Wvndmerc JINIOR COLLEGE Who’s Who 1 : Junior College Club 1.2: Cierman Club 1. Wll.MKR RyTKONHN New York .Mills. Minn Orrin Rife Wahpcton I’RE-EDUCATION S ii Betty Rilev Wahpeton Jonn Rabak Jr. Fairmount Raymond Ross Mad dock Football I. 2: Captain Football Squad 2; iSaskcthall I. 2; 'Track I, 2: Junior College Club I. 2; Pres. lunior College Club 2; Who’s Who 2. JUNIOR COI.I.EOE Dramatic Club 2. a: Junior College Club I. 2. 3; Sacajawca Club I. 2. 3: Pres. Sacajawca Club 2: Who’s Who 2: French Club; German Club I. 2; Girls’ Chorus 1. 2. 3; Mixed Chorus I. I. IB ERA I. ARTS German Club I. 2; Junior College Club I. 2: Arts English Club I. 2. AVIATION TRADES Aviation Club I. 2; Department. Basketball I. 2. Ai.vin SciIRKIBRK Fairmount John Score Colfax Clayton Smith Wahpcton Marion Stock ilankinson E I. ECTR 1C A I. EN'OIN BERING Track 1.2: Electrical Club. COMMERCIAL I'RIXTING-JOIRNALISM Sec. I res. I PI Club 2; Sup’?. Printing. Ajrawasie 2: Men's Quartette 1. 2: Junior College Club I. 2: Men’s Chorus 1. 2: Matrix Club I; Orchestra I. 2: llano 2. LIBERAL ARTS Orchestra I. 2: Sacajawea Club I : Vice pres. Sacajawca Club 2: Pres. Library Club I : Glee Club I: Who's Who 2: Professional Publish Club 1: Scc'y Dramatic Club 1 : Junior College Club 1. 2. .U TO MliCII.WIl'S. s s $ I Nt: t. R. Sullivan Now Knglaml Frank R. Stanc.i.er Kintal Ronald N. Sullivan St. Paul. .Minn. Student Instructor 2: Scientist Stall I. 2: Department Basketball I. 2. lil.KCTKICAI. TRADES I'.ectrical Club I. 2: Men’s Chorus 2; Dramatic Club 2: Student Instructor 2. COLI.KOE ELECTRICAL Fleet rical Club 1.2: Junior College Club 1. 2. JUNIOR COI.I.HCI: Home Economics Club 1.2:1 res. Home Fconmnics Club 2: Junior College Club I : Sacajawea Club 1. 2: C ierman Club !. I' KEDRIC'K M. T HURSTON IIcaton COLLEGE electrical Electrical Club 1. 2; Student Cabinet. Nicholas Timi e Almont JUNIOR COLLEGE Home Economics Club; College Club: Library Sacajawca Club. Eva Trimser mime re Junior Club; J l NIOR COLLEGE Home Economics Club; Library Club; Junior College Club: Sac-aiawea (. lub. Helen Trimni-;k W mlmere AVIATION TRAOIiS Aviation Club 1. 2. Evelyn M'ali.ner Enderlin s $ i Asms L. M’ashrlkn Crookston, Minn. Adrian Winkel IJrcckcnriiljic. Minn. Harold Wright Antler I'RIXTIN 5 TRADES Sacajawea Club I, 2; Sacajawea Oul Eres. 2: Girls’ Chorus 1.2: Library Club I; Dramatic Club I; German Club I, 2; Matrix Club I. Jt'NlOK COLLEGE Sacajawea Club 1,2; Junior College I. 2; Home Economics Club I. 2: (ilcc Club I, 2: German 1, 2: Dramatic Club I. 1.1 It ERA I. ARTS Junior College Club I. 2; Dramatics Club 2: Oratorical Club 2. COLLEGE lil.KCTRICAI. Electrical Club I, 2. John Zlber Fessenden COLLEGE PRINTING JOURNALISM Football 2; Junior College Club 1; Matrix Club I: I PI Club 2; Scientist Staff 1. 2: Band 1. mm: month s stenographic AND OFFICE PRACTICE Edvtiie Baldwin Tina Beieri.f. Helen Burnstad Catiikrine Campbell Ciiak i.ot i h Ca m i itf.i.i. Edna I)arkenwald Eli abeth Foss Bernice Fraiim Mildred Ingerson Clara Olson Margaret Rice Auer Ross Lois Ross James Ryder Caroline Sen eller M rion Sorvick NINE MONTH’S BOOK KEEPING AND BUSINESS PRACTICE Calvin Brai n Ervin Dokken Maynard Oi.stad Underclassmen ■ Hack rote. left to right: Brandt. Robert Anderson, (irorue Anderson. Bran. Bartsch. Second row. Altrinj'er, Angcvinc, A meson. Balstad, (iott fried Beicrle. i'ront rote: Baldwin. Tina Beier-le. Barnard, Claesson, Annexe, Ambrosich. ■ Hack rote, left to right: Cbada, Braun. Brown. Byers, Danelenko. Second row: Con- nolly, Cors, Campcau, Burnstad. Dcedc. Craft. I'ront row: Braun, Bratzel. Charlotte Campbell, Marjorie Herrisford. Catherine Campbell, Darkemvald. ■ Hack rote. left to right: Knucbretson, (Jill. Kndersbc. Ho jem. 1’ucrst. Second rote: Ferj;u-'•on, Kckes. Ctrail, Falconer. James Foss. I'ront rote: Forde. Frahm, I'ossum, Dorothy Foss, Flaa, F.li .aheth I’oss. ■ Hack rote, left to right: CJlit .-mer, Ilagcrt. (ironhovd, llolecck, (ircenheck. Second rote: Fisher, (iroseth, Jarve, llookland, lnj -erson, llaberman. Front rote: Hoffman, lluppeler, Isackson. Iverson. Ililtner. Underclassmen ■ Hack rati’. left to right: Leon-hardy, Lidcr, Light, Lokken, McDonald. Second rote: Larson. Wallace McKivcr, McKay. Meyer, .Monson. Lindenherg. Iront row: Lund. Jean McKivcr, Mahler, McMichael, Loc. ■ Hack rotv, left to right: Nei- ess, Nei .er. Arnold Olson, Nc-slicim. Pact .. Second row: Nelson. Nutter. Ostenso, Oksendahl. Norgaard. Front rote: O'l learn. Quilit .. Osen. Clara Olson, Hagen, Lalircn. ■ Hack rote, left to right: Noble. Mundy, George Kenner. Revkja-1 in. Ralph Kenner. Second rote: Koltson. Kolie, Peterson. Sagas er. Sampson Front rove: Scheller. Rimer, Alice Koss. Lois Ross, Rustad. ■ Hack rote, left to right: Kmil Johnson, Kortness, Monaghan, Kerher. Kahl. Second rote: lleh-hard, Jolson, Jones, Kadlac, Kih-ler, Lathrop. Front rote: Kivlc, Hanson, llofdahl. Kniefcl, Keith. Underclassmen ■ Hit ft rote. left to right: Stranger. Slier wood. Orville Sorvik. Simhalenko, Sellc. Second rote: Selimies. Sender, Marion Sorvik. Swenson. I leiulerson. Front rote: Severson, laves, Stiles. Shirt , Smith. ■ Httfk rote, left to ritjht: West phal. Tiegs, Paul Walter, Weller, W itte. Second rote: Tweed, Wen tier. Whittle, Tisdel. David Wolf. Front rote: Magdalinc Walter. Philippine Wolf, Wentworth. Tendick. Weeks. ■ Hark rote, left to ritjht: Lester Wold, W alts, Radckc, John Wohl, Schwcgler. Second rote: Zait .. Charles Wright, Wolf-gram. Wheat. Front rote: Mildred Olson, Jacobsen, Klmore, Currid, Lelina. Special Group from Walipeton Public School ■ Hack Foie, left to right: Bur-nell, Richcls, Mr. Satterlec, Jer-dcc, Davis. Swenson. Second Rote: Sansotn, Hoffman, Olson. Front Rote: Bader, Noble, Wcst-phal, Anderson. LaCIrone, Poppa, Comstock. SENIOR OFFICERS ■ Each year the senior class of the State School of Science elects an all-senior president from among those students who are graduating from the various two year courses. In addition to the all-senior president each division. (Junior College. Commercial. Trades Engineering and College Engineering) elects its president and vice-president. An executive committee composed of the all-senior and division presidents makes the necessary arrangements for commencement exercises and takes charge of other matters incident to senior class business. 'This year Ralph Larson of the Junior College department was chosen all-scsvor president. He acted as chairman of the senior executive committee and had general charge of commencement preparation. 'This committee worked hand in hand with the tacultv commencement committee headed by Mr. McMillan. Division presidents and vice presidents elected by IV34 seniors were: (1) Junior College. Melvin Johnson, president; Stock, vice-president: (2) College Engineering. Dean Johnson, president; Wright, vice-president; (3) Commercial. Hoftman. president; Riggs, vice-president; (4) Trades Engineering. Sullivan, president; Hrevick, vice-president. ■ I consider this an excellent opportunity to express in this public way my very real appreciation of the students in this department. It has been my privilege, as a student and instructor, to be in intimate touch with the student bodies of a number of schools, colleges, and universities, but 1 say frankly that I have never associated with a group of students which, year after year, has so favorably impressed me as bathe Junior College group in the State School of Science. The characteristic which impresses me the mo't i your attitude. Many visitors here have remarked about the business like atmosphere so unlike that found in many schools. You arc here for a purpose and you are fulfilling that purpose. You are a democratic group. Administrators claim that it is impossible to have as many departments and interests as there grand opera singer, from one of the six without endless rivalry and friction. Thanks to your democratic spirit, we arc doing the supposedly impossible. Here a student’s worth is judged by what he is; not by his educational interests or by his dad’s bankroll. You are a socially clean and wholesome group. Your attitude toward the finer things in life is right. Your school is deservedly noted for the excellency of its social affairs. You are making this school, which is remembered with affection and pride by the men and women who go out each year from its halls, claiming it as their school; their Alma Mater, crowded with never to be forgotten friendships and memories. I welcome this opportunity of addressing these words of appreciation to you and wishing you the success you merit. Yours very truly, J. C. McMillan ■ J. C. McMii.i.an—A product of Monmouth. Illinois University, California “U”, Chicago University, and thirteen years teaching experience, i completing his eighth year at our Alma Mater. His hobbies arc hunting and fishing, which outdoor activities probably account for his good sportsmanship and genuine good nature. More power to him! r , ■ Frank II. McMahon—Took IiL degree at Ho ton “L'v and Harvard, taught in Boston College and Dartmouth. Maine, and lias been at S.S.S. since 1923. He is a distinct asset to our faculty. His hobbies arc reading and cultivating a garden. ■ Vm. J. Cavanaugh—whose position as Dean of Men and Professor of Biological Science and Chemistry is ablv justified by his work at the Michigan State College and the L of Minnesota. His hobbies are hunting and fishing. A TRAVKLOGUE by J. C. Cat ■ It all began because I had a hankering to visit school—not just ordinary school, but Science School where things really do go on. No one knew just how to go about it either but someone finally had a bright idea ami after some urging and not a little coaxing, they finally reconciled me to the prospect of spending the night in Miss Allen’s desk, in her room on the northeast corner of the third floor in Old Main. I enjoyed the experience and my brief visit with the American History class the next morning, although if you really questioned me. I would have to confess that my reception was not overly cordial. I didn't stay long enough to be able to speak authoritatively on the intelligence of the group but I saw such familiar faces as those of Pete Aasen. Marion Stock. Emma Ness, Orrin Rife. Colette Mechler among the others. My time was my own and although admittance to other classes was more difficult. I will shamefacedly acknowledge eavesdropping at some doors and sneaking in whenever opportunity provided. Most classrooms were empty this period but 1 did get around to sniff inquiringly at the door of Mr. McMillan’s Algebra room. How those students have to work! 'The terms and figures I heard from the lips of such people as Peterson. Carhart. Henderson and Crowley just made my hc.ul swim. A gong rang! Simultaneously a rush Inrgan over the whole building! I crouched low in a corner to escape detection and the crush of those determined feet—and apparently they were well-directed, too. because after an interval of three minutes or so the halls were comparatively empty, with the exception of a few laggards, and the second period classes were begun. I found out during the day that the period between all bells was very orderly. Once on the first floor I skulked over to a door marked Languages and listened to the ardent voices of Ardis Crawford. Adrian Winkle. Margaret Rice. Bee Sun-by, “Peanuts Kosek. John Rabak. Betty McKnight, and others as the German 11 class labored with—I may be mistaken, but I think Margaret said “Frau Sorgc. After that class. Miss Schulz came out to go to her Bookkeeping and in deep pity picked me up and took me along just to meet her students. 1 saw many intelligent faces there—as elsewhere—but what’s in a face? Some of the group whom I recognized were: Don Byers. Marie Senger. Anita Bratzel. Ruth Braun. Maynard Olstad and Nina Lahren. To tell you the truth. 1 skipped out in the hall soon after arriving in this classroom because 1 saw Wendell Lane out there, and he had promised to entertain me the third period. We went to see Bud Larson and some of the other consistent candy-store bench-warmers and thence to the Library where I made the acquaintance of the obliging Librarian and several of the more ambitious people; such as: Miss ■ Tiikodora Ai.i.kn—One of the newer Junior College instructors, whose hobby is travel—any kind and varied— graduated from the “I of Minnesota and brings an enviable record to the position of Dean of Women at S. S. S. ■ Kstiikk SciiLi. .—Took her degree at the University of Minnesota, did secretarial work in the language department. came to Science in 1932. and claims reading as her hobby. I look I and. Lucy Haber man. Annis Wasli-burn, Lyle Durkee, Lois Ross. Les Wold and several of the Breckenridge voung folks. After the last gong of the next period had rung. I heard the most peculiar noise emanating from the next room and what should it be but the German I class trying out their voices on Miss Schulz’ patient ears. One song I actually recognized was the German version of “Auf Wiedersc hen.” Warren Nye was a little late and hr told me that Kahl, Nutter, Winkel again. Strand, Radeke, and Sorvick made up the bass and tenor section of the class. (Cheer up. Girls! Warren Nye said all the girls were charming but he couldn't mention names in public.) I struggled up to the American Government room and listened carefully to distinguish the voices—no danger of my getting into Miss Allen's room again—and could make out only a few; Irene Bliss, Julia Chcslcy, Ardis Crawford, Tallal: Wralstad, and Melvin Johnson. I believe the class must be quite small but I couldn't reach the keyhole to see for myself. However, the door across the hall leading into Mr. McMahon's Kngli-h I room stood invitingly open and I crept cautiously in and immediately spied the all-Senior President who was working so busily that I turned my attention to those giggling girL in the back row. Winnifred Agnew, Larry Ambrosich, Helen Claesson, and several others—it will be bad enough to have just those three after me so I won’t mention other names. In the afternoon I just sort of wandered around. I found time to visit Mr. McMahon's Knglish II room. They were having something about Hamlet that day and I heard tell that Shakespeare was the noble author. Among those anxious to please were Marion Field, Mary Joe Merchant, Gladys Muskc. Clayton Smith, Joyce Ballard. Teddy Bertsch, good old Zither, Vilas Mittag, Charles Peterson, Bettv O'Hearn and last but not least Miss () -tenso. Mr. McMahon excused the class a couple of seconds early and in order to avoid the rush. I joyously skidded down the banisters to the Psychology room where Mr. McMillan held sway. It must be a fascinating course because even the little 1 could see through the keyhole showed the rapt faces of Betty Riley, Arnold Maas, Mary Wentworth, Wilmer Rytkonen, and Alice Bcrrisford as they listened and tried to grasp the discussion. I ran out the door just in time to meet a gay group charging up the steps of Old Main. They appeared to be Mr. Cav.t-naugh’s biology class. Scluniess and 1 ony Radeke came hand in hand, Agnes Osen and Orville a close second, followed by Don Nutter. Naida Peterson, Ruth Iverson, Keg Huppeler, Bernice Rustad and others. They were all busily engaged i„ ■ Donna Fork nek—A graduate of tflr University of North Dakota and our pr,s. ent instructor in practical household scj. cnees. Her sweet personality dominates |„ r courses. Music is her hobby. discussion of their annual picnic to he held May 17. in all probability at Otter Tail Lake. Ole Dokken and the young blond god. John Hoffman, treated me to a feed on regulation Dormitory Hash and I survived the night, determined to visit the Home Economics Department the next day. This I did and saw to my immense satisfaction Jcanic McKiver, Janet McMic-liael. Lucy llaberman, Mona Hoffman, the Trimner twins. Mary Pokorny. and several others engaged in the art of Home-Lconomic-ing. The textiles ami clothing class conducted by Miss Donna Forkner. as are all the classes in this department, proved very interesting—I should like to look into it further. Perhaps next year! Put then of course, the food class is of such practical value—to these would-he dieticians especially. And then that Designing class! What fascinating work. Just between you and me, hoys, some of those girls certainly will be accomplished hostesses and housekeepers—not to mention the cooking they will put before you. (On request Miss Forkner will furnish the ■ LA pleasant faced group of typing students awaiting the word “Type! 2. Old Main. Science Huilding and the Hoys’ Dormitory as viewed from one of the cottages. 3. An out-of-door class in Physical Education. 4. Senior Office d raining where efficiency is everything. 5. Hud Jing secretaries. 6. The German II class in various degrees of relaxation. 7. New armatures for old. S. Our historic Old Shop.'. 0. The German I class. Schr fleissige Sru-denten. names of those who excel in her department. ) I was just going down to supper when Chef Sanders saw me and I heard that his visit to China gave him ideas, so left! One more thing, though, the keyholes in the doors out here are entirely too small. Even with that serious drawback. S. S. S. has made one more convert. ■ I’eti-r V. Masica—Hails the “U ' oi Minnesota as his Alma Mater, came to S.S.S. in 1022, and is interested in bridge, golf and reading. The Business School TO BUSINESS SCHOOL STUDENTS AND GRADUATES OF 1933-1934 ■ A few words of commendation, advice, exhortation, sympathy and congradula-tion from your department adviser: Commendation, most oi you deserve for the earnest, conscientious manner in which you have applied yourselves to the task of acquiring all the knowledge and skill that your courses afforded. Many of you have worked under physical and financial handicaps that challenged the utmost of your courage. If you have given of that utmost you arc, indeed, to he commended. Advice is hardly necessary to those of you who have taken to heart the old but tried maxim. “Whatever the task in hand, do your best. But he sure it is your best. It is an established truth that few of us ever reach the limit of our capacities Strive to he the most expert in your chosen field. In these days, nearly all of the recognized business occupations arc overcrowded—except with the really superior, the expert. There is always room at the top. Don’t drop all study when you leave school. Keep on learning. You have just begun to master the elements of your vocation. Complete the mastery. Climb for that top. Above ail. I exhort you, maintain an intelligent interest in the economic and polit-ical affairs of your county, your state, your locality. To elect the highest type of men to public office, to do away with the favoritism, graft, and incompetence in the conduct of public affairs, is a paramount duty for all of us if our nation, our civilization even, is to survive. 'Those of von entering the business world will do well to remember that the pursuit of wealth for its own sake, at all cost of business ethics and personal honor, leads only to disil- lusionment and despair, if not to disgrace and dishonor. Sympathy should be accorded recent graduates of our schools. The collapse of our economic system in 1929 has caused such widespread unemployment that jobs have been, and still arc, hard to find. It is discouraging to prepare eagerly and conscientiously for honest, skillful service and then to find no demand whatever for that service. But cheer up! Enough of gloom. There are definite signs that the long winter of our economic discontent is over. In more ways than one, Spring is here! Congratulations to you who have successfully completed your courses of study and now have ever-improving prospects of finding jobs. Congratulations, indeed, if, in the gloomy days behind us. your courage has been tried and found true. And finally, if your minds and your hearts have been truly awakened to the problems, still unsolved, of the economic and social world before you, then let us congratulate you again and with you, ourselves and the world about us. I or in such as you is the hope of the future. May your success and happiness be great. Sincerely, Peter V. Masica ■ Amch Wai.to.v—One of the most pleasant instructors ami a graduate of the Gregg School of Chicago, Illinois. ■ Grace A. Madden—Is a graduate of St. 'Ihcre a . Winona. Northern Normal and Industrial School. Aberdeen, and the Gregg School, Chicago; she came here in 1923 and claims golf as her hobby. COMMERCIAL ■ Secretaries. Stenographers. Accountants and Bookkeepers in the Making! What a truly delightful and enlightening trip I had through the Commercial department. One would think all the students in this department, judging from the way they were doing their work, had stenographic and accountant worlds to conquer. And who knows! Science School Commercial graduates go into offices everywhere. And now for the story of a trip through one of the largest departments of the school— The Commercial department occupies the entire second floor of the Main Building (Old Main as it is usually called.) Here an atmosphere of “busyness prevailed—and here I found the four instructors. Mr. P. . Masica. Miss Grace Madden, Miss Alice Walton, and Miss Esther Schulz all busy with their own particular work. I first visited the large typewriting room where I found over forty students taking a fifteen minute speed test. What rhythm! What speed! What accuracy! Royal. Under wood and L. C. Smith typewriters were being pressed into service by competent typists. Next to the accounting room, where some fifty students were working in a happy and interested manner over profit and loss statements, trial balances ami the like. I was especially impressed with the large, adjustable bookkeeping desk and the number of calculating and adding machines, some of them of the electric type. I hen on to the Office Training room where I found the instructor. Miss Madden. acting as manager over an intelligent looking group of Secretarial Training Students—what attractive letters these students were getting out! Adjoining this room was the laboratory where I found students filing, indexing, and operating the mimeograph and dictaphone machines. It had all the atmosphere of a regular office and little wonder since it is arranged to l«x k as nearly like an office as possible. I noticed particularly here the number of modern office appliances, a practice office, thoroughly equipped with all the necessary tools for the intensive training of stenographers and secretaries. From here I went into a large class room where each day classes are conducted in Business Law, Business Organization. Business English and Business Correspondence. Adjoining this room is the shorthand dictation room and this I found intensely interesting—at the particular moment, exponents of the Gregg system of shorthand were demonstrating their speed antics. With what speed and agility they executed their outlines! (I learned later the students were writing on the 120-word Gregg transcription test.) Lastly, a step into a much smaller room where I was told Miss Madden would instruct a class in Civil Service later in the day. All good things come to an end too soon and 1 found myself at the end of the interesting journey. To reflect is to be convinced that the Commercial Department at Science has become synonymous with the best in commercial education. I Tfloe Trade School ■ Every member of the student IkkIv and Agawasic staff can well he proud of the 1933 34 year book. Within the covers of this annual, you have recorded yearly events that have taken place in a different type of school: it i- a three-in-one book made possible by the combined cooperative efforts of students from a trade school, a business school, and a junior college: it is recorded proof that practice and theory can really join hands in education : it is a manifestation of the dignity of labor; and stand for the development of the minds o! individuals so they may proceed more wisely and successfully in their chosen vocations. 1 hose of us connected with the trade school do not hesitate to say that we have had an especially capable group of students in our shops this past year. W c can fairly take a good deal of pride in what instructors and students have accomplished. There has been, for several years past, a splendid spirit of cooperation between students and instructors. There i no factor so important as the right kind of cooperation in the progress of the school; there is no factor which contributes as much as this one to the success of a trade training program. Previous annuals indicate the ever-expanding growth of this institution from year to year: we are confident that future annuals will show how successfully our unique school can keep pace with changing times and conditions. This particular yearbook takes its place as a most worthy contribution from you who were with us in 1933-34. Ci. W. IIavertv Ass’t State Supervisor of Trade and Industrial Education. ■ Ci. IIavertv—The nucleus of the Trade School. ||as been with us for five years, coaches classes in shop report-. and upon inquiry stated his hobby as “taking the wife around.” adding a- an afterthought, golf. ■ II. 1L Sattkri.kk—“Sait”, as lie is affectionately and somewhat fearfully called, lias superintended tilings during most of lii life—the University of Minnesota printing plant, among them, lie has served ahly on the Science staff since 1922. Fishing is one of his favorite sports. ■ W. A. Cl'RRIE—A man with wide newspaper and printing experience with various Minnesota and South Dakota pa|H rs. at Dunwoody Institute and the State College at Rrookings. At Science since 1929. Trade School Shops ■ Many visitors from near ami far have walked through the school shops this year, observing the students at work in the various trade school shops. Let us go through the same departments together observing instructors and students known to us; let us try sneaking through entirely unobserved by them; let us see ju t what is going on in the everyday lives of these people. THE PRINT SHOP ■ Naturally, because this lunik is to be printed in the school print shop, we will go through this department first. Lo and behold! We see that the Editor, Melvin Johnson has Mr. Satterlec corralled in Sat’s office. He is taking Mr. Sattcrlce’s valuable time; time that he should be devoting to students. Hut we see faithful Norganrd sort of supervising the younger fellow-students in the shop. Today is a busy day in the printing department. The weekly school paper must be ready for distribution at noon. Mr. Currie is pounding the second year students on the back; he is commanding Editor Rcrtsch to he more accurate in proofreading; he is telling Arntz.cn to get up :: little more speed. Fred Fuller is looking with longing eyes at Mary Chada. who is standing at the case, snickering for no good reason at all. It’s time to meander over to other departments on the first floor of the New Trades building. AUTO MECHANICS B Just as we enter the Automobile department. we see Louis Kadlac hopping around on one log and shaking a hand in the air. Ever so often. Kadlac gets his fingers in places where no good is done to them. We question whether we will venture farther because there just doesn’t seem to be any room in the shop; its filled to capacity with cars of all makes and descriptions. Instructor Smith won’t even take time to recognize us; and we arc told this i true because lie has two cars that just must be completed and ready for the owners this evening. ■ Earl Smith—Smith’s years of training make him a valuable asset to the trade school faculty. He has been with the school since 1927. ■ John M. Ness—Hails S. S. S. as his alma mater and ha served his school nobly since 1920. John commands the respect and love of all his associates. ■ Arnold Olson—An operator of repute. A man with a World War record, on our faculty since 1930. ■ Fred K. Ranch—A more recent addition to our faculty; a product of the Automobile Mechanical course at the North Dakota Agricultural College in 1926. ■ Ukx II. Barxari — A man with ten years commercial shop experience, a graduate of Dos Moine I’niverM’ty, 1910, ami a member t the State School ot Science Faculty since 1922. Modest, retiring and agreeable. ■ Kaki. I.akssox—Graduate t the Katrineltohn School of Technology. Sweden, in 1918; a man with six years practical experience, with us since 1924. Karl (irmly avows that, left to himself, aviation would he his life. ■ C. II. Bjorki.L’ND—President and manager of the Bjorklund Manufacturing Company. Fergus Falls. Minnesota. Began his career at S.S.S. this year. ■ W. F. Di'Vam.—Graduate of Science and a journeyman electrician. Served his apprenticeship with the DuVall Elcc-tric Compam at Jamestown. N. I). a civil answer to a fair |ucstion about the operation of the milling machine; every machine in the shop is in operation and bench space is at a premium. We must be going and ascend the stairs to the electrical shops. I:I.EC I R IC A L R KFRIG F.RAT 1C)N ■ XVv find a special course in electrical refrigeration being conducted by Mr. Hintgen. 'Fltose present are the second year electrical trade students and a few specials. W’e see Xesheim. Lokken. Conrad Hanson, and Okscndahl among them. RADIO REPAIR AND SERVICING ■ The radio shop draws our attention next. A young man dressed in a lily white .-mock i no other than Instructor DuVall. He is back on the job after a long siege of illness; and we learn that the fellow who has DuVall cornered is Fred Ramsland, who wants to know everything about everything. Olson and Vingerud are THE MACHINE SHOP ■ As we pass from the Automobile Shop to the Machine Shop, we note that Bill Falconer has charge of the tool room: and Howard Fuerst is doing his darndcst to talk Bill out of a file that has a really good handle on it. John Ness brushes past us in his humble and retiring way. He is on the trail of Raymond Ross who had walked oft with a lathe tool, and our sympathy goes out to Ross when John comes in contact with him. W’e are told that the Machine Shop i a melting pot of all departments. Ole Howe who belongs up in the Electric shop i at a lathe turning down a commutator on an electric motor; Leonard Corah is putting the fini'hing touches on a tap wrench: Wilfred Sampson is evidently trying to find a place large enough for storing hi tool box: A meson i' making some kind of gadget which he calls a streamline wire wrench: Schafer is making a hammer; Bill Jones i' now following Ness hoping to get testing a squawking radio; LaVoy is do i„« a little soldering; Nygaard is building mine sort of test panel; we wonder what Nygaard i doing in this shop because Karl Lars-en has plenty for him to do; hut we must he on our way. ARMATURE WINDING AND MOTOR REPAIR ■ .Motors to the left of us; motors to the right of us; and motors all around us with wires galore sticking out in all directions. “'Tiny Engehretson is all dressed tip and no place to go—evidently not a working man. Mr. Barnard is at the blackboard supported by a few student electricians; from all indications, the sketch being made is an effort to try to show Bailey. Wright ami Wolfgram how to dispose of the hundreds of wires inside an electric motor: Earl Wheat is at the bench making tests on his life-time job. a motor that was sent here from some print shop; a quick glance oxer the group indicates that Schwegler. Bartsch. Hagen. Eidrm and Cors will he first class armature rewinders some day in the not too distant future. SIGNAL WORK AND HOUSE WIRING ■ We didn’t expect to see a house within a house but we find Groseth and Wold installing a ceiling light in the house erected in this department; Novak is putting up some material which he calls B. : and Lokkcn is threading some conduit for installation on his job. SHOP TOR ADVANCED ELEC TRICIANS ■ We pass on to the next shop where we find Karl Larsson in charge. Wc are impressed with a well-planned, well-equipped shop. 'There seems to be considerable building going on here. TIaa and Bcaudine ate doing their stuff on the construction of an electric arc welder; Hamilton says he is testing some electric meters; Sullivan is at a switchboard: Pettis is repairing an electric motor; Lock rein is building an instrument of some kind: and. if space permitted. we could list even one as husx on some particular job. But wc must take peek in the Drafting department. DRAFTSMEN AT WORK ■ We ask Instructor Anderson wha group he has at the time. He answer Several groups ’ and then boasts that is teaching seventeen different types • work. We don’t argue with him even though we think that he is handling the truth rather recklessly. Building draftsmen are working on plans for various types of buildings: Fischer tries to appear busy: Pact , has just finished a job of blue-printing; Brandvold is dreaming of future years of wedded bliss: Emil Johnson appears to be in disagreement with his neighbor. Rolfson. over some detail on a plan; Buchhol . is doing some fancy work on shades and shadows: and the rest of the seats arc taken by fellows from various shops who have Come in to get some instruction on drawing as it pertains to their respective trades. We must linger no longer. Wc leave the New 'Trades building and walk across to what is known as the old shops. I doing a little sewing on tlie covering lor a wing; 11 « paint spray machine is in operation an l Whittle is in charge; lie is trying to make some ailerons look red. We pass on to another section of the Aviation department and find Chuck Klessig in charge. AVIATION MOTORS ■ We approach Mrcvick and ask him what he is doing, lie informs us that he is overhauling a J5. Wc ask no more ipiestion-. hot wonder why lie didn't give us a civil AIR PLANT. RKPAIR AM) CONSTRUCTION ■ Just as wc open the door to the Avia tion department we arc almost knocked over by Dale Wright. He is dashing on his way to the living field to warm up the motor in Sampson's plane. Dale soloed a few days ago and i- over-enthusiastic about putting in living time. We hear Covert's loud voice and he. apparently, is trying to give Allen Lea some dope about airplane dope; Lane is strutting over to a bench with a «trut in hand; .Mayer, Thurston, and Roscoc Mean arc checking the “wash-in and wash-out on the wings of a plane. Those aviation terms almost get our goat but we must put up with them ami so let’s see what else we can see. I he elongated gentleman surrounded bv a group of admirers is Art Sampson, lie is giving Arncson, llebbard and Monoghan the “low-down” on how to splice wires and cables. The good-looking liomhre in charge of the tool room today must be Henderson. As wc glance over to another corner, we first decide that Sampson must he running competition with Miss Forkncr; but we are told that Crowley and Carhart arc just ■ I. Machine Shop men on the spot. 1. Karl Larsson demonstrating electric arc welding for our photographer. 3. Printers at work. ( How did you get in the picture. Keith?) 4. Auto-Mcchanic-crs. and Mr. Smith there to tell them how it's done. Clifford Johnson, the assistant Scientist editor, pecking away at the linotype. 6. Aviation men in action—Sampson an I Coucv in the background. 7. (iott, vot a bunch off dummies! —Karl Larsson. S. Aviators becoming air-conditioned. 0. A group of architectural men—wonder if (Jrosseth has Dorothy Monson in mind. ■ Arthur M. Sami'son—Came to the State School Science in 1928 to he the e entinl cog in the present well-developed school of Aviation conducted here. ■ Chari.is Ki.kssk;—Ciraduate of Science's. Aviation Tradc Course. Secured government licen e in airplane mechanics and airplane engine mechanics. Mere ince 1933. answer. Allen and Tweed are working on a powerful looking twelve-cylinder ntotot. Klcssig must have his hands full with twenty-one fellows in the shop. He has assigned them to work in pairs ami group of three. Knelt group i working on an airplane motor of some kind. Torgerson i doing a little welding with the portable outfit which reminds us that the Wcltiing shop is our next visiting place. (). Y-ACETYLENE WELDING ■ No one pays am attention to us. Suppose it’s because they are wearing those dark glasses. Kite sparks are flying at Lima’s welding bench. We arc told by Instructor Olson that he i operating the cutting torch and getting material ready for use In the rest of the I toys. Kniefel is trying to make some pieces of airplane tubing stick together: Tureck is working on an automobile cylinder head : Ralph Renner i' obviously using up m.me gas on some pieces of pipe; Instructor Olson points to what he calls a new outfit that he says is a new addition to the shop which will be used for instruction in electric arc welding. Al’TO-BODY RKIWIR AND REFINISH INCi ■ Something new. The course is not even listed in the catalog. W’c find Endcrsbce working after two weeks rest. But lie’s busy now because lie’s working on his Dad’s car. Forman, the painter, is putting some finishing touches on the school Oakland ; (ironhovd gets into action when he sees us coming. He grabs a piece of sandpaper and begins to move it leisurely over the hood of some car; Zaitz is replacing some wood strips on the top of an Essex. Instructor Bjorkland and Cieorge Kenner are in conference trying to decide what So do with Mr. Satterlee’s wreck. Altringer Comes in the door. Wonder if he will get over the smoking habit. Sturma enters and drives out the school truck. Students heave a sigh of relief because they will now have rorm to turn around in. We say farewell to the gang and go over to see what i going on in the automobile electrical and aviation electrical department. ELECTRICITY IN THE MOTOR CAR AND AIRPLANE ■ Everyone is tending to business and the atmosphere resembles that of the library except that everyone i working. Evidently Instructor Ranee is boss. Frank Slangier is building up some batteries with Boclkc as first assistant. Gunderson i overhauling a tractor magneto brought in for repair. Kline i working on a Scintilla, whatever that is. Even Stretch Gran appears busy. Carl Johnsrud calls for Mr. Ranee—no doubt something has gone wrong with his job. The 4:12 bell rings which calls to a halt the work for the day. Guess they’re all union men as everyone begins to pour out of the shops. Just as we get outside the shop, we see a bunch of hoys running at top speed for the New Trades building. Let’s follow them. They enter the Machine Shop and we’re right on their trail. W’c are informed that they are lads sent to Science from the local public schools for some General Shop courses. What a noisy gang! Wc didn't fully appreciate the serious attitude of our own students until we watch these lads for a few minutes. A lad emerges from underneath a bench with a box in hand. It's Pee Wee Bader. He needs the box in order to reach the bench drill press. Stuart Noble tries to get near the tool room door. He gives up. No use. says he, with so many big bozos in the way. We remain a little longer and soon everyone i in his place. We must preserve our notes so they arc taken to the Agawasie headquarters to await Editor Johnson’s approval. Never before did wc realize fully the busy life of a day at Science's I’ratio School. I I ■ Mary McCi.intock—Secretary-Registrar at Science fourteen tears. ■ Mildred B l'Ttkdai11.—Assistant Secretary and Treasurer, graduate of Science. Here for six years. ■ Although one may have visited the three departments of Science—the Junior College. Commercial and Trades Schools, one has not seen all that g« cs to make up the school. In fact at hours when class room are vacant men are working to keep the place fit for tomorrow’s classes. All hours of the night during the ( ) months of North Dakota winter, light shines within the heating plant. Three men are employed during the coldest weather to make class room overcoats unnecessary. At the Hurch Hall dining room Chef Sanders prepares meals three times daily, with the aid of student workers, for the hungry (always hungry) students of the institution. Many students attend Science two years without being able to recognize all of its instructors, hut no one has been here a single month without coming in contact with “Shorty and few there arc indeed who could not point out such characters as Larson. Kckes and Sturma—campus handy men. And few there are who have not had the pleasure ( ?) of a little chat with Miss Mirick after a session of emphatic whispering. ■ The battlements of President Riley’s fortress arc held by Mrs. Mary McClin-tock and her assistant, Miss Buttcdahl. Krohmen approach the sacred precincts with timid feet and faint hearts, and their very demeanor must inspire sympathy because a wound is rarely inflicted. 1 he office is well equipped and during one’s Senior year, the atmosphere is very congenial. ■ During the winter arts course, people whose artistic ability had formerly been submerged were given an opportunity to express themselves and go individualistic. Very few of the thirty odd artists had had any previous coaching or experience and under the able tutelage of Mr. Andreason both were provided. ‘‘Andy’’ showed the students the geometric design back of finer art by working along with them, anti his patience brought results. (Lven Betty Riley and others of the fair sex were delighted to learn the science as practiced on canvas.) Several of the architectural men did fine work, especially as perspective and shading were already familiar to them. Classes were arranged during the free periods of the interested students and the very nominal fee of two dollars for materials used was levied for a week's tutoring. Science hopes for continued projects of this sort. ■ “In the Spring”—Mr. Luick’s fancy must be flowers for the greenery. 1 he summery blossoms and the attempt to grass-grow the paths are all a part of this kindly gentleman's life and a very definite and desirable portion of the Science lovers’— nature lovers'—lives. ■ Vai.d.makk A nor EASON—Instructor for the short art course offered at Science this winter; himself, an oil painter of commercial fame. C. (i. Ll icK—Superintendent of the grounds who coaxes along the flora at Science. Activities ■ Dear to every college are it custom ami traditions, representing the happiest moments of the school year. Science tradition has decreed that we have a get-acquainted party, homecoming, stag party, hobo day. and countless other celebrations which we are proud to observe. And so. by bringing you scenes from these occasions we hope to make it easy in the future for you to remember the traditions of the past. ■ In order to exhibit their culinary skill the second year Home Economics girls entertained their boy friends at a dinner given February 13. If it is true that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. these girls have certainly “got” their men. for the meal was all that could be desired. Perhaps the boys were a little bit abashed at the elegance of the table setting, but they conducted themselves in a fitting manner. Wendell Lane did have considerable difficulty in handling his goblet. and John Zuber used a spoon once when he should have used a fork, otherwise no serious social blunders were made. After the meal the boys helped wipe the dishes (all except Mob .Mattison who kept up their morale by playing the piano.) There's no doubt but what the Home Economics girls have a distinct advantage over the Commercial girls or the J. C. girls, and if you’re in the market for a wife a Domestic Science girl is the best bet. was a great help in relieving that lonesome feeling which inevitably accompanies the iir t week end away from home. Of course it was a little hard at first to got the boys to come down (you know how impossible boys are), but after the fun had started they simply swarmed in—and I must say. to all appearances, they enjoyed themselves immensely. All the games from “Drop the Hanky” to Wink were played in an effort to relieve any feeling of strangeness, anti then followed innumerable contests. It was in the apple eating contest that Durkce first came into the limelight. My practising tricks of a professional contortionist. he successfully cornered an apple which was suspended from the ceiling, and amid the applause of the crowd, ate it to the core. Lastly in order of entertainment was dancing, to the music of Dorothy Taves. The serenity of the evening was broken only when John Hoffman led the Grand .March out of the dorm, around the building, and in through the back door. W it It a grand finale in the form of ice cream, cup cakes and punch, served by Chef Sanders, the merriment came to a close. ■ The annual fall get-acquainted party held October 6 certainly achieved its purpose. for without a doubt, those who attended did get acquainted.” In the first place, the formality of introductions was : ! ■ A Party held Sept. 2S was the first get together of the school year. This mixer planned by the dorm boys and the cottage girls came at a very opportune time, as it I absolutely done away with. Kveryone was presented with a card on which he wrote his name and address, and which he displayed conspicuously to all those interested. (How strange, methinks. that so many, many boys hail from Chicago—you don t suppose it was a frame up?) The ice was broken early in the evening when a contest was held to see what boy could get the most girls’ autographs on a card, and what girl could get the most boys’. Well, it was a riot from the start, and maybe you think these women weren't bold and grasping creatures when it came to getting signatures. When it was all over. Janet Barnard's card had the most boys’ names on it. and by hook or by crook darner Coucy was in possession of the longest list of girls’ names. The friendly spirit of the second year students was well expressed when Hetty McKnight kindly enlightened the f reshies ’ as to the teachers’ pet peeves, and how best to avoid them, and John Hoffman cordially welcomed them to the trials ami tribulations of Science life. I hen came the Grand March—an old Science custom—with its hopes and fears. Hope that you'll be coupled with a marvelous dancer, and fear (especially if you’re a tall girl) that it will he just your luck to fall in with someone who's only five foot one. A a final touch of informality the dancers were treated to cskimo pies and punch. Who can sit on a bleacher, balancing a glass of punch on his knee, and munching a partly soft cskimo pie, without losing a little dignity? It can’t he done. So more than one match was made, and more than one happy couple left the party. ■ Breaking awai from past tradition the annual Halloween dance was not a costume dance, nevertheless it was one of the most successful parties of the year. Shrouded in an atmosphere of ghosts and goblin', with pumpkins ami corn shocks for good measure, the gym was a perfect setting for the party. The crowning feature of the decorations was a gorgeous full moon which beamed smilingly down on the dancers. During an interlude between dances, Hetty O’Hearn. Science Blues singer, offered two numbers and Mrs. Schwingham-mcr danced a novelty tap dance. Why is it that “tag dances are so popular with the boys? It must be the caveman tactics that are used that appeal to the masculine vanity. Another variation in choosing partners —not so selective as the “tag dance— is arranged by passing out two decks of cards, one to the girls and the other to the boys, rite idea was that those having the same cards should be partners. W as it a coincidence that Hetty Riley and Melvin Kahl held cards that matched? The moods of the dancers changed like those of pixies —from dreamy moments during a moonlit wait , to moments of wild revelry following the distribution of souvenir noise makers. Kveryone agreed that it was a splendid party. ■ What occasion is dearer to the hearts of students than homecoming? It is a day on which one can properly show his loyalty, and his school spirit. Science Homecoming. November 9 and 10, were, indeed, days of which we may be proud. Because Homecoming was so late this year, the preliminary pep fest was held in the gymnasium instead of around a bonfire. However the omission of the bonfire in no way dampened the spirits of the crowd. The newly organized band under the direction of Peter V. stirred the pulses of the studes with their football songs, and led by Orville Sorvick. the crowd shook the rafters with their rousing cheers. With the strains of GO SCIENCE GO ringing in their ears, the student body dispersed to await the events of the following day. The Parade. previous to the f«x tball game, featured a greater variety of floats than ever ■ i. I he Homecoming parade comes home. ■ 2. Hack go the Vikings. ■ 3. A trend toward the future. ■ 4. I In- Klectricians prophecy. ■ 5. T.N.T.’s at rest. ■ 0. “Cats snarl and claw way to victory —Hud Homecoming before—each float vying with the other in originality anil beauty of design. The •‘band wagon” which led the parade was Art Olson's novel, stream lined house car. especially appropriate because it had been cun.tructed in the shops of our own school. The printers, always a jump ahead e: cvcryi ne else, entered the float that was judged best—however, the girls still think the Sacajawea boat was the prettiest. After proceeding through the main streets of W'ahpeton and Breckenridge. the parade returned to the campus and to the football game. Wrapped in blankets to keep from freezing to death, one of the largest crowds watched one of the best games of the year. The homecoming party was a fitting climax to a day filled with successes. With a 6-0 victory over the Vikings as :• background, the spirits of the crowd ‘ere at high ebb. The Dakota Ramblers, sensing the mood of the dancers, furnished a program filled with peppy tunes. THE FOOTBALL BANQUET I he annual football hampiet was held December .?. in the dining room of Burch Hall. Twenty-eight worthy warriors of this year's Wildcat squad made their appearance at this ceremonial meal, at which •he various awards for the vear’s achieve- ments were made. Seventeen members of the squad were eligible to receive letters. When a student puts in enough periods in two major sports, or two seasons of the same s|x rt to qualify for a letter in each, he is awarded an S sweater. Six members of this year's squad received sweaters. The) were: Jones. Hoffman. Durkee, Rife. Kohnke. and Mattison. Coach Bute acted as toastmaster and after a short talk, called upon several other faculty members and students to speak. Mr. .McMillan gave a good talk illustrating his points with colorful stories, sonic of which were very good. President Riley gave an extensive talk upon service and courtesy, using as illustration the service that is given at several of the hotels at which he has stated. Mr. Havertv also gave one of his usual speeches. Bute in his talk suggested the buying of a motion picture camera for the purpose of taking pictures of the hoys in action on the field. o that the plays might he analyzed and the hoys might more easily have their faults pointed out to them. Melvin Johnson and Captain Rife were the only members of the squad who had the honor of delivering speeches to the group, 'i hey both gave interesting accounts of their football experiences, contrasting the fact that Johnson has been out only one season and Rife is a veteran of many. The following were declared eligible to receive football letters: Sherwood, Gilbert. Fischer, Jones. Hoffman, Durkee, .Mattison. Rife. Kohnke, Kahl, Nutter. Beeson. Groscth, Rienan. Wenncr. Adkins, and Bu l Larson. Jones. Hoffman. Durkee, Mattison. Rife. Kohnke. Larson, and Fischer arc second year students and will likely not he with us next year. However, if the rest of the squad all come hack. Skip” will have more Icttcrmcn at the start of the season next year than he had this year. I lie banquet was served hv the girls of the Home Economics Class and prepared by Chef Sanders. I ■ The Christmas party, I should sav, was the most spectacular of the year. The hazy blue and silver effect of the decorations undoubtedly lent an air of sophistication to the party, and the midnight blue streamers and hundreds of silver stars served as a delightful background for a glimmering Christmas tree. The floor show, too. was a program filled with entertaining numbers. A take-off of an assembly program was especially well done—a sort of see voursclf as others see you directed by our worthy instructors. Kmil Kngehretson with an air of dignity and authority interpreted our prexy, followed by John Hoffman whose portrayal of Mr. McMahon nearly put the spectators into hysterics. Orville Sorvick gave a perfect imitation of Peter V.. and In no means least effective was “Toots Isaacson as Miss Mirick. Lastly came our own Skip Bute done in his exact manner by Pete Aasen. Oh, it was a treat which no one should have missed. Daisy Dagel gave a Christmas reading and the program was closed with a musical 'kit Annie Doesn’t Live Here Any More featuring the girls’ sextette plus Men Meld and Clayton Smith. What. I ask you. would a Christmas party be without a Santa? And so. just as all the kiddies were Imping for him. in dashed Santa well supplied with boxes of candy and nuts. Although he was a trifle thin and greatly resembled our fellow student Durkee. he was an entirely satisfactory «-Id Santa. And so with more dancing another Christmas Party came to an end. ■ The last school party before Lent was a remarkably gay affair with decorations of ml and black, the school colors, producing a truly collegiate effect. I he center of attraction was the punch bowl— with apologies, because it actually was only a large steel kettle—the committee having forgotten to furnish a more presentable container. However, it served the purpose and without a doubt added greatly to the success of the evening. ■ The spirit of St. Patrick hovered over the gym the seventeenth of March when the only school dance during Lent was held. I'he Royal Ramblers playing from a beautifully decorated green arbor offered their usual perfect harmony, and the W'earin’ of the Green held sway for the evening. ■ The I PI Club members were sponsors of a dancing party held March 21 in the gym. After several preliminary games the remainder of the evening was spent in dancing to the lilting tunes of that orchestra of orchestras, the Dormitory Demons. The highest moment of the party occurred when they were about to have their pictures taken, and everyone tried to crowd into the foreground. (Those attending the party who are not seen in the picture arc probably some place behind the curtain which was used to divide off the gym. The space behind the curtain was a very popular place, by the way.) After a lunch had been served the couples proceeded home, followed by the wild shouts of John Zubcr who was responsible for the borrowed eating utensils. “Three silver spoons are missing, and nobody leaves this place until they’re found. I I Stags and Co-eds ■ 6. Meet vs. ? • 7. Co eds (some sober). ■ S. And they’re only playing! ■ 9. Impostors. 1. rie caters. 2. An exchange of greetings. 3. Just before the battle. 4. Kin, Svi, Dri. 5. A sheik for a night. STAG PARTY ■ At eight o'clock. Friday the twenty-third of March, sonic two hundred stag-had already {fathered at the school gym. sans neckties and either superfluities, for an evening at which the Science “social season reached its height. A few minutes after seven the referee's whistle blew which sent into action the year’s two outstanding department teams in a battle that was to name the years school champions. The game from the opening whistle was a thriller and the interest rivalled that witnessed at the most important of conference games. The Junior College team built up a commanding lead in the first quarter but failed to hold the advantage and found themselves bareiv in the lead as the whistle at the half sounded. In the second half the lead changed hands several times with the Printers first tasting the pleasure of holding the lead shortly after the play had been resumed. As the gym clock began to indicate that only seconds remained of the game, the Printers braced themselves to hold the slim le.nl that they were commanding. I heir efforts were rewarded and they were crowned the inter-department champions of 1933-34. The final score. Printers. 20; Junior College. 16. During the game a number had entered the gym wearing neckties, a sin for which there is always a sad accounting. With the final whistle of the basketball game there was a mad scramble and ties that made perfect decorations on some Wool-worth tie stand were nothing but shredded souvenirs. As the program got under wax a pair of tap dancers “brought down the house. and were followed by Burch Hall's Paderewski. Brought to action by the “Kin, Svi. Dri of their erstwhile Teutonic hatoneer. the school's Little German Band brought every foot into action as they rendered those well-loved tunes of old. In the “S blanket drawing, the pri .c catch of the evening went to one of the school's Icttcrmen. as Sampson drew from the hat the number of none other than John Hoffman. There are times when it is nice to have a number. 'I'hc evening’s play was finally broken up by a lusty Come and get it. uttered by the one and only Chef Sanders. Oh. the inadequacy of those gym doors! In a wild stampede they dove for the “dogs. Reaching the door of the basement kitchen they were stopped by the only known irresistible force (an instructor) and forced to pass on in single file—to file by heaps of dogs and dogs and dogs, not to mention the cheese and olives and pickles and coffee and ice cream and pie—they all passed once and still much remained. They came the second time, the third and the fourth, and still they came. And still they came—the light housekeepers. In the wee sma’ hours of the morning Wold and Popeyc were still making the rounds —with them it had become a habit. But the Paul Bunyan meal was finally over ami there remained but one thing to do (this being a stag party)—go home. So leaving behind their excess energy, Science Staggers staggered home. Another “Boys' Party was both a success and history. Who’s Who 1. Robert “.Matty Mattison—Cleverest. 2. Alberta Sis Stiles—Cleverest. 3. Donald “Don Nutter—Best Scholar. 4. Margaret “Riccy Rice—Rest Scholar. 5. Dean Johnson—Handsomest. 6. 11 den Claesson—.Most Beautiful. 7. Adelaide I oots I sack son—Biggest Flirt. 8. Lois “Loev Ross—Cutest. ■ 9. Gladys “Denny Denison—Ideal Girl. ■ 10. Orrin “Rift Rife—Ideal .Man; Rest Athlete. ■ II. Mary Pokorney—Rest Dancer. ■ 12. Raymond “Ray Kclces—Rest Dancer. ■ 13. Helen Wimps Rolinke—Most Popular. ■ 14. William Rill Rcinan—Most Popular. ■ 15. Ardcll Shorty Harris—Biggest Bluffer. ■ |6. John Hoffman—Biggest Bluffer; Biggest Flirt. WHO'S WHO CONTEST ■ Who’s who at Science? Do we know? Well I should say. The Who’s Who con test annually sponsored by the Agawasie is an election in which the outstanding students of the school year are chosen. Everyone has a chance, and no, if you’re not the most beautiful you might be the bigge-t bluffer (what a consolation.) The election is purely non-partisan (except for the political engineering attempted by the Cottage Girls) and the winners indicate a truly representative group. Heading the list of Who’s Whoers are Marion Stock and Lyle Durkec. They were chosen Miss Science and Mr. Science respectively, and as such, represent the school for the year 1934. Ever since the contest the whoo .its have outdone themselves to live up to their reputations. Toots” I sack son has been more flirtatious than ever. Don Nutter has studied faithfully to maintain his high degree of mental alertness. Sis” Stiles has dispensed with more snappy comebacks. John Hoffman has bluffed more—and so on down the list. In fact, we must admit that we are disappointed in none of them; all have rightfully earned claim to their title. If the pictures on the opposite page look like excerpts from the Rogues Gallery blame it on the photographer, because they really are the cream of the crop. ■ The girls’ party this year was as usual a co-ed affair—bui without the inconvenience of actually having boys, we successfully developed that air of dignity which masculine presence undoubtedly lends to a party. I his was achieved by having half the girls dress as boys and escorting the other half of the party. After much bor r« wing trem the dorm boys, the male members t the party came fully dressed for the occasion. (We hereby wish to thank Gus Brown for the loan of his B. V. D.’s, Teddy Bertsch for his suspenders, and Bud Kniefcl for his garters.) The program put cn for the amusement of the guests was truly entertaining. Opening with a song and tap dance by Betty O’Hearn (One of our “men ) it continued with a mock wedding. I Do. I Do. I Do. featuring Harriet Ostenso. bride; Jean Me-Kiver. groom; Eva Swenson, minister; and. Luella Forde, father. A debate as to who is the braver—men or women—was finally decided by a tug of war in which the boys certainly revealed their superiority by dragging the girls around the gym. The program continued with a rhythmic tango by Helen Burnstad and Alberta Stiles, and concluded with two speeches propounding the constituents of a perfect man and a perfect woman given by Betty Mcknight and Adelaide I sack-'on. Then followed an hour of dancing to the piano music of Lucille Ambrosich. A contest which aroused much interest was the whistling contest. Everything from the Star Spangled Banner to the Whistler and his Dog were whistled in vain attempts to exhibit skill, but Catharine Seavv undoubtedly showed more technique than her competitors. Other prize winners were: Kathleen Quilitz. handsomest man: Betty Mcknight and Alberta Stiles, best looking couple: and. Dorothy 'Eaves and Win-nifred Agnew. best dancers. It is with many apologies that the girls admit having had one thorn among all the roses—and that thorn in the person of Melvin Johnson. It seems that he had to be present in order to take the pictures, (and then the pictures didn’t turn out so well—but it’s I.YI.K Dl'KKHK M xriox Stock nci wonder considering nil the diverting intcre.-t with which hr h:ul to contend). I o make the party complete, it was topped off with a lunch, outstanding in both quality aiul quantity. Then as all good things must come t« an end. so ended the co-ed party. ■ It the parlor of Center cottage was used mostly for private entertainment, and if Hen Meld. Jimmie Parsons and Hill Rei-nan seemed to have a monopoly on it. consider that a necessary evil—we did. However. the parlor was the scene of evera! more lively, if not more exciting times. Early in the year the cottage girls organized the T. N. T. club with a very exclusive membership, and a very secret meaning (but I cannot truthfully say that absolute secrecy was maintained). 'The club might properly have been called a Hirthday Club as its main activity was giving surprise hirthday parties for its members. The height of party elegance was reached when the club threw a surprise handkerchief shower for Miss Allen, on the dean’s ?????? birthday. (We never have and probably never will find her real age; however, we feel sure that she is no less than twenty and not more than forty). Another party which will long remain in the memories of the cottage girls was the slumber party. Perhaps I should say the ‘Mumhericss party. It i hard to tell what the girls did for entertainment through the long hours of the night—hut it took them weeks to wholly recover from its effects. Ami so let the good times had in the center cottage parlor this year be added to the other good times that have been had there in the past. 0 The long awaited “after Lent dance finally came April 20 and a great success it was. The decoration committee, headed by Marjorie Herrisford, did a remarkable job of decorating and the gym was a place of ie.l beauty. The program of the evening •featured a group of high school students i ’. an exciting melodramatic pantominc. it included also a tap dance by Lavcrne Nei!-land and Thomas Murray, and a h.a r moil -zed vocal duet l v Addle Erickson and Dorothy Mart. Thr. plus dancing to the music of the Dakota Ramblers was more than ufficicnt to make the evening a happ one for all those who attended. LEAP YEAR PARTY ■ Ship ahoy! All aboard!! And we’re off for a sail on the ocean blue. (This isn’t a fi'li story either.) Hut. to give you th-facts of the case, it was the dance Mav 4. which the girls gave for the hoys, under the supervision of the Sacajawea Club. The gym was decorated to resemble the interior of a ship and with its upper and lower decks, awnings, life savers, deck chairs, and anchors it most certainly smacked of the ca. In fact. John Rahak insisted that he felt sea sick and ’Perry Leonhardv couldn't refrain from singing “Down went McGinty to the Hottom of the Sea. Boh Henderson in a new white linen suit fitted in perfectly with the setting, and everyone agreed that he should he given the respectful title of Right Rear Admiral of our cruising valit. The orchestra. The Moonlight Melodians. played from he upper deck of the ship (really the race track) their music drifting dreamily down to the dancers. During a recess between dance-. Lavcrne Nicland and Thomas Murray danced a full-fledged sailor dance, and the Girls’ Sextet sang that old nautical song. She was just a Sailor’s Sweetheart. Punch was served by two white-coated stewards from an tip to date liar, and this, I must add. was the attraction of the evening. It was certainly a most unusual part.-, and credit for its success must be given t Winifred Agnew. general chairman, an! to Colette Mechlcr, cluirman of decora tions. We want to mention, also, that it va unit through the cooperation of Howard Buchholtz. Hilly Monoghan, Lund and Kelly that the jiirls were able to carry out their plans for this party. MOTHERS’ TEA ■ For the first time in history the Saca-jawea C!ul sponsored a Mother's Tea. May II. It was attempted as an experiment. However everything progressed so smoothly that it will never be remembered as an experiment, but rather as the birth of a tradition. The Home Economics Department was transformed into an informal tea room, and here about 15') guests were entertained. Valeria Ambro-sich, general chairman, ushered the mothers and daughters into the tea room where they were greeted by the reception committee. 1'he hostesses. Miss Schulz. Miss Madden, Ardis Crawford, ami Joyce Ballard poured tea. With the help of Miss Fork tier and the cooking class it was possible to serve also a variety of wafers and sandwiches. The guests were entertained by a program which opened with a welcome address by Evelyn Wallner. president. and included several musical numbers by the sextet, a reading. Mother by Helen Burnstad. and a vocal solo by Bernice Kustad. Because the guests were con-tinuallx coming and going, the program was presented twice in order that all might enjoy it. As a supplement Dorothy Foss played piano music throughout the afternoon. Although the tea was primarily for the mothers, the daughters enjoyed it also. ASSEMBLIES ■ As sure as nine-thirty Wednesday morning arrives. Science students rush from their classes, and make directly for the auditorium. It's assembly period of course. the forty-five minutes in the week which are devoted to the entertainment of the student'. The places of honor in the a-'cmbly are those seat' in the front row. and it’s first there first served. Gangway for a mad scramble! The popularity of these seats originated in the good old days before the stage was remodeled. Then one could comfortably slide down in his scat, and at an angle of not more than 45 degrees rest his feet on the platform. Then too. there are ay ways those couple- who -it side by each at every assembly. You know. Valeria Ambrosich and Arnold Maas. Bernice Kustad and Bob Henderson. Tina Beierle and Darrel Davis—a lot of others too. The programs are varied in nature, some featuring lectures, othe-s music, some local talent, and others outside talent. Those speakers who addressed the student body this year, as they do every year. were. Senator Field. Roy Merchant, and Leo Dominick. (Strange as it seems they manage to discuss a different topic even year, too.) Different assemblies .luring the year have featured programs put on In student organizations. The box’s chorus, girl’s sextet, orchestra, and band have always willingly contributed numbers. The Dramatic Club sponsored several plays, the Sacajawea Club put on a Minstrel show, and the Girl’s chorus presented an operetta. Even the dorm boys exhibited their musical talent in a program including accordian. banjo, clarinet.' 'saw and piano numbers. One assembly a year is devoted to a program put on by our radio station V 9 H H N . one program i furnished by the Indian School, and at least one by the local high school. There. ! must have accounted for most of the assemblies this year. The special assemblies of the year, arc especially welcomed, not only because they are good programs, but because they do away with one class period- (What a shame if they came during a study period.) These special assemblies featured entertainers from the Northwest Assembly Syndicate, and were all ver yood from the whistelcr to the negro jubilee singers. Assemblies? Why, they're a part of Science. HIGH SCHOOL SENIOR PARTY ■ May 18 will yo down in the memory of many a high school senior as a red letter day. 'That was the date of the annual senior party—the party which students of this school give for the graduating seniors of Wahpeton and Breckenridge. And it certainly had its com pen sat ions. Orrin Rife said it was the one party for which lu didn't have to buy a ticket. (His big moment, you know, is a girl graduate ‘ from Breck.) Entertaining the seniors wasn't at all hard to do—in fact I know that Pinky Nelson found it highly enjoyable. Souvenirs for the evening were in the form of small books. John and Bill go to Science in 1934, which depicted Campus life. The dramatic club presented a one-act play The Talc of a Shirt with the following cast. Mary Jo Merchant. Betty Riley. Adrian W’inkel, and Orville Sorvik. Included also in the pragram was a reading by John I tollman, and a popular song, sung and dramatized by the Girls’ Sextet. Me hope to see many of these seniors again—as freshmen here next year. HOBO DAY ■ Every dog has its day. and for Science students that day was May 29. Hobo Day. Can you ever forget the pictures associated with it. the raggedly clad men ami maidens. the tousle-headed females, dirty hands, and smudgy faces? What a day it was! Classes were held in the morning—but not the same as usual. No. never has formal discipline been so lightly ignored, never were law and order so completely forgotten. Miss Allen was almost reduced to tears when her economics class room was laid under a smoke screen (smoking the old corn cob pipe at any time and all times was. of course, a privilege of the day). Our slogan was Down with school, let us be educated in the University of Hard Knocks. First and foremost in the ranks of disreputable characters was Nor-ine I loiter—a bum to be proud of. You could tell him two blocks away by the bright red patch on the seat of his trousers. Perhaps the best stunt of the day was pulled by Margaret Rice. Dressed in a ragged out lit and with a pathetic expression on her face, she met all incoming trains, and innocently asked the unsuspecting travelers for a handout. Well, the proceeds of her day were six dollars in cash and a complete wardrobe of clothes. Grace Weeks, not to hr outdone by anybody, was indeed the spirit of pauperism. In fact. everyone looked perfectly terrible—even one except the teachers. I should sav — thev looked no worse than usual. After lunch at Burch Hall, served by anyone who wanted beans (and hcan arc plenty “nod for any hobo) the army of tramps proceeded down town. There the afternoon was spent in enjoying the fruits of relentless begging. Fat Hebbard and Don Nutter set the pace in puting away the groceries and if the rest couldn’t quite keep up. they at least made a gallant attempt. When, at last, the crowd could beg. borrow, and steal no more they congregated in front of the Clilies theater. After much pushing and shoving the doors miraculously opened—the treat was on Mr. (lilies—a free show. In the evening, tired and weary, but with undaunted spirits, the hobos went to the gym for an evening of dancing. One party at least, where the girls could enjoy comfortable shoes without a thought of what their feet looked like. FI N —well, that was the general opinion! ! ALUMNI ■ Science, which has been our school, will next year be our Alma Mater. It is never possible to forget the school from which you graduated—nor does one wish to forget it. For that reason the Alumni Association has been formed. It is the link which binds the graduate to the school. For many years it has been the custom of the Alumni Association to give a banquet and dance for the graduating seniots. At this banquet the seniors are welcomed into the association and become active members. Flection of oilierrs i held anil these officers conduct the business for me following year. Membership in this association consists of all those who have graduated since 1906. Although no accurate li t of mem- bers and their whereabouts i- obtainable, there was an effort made in 1928 to compile a list of all graduates. I his survey was carried on by the Small Pica, and accurate information at that time was found concerning 838 alumni. They were located in all parts of the country from Maine to California, and pursued trades and occupations of all kinds. In looking over the list it is interesting to note how many brothers ami si ter . mothers and daughters or fathers and sort' are graduates of the school. More than a few true love affairs here have culminated in marriage—and now the husband and wife attend the Alumni Banquet together. 'The Alumni Association may not mean much to you now. but twenty years hence, a reunion with the old cronies of 34 will seem mighty good. Robert ’Thompson ‘32. acting president of the association, urges all seniors to attend the 1934 Alumni Banquet to be held June twelfth. In this way we will keep in natch with the school which has meant sc much to us this year. WAV BACK WHEN • Way back when” Science student’s favorite slang expression was “OH. 'i Ol KID! and horses and buggies were the accepted mode of travel, life on the campus was much the same as now. 'The boys went to Breck on Saturday nights for entertainment. then as they do now. (But they did have an advantage because at that time there was a street car line between the two cities.) 'They had their sports, their organizations. and their informal fun as we do toda —and yet there were differences. 'The campus itself has been transformed since the “good old days. Old Main, the Chem- 1923 A Major Sport istr building, and Burch Hall survive as relics of the past, but to these have been added the gymnasium, the new 'Trades building, and the airplane hangar. Our front yard, too has seen Mime changes, until now the boulevard on which Ibsen stands i a lovely little park. Ibsen, has been with ns since 1912. Oh. yes, and Burch Hall was a girls' dormitory then, and the cottages just weren't. (Also the girls had to be in at ten o'clock week end nights, instead of eleven—what progress since 1907.) In those days the school consisted only of a Junior College department, college engineering, commercial and high school. It was not until 1922 that the trade departments were added. (What did they do without printers, their aviators, and their auto-mechanics? Life must have been dull indeed.) They had their orchestra and band in those days—but I wouldn't go so far as t«« say they were the same as those of today, at least not the same in appearance. This picture from a 1915 Agawasie is sort of confusing. The drum says it's a band but the piano and violins suggest an orchestra. Oh well, it's all music anyway. I hem were the days when men were men—and their athletic record proves it. Why way back in 1909, says an old timer, ''we saw a football team the likes of which has never been seen since. And we'll have to admit that the boys in 1909 •lid establish a record. In that year Science School produced the state shampionship team—we even beat the A. C. 17 to II. What i becoming of the past generation!! In those days baseball was a major sport, and we certainly had teams which played Campus in 1910 wicked baseball. A letter earned in that sport was as hard earned as a football letter. then. The weekly paper first came into existence in 192.?. Until 1929 it was called the Small Pica, from which the Scientist is a direct dcscendent. It makes me very happy to tell you that the Periscope and the Hell Box both originated in the Small Pica. And so even in those days the latest school scandal was given adequate publicity. They had bi-wecklv parties in those days and probably enjoyed their jmlkas. and two steps quite as much as we enjoy our dances of today. Was this extract from the 1915 Agawasie humor—or was it meant seriously? Writing of the parties it said. The students always arrived promptly, and were noted for their unlimited enthusiasm for all games and stunts. Drop the handkerchief is a favorite pastime, although some are inclined to square dances and quadrilles. The high spot on the social calendar of every year was the Penny Carnival. There was. indeed a hot time in the old town that night. 'The purpose of this carnival was to raise money for the Agawasie (now we have a candy store in its place—sort of a step downward. I’d say.) The pictuic shown here is a bloody moment during the follies of the 1927 carnival—its gorry theme being Buckets of Blood. Other attractions were fortune telling, side shows of all kinds, and it always culminated in a dance. I he Agawasic has made its appearance on the campus since 1915. There is a story told about the origin of its name which goes as follows. It seems that the committee appointed to find an appropriate Indian name for the first annual failed to function. At the eleventh hour they put their heads together—and a new word was coined! With only a few (jualms of conscience they announced that they had found the Indian name for Science to he Agawasic and so we still have it even today. Way hack when all these tilings happened Science was a great school ju t as it is now—a great institution. I'.vcn the informal conduct of students i handed down from the past. too.Without a doubt, students have collected around the radiator in the front hall of Main since 1906. (Did you think it was orginal?) The library has been used for other purposes than studying since school began, and probably always will. The girls' sitting room has been the scene of impromtu parties, during vacant periods, for a score of yea is—and the conversations those walls have heard!! (The basic topic which never lacks interest has always been boys.) The student of today differs little from the stu- ■ 6. The S. S. S. Scicntonia. ■ I. After the ball is over. ■ 2. The lure of tile tropics. ■ 3. A sweetheart in every port. ■ 4. Hon voyage. ■ 5. On deck. dent of yesterday or of tomorrow. Little did they realize that they were establishing traditions, just as we do not realize that we are carrying them on. It is, however, these unwritten codes which govern a student body, which make college life what it is—and so we honor the traditions of Science. STUDENT CABINET ■ The Student Cabinet is the governing body of the students. It is made up of members of the student body, elected by ballot. A representative of each department acts in advisory capacity foi Ids particular department. This group met weekly, on Monday, and discussed the activities to be held and the various |uesiions that arose. Many were the arguments on whether beer or just punchless punch’’ should be served at the school parties. 'I’lic Student Cabinet also appointed the editors of school publications. Tiib Dakota Scientist and Tiie Aoawasie. and approved the selection of the athletic manager. These representatives were responsible for the orchestras at our school parties. (Too bad, but someone must be blamed or praised for such dastardly acts). I hey transacted all the business affairs arising between the student body, as a whole, and the faculty. Mabel Holcn was elected president. Miss Holcn is the first girl to hold this position. She definitely illustrates the fact that “the fair sex is equally as capable as tlic gentlemen.” President Riley acted as ex-officio member of the group and sanctioned their decisions. 'This group was a capable one and due credit should be given them. Miss Holcn stated upon her departing for her position at Cavalier, I have considered it a real pleasure and an honor to be president of the Student Cabinet and 1 hope that I have done my part to the satisfaction of the student body. Wf.xdkll Lank Trades Lyi.e Durkee Junior College Nicholas I imi-k College Kngineerin Ben Lockrem Long Term Trades Makki. Holes-lunior College Commercial ■ It has been a great pleasure for me to come into contact with th; business men of Wahpeton and I {reckon ridge while soliciting Aga-wasic Ads. I sincerely hope students will acquaint themselves with the advertisers who have made this publication possible. Advertising Manager. ■ In working on the Agawasic 111i year, the fact that most impressed me was the willing cooperation that everyone extended, and the relentless energy displayed by our editor. This work has been a real pleasure to me. i). ( )rganization' 1‘Tditor. ■ To readers of the 1934 Agawasic: W hich section of this annual did you like the best? I liked (a) the Features section (b) the Features section and (c) the Features section. I o Fdtlic C antor: I hanks for all your jokes I copied for the Agawasic. To Mr. Riley: You take care of the school, please, I'm leaving. XjoAa y Feature Fditor. Fditing the Agawasic has been a pleasant experience in which the work itself and the opportunity of coming in closer contact with the student body has been ample reward for all my efforts. My only hope is that I have in some small way helped to preserve for you a record of our pleasant stay at Science. Fditor. 0 Working with Mr. Satterlee anti editor Johnson has been a real pleasure. Publishing a book of this type is a tough job. with plenty of hard work connected with it. Although my position on the Staff was new this year, they managed to keep me busy. (1 don’t see how they did it.) Staff Supervisor of Printing. THE AGAWASIE I lie Agawasic is strictly a student pub-lication, published bv the students of the State School of Science. Its staff i made up of an editor appointed by the student cabinet who. in turn, appoints a complete staff front among the members of the tu-dent body. The entire job of printing is done by Printing-Journalism students under the supervision of Mr. Satterlee. This year the staff departed radically front styles accepted in the past. Changing the type face and bleeding the halftones, enabled the incorporating of more words and pictures within fewer pages than was possible in former years. Due to the fact that a greater amount of written material was required to till the book, a much heavier burden was placed on students of the Linotype Department, who. under the direction of Mr. Currie, arc responsible for setting and proofreading all the type which goes into the make-up of the Agawasic. The Agawasic has been produced annually In the students of the State School of Science for the past thirteen years, and before then, was published in 1914. 1915, and 1916. During the fall term there was grave douht as to whether or not the publishing of a I9. 4 Agawasic would be attempted. When the question was placed before the student cabinet, the decided that a subscription drive would be made, and that the decision would be left until after the drive had been completed. I'he response to the drive was such that the student cabinet devilled to again attempt publication of an annual. Melvin Johnson was appointed editor In the student cabinet, and lie in turn appointed the stall members, and with the assistance of the student cab- STAFF ■ Top rotv, left to right: Denison. Harris. Olson. Cikanek. Midtile rotv: Barnard. Rimer. Mcknight, Noble. Iiottom roti': Larson. Hoffman, Dcissler, Renner. inet. chose a business manager and an advertising manager. The members of this year's Agawasic Staff arc: Editor. Johnson: Business Manager. Hoffman: Advertising Manager. Coucv: Staff Superintendent of Printing. Smith: Department Editor. Rimer: Features Editor. Hess: 'Traditions Editor. Mcknight: Organizations. Dagel: Sports. Renner: Stenographers. Olson. Cikanek. Harris; Collectors. Noble. Barnard. Aas-cn, Deisslcr. 1’be snap shots were mounted b Gladys Denison and Gladys Possum. To help raise funds for the book's publication the staff carried on last year’s plan of operating tlu- candy store. Ralph Larson was appointed manager. Work of publishing the Agawasic went forward very smoothly with the exception of certain difficulties that arose during the winter term. One of the unfortunate incidents was a leak which sprung in the Chemistry room over the Agawasic office, resulting in the damaging of many of the records of the office. Another sad incident was the disappearing beneath the floor of the Agawasic office of certain mounted plates which had been prepared and were ready for the engravers. The staff of the Agawasic cooperated to tlu- fullest extent and with the aid of willing students and the student cabinet, such obstacles as arose were easily surmounted and the publication of the annual again made possible. Til l-OOOKI; I liRTSCI I Editor Cl.lFFOKI) JoilNSON Av.iu-i:iIii 11T c i f shady nature was sure to he beautifully illustrated and commented upon. The department reporters this year were: Commercial. Iona Williams; Second year Electrical. Clare Hess; First year Electrical. Arthur Olson; Science. Elnor Rimer; (Jirl’s Activities, Hetty Me Knight; Aviation. Garner Coney; Machine Shop, Fester Hehhard, Wendell Lane; Printing. John Zuber; Junior College, Melvin Johnson; Auto Mechanics, Frank Stangler, Arthur Holecek: Architecture, Emil Johnson. Howard Buchholt ,. Many favorable comments have been received on this year's Scientist. 1933 1934 proved an outstanding year in its publication. Governor Danger in a letter to Editor Bertsch commented as follows: “Allow me to extend my sincere congratulations on the last issue of the 1 IIK Dakota Scientist. 'The articles were indeed very interesting and I want to compliment you and your associates on the very line work you have done. ■ Front ro-,i If ft to rifllil: Clifford Johnson. Rimer. Bertsch. McKnight. Emil Johnson. Second rot%! Buchholtz. Zub.-r. Hess. Melvin Johnson. Hack rote: Olson. Hehhard. Lane. Coney. THE DAKOTA SCIENTIST Tiie Dakota Scientist is the weekly newspaper published entirely by students of the State School of Science in its own print shop. The Journalism class ami department reporters produce and write up the news whereas the printing class sets tintype and does the printing. This year’s reporters gleaned the news of the week and bra .enly exposed the secrets of each and every member of his department. The same reporter would at one t ine mention one’s outstanding scholastic ability and at another make very pointed remarks about the current “flame.’ The Periscope and llell-l ox were two of the most despaired of parts of the publication. Anything “pulled of a least bit SACAJAWEA CLUB ■ The Sacajawea Club is made up entirely of yirl . Each girl attending Science, automatically becomes a member. It meets the first Monday of each month. At the beginning of this year a get acquainted tea was given In the second-year girls to the new ones. Each second-year girl was “given” a little sister, whom she tucked under her wing and escorted to the tea. This year., because of the unusually large number of new girls, the senior girls had two little sisters instead of one. Fragile little sandwiches, lacey cookies, and “delectable wafers with that hot. stimulating potion of good-will ten. A live-piece orchestra supplied the music for dancing. Once a year the girls take upon themselves the manly art of making dates. They lake their men to a Leap Year Party whether it's Leap Year or not. This was really the nicest party of the year. Only Verv feminine dresses were donned and many dreams were seen walking and talking on the night of this event. ■ Front rotv, left to right: Crawford. Ballard. Merchant. Ness. Agncw. Campbell. Ostcnso. Severson. Me Fiver. Hiltncr. Wallncr. Barnard. Harris. Kohnke. Hah-erman, Second rote: Alice Ross. Isackson. Schcllcr. Field. Riley. Smith, Wolfe. Wentworth. Alvcc Berrisford. Eva Trim-ner. Washburn. Forde. Pokorny. Helen Trimner, Mc.Michael. Osen. Rustad. Kra-ker, Anderson. Third row: Allen Carpenter. Huppeler. Sunbv. Rice. Frahm, Singer. Mahler. Dorothy Foss. McKnight. Swenson. Campcau. Mechler. Beierlc. Marjorie Berrisford. Brat el. Shirts. Flaa. Stiles. Chada. Fourth row: Chesley. Olson. Rimer. Stock. Holen. Fossum. Braun. Bliss. Hookland. Deede. Ingerson. Kosek. Ouren, Arnt en. Burnstad. Bald-win. Dennison. Elizabeth Foss. Darken-wald, Iverson. Lois R ss. Eaves. A new idea was tried out this year. 1 he girls gave their mothers a tea. If real mothers were too far distant, the girls invited another to take her place. The program for this occasion was more carefully planned than am other. The (iirls Cabinet met every Monday. It discussed the business of the Club, directed the school activities of the girls, sponsored and endorsed committees tor entertainment. Its decisions were subject to the approval or disapproval of our Dean. The officers and representatives in this year's cabinet were: Evki.vx Wai.i.nir—President and Head of Trades. Marion Stock—Vice President and Head of Junior College. Makcaki r Nhss—Secretar and Head of Commercial. mi:VS CHORUS ■Of ail the arts, singing is most universal, the most immediate expression of emotion. The sense of music and the need tor self-expression is instinctive in all human being! If sinking b to have it' rightful place in our lives, we should all. with one another. help to produce it by taking an active part in it. Community singing has sprung up in all sections of our country. It !' the bc.'t recreation in the world, the best unifier, the best bond of comradeship. The value of music to people as a whole, as di- tinguished from the small groups, i- being recognized more and more. This year group singing has played a part in many assembly programs. Singing acts as :: stimulant, a means of relaxation, a companion for every mood and in all phases « t our every day life. Woodrow Wilson one aid: .Music i a national need. There is no better way to express patriotism than through music.” We should all express our elves in song. With the exception of the singing of spirituals and plantation songs by the negroes in the South. It has been said that there has been no more true folk singing than that of the undergraduates in our colleges. Our Men Chorus this year has enjoyed close-harmony singing. Many of the songs which have been rehearsed and enjoyed most are: “There’s a Tavern in the Town.” “Good-Night Ladies,” Janita,” oration: 1 he Mostpiito Song.” the negro spirituals: Steal Away. I Ain’t (Iwinc Study War No More. Climb Up, Chil-bin. folk songs—traditional racial songs —such as the Levee Song. “Old Aunt Jemima. “Cornfield Memories.” “Southern Memories.” The Volga Boatmen,” of the Summer Night, “Those Pals of Ours. () Sole Mio, Sweet and Low, Vive L’Amour, and “Nut Brown Maiden. the mirth-provoking song at rehearsals. I his group includes many old favorites as well as several new numbers— some sense and a little nonsense—a varied and interesting collection. The members of the chorus heve been very regular in attending practices on Tuesday evenings. They have sting at several assembly programs and were well received by the student body. An aviators’ group composed of members of the chorus practiced and sang at several of their Aviation Club meetings during the winter term. They were: 11 eh-bard. Mattison, Jones, Henderson, Breviclc and Crowley. Kstiikr Scut;i. . Director ■ First Row: l);t is. Zaitx. Kivle. Bar-tunek. Emil Johnson, Jorvc. Sullivan. Smith. Sfi'nitl rotv: Braa, Bailey. Horace John:on. Selle. Leonhardy. Maa. Byers. Scrvik. Sherwood. Hack n iv: Larson Mcbhard. O’Neil. Hagert, Jones. II coder-: ;ti. Crowley. Brevick. Nygaard. ORATORICAL CLUB ■ The Oratorical Club automatically comes into being every year by virtue of the provision in the school bulletin which provides that there shall be held each year a State School of Science declamatory and oratorical contest. All students who participate in either one of these two contests are considered members. ‘I hese contests have been very popular with the students. A great deal of interest has been shown in them by contestants, their friends, and fellow classmen. Owing to the lateness of the contests this year, i: was impossible to include results of either in this resume of the Club's activities. I he winner of each contest received a gold medal, and the next best received one of silver. I hese contests are given prominence in the School's activities during the spring term. Mr. I . II. McMahon, instructor n hnglish and Public Speaking, acts in the capacity of faculty adviser and is placed in charge of such contests as are conducted each year. It is the duty of the Oratorical Club to make such preparations as are necessary 3 Scaled, left t right: Isackson, Bern’ -ford. Me'Knight. Agncw. Ingerson. Standing. left tu right: Johnson. Durkce. Sor-vik. Mr. McMahon. Burnson. Winkcl, Wilbur Peterson. Member not in picture: Charles Peterson. and to lay down such rules as they deem fitting and proper for the conduct of both the oratorical and declamatory contest’s. The Club sets its own dates, chooses its own judges, prescribes the length of orations or declamations, and provides timekeepers and chairmen of the various contests. The Oratorical Club this year was composed of twelve members, five of whom participated in oratory and seven in declamatory contests. Meetings of the Club were held from time to time to conduct such business was necessary in the interests of the Club. It was decided that the declamatory contest should be held May 21. at S p.m. and the oratorical contest Max 2S. Preparation for the contests both in the gathering of material and the writing of orations was supervised by Mr. McMahon. Such time as Mr. McMahon could spare he gave to the coaching of the participants. As the Agawasic goes to press, preparation for the contests i virtually complete. The prospects are for contests of unusually high quality. Melvin Johnson was chosen as the Club’s general manager. No other officers were elected. I . II. McMahon I'aculti Adviser AVIATION CLUB ■ Front row, If ft to r if lit: Kniefel, KleS- ig, Kadlac, Sagascr, Brevick, Bellamy, Coucy, Lane, Kiblcr. Parsons. Seeond rote: Mayer, Braseth, LeClcrc, Erickson, Whittle. Allen, Monaghan. Kline, Mcllraith. Third row: Angevine, Bean. Carhart, Johnsrud, 'I weed, Ilcbbard, Lea, Lathrop, Jones, Fourth row: Henderson, Mutch-Icr. Torgerson. Thurston. Sampson. Clu-da. Arneson, Crowley, Ross. Covert. Members not included in picture are: Bagg, Bridgeman. Brown, Jackson, Jen-ner, Mattison, May, Monk, O'Donnell, Rupp. Scharf, Tlion, Raymond Torgerson, Wright. ■ ■ ■ ■ The Aviation Club was composed of all members taking a course in Aviation. It purpose was to promote and sponsor outside reading and experimentation in regard to airplanes and to meet for the fun and enjoyment of all! Besides this the Aviation Club sponsored a department basketball team. Mr. Ranee, of the Aviation Electrical Department, gave two shows in regard to Aviation, namely, .7 I'isit to the Ford Air-Fort and The Airmnil Pilot. Both shows were enjoyed very much by the Club. Various members of the faculty also took part in making these meetings a success. Mr. Masica gave several violin solos and told the members of his association with Commander Byrd in 1917. Mr. Anderson gave the class a vivid talk on his experiences as a gunner in observation planes during the World War! At the meetings, several of the boys part in boxing and wrestling matches. These proved most delightful to both those participating and those spectating. A number of stag parties are held during the course of the year. Mr. Sampson is faculty adviser and he told some thrilling tales of his Hying experience in Alaska. Mr. flavcrty is guest of honor. He introduces speakers and states the Aviation Mechanics Club is the most active club in school. Charles Klessig, instructor and last years graduate, Wesley Rupp, Kenneth O'Donnell and Roy Bagg automatically became members of this club due to the fact that they once attended school here. The Aviation Club met the first Thursday in each month. The Aviation Club has pins for each of it' members. They arc in gold, shaped in the form of wings and a W engraved in the center and an S. S. S. for further ornamentation. Every member displays this evidence of his membership very proudly. The officers arc: (iarnrr Coucy, President ; Palmer Brcvik, Secretary-Treasurer. (iakni.k Couf.Y ■ I-rout rote: Simbalcnko. Danelcnke. Zaitz. Fuerst. Instructor Smith. Instructor Ranee. Instructor Bjorklund, Boclke, K ad lac. Bierle. Falconer. Craft. Ho'ccck. Second rote: Turcck, Nelson. Olson, Kerber, Walter. Weller. Hofdahl. Alt-ringer. Thorpe. Gunn. Third row: Gunderson. Schafer. Slangier. Monson. Hartman. Corah. Julson. Gronhovd. Lokken. i'onrth row: Xcisess. Net .er. Brown. Kndersbee, Gran. Belt, Wieber. very much worth while. Mr. Ranee made arrangements whereby a series of motion pictures on the various phases of the automotive industry were shown from week to week. These films were the products of auto concerns and they pictured in a verv interesting way the theory as applied .0 automotive electricity as well as newer developments along this line. These pictures were of considerable value from the viewpoint of showing how to shoot trouble on atitt mobile motors. Through the efforts of this club arrangements were made wherein all members, as a group, visited the local automobile shops and special demonstrations that were put on at local garages by factory representatives. Frank St ingier of Fingal was acting president of the club during the year and is to be given credit for sponsoring worthwhile activities. Frank went to work as mechanic and ei v icc man tor the Nelson Motor Company of W ahpeton in March and we know that he has the ability to make good. Arlo Tureck. one of this year s members. ha gone to work in the Bjorklunl Manufacturing Company. AUTO MECHANICS CLUB ■ 'Training in the various branches of the Automobile Department has grown to such an extent that an exceedingly large number of students now make up the membership in the Mechanics Club. Student representatives in this club are men from the following three shops of the school: Automobile Repair and Construction work: Automotive Klectric.il Work; and Automobile Body Repair an ; Refinishing. Students in this department varied in ages from 17 to 40 years. The younger men were pursuing the regular two-year trades courses. The older students were men who had been working as mechanics in garages throughout the Northwest, and some few of this year's group were owners of shops. Many interesting meetings were held during the winter months and I . K Ranee, instructor in Automobile Electricity. can be given credit for these meetings which proved to be educational and Frank Stwoi.ik The I PI Club was organized at tlw beginning of the Winter Term by the male students of the Printing Department. There were two purpose; for organizing such a club. First, to further the study of the correct use of the various printing inks. Second, to sponsor and develop Nodal life among the printing students. Meeting' were held every week (with special sessions now and then) in the print shop. The I PI Club has many secret signs and slogans so dear to the heart of the young man in college. This i' the first year that the printers have organized a club of this nature. It represents the old Matrix Club. The masculine division of the printers hopes to continue this organization indefinitely and make it functions become annually recognized. The I PI Club has had several parties, held in the Print Shop and in the gymnasium. .Most of them were strictly stag. The; were very much enjoyed and looked forward to by all of the boys. On a few occasions they included girls in their par-tie. and the attraction was csisily agreed upon by the young ladies. Kvcryone attending these affairs enjoyed them. Mr. Currie acts as facultv adviser. c I'n,nl row. left to ri jht: Keith. Davis, Bcrtsch. Arntzcn. Fuller. Stranger. Ander-rut Second row: Meyers. McDonald. Far :m. Doherty. Bagstad. Monson. Sherwood. Third row: Watts. Bran. Zither. Noble. Mehl. Smith. Tiegs. Tourtli row: McKay. Johnson. Olstad. Norgaar.i. Mundy. Westphal. Ben Meld is president. Douglas Noble, Vice-President, and Clayton Smith is Secretary-Treasurer. Membership is as follows: Robert Ander. on. Roj Arntzcn. Orville Bagstad. Theodore Bcrtsch. Theodore Braa. Darrell Davis. Fred Fuller. Clifford Johnson, John Keith. Freeman McDonald. Ben Mehl. Vernon Mever, Gilbert Mundy, Wilbur Monson. Douglas Noble. Clayton Norgaard. Maynard Olstad. Paul Sherwood. Clayton Smith. Keith Watts and John Zuber. The closing event in the Club’s successful season, was a picnic held at the lakes. Kits of every description and flavor were ravenously devoured by the members. Mr. Satterlee and other faculty members spent the day fidting. However, the fish supper they boasted to “throw somehow failed to materialize. Kvcry one of us recognize Mr. Satterlee’s ability in every phase of printing but our faith wanes when we are told of hi ability as a fisherman. ° Trout roir. left to right: Wolfe. O'ten-•« . AI Mirick. Foss. Barnard. Srroiri Senger. Smith. Helen Trimner. Me-M:chae!. Osen. Third roiv: Stiles. Eva I’r.'inner. Fnrdc. Pokorny. Ouren. Fourth ro;i-: Marjorie Berrisford. Baldwin. Alvce Be rrisford. Arnt en. ith Midi a wealth of information as is before us. we can go to any part of the world in our favorite armchair, by correctly choo iny readiny material. Miss Mirick proved this by pointing out mam points of interest in our own library. The club also took charye of one assembly this term. Several short talks were given b a representative from each department. Each of these representatives showed how his fellow department members could use the school library to better advantage. It seems that some students do not learn the correct use of this room in dear old Main. Of course at the lirst of the year it is expected that the new students shall abuse this “study hall.” But even after the year is half completed, it seems that there are those |H op!e who have an incorrect conception of how to use our library. (One might yet more detailed and specific information from Adeline Arnt en.) The time was profitably spent at these meetings, held at the homes of club members and at the school. Much of the year was taken up by traveling, as a group, to all parts of the world wherever fanc might lead the members of this division ,:f the Sacajawea Club. File officers of this organiza- tion were: President. Kli uheth Foss; Y jeo President. Harriot Ostenso; Secretary. Alberta Stiles: Scribe, Marjorie Berrisford. LIBRARY’ CLUB ■ The Library Club is organized to acquaint the students with the books in the school library and the correct way of getting information from periodicals, magazines and volumes in this Sanctuary of Silence. 'Fin's year the group consisted entirely of girls. They met twice monthly, on Wednesday nights. Some ver ’ interesting speeches yvere given at the meetings this year, one of them by Janet Mc.Micliael on the World’s Fair. She took u through the various buildings and illustrated this lecture by many souvenirs. She had many interesting specimens ami quite convinced the members of tit’s little group that Chicago should definitely he 'FIIE place to spend next summer’s vacation. Agnes Osen and Mrs. Karl Larsson gave a little revieyv of sojourns in Norway and Sweden respectively. Dizzy heights of mountains yvere scaled and the numbers chilled and thrilled alike in these two countries. This yvas especially entertaining be cause the tyvo travelogues yvere compared one with another. It i surprising lunv little one knoyvs about ones mother country. ■ first rote. Iff I to r'ujht: Hess. Harold Wright, Wheat. Engebrotson. Mr. Barn-nard. Mr Du Vail. Mr. Larson. Pettis. Flaa. Frank forth. Neal Sullivan. Rolie. Second rote: Hailey. Ferguson. Jorve. Pederson. Timpc, Ronahl Sullivan. (Ml. Bartsch, McKay. Kidcin. Wold. Lock rein, Reaudin. S’tapher. Julson, Deissler. Third rote: Nvgaard. Nyc. Donald McKiver. Howe. Wallace McKiver. Peterson. Charles Wright. Wolfgram. Carson. Lok-ken, Hamilton. Hrandt. Olson. Oksen-dalil. Carish. f ourth rote: Johnson, Schric-her. Schwegler. Halstad. Erickson, Light, Groseth, Vingerud, Lider, Hagert. Ho-jeim. LaVoy. Kortnes. Greenheck. Cors. Witte. ELECTRICAL CLUB ■ Good fellowship and the promotion of added educational features are the two principal objectives of the Electricians’ Club. This club i organized early each fall and functions regularly throughout the year. Sixty-five young men from all sections of the Northwest were active in this organization this past year. Several of this group will he with this year’s class of graduates; practically all first year fellows aie making plans to he hack in the fall and will take the responsibility of organizing next year’s club. Along with the social activities provided, a number of educational pictures were shown at the club meetings. Practically all films pictured various phases of the electrical industry with interesting explanations of the day’s work as carried on by the electricians. Engebrctson furnished more than his share of entertainment. Flaa. as president, had his hands full. Jorve simply gave the president his moral support. A. Reaudin proved to he a reliable secretary; and lies-, was active as a bouncer. Ronald Sullivan bad to miss a few meetings; guess the fair sex interfered. The other Sullivan, Neal, did so much talking that the club elected him president of the trades group graduates. ‘I he club arranged for shop trips to the Otter 'Fail Power Plant; and those taking electrical refrigeration had the opportunity of inspecting several installations about town under the guidance of Instructor llintgen. Our Electrical Club expands each year. It has the distinction of being one of the first clubs organized on the campus. Every one of us fully appreciates the benefit to be derived from organized activities that are carried on outside of our regular school hours. We learn to know each other better. We learn, in a practical way, the best methods to observe in promoting and maintaining an organized activity of any kind. JOSKI’ll Fi.aa DRAMATIC CLUB ■ The dramatic club is organized even year for the purpose of inducing both the boys and girls to take an active part in dramatics. The club meets every two weeks. The programs arc furnished by talent from within the club as well as by outsiders. The club has several social meetings where dancing and refreshments are enjoyed. The club has been very fortunate this year in having a new stage and much new equipment. It has taken advantage of these by presenting three plays during the fall and winter terms. The first one was given at an assembly with the Rotary Club as guests. This play, entitled. Rich Man, Boor Man. was a one act comedy, and there was a great suspense as Abie Winkel. who took the lead, had to give his clothing piece by piece to charity and the poor box had to propose (for the tenth time) in a beautiful lace curtain, (found somewhere behind the scenes). However, Iona U n-liams didn't seem to mind Abie's costume, and accepted. There were also ten other characters ranging from Black Sam. the shoveler. to a sophisticated lady. The Flattering Word was another one-act comedy. Ben Meld, Orville So:-vick. Valeria Ambrosich. Luclla Forde and Adelaide Isackson constituted the cast. Ben was a dignified (an extremely dignified) preacher-actor. Poor Luclla Forde, who took the part of a very small child, had many troubles, as her mother. Toots Isackson. insisted that the child hail all the earmarks of an actress and wanted to prove it Little did she realize how loud Luclla could yell, until she spoke her piece, Ring Out Wild Bells. The same cast also surprised the audience by giving a melodrama entitled, What! No Beans? It ■ I'rout rote, left to right: Hoffman. Kohnkc. Harris. 'Paves. Bliss. Agnew, Isackson. Beierle. Bcrrisford. Osen. Denison. Second rove: Mis Allen. Ambrosich. Iluppeler. Mcchlcr. McKnight. Rust ad. Riley. Muske. Merchant. Field. Burnstad. Stiles. Third rote: Washburn. Fossum, Aasen. Kngcbrctson, Maas. Davis. Sullivan. Forde. McMichacl. Fourth row: Kahl. Sorvick. Durkcc. Winkel. Mchl. Noble. Henderson. became the talk of the school. If anyone ever says. What! No Beans? just think of how cruelly Orville shot poor Valeria just for not having beans. (If we had only known he was going to do a thing like that and that he loved beans so well, we would have advised him to board at the dorm.) After much discussing as to who was behind the large cigar and bear skin overcoat, we finally discovered it was Ben. taking the part of the detective. Miss Forde took the part of the nervous maid. These plays were given as assembly programs. were presented at the local high school, and in Colfax. Club plans call for presentation of the following plays at an evening performance for the public. Try-outs for these plays were held at one of the club meetings. The plays to be given are: Two Crooks and A Lady. a mystery: a one act comedy entitled. ” Phe Talc of A Shirt: and, The Riders of the Sea. a tragedy. Phe Dramatic Club provided excellent entertainment for a number of assembly programs throughout the year. I he officers of the club were: President. Orville Sorvick: Vice President, Daisx Dagel; Secretary. Bernice Rustad; and Treasurer. Colette Mechler. ARCHITECTURAL CLUB ■ The main objective of the Architectural Club i to make it | ssiblc for the members to become better acquainted with the various phases of the building industry. Mr. Gottfried Anderson, instructor of Architectural Engineering, acts a the duh's adviser. Although the total membership of rhi year’s club was not exceedingly large, !t was larger than that of any previous year. The Architectural and Building and Estimating departments are comparatively new departments at Science and will continue to expand each year. Membership was composed of students taking regular two-year courses in architectural engineering or building drafting; and of older fellows with experience who came here to improve themselves in their craft. I his year's club met twice a month and usually outside speakers were present to give information on some particular branch of the building trades industry. This year s group wound up the season with a special party at the close of the term. Booklets and pamphlets from the Modern Building Industries were freely circulated and the latest ideas placed before the students. Many outside rcjwrts on such subjects as woodcarving, concrete mixing, and structural designing also contained valuable information. They were gleaned from a number of books, condensed into short reports and presented to the club. ■ Front row, I fit to right: Rolfson, Mr. Anderson. Lund, Johnson. Hack row: Eoe Dicnstmann. Bucliholtz, Pact .. Fisher. On March JO, the members of the club made a shop trip to Fergus Falls to visit the Northwestern Sash and Door Factory. They were shown through the factory by the manager, who explained the various processes in the manufacture of window frames, doors, cabinets, etc. 'Flic group had a chance to view the work of an employed architect of that factory. Interest was stimulated by this club as it provided an op|M rtunity for the various members to recite their different view points on odd phases of the business and to settle small puzzling |ucstions. Mr. Anderson helped the boys very much in their earnest effort for self-improvement. All the members of the Architectural Club attended the Builders’ Show which was held ill Wahpetoil the latter part of the winter term. The purpose of the exhibition was to show various kinds of woodwork and structural designs. Motion pictures of an educational nature were shown the club, and members were also instrumental in securing special instruction in oil painting which is of considerable value to men engaged in architectural drafting. (ion i kii n Amh.ksos Faculty Adviser ■ ! rout roll', left to right: Agnew. Harris. Mr. Millan. Rimer. Hliss. Strom! ,{ow: Davis. Fuller. Arisen. Quine. Thirl roil-: Kniefcl. Monaghan. Rolf son. Covert. Fourth row: Pact ., Johnson, Henderson. Light. e«l and the mcmhersliip drive gotten under wav. During the course of the year, two rifle matches were held. In the first. a two-wax match, the Science team defeated the Com pain I crack shots by a margin well over one hundred points. In the second, a three-wax match held at Fergus Falls with the Science. Company I. and Fergus Falls Rifle Clubs participating, Science defeated Company 1. Hut was outscorcd by its Fergus Falls hosts. In the inter-club tropin match. Melvin lohii'oii nosed out the Club’s president. Fred Fuller, by the margin of a single point. S( 7 to 866. in a 1000-point match. Interest in target-shooting among the girls of the school was more pronounced this year than has been the case in am previous year. Some very outstanding shots were developed among them. 'This club desires to thank the Fergus President. Fred Fuller: Vice-President, Fluor Rimer: Secretary-Treasurer. Clarence Aasen: Scribe. Fverette Quine: Range Officer. Mr. McMillan. RIFLE CLUli ■ 'Fhe first State School of Science Rifle Club was organized in 19.10 and since then has been virtually a continuing organization growing each year, until this years membership passed the twenty mark. Each fall after hunting season has come to a close, a notice is always posted, by Mr. McMillan, on the school bulletin board that there will be a meeting of those intei-ested in a Science School Rifle Club. Such a notice was posted last fall. The response to that notice was greater than the response to such a notice had ever been before. At the first meeting some thirty interested students were present. 'I’lie 193.1-19.14 chapter of the organization was start- v. J ■ Front rou left to rii lit: Miss Forkncr Ostenso. Severson. Washburn, Kosek, Sun by. McKivcr, Foss. Sreonti rote: Sender Moilier. Anderson, Eva Trimner, Pokor ny. Helen Trimner. McMichael, Haber man. Thin! rote: Fossum. Braun, Hook land. Deede. Swenson, Bcierle, Flaa Brat .el. Member not in the picture— Mngdaline Walter. attendance at the National Home Econo mics Convention held there. During the first weeks of school the cooking class made its presence known as well as appreciated by tile rest of the club. Ethel Kosek, past president, was hostess at a tea served in Burch Hall. The tea was sponsored for the old and new girls, and besides promoting better acquaintance the cooking class exercised great skill and taste in the carrying out of the traditional event. After the refreshments an hour was spent in dancing to tunes provided by Miss Mary (lilies. At the social meetings during the winter term the entertainment committee used undeniable judgment in the selection of the program. 'Ellis year they requested Miss Do Beck, an instructor at the Indian School, to relate her adventures in Holland. Miss He Beck related many interesting stories and experiences. Someone once said the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, and football heroes are not exceptions. They might set the co-ed's hearts—and voices—aflutter on the gridiron, but we all wondered why some of the men about the campus were interested in looking polished and shaved Oil one particular night after the football season had closed. File cause was quite evident when it was noised about that a football banquet was being served by the S. S. S. Club. After the Rotary Club had been served by the S. S. S. even the business men were reported to have warm '|wits in their hearts for the girls who lia.l chosen dietetics for vocations. A dinner party made a happy finale to the college cooking class. Each of the girls invited the nicest boy 'he knew, and now it is not to In- wondered at that some of the couples have been seen together frequently. HOME ECONOMICS CLUB ■ 'I he S. S. S. Home Economics Club is a continuing organization in which aii Science students enrolled in Home Economics automatically become members. Miss Forkncr, Home Economics instructor, serves as its faculty adviser. The 1933-34 chapter of the club was organized during the fall term with Beatrice Sunhv as president. She was one of last year's S. S. Sisters and skillfully supervisor! the club's activities. At the first meeting Miss Forkncr gave an interesting account of her trip to Milwaukee and her GIRLS’ CHORUS ■ Every girl who is interested in music i eligible for the chorus. This year’s group practiced Monday evenings, and worked diligently to master their parts of the songs. Caroline Schcller was the accompanist and displayed a remarkable degree of patience in dutifully rehearsing the numbers as frequently as desired. “The Nifty Shop. a one-act musical skit, was presented during the spring term. It was given in the assembly and was very entertaining, and applauded as befits such an extraordinary display of musical talent. ORCHESTRA ■ The orchestra is an active musical body which has played at various assembly program' and other school and communit ■ Left to riffhl: Whittle, Adams, Sor- ik. Nygaard. Leonhard). Davis. Agnew, llookland. Engebrelson. Maas. Stock. .Mr. Masica, Rimer. Schcller. ■ Front row. left to right: I sack son, Hup-peler. Merchant. Muske, Riley. Schcller. Second row: Hookland, Agnew. Rustad. Possum. Iverson. Holcn. Third rout: Osen. Rimer. Ingerson. Miss Schulz. Claessen, Wentworth. Ambrosich. functions under the direction of Mr. Masica. It comprises a membership of eighteen students. Each Tuesday afternoon the group delves into symphonic arrangements of operatic selections and ’’old stand-bys in the world’s musical catalog, which has glorified the work of Schubert and other great composers. The orchestra gained in popularity on the campus and from the first rehearsal developed rapidly with the addition of more talent. The instrumentation for such a group has not always been complete, but under the circumstances, the best has been made of the situation. Mr. Masica worked diligently with the group, and the musicians have appreciated his talent, often denning his violin as that which “made the orchestra. MK.VS QUARTET ■ I his group is selected by our director of music. Miss Esther Schulz, at the beginning of each school year. The group this year was composed of Sclmcr Kivlc. fir-t tenor. Clayton Larson, second tenor, Joseph Flaa. lir t bass and Clayton Smith, second hass. I he songs practiced were: “Climb up Chillen and Daniel in the Lion’s Den. negro spirituals; “The Task,” Brahm’s Lullaby,” Round the Corner and the Four Leaf Clover.” This group sang at school assemblies and at community affairs. They proved their popularity by the large audiences present even at practices. (This same audience may have been waiting with concealed weapons but that is as yet undetermined.) One of the boys soloed” at one of our local churches, and thus achieved fame. Sammy Kivlc is your man. (How little one knows what talent i concealed in our midst by a bashful, naive appearance and approach.) a ■ ■ ■ I.eft to right: Kivlc. Larson, Flaa. Smith. ■ Seated, left to right: Rimer. I sack son. Ross. Standing, left to right: Oscn, Ag-new. Rustad. GIRLS’ SEXT ET ■ This year Winnifrcd Agnew and Ib-r-nice Rustad. first sopranos; Lois Ross and Adelaide Isackson. second sopranos; Elnor Rmer and Agnes Oscn. altos, were selected to compose the Girls' Sextet. They sang at assemblies, school parties and various community affairs. On one occasion the girl-, sang for the home talent play presented by the St. Adalbert’s church in the Opera House. When the Agnew girl quit giggling and the Ross girl’s knees kept time with the music, the singing could be heard and the music was very effective. The second night's performance was a great improvement. The songs that claim special mention this year by virtue of their repetition arc: “Heaps o’ Lickin's, He Met Her On The Stair ,” Southern Hu h Song, “Slumber Boat, I Hear the Bees A-Hummin’.’’ Down in Derry. loin. Tom, HiH of Home. My Wild Irish Rose and Mother of Mine.” I S. S. S. HAND The Science Hand, active organization on the campus, is one of which the graduates can he justly proud. This year is the irst time Science has had an organized hand since 1919, although several attempts have been made at various times to have one. In 32 a g« od hand was started, but due to the fact that a great number of the members were Short Term and Long Term students, it was not active during the Spring Term. Early in the Fall Term of this year. Mr. Masica again very graciously offered his as-sistcnce and time in directing a hand, if the students wanted one. A good number turned out for practice. The organization, under the direction of Peter V. Masica. played at assemblies and football games. 'They also made their appearance at all basketball games throughout the Fall and Winter terms and served as a good “pep stimulator for the fan . During the height of the basketball season. Mr. Masica was taken ill; the band continued to make their regular appearances at games, but under the leadership of one of its members. Several of the personnel t« ok their turn at this task. Frnest C. Meyer, Wahpeton’s new band master, took charge of the organization in I April. Many years of band experience en- abled him to get every ounce of talent out of the members. The band’s first appearance under their new director was at assembly. Wednesday. April 25. Now that Science has contracted the services of a professional band director, talent which in other years has been overlooked will be made very gt od use of. By next spring the organization should reach the stage of a concert band, one of which the citizens of Wahpeton and the students and alumni will be proud. ■ Hack Rotv. left to right: Nygaard. Bass. Braun. Drums; Jorve, Smith, and Whittle. 'Frombones; Second Ron-: Adams. Baritone; Hookland, Davis. Maas and Ag new. Saxophones. Front Ron-: Leonhardv, Torgeson and Sorvik, Trumpets: Enge-bretson. and Foss. Clarinets. Standing: Peter V. Masica. Director. MISCELLANEOUS ■ On the Science School campus arc found a number of clubs of lesser importance but nevertheless clubs whose limited activities play a part in Science life. Among these are such club a the Cierman Club. English Club. T.N.T. Club and others. GERMAN CLUB ■ The German Club was organized as a part of the German classwork. At meetings of this club only Cierman was spoken. A club picnic was held this year. Can you imagine munching a lovely bug sandwich and cursing soundly in perfectly proper German? Well, that was the Cierman Club picnic. During the winter term the Cierman club was shown a series of motion pictures. These were I he Story of William Tell. Picturesque Germany and two William Busch comedies. Meandering down the main hall the second period of the morning, one would often be amused by hearing strange words sung to a wholly unfamiliar melody with no ac- companimcnt. Such were meetings of the German club. The officers of this club were: Ralph Larson, president: Lyle Dur-kce. vice-president: Margaret Rice, secretary-treasurer. ENGLISH CLUBS ■ English clubs were organized during the fall term as a part of the work of all beginning English classes. The purpose of these clubs was to familiarize students with parliamentary procedure as set forth in Robert's Rules of Order, and to acquaint students with the proper management of club programs. Meetings were held at various times during the year as a part of the class routine. The students took complete charge of these meetings and they offered a pleasing variation in the daily class business. For the first half of the year, the technical English class elected the following officers: Nathan Carhart, president; Emil Engebretson. vice-president; Louis Car-isch. secretary. The pre-professional group elected Allen Lea, president; Wilbur Kohnkc, vice president; Terrence Leon-hardy. secretary. The art' group elected Naida Peterson, president; Adelaide Lack-son. vice president. 'Fhe technical group was the only one to reorganize for the second half of the year. 'Fhe following officers were elected: Charles Wright, president; Bob Henderson, vice president; Reuben Rolla, secretary- treasurer. T. N. T. ■ 'Fhe T. N. F. Club was organized one night shortly after the beginning of the year, when Untie s nnmjUty twenty put their feminine heads together and vowed that the cottage girls must he officially organized to attain notoriety. At once a cry went up for Mcchler for president. Someone suggested having a T. N. T. float to liven up the Homecoming parade. Earl Bute consented to let the girls use the reboot bus. and with sufficient hack scat driving the Coed’s managed to squeeze in behind the bandwagon and occasionally give them a boost. File printers attempted to gam recognition hv setting up a series of yells, but showed a lack of common sense, because the T. N. T.’s succeeded as the tradition goes—in having the last word. .• t Thanksgiving Annis Washburn made evident her culinary skill and Gladys Denison provided a pleasant entertainment at a party for the members and a few invited guests. A standing resolution of the dub is to celebrate each member’s birthday. Colic Mcchler was the first to benefit by the resolution and Helen Burnstad was duly surprised when she returned from an evenings skating party. Betty McKnight regrets that her birthday falls on Christmas eve necessitating the omission of a party for her. Sis Stiles and Bubbles Forde were honored at a slumber party where admittance could only be gained by uttering the pass-word and being appropriately clad in pajamas. Fhe Dean herself was genuinely surprised when she was suddenly torn from a spell of concentration by a redundant shower of handkerchiefs. Gladys Fossum created something new in parties when she brought her “tike in to the basement one night. She and Alice Hagen, with their highish tenors, discovered they could nearly harmonize on “Show Me the Way to Go Home.” 'Fhis was supplemented with an occasional tap dance on the laundry bench by Alice. Swens felt an urge to seek refreshments, and immediately Edythe Baldwin appeared with her birthday cake to top off the cellar party. 'Fhe last diversion indulged in by the T. N. T.’s was the adoption of a stray member of the canine family. 'File members were quite satisfied with the refills of their organization and vowed that the club would be brought to life again next year, for what would Science be like without its T. N. T.’s. cAthletics ■ The Stale School of Science is a member of the North Dakota Collegiate conference composed of the following schools: the State Teachers Colleges at Mayvilic. Valley City, Kllendalc, Dickinson. Minot, and Jamestown College. These schools are all four year colleges. The State School of Science is a Junior College and Trade School and has only two years of work. Therefore, the students are in attendance only two years an«l the turnover along an athletic line is very great. This handicap i quite noticeable in competing with the four year schools, ami yet it is not without its compensation to the student who wishes to take part in athletics. Inasmuch as new students must take the place of old ones, it gives the boy who is a fair athlete a better chance of making the team, and he i-more likely to make a letter here. Regardless of this existing condition, the Wildcats. as they are called, have been worth) opponents in all branches of sport, and have won more than their share of the games played. The Athletic Department is proud of its plant, which includes one of the lines! gymnasiums in the state as well as a new athletic lield. The (ivmnasium has facili- ties for a regulation basketball door, rooms for boxing and wrestling, and ample showers for everyone. The football lield is one of the best in the conference. The tennis courts are of concrete, and access to clay courts is provided. The number of students who engage in sports of some type is a large per cent of the student body. In the winter various basketball teams representing the different departments have regular schedules and play interdepartmental games. The students. in order to play on the varsity team, must maintain a passing grade in twelve hours of work or its equivalent. In order to receive a sweater, two letters must bt made, or the student must play on a championship team. Freshmen are eligible to play in our conference. F.ari. V. Ri te Athletic Director. V.'.H-' ■ 3. ■ 4. ■ 5. we suspect that he had hern practicing dur-itii' spare moments. ■ Department baskethnll is of interest to many. Every student who has a desire to play this game hut who is unable to make the college team is afforded an opportunity to play. Such departments as are interested and other organizations which de-sire to do so may enter teams. Two complete rounds, lasting through the winter term, are played. Six departments were represented this year. All contests were hard fought and interesting and afforded a large number of hoys much needed recreation. ■ A rifle club is organized every year for those interested in riflerv. Mr. .McMillan, range officer and faculty adviser is in charge. Contests with various teams were scheduled during the course of the present year. This year a cup. captured by Melvin Johnson, was offered for the best interclub shot. ATHLETICS ■ Athletics at Science are widely diversified. It is the intention of school officials to give everyone an opportunity to participate in one or more of the school sports. In keeping with this desire, hockey, badminton. ping-pong and barnyard golf have recently put in their appearance on the campus. ■ In cooperation with the Wahpcton Commercial Club, a hockey rink was constructed at Horseshoe Island Park. The ildcat hockey team was organized and games played with the up-town team. Interest in hockey was very widespread, and Coach Bute was well satisfied with the results. ■ Tennis courts arc maintained by the school and Science students are encouraged to use them. They arc equipped with lights for night playing. This year's tennis tournaments brought interest to a new ''high. Winners of these tournaments arc entered in conference competition. ■ I. Skating Riflerv Tennis Boxing Department Basketball ■ Ping-pong offered a popular recreation during the winter term. A number of students who arc unable to participate in any other sport took an interest in ping-pong. An unusually large group vied for the campus championship. “Skip” furnished everything hut the ping-pong halls. To furnish these for the “over-enthusiastic” would bankrupt the athletic department. ■ Badminton, a new game played with long-handled tennis rackets, was introduced. Skip outdid all competitors, hilt Orvii.i.i; Sokvick, Ruuter King ■ The school has a fully equipped gymna-sium. Besides the basketball floor, it i equipped with bars and imgs and a nut for wrestling. There is a set ot boxing gloves for the pugilistic. Many an evening is spent by Science students on the gymnasium mats, getting that exercise which to youth is so important and of which they are deprived in their regular school work. CHEERLEADERS ■ To Orville Sorvik and Adelaide I sack-son were delegated the duties of cheerleaders. 'This pair kept the crowd cheering continually during the Homecoming game, and supplied that encouragement which was necessary to put over a touchdown in the last few minutes. During the basketball season, cheerleaders were at work every game and succeeded, with the able assistance of the band, in keeping the crowd in a peppy mood. Hob Henderson volunteered to assist in the last few games and got a wonderful response from the dorm gang. The hard work of the cheerleaders kept the crowd encouraged even though at times scores had a very depressing effect. S IT DENT MANAGER ■ Ray Eckes. 1933-34 Student manager of the Athletic Association, was appointed to that position from a group of applicants The Student manager’s duties were to look after equipment, assist in rubbing down players and dressing injuries. I’be person acquiring this position is awarded a letter for his work. flin t Ron-, left to right: Coach Bute. Adkins. W’cnncr. Nutter, Jones. Mundy. Clayton Larson. Durkee. Gilbert. Car-hart. Nelson. Srtoini Ron . Johnson. Rie-nan. Groseth. Zuber. Ray Eckes. Kahl. Mattison. Hud Larson. Hoffman. Front Ron '. Fischer. Radeke. Arntzen. Sherwood. Alfred Eckes. Halvorson. Kohnkc and Captain Rife. Football Although handicapped by having his men for only two years. Coach Bute has produced several championship teams. Bute’s ability is well known and respected throughout the conference. Green men made up the larger part of his squad this year. These men played as they have been taught by their school coaches, and the Skipper” had a difficult job of confining the players to a single style. Individual players are a detriment to any team. Progressive scoring depends upon a team cooperating as a unit. With four lettermen. one reserve and thirty-one new men reporting for football. Skip began practice. The opening game (with last year’s conference champions) but two weeks off. Coach Bute had very little time to whip a team into shape. A fast backfield that would keep pace with Rife was one of Bute’s worries. However, with much shifting, a backfield rying outfit. ■ Orris- Ripe, Wall-pet on: Captain Rife, alternating at half aitJ end positions, was one of the squad’s most consistent players, scoring a last-minute touch down to win the foot-hall game on Homecoming Day. ■ Lvi.k Dirkek. Fair-mount: Dark, all- conference end, was one of the Wildcats outstanding men. His trained toe turned the Kllendalc game into victory. was tinaliv developed into a fast ball carrying outfit. I he prospects for the line weren’t any too good. Heavy men were needed to make up the bone-crushing line from which powerhouse plays could originate. A rather light line was developed that depended on -peed to get the touchdowns. On October 6 the Wildcats played the Dustie- from Kllendalc. A ragged game showed many defects in both teams. Science as a whole, however, played a fair defensive game, with Jone . Durkcc and Gilbert breaking through repeatedly 10 block punts. Neither team made noticeable gains during the first three quarters of the game. Considerable passing and punting was done without results. A high wind made accuracy impossible. During the closing minutes of the third quarter Rife recovered a punt and brought it up to the 42-yard line. After gaining -oine much-needed yardage Kohnkc got away for a 19-yard run. Durkcc proceeded to boot a drop-kick for three points. The Dusties having recovered a blocked punt on the 21-yard line, started the last quarter with a touchdown by completing two passes, the extra point was scored. During the last quarter Science discovered that they could play football if necessary. With Kahl toting the hall, the Wildcats drove through the Dustie line for ten yards and a touchdown. After three attempts. due to offside. Science failed in the last play of the game to convert the extra point. 'I he final score was Science, 9; Kllendalc, 7. Although rather ragged at times Science showed signs of becoming a great hall carrying outfit. On October sixteenth Science played Moorhead. In this game the Wildcats were rated as underdogs by all advance dope-sters. During the first few minutes of the game the Dragons found their goal threatened. their plays being broken up and their punts blocked. Apparently the Tcachcis were a hit overconfident. Science didn’t continue to click during the first half and the Dragons were able to score three touchdowns. Met ween halves “Skip” must have talked “Turkey” In-cause an entirely different team went out to face the 'Teachers during ■ John Hoffman, Cogswell: Starting at tackle. John switched to guard and turned in outstanding performances. Star real in Mavvillc and Valley City games. ■ Wili.iam Jonhs. Meulali: “Mill.” the Wildcats’ toughest tackle. received all-conference recognition. .Moorhead will remember him for his specialty—blockin'.? mints. tin second half. The hoys began playing a g od dcfcn ive name. Although Moorhead had the hall most of the time no long gains were made. The Dragons fought desperately for every inch gained. Finally, through a cut-back play, the Teachers scored another touchdown, the only score made during the second half. Kahl. Nutter, llalvorson. Durkee and Hoffman were outstanding for the Wildcats. The score va .Moorhead, 28; Science, 0. ■ Mayville lost their homecoming game to .Minot and were out to revenge themselves hy heating the Wildcats. With live Science regulars out of the lineup, the teams were evenly matched—only a lucky break gave Mayville the game 7 to 6. Both teams did a lot of kicking in the lirst quarter. The Comets made several determined marches which were stopped on the Cats’ 20 yard line. The Wildcats turned things around in the second quarter and kept the Comets hu y defending their goal line. Science scored during the second half hut failed t- convert the extra point. During the last quarter the Comets recovered a Cat fumble. Crashing through the line Mayville gained yardage on almost every play. A desperate last minute rally In Science failed to stop the Comets from making a touchdown. A line buck netted the Teachers another point and the game, llalvorson and Kahl showed up well for the Wildcats. The Science players were beginning to work together. Plays were being worked successfully anti the line was working with the back field. ■ The Morris Aggies were the victims of one of the best games played by the M ild-cats. The Reserves started the game but the Aggies easily got into scoring position. The first string were rushed in and they put an end to future scoring threats by the visitors. The Wildcats got into motion with several end runs and line bucks marching down the lield for a touchdown. Science kicked to open the third quarter ami after a series of punts llalvorson slipped through for another touchdown. With the Wildcats kicking off. the visitors again took to the air. Kohnkc. intercepting a pass, ran .? yards for the last touchdown. The final score was Science. SI : Aggies. 0. This game showed that the Wildcats ■ R a 1.1 it Larson , Tenney, Minn.: Start- ing slowly, Hud developed into a real tackle. Me went as far as his ambition would let him. ■ PaII. SlIKRWOOt . .Milnor: (i od man at center—and it took plenty of beef to move him. ■ Donald Nutter. Sydney. Mont.: Don at half directed the play of the Wildcats. Iliere were very few more strategic heads in the conference than Nutter. ■ Mki.vin Kami., Alexandria. Minn.: Kahl. llirotif li the lint- for five yards! Performed like a veteran in his first year with the Cats. Placed on second all-conference team. ■ I’aui. Fischer. Mis-marck.: Shortness of stature kept Fischer from developing into an outstanding guard. Paul was an aggressive fighter ami his letter was well earned. ■ (ill.IlKKT (iROSETIf, Aneta—A sturdy sub-tackle who shows plenty of promise. ■ Lr.su k Mekson, Breckcnridge. Minn.: A sub eml who always gave a good account of himself when called upon. Sickness handicapped him during par: of the season. ■ William Rein an. Blanchard: Mill. Skip's joking sul end and halfback. was a decided ;ts-set to the team. Another year and Reinan will get the recognition he deserves. Jamestown with fourteen lettermen hack was one of the strongest teams in the conference. However another year is coming. Science teams have defeated the Jimmies before and will do so again. ■ The Wildcats played their only night game at Minot. With Minot doped to win. Science held them scoreless. Out-weighed fifteen pounds to a man and working against eleven lettermen the Wildcats outplayed the Heavers. The hall was in the Teachers’ territory most of the time. Fumbles, because of the snow and the freezing weather, featured the game. Minot completed a 40-yard pass hut few others were attempted. Kolmkc. Durkcc. Jones and Mattison were the outstanding Science men. The team as a whole turned in one of the lies! performances of the year. The men were slow in finding their places hut finally became a great f«H tball machine. had a great offensive team which could click consistently when the occasion demanded. The hoys were slowly hut surely improving. ■ Without the services of a regular hack-field. the Wildcats journeyed to Jamestown for the J. C. Homecoming game. The Jimmies proved to he every hit as good as advanced dope said they were. With almost faultless passing five touchdowns were scored by J. C. to win the game 34 to 0. The Wildcats fought every inch that the Jimmies gained but the secondary defense was sadly lacking in ability to stop Jame -town. The Jimmies scorer I the first touchdown in the first quarter, two more in the second and the last two in the fourth. Jamestown put in a new line at the beginning of the second half but Science still was unable to stop them. ■ Wl I.FOKI) Wexnbr. A light man whose speed enabled him to often carry the ball into enemy territory. ■ J O II N A l K I N S. H reckon ridge, Minn.: Adkins, though handicapp'd by sickness and a sprained ankle, was a promising fullback. Minus these handicaps, he would have been a regular. ■ Robert Mattisox. H rook i n g s, S. I).: Matty,” the Cats’ athletic musician, made up in sliced what lie lacked in weight. Mis grounding of Science punts kept the Vikings in their own territory during the Homecoming ti!:. ■ Wll.BtR KolINKK. Wahpcton: Wimpy” at halfback showed up well in almost every game. Took advantage of every break. ■ Homecoming is the game of games! The team wants to prove that they arc every bit a good as former teams were. A wet cold day made playing anything but pleasant. Slushy snow covered the muddy lield and the men were soon begrimed. The game was hard fought but the Wildcats did the best punting, keeping the ball in the Viking territory most of the time. 'The Teachers never passed the Science 40-vard line but the Wildcats were in scoring position twice. Durkee failed (due to the wet ball) in an attempted placckick from the 10-yard line. Starting the fourth quarter scoreless. Science determined to score a last touchdown for the season. I he W ildcats got the ball on the Valley City 36-vard line and made a first down on the 23-yard line. Another first down was secured on the 13-yard line and a pass put the ball on the 3-yard line. The Vikings held for two downs but Rife pushed the ball over on the third for the touchdown. Final score: Wildcats. 7; Vikings, 0. The bo s gave the huge homecoming crowd a thrill—anti the ball game! SPRING FOOTBALL ■ Spring football has become firmly entrenched at Science. Coach Bute uses his spring practices to better acquaint old players with bis favorite plays and to give individual instruction to those who have never played football before. Twenty men reported regularly for practice this spring. Bad weather made early scrimage difficult and for that reason the first meetings of the squad were turned into chalk talks by Skip. As soon as weather permitted individual passing, punting and blocking was stressed as well as signal drill. Scrimages were had with the Wahpcton high school at which times all men out were given an opportunity to take part In actual play. Jones, Kahl. Nutter. Sherwood. Mundy, Larson, Wenner, Nelson and Groseth members of last year’s squad reported for spring drill and will likely be with the Wildcats again next fall. New men in uniform were: McKay, Peterson. Belk. Schmcis, Gill. Strand, Peterka and Bute. Should all these men return, next year’s football prospects will be bright indeed. Hack row. left to right: Coach Rule. Nutter, Kahl. Anderson. Second row: I.in-denhurg. Olson. Groseth. Schmeis. Car-hart. Front rote: McDonald. Rite. Gran, Falconer. Reinan. steal the show with live lield goals and one free-throw. The final score was Science. 4S: Hunter Independents, 26. The bovs looked good and promised to turn in some •rood scores. Kohnke dropped out of school following this name. ■ Science played the second pre-conference name with the Morris Annies. The game was exceptionally rounh with 17 fouls be-inn called oil the Wildcats and 4 on the Annies. Gran ran away with the show and scored 12 points. Skip used the entire stpiad Init the second team failed to click and. although playing nearly a half, scored only one point. The Angies were taken into camp .'8 to 2.1. ■ '| he treat of the season came in the foim of the Harlem Globe Trotters. One of the largest crowds in the history of Science turned out to see the game. 1 liese colored bo have one of the cleverest teams in the United States. They claim to he World Champions and will play any team who challenges them. The game proved each man a super-star. The Globe Trotters toyed with Science during the entire game keeping a scant lead throughout. The Wildcats I ear net I a great deal about ball handling and guarding from their dusky opponents. Rife played a fast shifty game and Gran took the ball off the hack hoard throughout the contest. Our whole team, although the underdogs, worked together rather well. I he last half saw Basketball ■ Forty-live men answered Skip’' call for basketball. Plenty of material hut the catch was. that only two Icttermen were hack— two reserve forwards—Rife and Kohnke. With the other conference teams having live or more lettermen things looked had. However. Coach Rule, at a second glance, found some promising material and wen: to work with a will to build a team around Rife ami Kohnke. ■ On December 6. the Wildcats played their lirst pre-conference game against the Hunter Independents. A good crowd was present to see just what the team would do. Hunter simply wasn’t in Sciences class. The hoys were slow in getting started but they were never behind. There was plentv of action on both sides with the Cats’ defense weak at times. Kohnke was high-point man with ten field-goals and three free-throws. George Brewster, former Science star and all-conference man. didn’t live up to his reputation and let his brother Sally ■ Okkin Rifk. Walipe-ton: Riff. Rote’s only returning letterman was handicapped throughout the season by a shoulder injury. The Cats’ lighting spirit was always higher with Rife in the line-up. S ! plenty of action with the Cilohe Trotters doing fast passing and sinking trick shots. The j;amc ended in an uproar with the Wildcats rather bewildered as to the whereabouts of the ball, 'flic score was: Harlem Cilohe Trotters. 45; Science. . 9. ■ Winning two and losing one of their pre-conference g a m c s. the N ildcats opened their schedule against Mayville. The Comets’ seasoned veterans coupled with Science’s had luck proved too much for Bute’s green team. .McDonald, who had shown up well in previous games, was taken out after two minutes of play with a broken nose. During the first half the contest was close and hard-fought with the Comets in the lead a few points. In the second half, with Gran out on fouls, the veteran Mayville team began to forge ahead. The game ended with Mayville winning 45 to 26. For an inexperienced •earn the hoys did very well. ■ 'I’he second conference game with Minot proved to he a heart-breaker for Science. With the game in the hag for Science, the Beavers in the last four minutes scored ten points to win the game 39 to 38. The Beavers took the lead early in tlw game hut the Wildcats began clicking, secured the lead and held it bv a comfortable margin until the last four minutes. If Science had been lucky with free throws the game would have been won easily. Reinan and Falconer went out on fouls and made the Beavers wild scoring spree possible. ■ On January 23 and 24 Dickinson played .i two-game series here. I he first game was rather rough. I lie Wildcats were oft their usual stride during the last half but kept the score tied during nearly all of the first (went) minutes. The half ended I I all. but the final score showed Dickinson leading 35 to 21. 'Flic second half was a regular Inothul! game with the crowd booing the ■ William Falconer. Grandin: Mill, a steady rather than a flashy guard, never failed to keep his opponent in check. Besides his exceptional guardin';, he could always he depended on to add points to the Cats’ total. referee. During the last few minutes the subs were put in in an effort to stop the Savages hut to no avail. ■ The second game showed that the Wildcat were still in a slump. With a different referee a clean game was played hut Science. with Rife out. showed up poorly. The Savages took the lead early ami held it throughout the game. The game ended with Dickinson winning 31 to 24. I he Wildcats seemed weak in their offense hut Skip was working hard to overcome this defect. ■ The next game was played at Kllendale on January 26. With the Wildcats having only two days rest after playing a stren-uous two game series and with Rife still missing, they were hardly in shape to meet the veteran Dustie team. Kllendale took the lead early and held it h a good margin until the last few minutes when Science pulled up to within three point-. Ackert and Krouse formed a combination which it seemed impossible to stop. I he Wildcats had plenty of shots but were unable to sink them. McDonald and Falconer missed setups repeatedly. The final score was: Kllendale. 34; Science. 2S. ■ In the next game one of the outstanding teams in North Dakota played here. Valley City, who had barely been nosed out by the “I and had won from the A. C. and Valley City’s six-foot nine center towered over “Stretch giving the Vikings the tip-off. The Teachers started their second team but found the Wildcats too strong and rushed in the first string. Valiev had things their own way and. with almo-t faultle.-s passing, easilv heat Science 51 to 21. • On February 6. in a game with the Kllendale Dusties the Cats showed that they were really improving. While the second team started and nearly held their own. the regulars, after being injected, failed to warm up until the second half. ■ Arnold Oi.son. Kdinhurgh: Ole. Wildcat forward and guard, kept opponents worried with his deadly long shots. After a late start, he became one of Skip’s most dependable regulars. ‘ . y ICAj. ------ ■ Norman Lindhnrurc, Wahpe-ton: I,indy. the Cats’ flashy aiul light substitute guard. was a dependable man and one of the few who was never out of play because of injuries. The Dustics scored several points and the regulars found themselves two points behind at the end of the first stanza. Coming back in the second half the Wildcats started a scoring spree which the Dustics found impossible to stop. The boys played an outstanding offensive «ame, coupled with accurate shooting. The game ended. Science, 47 ; Ellcndale, 29. Rife and Falconer were the Wildcat stars. ■ A return game with Valley City on February 12. drew a large crowd. Everyone wanted to sec the Teachers’ wonder team and their towering center. The Wildcats fought hard to hold down the Vikings' scoring attacks but they were handicapped in height. Jlumhracht had the ball to him- elr as no Wildcat could stop him. lie collected 15 points during the evening. Caskey, star forward, was another outstanding Valley City man with 12 points. Gran and Falconer collected 8 points apiece for Science. The final score was: Valley City. 48; Science, 25. The boys put up a good fight against the Conference leaders. The Wildcats were on the upgrade but much practice was necessary before they could perform like veterans. ■ A flashy team in the form of the May-ville Comets upset Science to the tune of 47 to 28. The first half was disastrous for the Wildcats. With brilliant floor work and uncamn shots the Comets ran amuck 24 to 7. Coming back in the second half the Cats held their own but couldn't decrease the Comet's lead. The game would have been in the bag if Science had clicked •luring the first half. The Comets set a fast pace and held it throughout the game. Their passing featured the game. ■ The next game, the Cats as the dark horse very nearly upset Jamestown's first place hopes. The Jimmies took the lead early and held it through the half when Science broke loose with a wild scoring spree. Jamestown managed to stop the Wildcats and regain the lead. A few minutes later the Wildcats again took the lead. Jamestown College won in the last few seconds bv three points. 27 to 24. ■ Great things were expected of Science when Jamestown played here but the Wildcats simply couldn't click. The Jimmies’ second team were “on and outplayed the first team. The Jimmies had the game their own way although the Wild- ■ Kaki. W. Uuti;—Skip, in spite of having athletes only two years has given Science many championship teams. Ill's 1928 basketball team compared favorably with any ever seen in North Dakota. Karl is an A. C. graduate, a letterman in four sports and has been at Science since 1924. cats pm forth every effort to stem the tide. Skip substituted several times in an effort to find an effective defense. The boys had been improving every game but seemed to be in a slump. The final score was 47 to 19. ■ The last conference game was played at Minot. Handicapped by a long trip and a small court the Wildcats couldn't stand the pace set by the Beavers. Coming from behind in the second half Science tied the game up at 2 all and kept Minot on the jump until the final minutes. The Heavers with a few minutes to go made several field goals to win 47 to 35. Gran and Rife starred for Science. Although an inexperienced team the boys fought throughout every game. It was unreasonable to expect them to beat such seasoned veterans as all the rest of the conference teams boasted. All in all. Science made a good showing. GIRLS BASKET HALL ■ With John Hoffman as coach, the Maltese turned out fifteen strong for girls' basketball. Only one second-year player (Kolmkc) was back. Under John’s tutelage the girls developed into a fast team with several accurate shots. Practices were held on Sunday afternoons and at other times when the gym was not in use by the Wildcat . The first game was played with the Indian School on February 7. The Indians always have a good team and this year was no exception. Alice Ross dropped shots from all over the floor to account for 23 points. The Indians center was exceptionally good and her playing almost proved too much for the felines. The game was ■ John Hoffman. Coach. Hack Ron-, left to right: Arntzen. Foss. Swenson. Second Rove: Alice Ross. Burnstad. Lois Ross. I sack son. Front Row: I aves. Kohnke, Harris. tied up several times and proved unusually fast for a girls’ game. A return game was played with the Indians on the Science floor Fedruary 2.8. The Indians came back in a revengeful mood and upset the confident Maltese. Taxes was the only member of the six to hit her usual stride. The game proved a good deal slower than the first encounter. The Indians were in the lead nearly all of the time with their center collecting the lion’s share of the points. The score: Indians, 28; Science. 22. The next game of the season was played with the girls’ team from the Wahpc- i « a r. ton hi h school. The fray was scheduled as a practice tilt. The Wops, although an rxcellant team, were unable to cope with the accuracy of the Maltese and were nosed out by two points. In the seacon's last game, a return match with the high school, the girls showed great improvement, maintained a comfortable margin throughtout, and won easily. Each member of the stjuad turned in a commendable performance. The second team, playing the last «|uarter, held their own without difficulty ami won 23 to I . With all but one of the girls slated to return next year, and with an ever-increasing interest in girls’ athletics, prospects for an outstanding .Maltese team in 1935 are bright indeed. INTKR-DKPART.XIKNT (JA. IES ■ The big event of the Stag Party was the championship game for the departmental title. Although the second bracket was not complete, enough games had been played to ascertain the winner. The six teams were rather closely matched and every game was hard fought. In the first round the Printers were tied with the Junior College. In the second flight the Junior College was in the lead. The game was clo e with the Junior College taking the lead early in the game. After a few minutes the Printers got organized and came back to forge ahead. The boys certainly put up a good scrape and it was anybody’s game until the final whistle. There were no outstanding men on either team—just a smooth working combination that could play a bang up brand of ball. The game ended 14 to 20 in favor of the Printers. Department basketball gives everyone an opportunity to play. It does more than give the players a good time, it builds up the men during the winter months when even-one is rather closely confined. It helps to rest the Ijovs from their work, and breaks the monotony of the winter months. Track ■ Track, although a minor sport, commanded a greater amount of interest this year than has ever been evidenced before at Science. With more meets scheduled and with more men out. the best track season in Science’s history resulted. Skip started the season with very few of last year’s men back. It was therefore necessary to build up the team from new time. Due to bad weather, outdoor work material, and to build it up in a very short was impossible until very late in the season. For that reason, the gym’s indoor track was used by those who sought to get an early start. After the work outside was begun, dust storms made practice very unpleasant and many practices were cancelled because of it. This year for the first time. Science's sprinters had access io a cinder track. Science tracksters used for practice and for meets the new track constructed by the United States Indian School. Skip's early plans were to conduct an inter-department meet, but inclement weather forced a change in these plans. The first conference meet was scheduled for May 10 with Mayville. Dust and cold weather made cancellation of the meet necessary. On May 13 Science participated in an invitational meet at Moorhead State Teachers College. Mayville State Teachers. Hemidji, North Dakota Agrcultural College, Moorhead State Teachers, and the Slate School of Science competed. The track was in excellent shape, the weather was ideal, and some good early-seacon distance; Durkec, shot, discus, and dashes; Jones. hot and discus; Vernier. quarter mile: Mittag. 320; Larson, high jump and javelin; Aasen, hurdles; Adams, javelin; (Iroseth. hi 'h jump: Nutter, high jump: Sherwood, high hurdles, shotput. and discus; Anderson, mile. ■ ■ ■ “S Men ■ The letter S” is annually awarded to those who have competed for Science in track, football or basketball. To the winners of the ‘S we owe the thrills which basketball and football games have given us. and to them we owe our plaudits for the victories they have brought Science. Tlu e awarded the coveted S this year were: Football: Hoffman. Jones, Rife. Durkec. Reonan. (Jrosseth. Fischer. Beeson. Nutter. Kahl. Sherwood. Larson. Mattison, Wcnner. Adkins, and Gilbert. Basketball; Rife. Reinan. Falconer. Gran. McDonald. Olson. Lindcnhurg. Letter-men for track will not be determined until after the conference track meet has been held. Individual pictures of two of this year's lettermen. Freeman McDonald and Harold Gilbert, are not included in the sports section. They received letters in football and basketball respectively. ■ Freeman McDonald. Stirum: A fractured nose in the Mayville game kept Mac from hitting his full stride this season. He should be a valuable asset to the team next year. ■ Haroi.d Gilbert. Sisseton. S. 1).: A regular guard who constanth broke through the line. Numerous injuries failed to keep him out of play. ord were made. Science School came through with three firsts. Rife wining the 220 yard dash in 23.4 seconds. Kahl running the two-mile in eleven minutes and five seconds, and Durkec heaving the shot Mi' j feet. Kahl also placed second in the mile run. while Rife placed second in the 100-yard dash, to tie for high-point men on the Science team. Aasen, (iroseth. and Adams placed in other events. In the liveway match. Mayville State teachers placed first. Moorhead I eachers second, and State School of Science, third. I he Wildcats showed unusually good from and although lack of practice could easily be noted, it is safe to predict that Science must be reckoned with in conference competition this year. Other meets in which the W ildcats participated this year were the meet with Kllendnlc on May 16 held on the local Indian School track; the I niversity of North Dakota meet for all North Dakota colleges held on May 10 and 20; and the conference meet held at Valley City on Ma 26. Competition in conference meets was of a much higher calibre this year than it ha been in the past, indicating a new interest in this sport. Members of the Science sipiad were: Rife. Durkec. Reinan. Groseth, Fischer. Sports “I. I rackstcrs. D 2. Skip poses. ■ 3. On your marks! ■ 4. Dormites dress for comfort. ■ 5. Yes Kill, it's you. ■ 6. Champion “racketeers.” S. I lie city's clay courts. 9. Wild Kill in action. JO. lime's fastest. II. Former Scientist makes jjood D Ilpgs I STl'DKNT PERSONALITIES • Student Personalities is a cross section of the student body of S.S.S. Not a Who's Who, not a Hall of Fame, not Rogue's Gallery, but a screwy version of all three. Neither only the great, nor only the small, but both. Neither the mighty, nor the mediocre, but simply about those whom we think you'd like to read. ( Editor's Note: Descriptions are frank un- biased opinions. I am unafraid of blackmail. violence or death threats. My office can be emptied in .10 seconds.) ■ The story of a girl who made good. Having |uitc innocently asked Mr. Cavanaugh one day in chemistry class what a square root was, and on other occasions having asked several other perfectly nitwit questions (which incidentlv sent the class into hysteria) Miss Me Knight i now considering several tidy offers front Station WEAK, Fergus Falls. Minn., to go on the air as a second (Iracie Allen. Ilowev-r, having found out what a square root is, hi d McGinnis ■ A sports writer ot great renown. Has job awaiting him upon graduation as sports editor for the Oscahtosa (Nebr.) Telegram. Carried away by Hud's frantic and fiery account of S.S.S. grid and basketball games, most students on reading his weekly efforts in the Scientist imagine themselves at the Minnesota I stadium watching the Gophers plat the Hoilermakers. To judge from Hud’s language, he evidently i there in person when he writes these stirring descriptions. Transferring hi hectic half and torrid tilt phrases to the gentle art ot making love, lie has done right well for himself in the field of romance. she i undecided whether she should accept the radio offer or proffer her unl'mit-cd knowledge of mathematics to the scientific world. Hetty wears glasses and lipstick. The glasses are for her nearsightedness, she said late today, but declined to say what the purpose of the lipstick is. Matty's rendition of “Chopsticks with variations (in fact, it's all variations) can start an audience laughing quicker than anything else 1 know. GEORGE HOLMGREN ■ Quite a popular fellow with the girls since 1930. Oddly enough, that's the year George started driving a very nice Buick edan. At that time George was 1 yea's old and said “Tsch. tsch look Ma how de world she go to le dogs. and thought tin salvation of the fore-mentioned world rested in the hands of all 15 vcai old youngsters. Now, however, four years later, he still thinks there's something very much wrong with the world and with his many mathematical formulae: he thinks the young men of 19 years should he called upon to solve the problems of the world immediately. Puzzle: Can you guess Gcorgic's age now? IONA WILLIAMS ■ Your reporter says she i beautiful. Some do. some don’t. cry gracious and friend of many. Slightly screwy viewpoint. Very observant. Fur coat, black hair. Can always be found week days at 5:03 p.in. in Wahpcton Drug inhaling double malted milks. The phone number is 401. LESTER WOLD ■ Has been accused (unjustly) of swiping more hooks than there are in the Congressional Library at Washington. Organized the mutual Theft Association early in 1932 and has been reaping the profits ever since. The rumor which is furtively whispered up and down the halls of Old Main is that L. W. lilchcs the hooks (preferably expensive) and disposes of them by selling them at a handsome price to Minneapolis lunik concerns. Quoting Wold—“You bet. whatever I get for the books is clear velvet. the way I figures. Duck up to the house’ sometime for a goose dinner: you bring the hen. Vnquote. His real triumph came the day he is reported to have pilfered 3 Radio Physics books ( 3.65 each), two drawing sets. S Secretarial Handbooks, and the complete Encyclopedia Britannica from the Library. Think nothing of it. Les. They’re only jealous of your ability. ■ Editor’s note: (The Agawasie photo- grapher was unable to get a photo of Mr. Wold with the loot mentioned. However, here’s one of our hero with a few items he “borrowed from the Burg Store on a recent shopping (?) trip.) ROBERT MATTISON ■ Meet the one fingered pianist. Bob claims lie lias fingered out more unwholc-somc lous) piano solos on Burch Hall's helpless and unprotesting piano than any one else suspected of being a musician, lie played that nasty, rough game called toot-hall and stood second high hi lb- Aeronautical Engineering class (look up some time how mam there were in the class). WARREN XYE ■ As a student, here’s the real .McCoy. Drags large stacks of dull looking hooks hack and forth l ct vccn Burch Hall and the Library. Very, very absent-minded. Ila mixed up his course with subjects such as Qualitative Analysis, German II. Advanced Zoology Lab. etc., so much that neither the Office nor his teachers know what classes he is supposed to attend. This makes it convenient for Warren, who ,'s prone to sleep late in the morning. Uses table salt (NaCI—monovalent) for toothpaste and has been known on provocation to stage “feeds” at the dorm at which he devours immense quantities of spring chicken. four-layer cakes, and dill pickles sent fr« m home by .Mrs. W. H. Nye (A direct relative known to Warren as Mother.) DIARY OK A SHOR T TERM AUTO ELECTRIC STUDENT OR. THE ADVENTURES OF JOHN FARMER OF FODl NKVILLE. N. DAK. AT S.S.S. ■ In Eight Entrancing Episodes |an. 6rd—nir havhertee met me by der train and took me out der birsch hall io his car. Cliee the) got paved streats 'n vtreat car tracks 'n everything here. Sat-tiday im agoing down town and see the streat cars run. jan 7nd -got up at 415 a an noltody up vet. young feller they call Jackson stuck liis head out of the door and said they dont do no chores around this farm and to go back to bed for fore or 5 hours but I went over to the big red buildin wich i 5 stories high dcen to the top and a couple gurls there in the office took SI4.00 from me and gave me a card. I S. We had hash for dinner januery Srd—(Sattiday) Aw heck the liaint got no streat cars here nohow. Waited 3 hours hut didn’t see nary a one. got to write to pa n tell him bout dis here town. Holy Cow but its sure pretty fancy. Tonight they had a sociable at a place they call the armory. The goings-on lasted as long as 1 stayed and that was well nigh 10 oclock. l’S.: some time Im going to new York’n see some real streat cars jan te.N'th—well it' monday agin and im going to classes now. they arc all right only we don’t have to recess like country school inr Ranch the head teacher of my department tells all kinds of crazy ideas such like I liaint never heard of before like omes law'n naggnetic repulshun. a second year student named Mattison sent me over to Karl Larssons department to borrow there 4 foot yardstick but Larsson said john Ness had got it from him ’n Ness sent me over to Miss Schulz and she didn’t have it either GOSH what a mix up. Why don’t they keep track of their tools John i anner arrives at Science janllrd—you shoulda seen the stuff we had for dinner today Spagetti with brown beans in it that were hard and i had to crack ’em like peanuts. Ma she never lived no stuff like that on tile farm Clive but dose dere Junior Collech students in the big red building that looks like a church sure think there smart but they wont think themselves so smart after i do learn something bout lectrisity and get a good job. I’lie boys don't wear oferhalls but their Sunday suits all the time and got moustaches ami the yirls stand in the hallos all the time by the radiator talking about these heer hiyh falutin dances and parties jAXLery 12th—Got some hooks t Hlay hut Holy Cow all they got in cm is X and 'i a . a function of X skquared and i heerd tell of thi stuff before so i put ’em in my suitcase to take home with me in march mr. Wranch who teaches this auto Iccktrical stuff said that i haint yeltin alony so yood yosh i allii' used to yet my studys pretty dern easy in country skulc; they must have pore teachers here i yucss. jan 13rd—I reckon maybe I haint cut out to be no lecktrisan nohow. Mr Wranch aid today i wasn’t yetting no place so i’m yoiny back to the farm to-inorrow. Waked around the campus tonight yetiny one last look by the school Heck i didn't yet to see those new fanyled airyeoplanes or the raddio station, they prohot)lv haint no acount anyway, bet they haint haf so yood like w n A x in Jankton 77 e Soil re!urns from S. S. S. Jan 14th ( 0 a.m.) Leaving town now on the oriental limited.......yucss Sinsc School i' pretty y«n d after all maybe i bad better be a farmer PS I Haverhertce took me to the train PS 2 some time im yonna sec sonic re::! street cars, day nab it! THK VIELIANY OF MARTIN McGOOGLEWITZ A Touchiny Drama of the Ice-Mound for North. ■ This authenticated version of one of the world’s most yrippiny stories about the Great Canadian Northwest, where men are so touyh they wear muzzles when they light yri . .ly bears to yive the bears an even break, opens with our hero in the lobby of the typical three story ramshackle structure of the type humorously called “hotels in the wilderness, clcaniny up his yun and the hotel clerk clcaniny up a few stories so be can take them home to his wife. Hi' (the hero’s) name is Ole (). Olson (Yes, he’s Norwcyian) but they call him Nebuchadnezzar for short. Ole and all the rest of the yovernment loafers in the lobby arc Royal Canadian Mounted Police— they’re so dumb they put on spurs to ride a motorcycle. The company barber is sbarpeniny his razor, as it is a tradition that every Mounty must have at least one close shave each day. when suddenly the door Hies open and in stayyers Mee Catchum, the Indian trapper, whose only claim to distinction is that his father was Chief Standiny Invitation. brother of Sittiny Mull. It's plain to be seen hr lias the new Clothiny sickness, you know, a coat on his tonyuc and his breath comes in short pants. The Motilities offer him a chair but lie never sits on chairs as lie's a stool piycon. He starts to shiver so hard his bones roll a seven. “Quick, Henry, the Flit, be puffs. “Chief Sittiny-()n-Horse-Katiny-Ra-dish on war path. At this remark a shudder runs around the room and slows to a walk. We yo now to the Red Eye Saloon and Amusement Parlor operated by Honest John Hunch, who’s o crooked be has to have a windiny staircase to yet down stairs. Now. then, it is here that we meet our heroine. Old Man Hunch’s dauyhter, Iva. J. Puffiiiploti litllimjluirn New this Ivsi Hunch was a very innocent habv, but as dance hall girls go—she went too. She's secretly in love with J. Be!-lington Puflingham (also a Mounty). not so much for his looks as for his bearing. He's around his horse so much he has that air about him. However, her law-breaking father hates him. In fact, every time Puffy walks in with his scarlet coat on. the old man secs red. But this particular night of all nights she's dreaming of Puflingham as she dances for the crowd. She’s doing a dance called “Oxygen because it always brings the dead ones back to life. Suddenly a war whoop is heard and ;n rush a thousand Indians headed by Chief Sitting-On-Horse-Kating-Turnip (the radish season is now over) and Chief Tears-ln-My-Eyes. who coughs every time he whoops, being the originator of the whooping cough. Vcu can't make whoopee here!” boilers Old .Man Hunch and the Indians promptly scalp him. thus taking a lot off his mind. Meanwhile Bellington has not been idle, lie sneaks up on Chief l cars-ln My-Eyes and lires a shot in the air. lie does this because every .Mounty has to make a report. Iva. he cries. M’hat are you doing? and Iva replies. Pull, old boy, I cannot tell a lie. I’m dancing with Tcnrs-in-.My-I-Nes. At this the light is on. The Indian throws a knife but it hits the local school fnct a combined 'Trade School-Junior College) teacher in the eye. thereby hurting one of his best pupils. Then the red outlaw and the white man close in mortal combat (they're fighting). You’re a spoiled boy. shouts Puffy as he grabs the Redskin by the throat. Not spoiled,” pants the Indian. “lt’ a new perfume I'm using. Suddenly the Indian breaks loose, starts to run. falls and sits right down in a pan of turpentine. With a whoop he leaps in the air and is out the door like a wind. Quick! orders Puflingham. Another pan of turpentine. I've got to catch him! And he leaps through the door after him. The rest of the story you can gue for the Mounties always get their man. The new perfume was the Chief’s undoing. Puffy picked up the scent—followed him into the wilderness and knocked the face off him. That's why even today when you pick up a cent you'll see the Indian's face. All im stories are written to teach a moral—and as usual I have put this in rhyme. It goes like this: Beer is like the flaming sun It's proved by every test For it always rises in the yeast And sets down in the vest. 1. Sprig is hcah. 2. What! Harlcs again? 3. Nudists—almost. 4. See America First. 5. It looks like love. 6. The mysterious Dr. X. 7. Sanders and his hashers. 8. St. Peter. 9. Alice Samce Backwards. 10. Birthplace of Sander’s Sandy Spinach. 11. Handsome Brutes. 12. Jap “ Hoffman.” 13. Mvstcrv man. Beauty spot of North Dakota. Four horsemen. Morning after I PI night. Recent addition. CWA Local girl makes good. I he school's licet of trucks. Heppy da sic are heali agin. May I have this one? Playboy takes home bride. Caught at last. Hie! So I took the $100,000. NEW DEAL IN IDEALS The Agawasie staff feels that the feature inaugurated last year in the 1933 Aga-wasie and known as ‘‘'I'he Ideal Girl and The Ideal Fellow of S. S. S. ” is such an excellent idea that they have decided to incorporate it into the annual again this year with the hope that those who will control the destinies of the Agawasic in the years to come will also continue this feature. True, the individuals named have not been elected by popular vote of the students; hut all choices were made with the greatest care after long conferences held in Burch Hall, in the locker rooms and by critical examination of the student body en-masse. Therefore we present the following choices for the Ideal Ciirl and Ideal Fellow for 1933-1934 for your approval. Hair: Janet Mc.MichacI Eyes: Mary Wentworth Lashes: Marion Stock Nose: Janet Barnard Lips: Winifred Agnew Complexion: Mary Jo Merchant Teeth: Helen Kohnke Smile: Gladys Muskc Figure: Marion Field Legs: I'd nor Rimer Feet: Hetty McNight C.test: Deleted In censors ■ ■ ■ Hair: Haul Fischer Eyes: Melvin Kahl Lashes: George Renner Ideal Fellow Nose: Adrian Winkel Lips: Raymond Adams Complexion: Dean Johnson Teeth: Clayton Larson Smile: Maynard Olstad Figure: Clayton Larson Legs: Orrin Rite Feet: Neal Sullivan Chest: Haul Sherwood ■ ■ ■ Bute and McMillan: Girls, we boys are sorry, but we'll have to wind up our vacation and go home to our wives. We’re running short. Girls: Short of money? Bute and McMillan: No, short of excuses. ■ ■ ■ All's fear in love and war. ■ ■ ■ Watts: 1 need glasses. Doctor: What makes you think so? Watts: Well. 1 was twirling the knobs of a safe and a dance orchestra began to play. ■ ■ ■ Tina: You started on the wrong foot that time. Darrell: Which should I start on. your right or your left ? ■ ■ ■ It is rumored that Cavanaugh is a bachelor because he considers girls from every angle but the rite angle. Here and There ■I. W9HHN And reason and his cohorts” at work. .$. Shorty the indcspcnsiblc. ■4. Wiring or rewiring? ■5. And reason “at home . ■6. S. S. S. Hand. (Meyers scemc a little nervous) ■7. I lie lull before the grind. ■S'. Sherwood at work. ■0. The bcanerv. ■ Actual unretouched photo as snapped by Agawasie photographer. Copyrighted—Do not use without giving credit to this annual. Colossal—Stupendus Extra!! News-tlash! Machine Shop Instructor Glimpsed Returning from Revelry Practically Nude Agawasie Staff Again Scoops Richland County Farmer M ith Rio-Time Scandal W’ahpetou. N. I).. Nov. IS. 1933. (IIS)—Wahpetoo and Hreckenridge residents were shocked. it not nonplused, to-da In repeated re|H rts of a large, behemoth-appearing. man seen early this morning practically in the nude, wandering aimless I and apparently out of his head. Numerous housewives and children were frightened by this strange apparition and one religious fanatic insisted it was a monster arisen from the Red River of the North, local stream, to punish the populace. At times the man who was clad only in an old Hour barrel would mumble incoherent curses and tear his hair. Only after pursuing the strange phantom on a motorcycle was the Agawasie photographer able to obtain the above picture which is exclusive to the 1934 Ag-uwasie and appears in no other book, magazine or newspaper. As yet the only reasonable theory advanced for the strange spectacle is the knowledge that the State School of Science. Wahpeton Junior College, was sponsoring a facult) stag party last evening at which COLOSSAL—ST C PKMH )CS John Ness Returning From Faculty Strip Poker Party it is rumored a degraded form of strip poker is usually played. The advocates of this theory claim the practically naked gentleman was John .M. Ness, machine shop instructor at the school mentioned. He is a large and portly gentleman answering to the description of the man een. The editors of the Agawasic are using all available means of obtaining more information for its readers in connection with this absorbing news story. Man Seen In Harr el Wahpcton. N. D.. Nov. 19, 1933. (AH) Confirmation that the unindenti- bed man in a barrel seen here yesterday was John M. Ness was received today from a gentleman who attended the irip poker party in which Mr. Ness lost his clothes. He revealed that Ness held second lowest score but that he quit playing before losing the barrel which all players were given for emergency attire at the start of the game. Our informer further stated that the player receiving even a lower score than Mr. Ness was one William James Cavanaugh who was unfortunate enough to even lose the barrel in the playing. Aga-wasie reporters arc stationed at the door of the building where the party was held but Cavanaugh has not as yet made his appearance. Science School authorities were considering his rescue this afternoon and a messenger boy has been dispatched with a large towel. HIG CASH REWARD Are you so homely that you always look in the reverse side of a pocket mirror to keep from scaring yourself to death? Do you sleep with your face in the pillow just to be kind to burglars? Do men dodge you when you walk down the street, instead of Packarding or Rolls Royceing you? Are you knock-kneed, cross-eyed, pigeon-toed or hawk-nosed? Do you have to pretend that every day is Halloween before you have the courage to go down town? Are you the kind of girl that jealous wives like their hu-bands to go out with? Are you lantern-jawed and droop-lipped? Do you pra for rain so you can hide behind an umbrella? Are you sweet sixteen and never been kissed? Do crooner- swoon when you look at the radio? Do your hands dangle below your knees and are a pair of your .hoes e |iial to one cow? Are you called to the telpehone every five minutes to reject a sideshow offer? Do you protect yourself from peeping Toms by leaving the shades up? Now then, take stock of yourself, (ict a toe hold in the carpet and crack the mirror with one good scare. Arc you the female described above? If so. sister. I’ll pay vou fifty dollars spot cash for an answer to this article. All you have to do is drop me a line and tell me the hiding place of that dizzy, long-eared bum who dug you tip for me in a blind date last Saturday night. Editor. ■ ■ ■ Mr. Larson: Clayton, are you keeptig up with your subjects? “Popri”: Ye-. I'm keeping up I 1 I 1,1 not able to pass them. Jlaverty: A fool can ask more ipiestions than a wise man can answer. Wright: Now I know why I flunked your exam. ■ Don’t try to make biscuits or strawberry shortcake according to radio recipes. ■ Huy groceries with just a little care. Even though inexperienced as a house keeper, there i' no Godly reason why you should buy dill pickcls in barrel hits or red pepper in 50 pound sacks. ■ Don't use your ideals' razor for a can opener or ice pick. Even though you don’t realize it. using this instrument as a house hold weapon makes the edge of it resemble a buzz saw. ■ During your first year of wedded bliss, watch your chosen bitter halt for any display of temper on his part. If you find your husband llies into an uncontrollable rage without much cause, better buy a round trip ticket for yourself and a one way ticket for your husband to Mexico where you can get a di-vorcc in 6 days. e once read of a husband in 't psilanti. Mich, who was served burnt toast at breakfast for 3 successive days. Angered, he grabbed the stove poker and brained his wife. Inasmuch as this is not being done in the best American families today, try to avoid husbands with a disposition like a grey wolf. IIOTCHA You are to write a short story with the following four requisites. explained Mr. McMahon to his English class: brevity, a reference to religion, some association with the royalty, and an illustration of modesty. Now. with these four tilings in mind. I will give you thirty minutes to write a short story. Ten minutes later the hand of Durkee went up. That’s fine Mr. Durkee. he complimented, “and now read your stor to the class. Durkee rose and read: ‘My Gawd,’ said the countess, ‘take vour band oft my knet’. ■ See that your mate is provided with plenty of clean laundry in usable condition. Don’t fail to see that there’s buttons on everything where there should be buttons. Just because you’ve done a peachy job of washing and ironing his silk shirt is no reason to suppose he wants to wear it as a cape. So don’t forget the buttons. ■ Remember when you buy your dres c and hats that some one has to pay for them. Consider hubby's salary rather than kid yourself that you’re buying the 1935 stock for Eeiber’s. ■ Don't try to do gobs of unnecessary work at the expense of your health and appearance. Most husbands would rather let the coal-bin floor go without its weck'.v scrubbing in order that his wife may look like Jean Marlow rather than the village charwoman. ■ Lastly, for successful married life, remember the old saying. Two stones in the hand is worth a stitch in time. and if luibln won't come across with the money for that new hat. just recall that old proverb— If at first you don’t succeed, cry. cry, again. Soldier of Fortune: I've fought in Mexico. I've fought in Spain. I've fought in Italy. Mr. Masica: To complete your experiences you should have married m wife. ■ ■ ■ Mr. Sampson to Aviation Class: I he last word in airplanes is jump. ■ ■ ■ Groseth: Give me a little kiss? Dorothy: No. I'm saving my kisses for the men i marry. Ends and Odds Harlow, Hepburn and Dietrich. Pacing Dennison. Inmates. Suicides? .foe Penner and Groucho .Marx. M bite caps. Dealt me. Concentrated torture. I rrcsponsiltles. . Andrew II. Brown. . Kitchen wenches. . What's this? . Brevick Brevities. Sweethearts on Parade. Aren't they charming. Berrisfords. Sunday B. M. .fust a meal for a s | iirrel. Any mail, I’.d? Wireless Karl. Permanent waves. Tell-tale. N. . Symphony. Siamese twins. Kale Smith. HATH ROOM DRAMA Scene Characters First He Man Second lie Man Hotel Lobby Horace Johnson nton Rad eke First He Man: Boy there’s nothin} like an icy '■bower in the morning to till 'wu full of pep. Second lie Man: Vou said it. It heats all the medicine in the world. First He Man: Why, the mere thought of hounding out into that bracing water iiisi makes me tingle with vigor. Second He Man: And how that snappy rub-down afterward will make the blood pound in your veins! A cold shower is a rejitvenator. that’s what it is. First He Man: Yeah, it'll take the yea s off your shoulders and put on live muscle. And will it chase away the fat! Say, there s nothing like cold showers to give you a figure like an Apollo. Second He Man: These people who can't stand a little cold water have my sympathy. If they knew what a tonic it was they Yd jump under a shower every morning, winter and summer alike. First He Man: Yeah, these weakling' get on your nerves. Y ou can’t get anywhere on the road to health and vigor it vou’re afraid of a little cold water. Second lie Man: That's the truth. How long have you been taking cold showers. First He Man: I’m going to start tomorrow. Second He Man: That’s a coincidence. So am I. TI.UK HAS CHANGED The two of them were walking along. a lovers do; but not along a country lane or beside a babbling brook. Na, not these two. They happened to live in the city and had to he content with strolling along the cri.wdcd avenues. In these times, going for a walk was about the only thing the bov friend could afford. Well, suddenly the girl thought she'd like to know what the time was, so she turned to the boy friend. What’s the correct time, precious?” She asked. Precious told her to wait a minute and went over and looked in a pawn shop window. This, naturally, surprised her more than you can suppose. “Why don’t you look at your own watch? she queried. Whereupon he looked squarely into her blue eyes. That's exactly what I'm doing. be replied. ■ ■ c STATISTICAL NOTES If all the hit-and-run drivers in the country were laid end to end it would he a darn good idea if they stayed that way. if all the chicken that is killed to supply Birch Hall's need for one year were stored in a room eight feet square, it would d;c of loneliness. If the large i ocean liner were stood on its end beside the Empire State building, the furniture and everything else inside of it would be in a devil of a mess. If a pint and a half of prussic acid, swallowed rapidly will kill the average saxophone player, a greater consumption of prussic acid should be urged. Dean West (not Mac) TiUian THE DEAN VS. JUSTICE Act 1 Scene I ■ .1 regular court room scene, with judge, jury, court clerk, buitf. and all other people necessary to conduct court. ■ Ifter the curtain has been drawn, the judge, jury, clerk etc. file in and take their respective positions, .tiler all have been seated the judge raps on his bench with gavel for the order of the day. When all is quiet, he stands up and slowly tvalks o veto the jury. If hen he has reached a position directly in front of the jury, he clasps his hands in an attitude of benevolence, respectfully bows his head, and with a doleful nasal whine he begins-- JUDGE: lirethern let ns pray for the welfare of the poor wretches which will he brought before this court tonight. (At this point the jury rises from their chairs, fall to the floor and salams during the entire prayer of the judges) Co-eds (In a doleful voice): Oh my dear Mr. Riley, judge us not too harshly in any verdicts you may render tonight, FOR SUCH IS THE KINGDOM OF SCIENCE. We want thee to remember that this is your chance to inflict justice upon students, as you have done before. Jl’RV (Looking up from floor) VND HOW! ! ! ! The jury rises from the floor and file back to their scats. The judge goes back to his stand and opens the court with the first case from the calendar, which the clerk of court gives him. There arc other technicalities entering into this but they can be adjusted and iworked in as the director sees fit. • .M iss West “Versus Center Cottage Co-eds JUDGE: Will Miss West take the stand please. (After she has been duly sworn in and the other details have been taken care of. the judge proceeds with the case.) JUDGE: Please tell in your own words the grievances which you have set forth in this case, as against the Center Cottage Co-eds. MISS WEST: Well all I have to say i' this: I am getting plenty sick and tired of those girls breaking my rules faster than it i possible for me to make them. 11 s the same old story, day after day, week after week, but especially at night. Oh those nights!! I cannot come from my room into the parlor without causing a wild commotion. such as disentangling themselves, straightening their clothes, and all such tilings as that, and for the life of me, I can't imagine how the lights always become burned out. leaving these upstarts in the dark, and you never can tell what might happen in the dark, now can you. Your Honor?!! JUDGE: I should sav you can’t—Ahem Proceed. Miss West. MISS W ES I : Well I could stand this all right, hut they aren't content with breaking one rule. Oil no. they have to do it up brown. Why just the other night, the whole bunch of them went to one of those scandalous pavement lancc until the unholy hour of eleven o'clock, and then the next day they had the nerve to tell me that they had been to the dance the nigh before. Imagine how embarrassed I would have been if they had seen me dancing there also. I tell you Judge, things have come to a fine pass if the dean of women can’t go places and do things, without these girls traipsing around spying on her when they arc supposed to he in bed. 11’ just one thing after another, late hours, public dances, a party here, a show there, and “Oh .Miss West, may I go over to o and so’s house to study tonight. Study—Halt!! And then after they get get over there, they are afraid to walk back in the dark, so they stay at their friends house all night. When they come home the next day if you listen at the keyhole real careful, you will hear them saying. “Did I ever meet the swellest boy last night at the party. Those eyes, that nose, that hair. It’s enough to drive one crazy. Look at my hands shake. (11 olds out ha mis tvliieh nr,- flud'in violently.) {To audience.). . Was that ever a hot party I was on last night. JUDGE: What did you say? MISS WEST: 1—oh—er—er—I said it must have been a hot party they went to last night. JUDGE: Oh I sec— MISS WEST: Well 'lour Honor. 1 tnink I have touched the high spots of their infractions, and if you need any witnesses. you know what boys in school here you could call on. JUDGE: After due deliberation and thought. I hardly think it is necessary to have the jury decide the case, as it i on!) too plain that there has been monkey business afoot. I also think that it would be very foolish indeed to call on any of the boys to testify against these girls, as the) would be only too willing to do just the opposite, that is. defend them in every way possible. A case of this kind is rather uncommon, and as this is the first offense of any of these girls—no I II take that back—undoubtedly this isn’t their first offense, but it is the first time they have been brought before the court, so I propose that the sentence shall be as follows. (Reads it off of paper.) They shall be in their rooms every nigh: at 8 o'clock except Monday, Tuesday. Wednesday. Thursday. Friday. Saturdav and Sunday nights. These nights they may entertain their friends until they get tired or sleepy, in which case the boys are to be rent home until the following night. These girls must also respect the rights of their beloved dean, and if they see her at a dance they must withdraw immediately in order to give the dean her Hing at life. I believe this sums up everything to everyone's satisfaction. Case dismissed Ye editor observed Mr. Currie walking doon the pike the other evening gazing at a comely blonde a few paces ahead of him. All of a sudden the young lady turned and slapped Mr. Currie for no apparent reason at all. The reson for the strange conduct of the woman did not become apparent until she was seen stepping through a door bearing a sign over it marked “Mind Reader. ■ ■ ■ A reformer is alright in his place, but he has to die to get there. (Dedicated to Miss Allen.) ■ ■ ■ Satt: It’s true, isn’t it. that the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world? McMahon: 1 don’t find it so. Satt: G’wan! You know that your wife is the boss. McMahon: Yes. but being the boss she makes me rock the cradle. Blessed is he who has a big pile—and knows how to spend. Humor No decoration allowed, lircad line. Post and Catty. 'Phis is no hull. We’re the Ixns from Collctch. Exams arc coining. Peek! Unknown soldier. Corn-coh Pipe Club. . “Ipiopians dance. . Three wist men. . Innocent' abroad. YK OLD itURCIIE IIAEEE APPETITE When the New Deal Carnival was showing in Wahpeton not long ago, a young man applied to the manager of one of the sideshow outfits and the following conversation took place: Who are you? I am Sherwood tile Egg King. What’s your specialty?’’ I eat three dozen hen's eggs, two do .cn duck eggs and one dozen goose eggs, all at one sitting.” Do vou know our program?” What is it?” We give four shows every day.” Oh. yes, I understand that. And do you think you can do it? I know I can.” On Saturdays we give six shows.” 'I hat’s O. K. with me.” On holidays we usually give a performance every hour.” In that case I must have one thing plainly understood before I’d be willing to sign a contract.” What is that?” Well, I always have a good ap|K titc, and I want you to agree that no matter what a rush of business you have for the show, you’ve got to give me time to go to a restaurant and get my regular meals. (A thing wc could «lo without) SINCE YOU MENTIONED THE GIRL FRIEND K.’ilil: I hear this Kos is a wonderful girl. Durkee: ’I here’s no use talking—she is wonderful. I'll admit freely and without reservation of any kind that she i the most gorgeous creature that the eye of man was ever permitted to behold; that her features are the most perfect ever moulded: that the texture of her skin is the smoothest I have ever touched; that her lips arc such as a man encounters hut once in a lifetime; that her eyes arc the brightest to ever gaze upon a world of sunshine and make it jealous of their refulgence; that each graceful curve of her is compel- STATISTICAL NOTES Light travels 186,000 miles a second or once and two thirds as fast as the latest Mae W est story in the girl ’ rest room. If Miss Mi rick had files of all the Congressional records she wouldn't know any more about the library than she does now. Remarkable facts—I he 1027 Agawaste Humor editor is still alive. He left North I )akota years ago. There arc two kinds of people at College. Those who graduate and those who Ma on as instructors. Miss Allen: 1 will have you know you cannot speak like that about my family. Mine was a family of rank. Kahl: I’ll bet my family was just as rank as yours. ■ ■ ■ LETS GO FISHING One of the best Kish Stories 1 ever heard was told—for the truth—by our esteemed friend and Instructor Mr. Satterlee. It seems that on the morning of this big catch “Satt had more luck than usual in landing a string for pan-size crappic. from out of the creek, commonly called the Hois dc Sioux river, which runs by his house. Later, becoming tired he Tell over an 2 went to sleep (just like all good printers). I’ll let Satt finish the story, as he told it to John Ness. John. I don’t know what woke me up, but when I opened my eyes, that old pole of mine was bent over almost touching the water and the line got tight as a fiddle string, then—zing, it broke. “Hoy, that must be some whopper, so i goes back to the hardware store and bought the strongest fish line they had. but it wasn’t any good. I was fishing about an hour when all of a sudden this monster comes again and snap goes my line. Next morning I went back to the creek, bright and early. This time I had a hook made out of a wagon-rod and a plowline for a fish line. Hoy. when that rascal hit that bait 1 knew 1 had something that would hold any fish in the sea. but this wasn't a sea I was lishin' in. h ou know, John, that fish was just testin' his strength. When he took a notion, he just busted that plow line like it was a common fish line. 1 didn’t know how I was going to get that fish, but I met Andy down town and told him all about the monster. We decided to go over to school and get the Science truck, when we arrived at the creek we backs the big truck up to the bank where 1 had hooked the big fish before. We tied a new wagon-rod to a cable and tied the cable on the back of the truck, then I started lishin’. Andy went to sleep in the cab after a short time, but 1 kept right on lishin'. It wasn't long before 1 had him hooked and 1 yells to “Andy to start the truck and drag him out—man that was some fish. Well. asked John, what did you with the fish. You see. said Satt. he was so big that we couldn't get him all out. so we cuts oi: his head and drags it out of the water. Did you weigh the head? John inquired. No sir. we pulled one of his teeth and carried it up town and weighed it. It weighed a hundred and fifty pounds. Shucks. Satt, that wasn’t a big fish after all. Hut. John— , that tooth was HOLLOW.” ' — ■ I. WJi.it is it—a library? ■ 2. The road to ruin. ■ 3. Unholy three. 4. Convicts at rest. ■ 5. Sophisticates. ■ 6. E-capcd from Fergus. ■ 7. New feng!id flying contraptions. “30” THINGS WE CAN DO WITHOUT ■ Hetty McKnight's giggle. ■ Satt’s threat- to throw students through unopened windows. ■ Karl .arson’s hl.mkcty blank ?!?!! ■ Jackson’s would he” cutting remarks. ■ ■ ■ M asica: Miss Agnew arc you the instructor in this accounting class. Winn if red: No. Masica: Well then |uit whispering and talking like an idiot. N hat did the censors say about the 1934 Agawa-ie? Several cutting remarks. ■ “(Jinny” Hliss. ■ “Agnes (Dog-friend) I he bean in Hurch flail soup. Pinky s hangovers. Miss Allen’s K’s. Autographs and Mae West Stories , J After having rote this sekshun we kum to the koncliision that lit wax. so unsertain that the onle wa we tood a far chans wax. to tak out som insurans. And mj we kalled on the ajent of the “You Die to Win Life lii'iirance Co. and anscred the followint: i|uestions. 1st—Ar yu mail or fcmail ? And how long hav yu been so. 2nd—Ar yu ul jckt to fit' and if so how meny at a time. 3rd—What i yore fitcing watc. 4?li—What i you re okupation. (we lied.) 5th—Ar the ten comandments in yore opinion kon titutional. 6th—Ar yu single or sane. 71Ii—Due yu ever hav nitc marcs. Sth—Do yu heleve in a future state? Ii yu do state it. 9tll—Ar ii in env imediate danjer. (Here we lied aval’ll.) And mi having got rn our insuran we no that we must di to het it so we 'it down and wish that yu shal never no want or hunger or despar and to mal: lit perfect for yu and safe for us. we kontemplnt 'iiiciil. ■ 195 1 Acawasif. Staff wishes thank those friends who ire made this annual possi-r—its advertisers. On the fol ving pages is evidence of your continued confidence in this publication and in this school. It is an evidence of friendship which this student body shall never forget. To make the following section a real live part of this annual, we have inserted within it matter of interest to every student. Students, acquaint yourselves with this section and with your real friends in this community. We Offer The Following High Grade Products and Services (HR BKST KLOl'R—Kano. Baum DAKOTA KLOl'R—Standard Patent BRAI N CO. BRAND KLOL’R (IRANAM KLOl’R WHOLKWHKAT KLOl’R PI RK RVi;. KLOl'R KARINA. Wheat drit Breakfast Cereal for sale protein and mineral supplements for mixing purposes. Math Braun Company New Star Feeds Cltick Starter Mash I urke Starter Mash Chick drawing Mash Lay Mash Chick Keed Pure W heat Bran Services W'A 11PKTON. N. I). Keeds — Klour — drains NEW MEAT MARKET Fresh, Salt and Smoked Meats, Fish, Bacon And Canned Goods NV do our own Slau luerin;: Wc specialize in Home Made Weiners ;uid Bologna . All our sausages speak for themselves Heller Meal Cleaner Mrah (Jun ker Servire FRANK BENDA, Proprietor I hr uismamtnl Sanitary Meat Mttrkel Rhone 05 40 Dakota Ave. Dll) VOU KNOW THAT— John Keith calls his girl Label? She’s always slicking around a bottle. Ranking. Steam Engineering. and Telegraphy were taught. lang. lang ago at Science ? Orville Sorvick was seen late in .May buying' his shoes J sizes ton small ? Someone ave him a package of bunion plasters on I’uiii ' Ikiy. Larsson says his life is ju‘t ohm at noon :m«| ohm again after school. A cube of gold I inches on an edge weighs a ton ? Torgeson calls his SO car Opportu-nit ?” It knocks once and dies. Lvle Durkee’s father (a M. I).) wrong a man's neck I he patient had water on the brain. Art Sampson (Man-With-Size-I I-?hoes) sajs he saves $5.00 every two years by not having to buy skiis? The hamburger business is going to the dogs but the street cleaners business ! picking tip? No one can convince John Mcllraith that July the Fourth wasn't an English king? A rich old farmer living northwest «•; the city donated $10,000 to help build Old Main? James Kerry thinks propeller wash comes in 5 gallon cans? Lucy I Liberman thinks a grouch is a building to keep the car in? It is e t.‘mated that S.S.S. has graduated KHIO students not including I‘ .1.1-34? (iladys Fossum when asked to define the word poach said it was a small structure in front of a building that the steps are usually attached to.' The Agawasie Humor Stall could go « n writing jokes (?) like these forever? lint what's the use—you’d only laugh at them. Ray Kckes: Wha a matter, stuck in the mud ? Wilbur K. (digging beside car with spade): No, my motor died here and I'm digging a grave for it. 1st Scotchman: I haven’t seen my long lost brother for 20 years. 2nd Ditto: Would you recognize him if you met him on the street? 1st Scotch: Sure, he wears a blue shirt and a red striped necktie. WHO WILL DRIVE THIS CAR FOR ONLY $50.00? read the sign on the Fallen Arches Six parked in the dealer's window. I'll take a chance.” said Ken Mehl, Where’s the money?” darner Couey (dancing): You’ve got a good pair of fret for hiking, haven’t you. Kathryn Anderson: You ought to know, you've hiked all over them! Offspring: Say, Dad, help me with these problems. I dunno how to find the greatest common divisor. Sattetlee: Are they still looking for that darn thing, they were trying to find that when I went to school. FLASH—When asked why she would not cheer for the basketball and football teams. Jean McKiver issued the following statement: No matter how ridiculous the team plays. I won’t cheer at them.” F. Slangier: Who’s DuYall's new girl friend ? L. Ilebhard: (iood go h. dont'cha know, Nina Klok, he talks about her all the tiinr. King Arthur: Mow much will you take for this suit of armor. Lancy, old boy ? Lancelot: Three cents an ounce. Kink, it’s first class mail. One hundred and seventy years ago Patrick Henry would have given his life for liberty: now you can buy one anywhere for cents. NORTZ LUMBER COMPANY Building Materials, Cement, Lime, and Plaster Fuel and Paint Estimating and Plans Furnished Anything to build anything Wahpeton, North Dakota Oldsmobile I. E. LILLEGARD Authorized Bnick Sales and Service Station DKAUKR IN McCORM ICK-DKKRINC, TRACTORS. TRUCKS and FARM IMIM.KMKNTS Wc specialize in Repairs on all Automobiles Goodyear 'Fires Kxide Batteries Maytaj; Washing Machines (iasoline and Oils (i. K. RKFRIGKRATORS G. K. RADIOS • • Qualify Service Price Blue Ribbon Bread ROLLS and PASTRY Hawes Bakery Walipecon N. D. Serving Wahpeton aiul other North Dakota Communities with Energy Produced by North Dakota's own fuel “LIGNITE OTTER TAIL POWER CO. Wahpeton, N. D. Even if you came to school with a trunk b'uA'g'i'U'g with £ood4ookiii£ clothes.......... to come in and let us show you what smart new styles we have, temptingly low in price, so that when a very special occasion turns up, and you just must have some new clothes, you'll know right where to come! Do come in soon . . . we'll be glad to greet old friends .. and to meet new ones! to Yourself J. C. PENNEY Company, Inc. Wahpeton, N. D. A • • Red Owl Store Wahpeton, N. D. Economy Grocers To The Northwest Prompt. Courteous Service Quality Poods The Home of I lome Made Candies Dinners Served 11:30-1:30 Sandwiches the Toastwich Way V - Wahpeton, N. Dak. Bu bee's Drug Store (P'lsJ) The Drug Store on Wahpeton’s Busiest Corner for State Qchool Qcience tudents Satisfactory Service Phone 68 BKNJA.M IN THANK. M. D. Physician ami Surgeon W'ahpeton, N. Dak. Residence and Ollier ll N. I'iflli St. Pel. 4 I ‘ W. JOHN PANCJMAN. M. D. Physician mill Surgeon Over Stern's Building: ()flice Phone MOW Rev.: Kieber's Apt.—Phono 140R Wahpotun. N. Dak. C. V. BAT KM AN Physician and Surgeon Office Phono 128 Ros. Phono U A. M. THOMPSON Physician and Surgeon Office Phono 128 Res. Phono 210 OITICK: 210 Dakota Avenue Pyorrhea NKa DR. II. II. PKISTKR Dentist ()ver Diet Cv Murray Phone 202 Res. 408 • • Western Sound The Voice of Action Electric System GILLES THEATER ANTON OII.LKS SON Wnlipctou, North Dakota -iriii.Ri•; the moi ie t.ii.ks Showing tile lu st of Photoplays 3 SHOWS DAILY. .1:00—7:30—9:15 P. M. Quality Printing and Bookbinding We curry ut ull linns a complete: stud' oj SCHOOL SUPPLIES Globe-Gazette Printing Co. Walipeton, North Dakota DAKOTA MOTORS Wahpcton, N. D. Plymouth DcSoto Willys TWENTY-FOUR HOUR SERVICE Frank Haas, Mgr. Phone 156 DR. S. C. LUCAS DR. E. R. KITZOERALD Dentist DENTIST Oflier in Masonic Temple ()ilice in Stem Walipcton, N. Dak. Rhone DS| Wahpeton. N. • • I. II. HOSKINS. M. D. I’lnsiiiin Is Sinoron COM I'l.lM 1ST. IKY Miller’s PharnuC' Office in Matonic Temple I'hour 7SW Schmitt Olson —GIFT FURMTURK —WINDOW SNA OKS —LINOLEUM —RUGS on, FUNERAL PARLORS . lahalanee Servier L. K. l-c tcr. Mortician— l.ady Avdstan1 0.3 Phone IA5J Night Plump : HI —I.CM—286W Wali|wtoii. North Dakota Try The R exalt Stare Tif t For Everything A good Drug Store Should have Wahpeton Drug Co B. C. Thompson. Prop. • • If yon are particular A. A. SEIFERT — JEWELRY — MUSIC — — Ice Cream Parlor — £ 421 Dakota Ave., Wahpeton. N. I). Reliable Cleaners I . I). BROWN. Mur. DRV CLEANING REPAIRING ALTERING We call fur and deliver Across From Post Ollier Tel. 350 BASSETT JEWELER I ir :u Diamond Dialer ELGIN WATCHES Tine watch repairing Engraving Motor Oil Co. far Duality anti Service Purol-Elhy I Purol-Pep and Purol (iasoline Tiolene and Purol ()ils Dislillalc and Furnace ()il High Test and Cleaners Naptha Car Washing and Greasing Phone 77 Wahpeton, N.D. —Eat at— HUPPELER’S CAFE The finest of food ami service Dak. Ave. Wahpeton MacLaughlin Grocery C.ISIl c roc hr v The sweetness of low prices never ctpials the bitterness of poor tptalitx H e Combine Duality. Ilrice ami Service Phone IS Wahpeton N. Dak. WILKIN HOTEL .1 (food Place to Eat ROO.M.RESTAl'RANT New Booths tor Ladies IIre:kcnridge. AI inn. Firestone Tires GAS OIL GREASING l lu-hini and II ashimj ) on (.an .! I nays Do He tier .If Hrattn s Braun’s Super Service Phone 453 Wahpeton. N. D. Phone 72 Breckenridge. Minn. TKST TOR TIIIC INTELLIGENTSIA Arc vou really worthy of being called a college student? (Heaven help you it you are) Do you go bareheaded on the coldest of winter days? Do you wear bright g:ccn corduroy pant' and use such phrn e■ as ( io peddle your fish anti 'l ou na ty man ?” Then give yourself the following simple test to prove you aren't one of the degenerates mentioned above by crossing out each question or statement you think i' wrong. By sending in your answer to the Humor staff, your entry will compete in a nationwide intelligence contest. Tirst prize N choice of 500 in (ierman marks or a cut-glass nut cracker. Last year's first prize was won bv (jraham T. Twiddle-bottom who wa awarded the prize on a basis of originality. Mr. Twiddlel ottom handed in a perfectly blank sheet of paper as his entry. J. Poo-I’oo Twitchington. who annexed the second prize, won the faver of the judges by succeeding in getting every question wrong. Now go ahead with the test. Answers are given on page 361 of this book. SAM PLK QUESTIONS 1. Cavanaugh wears a wig. (Cross out ' 2. The decimal equivalent of the temperature coefficient of resistance for silve. is .000118. (Leave as is) 3. Mona Hoffman is president of the I nited States. (Pssl—secret. This is wrong) 4. Masica is president of the Ameiican Order for the Execution of Violinists. 5. Why do McMillan and Rilev like to have students make gobs of noise in )ld Main’s first floor hall? 6. Mi Mi rick teaches Oxy-Acetylcnc Welding. 7. Red River Valley is a brother of the famous radio crooner, Rudy allee. S. I his test is silly. (Be careful how you answer this one: remember the ;s5fM) prize.) 9. Two of the three judges of this contest think it is the silliest tiling they ever heard of. Now how do you think you should answer question No. S? 10. Milton wrote Mv Life by Helen Keller. You get the idea now so go ahead and answer the following brain teasers. Students of the Dickinson Subnormal School rated 14.03 ' on these same questions. See if you can equal their dandy record. TEST QUES TION'S 1. W’ltat Color was Washington's purple horse? 2. If 19 CWA workers can dig a ditch 3 feet wide in j of 2 hours, how many chickens each lay ing one egg a day will it take to stuff 5 feather pillows? 3. What's a three-letter word meaning household pet? (Double Melt! Tooled you —it isn't C-O-W) 4. Have you stopped drinking bootleg likker yet? (Answer yes or no). 5. A bill collector whom I owed 15 came to my house to collect it. Seeing him coming down the street. I hurriedly tacked a sign reading SMALL POX on the front door. How much do I owe him now? R E PR ES E NT AT IV E SC ) K KS Mary McClinlock (Score withheld by bribe) Earl Smith ......................... Zero Miss Allen...........................012% John Ness (cheated) ................100'« Fred Thurston: I see they’re starting a new war on malaria. Marion Sorvick: Oh, my goodness what have the Malarians been doing? Bitter half: T. II. !! What do you mean by getting in at this hour? McMahon: SITall right, my love. Er that is To put it briefly I hurried home because I thought you might he lonesome, but I slice your twin sister’s staying with UII. New Emoariasser Song, Ever Rip a Seam Walking? Did You Patronize J. P. DIETZ’S MARKET Home of Quality Meats We Specialize in HOME MADE SAUSAGES Dealers in Live Stock and 'jPoultry Telephone No. 12 Wahpccon, N. D’ VERTIN FURNITURE CO. ('. ni ‘Iri i- 11 oil u’ I'nriiisliino VERTIN FUNERAL SERVICE Arvc-n (). Peterson. .Mortician A Funeral Direeior ” Prrfi-rrrtl Through l r f oii i ilily Wjlipcton, N. I). Brc«;kcmi h;e. Minn. I)jy Phone • I0( V Day Phone • 20-1 Nii;ht Phone - i«K K • 12 i J Ni lit Phone • 112 A FLOWERS Pmperlx delixered. selected. clustered. and presented lor hirtlidux present?.. wedding unniversat y. liolidax reelings, convalescent . weddings and iimn;t! . Say it It it It 7o:w What liner token of triendship? WAHPFTON FLORAL CO. Phone 122 II. Osen, Prop. THE JOHNSON STUDIO Extends the heartiest of greetings and best wishes to the students of the Science School. We look forward to next year to meet the new faces and renew old acquaintances. In photography only can yesterday live All negatives filed and orders taken care of promptly. The photographs in the 193d Agawasie were made by I A Tohnson . • MOTOGH irUlili Brcckenridge, Minn. Portraits, Commercial, Photo Finishing • • Any :imi Even Kind Seeds I niina Feeds Checkerboard Rags ‘Our Deliveries Make I'rientls' HOLTHUSEN BROS. W alipcton. N. I). I’In me 240 A Favorite With Students ( MMid Meals Congenial Surroundings Low Prices Coiirh ’ins. Lffieient Sir vie, DAKOTA INN •cm n in rs rc.icir Compliments of Wahpeton Gas Co. I lome of Quality (ias Ranges and Water Heaters DANDY CAFF Hr have n home touch to our service. Spc.ial rate- to student' Rooms in connection— .Hi Dakota Avenue Wahpeton • • HYDE INN Confections ( i roc cries I. line lies School Supplies Locksmith typewriter Re pair in tj llnll liloik (Ilf School Cumpti' A MATTER OF TASTF OCR SPECIALTIES ARE — I lamhurgers— ltd) them In the sack Celfe- : ml Home-made Pastrie Leer on Draught r serve the best ohtniiwhh at the Green Castle Across from the Post Office DRABLK. LUMBER CO. We handle even tiling in the line of building material. “See Cs Fiist Diahek Lmiihei Co. Wahpeton. N. Dak. Yom Do 'In; Hu Mor, at 'loin I (,' .1 Sion. Holiday Market-Phone 496 Students' ( irocery Head«|iiartei s • • • Nelson Motors Grand Theatre FORD SALKS AND SKRVICK R. C. A. Photophonc John Dklrk Farm Maciiis’KRV Sound System -St Where the Movies Talk McQuay-Norris Parts . I Brcckcnridge Minnesota Telephone ■It Wahpeton —:— N. Dak. • Northwestern Sheet and Iron Works Wc Build, Drain and Mark Your Highways Faithfulness of Service Fineness of Product A North Dakota Corporation Inqot Iron Wahpeton, North Dakota The Pastry Shop Golden Crust Whole Wheat Plain Rye Raisin Rye Sliced Bread Candies and Ice Cream Fresh Rolls and Pastry Daily F. Solberg, Prop. Phone 25 Wahpeton, N. D. We offer you the services of a personnel experienced in till Banking and Insurance lines. The Citizens National Bank Wahpeton, N. I). Established IH9I s s s s s Caimdlf St@ir@ SPONSOR I. D BY AG AWASH- BA1S PEANUTS ffiUH RALPH LARSON, MAN AG HR Ml’SIC AT S.S.S. In common with Yale. Harvard and other schools of Science School's class (rah, raw) S.S.S. decided several years ago that the expectant world should be shown what really can be accomplished in tile field of music—not to mention the fields of Auto Hotly Repair. Talking Movies. Knginccr-i«g, etc. Several alleged musicians were engaged on the spur of the moment who in addition to laying dubious claims to musical ability, could he counted on in an emergency to teach classes which are often held in the best American colleges of today, although studies have been greatly supplanted by football. It seems that a few old fogies (who undoubtedly still believe the world is Hat) arc prone to abandon studies in college. entirely to make college one great big football fiesta. instruction in the art of playing a!! known instruments is given and vocal training is taught in the following ranges: a. Tenor h. First bass c. Second bass d. Third bass e. Home In charge of the Hand and Orchestra is the unrelenting Pete Masica. who ar rived in Wahpcton atop a Great Northern west-bound freight train slightly disorderly, tired, and hungry but nevertheless clutching tightly to him a Scars Roebuck fiddle also one Harper’s Technique for the Violin, and several well-thumbed (polite adjective for dirty) copies of Humoresque and Indian Love Call.” This year the hand learned a march which, (not counting the other number they know) makes up quite a repertoire. Prct .yl Fngebrctzcn is featured in solos in every number the Hand plays. However, he plays these solos without Masica consent. The director explains the fact that the Hand knows only one march by saying Kgad man. we already know a march: why bother about another.' The Orchestra (which means the Hand plus a piano) often appears on slight provocation at regular assemblies. A curtain for our elaborate stage was added this year because of the pitiful pleas of the orchestra members who were receiving involuntarily gifts of over-ripe fruit from the audience. You must admit it's sort of disconcerting to Wimpy Nvgaard to hear a slightly decrepit grapefruit land o-o-m-s-h in the bell of bis lug horn. The object of the curtains mentioned is to cut down the effectiveness of the snipers of that portion of the audience sitting at the sides of flic Auditorium. Now only those in direct line with musicians can score a hit. Rillc club members get the choice seats in the front row and obtain their best practice at tlirs.-fruit-tossing assemblies. Orville Sorvik. who was employed hv the Hand as a hemmer and hawwer this year has left the employ of the organization and lias gone to join Paul White-man as co-director. Reports on the musical horizon indicated that lately his hemming had not been up to its usual standard and that his hawwing had fallen off to practically nothing at all. SI Orlando Torgcson: What arc you try-Ijing to write a letter to your girl for? You I can’t write. Martin Gran: That's nothing, Torgy, my girl can’t read. And then there’s the S.S.S. trade student who was crossing the big pond for the first time when the large ship started to sink. Seeing everybody grabbing life preservers and jumping overboard he thought it was robbery so (not to he outdone) our hero grabbed ail iron chest and jumped into the ocean. Wesley Rupp (as ear drives up to service station) : Juice? Ronald Sullivan: Yell, vat if we are? Cavanaugh was dissecting a frog and its heart was still heating. Adelaide I.: How long has its heart been heating? Cavanaugh: Kr-l li-Wliy, on the spur of the moment. I ’ 1 sav ever since it was horn. Yes—Wo Turned This Ad Around—To I ell You Merchandise is built VP to Quality ..not D()]VJN to Price V I; strive to sell better Apparel at ™ the Lowest POSSIBLE price. . Women know that full satisfaction goes with every Lieber’s purchase . . . and that they can always count on Lieber's for Style, Quality, Service. Beauty Salon On The Balcony Lieber's 100% Whapeton Owned It is Smart to Save Money Save at Ward’s the store of o CJ CJ u ' 'sj rH o Cd a ' 1 CJ CO £ £ _ s o « cj o CD rs H 4J £ c3 1— tLl O rCQ £ £ o X -------• WAHPETON IS PROUD OF HER SCHOOLS State School of Science U. S. Indian School Parochial Schools Public Schools $1.00 spent for a lunch lasts 5 hours $1.00 spent for a necktie lasts 5 weeks $1.00 spent for a cap lasts 5 months $1.00 spent for an automobile lasts 5 years $1.00 spent for an education lasts a LIFETIME We invite you to attend school in Wahpeton “THE CITY OF FRIENDLY PEOPLE” The Commercial Club of Wahpeton Affiliated with THE NATIONAL CHAMBER OF COMMERCE Wahpeton Glass, Painr Mfg. Co. A. A. Kindem, Manager. .Manufacturers of REDWOOD— STOCK WATER TANKS SQUARE END TANKS STORAGE TANKS WAGON TANKS CREAM COOLERS SILOS M1LLWORK Dealers in PAINT AUTO GLASS WINDOW GLASS ROOFING VVEATHERSTRIPPING TILE SILOS AWNINGS also PAINTING AND DECORATING Ask us for quotations. Wahpeton N. Dak. Phone 79-W Tin- Corner Hardware Established PR 6 Hopperts WAHPETON PLUMBING HEA PING CO. Hardware, Plumbing Heating Sheet Metal Furnace Work Norge Electric Refrigerators Williams Oil-O-Matic Oil Burners Majestic Ranges Perfection Oil Stoves Iron Fireman Coal Stokers Minnesota Paints i .= Compliments of The Home of Better Food Products The Fairmont Creamery Co. Inc. F. A. Robrc nbach. Mgr. • • Plans and Plates IDEAS like airships, come towards us out of the haze Modern airports have every facility for the convenience of airmen and their crafts. Similarly, we have every modern equipment and years of engraving experience to bring into concrete form the ideas of our hundreds of clients who publish school and college annuals. Developing a theme for such issues which will thrill whenever seen, and bring back happy memories in years to come, calls for understanding, and a wide range of experience You will find that sort of understanding and experience, as well as unsurpassed workmanship when you commit your publication to the BUCKBEE-MEARS CO. ST. PAUL, MINN. Home Hotel and Cafe THEO. ODEGARD. Prop. Best Place co Pat in Wahpeton BUS DEPOT I Dclco-Rc my KLAXON HARRISON Chas. Sturdevant Phone 157-J 50th Anniversary 1884-1934 A Pioneering Creamery and Marketing Association Serving Producers and Consuming Markets The Fairmount Creamery Co. cjxmerican Region Pavilion Breckenridge, Minn. A Large, Clean, Cool Place to Dance Playing the “BEST” Orchestras We Appreciate Your Patronage Dancing every Sunday Night It i rumored that while Captain Applejack was playing recently in Colfax the fifteen people in the audience began to hiss; whereupon, not to he outdone, the producer called his players to the stage and oiithissed the audience. Kahl: Do you drink. Reinan? Ue'nan: That’s my business. Kahl: Any other business? Mary Jo: What part in this picture do you think I am lilted for? Producer: Mother of the heroine. She dies ten years before the curtain rises for the first act. Larson: Now's the new girl friend. Watts? Watts: Not so hot. I'm afraid she's onl colossal. HOl’SKIIOLD HINTS SCIENCE DICTIONARY During the winter weather, to prevent the goldfish from freezing pour some antifreeze alcohol into their bowl. To test the genuineness f pearls put them in wine over night and if they disappear by morning they arc real pearls. A large white onion eaten slowly will remove the odor of vanilla ice cream from the breath. !r your husband is one of those who get up cross in the morning and bangs things about because the coffee is coid. make it hot for him. To remove the taste of sour milk, place a small piece of charcoal into the bottle, leave it there for about six weeks, stirring it with a rod once a week. Then throw it away. We anticipate that (liter will pay and pay. the humor Bachelor—A fellow who didn't have a car when he went to Science. Groom—Sucker. Honeymoon—The night before the morning after. Marriage— hen an irresistible force meets an immovable body. Did .Maid—A woman who doesn’t have to kiss a man a dozen times and tell him how handsome he is every time she goes shopping. Platonic Love—When Darrell spends all night explaining —flat ion to Tina. Wedding—An occasion at which a human error is given divine approval. Husband—The man with the wool over his eyes. M ife—'t on can’t get along with or without one. I he chances of getting a royal Hush are one in a million unless no one is looking. AGNES' PAL HOMELESS (Paging Cottage girls) Portable Typewriters R—“Rite” your college lessons O—On a ROYAL Portable. Y—Your marks will improve. A—All written lessons easier L—Learned with a Typewriter-S—Students appreciate this Gift. Office Specialties Co. Cash Buyer of Poultry, Eggs, Cream and Hides A. J. HAUSAUER Distributor of Golden Grain Belt Beers Phone Office 454 Residence 173 Olson’s Welding Body Shop Arnold Olson, Prop. Phone 349 Klcctric and Acetylene Welding Our portable electric welding machine will go anywhere day or night We weld cylinder blocks, heads, boiler sections and ! ad in tors by electricity WAHPKTON. N. DAK. Nick’s Cafe llfti of Eats HKKR — LUNCHES — MEALS Home cooked meals our specialty Meet vour friends at Nick's Lacy’s Jewelry Store Established 1882 Elgin—Hulova ami Hamilton Watches Sheaffer Prut (lifts of all Unils Wahpcton North Dakota THE TEXAS COMPANY Eire Chief Gasoline. Havolinc ami golden motor oils (.ertifieil Lubrication Aviation Gasoline Pump At Science School Field Dakota Ave. at 7th St. IVI. 146 Meet your friemls at The Powder Puff Beauty Shoppe while having beauty work done Eel. 160 .? Dak. Ave. Richland County Oil Co. —COOPERATIVE— Phone 2 Plume 2 liulk Service Station Dakota Ave. at Milwaukee Tracks Wahpcton :—: N. Dak. Wahpeton Hospital COMPIAMESTARY Wahpcton Hospital M. Porter. Supt. Phone 101 Wahpcton. N. D. hint Your IIentity Troubles to t 's We extend to you the service of trained and experienced operators Wright Beauty Shop 102 D.ik. Ave. Eel. 100 PLEE-ZING PLEE-ZING is the top quality in food products put out by over 125 different manufacturers, distributed by over 60,000 Independent Grocers in 37 different states. The Manufacturers name appears on each item and is unconditionally guaranteed by him as well as by Leach Gamble Company who are their distributors in this territory. PLEE-ZING Food Products are sold on a ''Money-Back” guarantee. Call for PLEE-ZING” at your local Grocer. Leach Gamble Company Wahpeton, N. Dak. PLEE-ZING We Reminisce s wk go down tin home stretch of the big job. wc take a look hack. A problem confronted us when we began the work on the 1934 Agawasie, and with the realization of that problem came a determination to place a worthwhile annual in the hands of the 1934 Science students. However, wc early realized that the accomplishment of that aim would never Itccome a reality valuable aid given by a very large number of interested but for the parties. To give appreciation for the services rendered in making this year’s Agawasie is not an easy task. The number who contributed has been large indeed, and although the contributions of some may have been slight, they have supplied links in a continuous chain in which a single break would have imperiled success. To all members of the staff, we especially wish to express our appreciation. Although at times their work may have been slow in Coming in and coaxing may have at times been necessary, they have contributed more than any other single group to the completion of the Annual. To them much credit is due. To Mr. Satterlee we wish to offer our appreciation as well as our apology—appreciation of the many times he has willingly neglected other duties to aid u in bringing the publication of this Annual to a :uccc'sful conclusion. No person directly or indirectly connected with the Ayawasic has faced as great difficulties as has Mr. Satterlee. We beg to apologize for all the inconveniences wc have caused him. We also wish to thank .Mr. Currie for his cooperation. The difficulties that lie faced in correctly setting up that which was incorrectly submitted can not be over-estimated. To those students who have so willingly given their assistance from time to time in the performance of lesser duties, wc especially want to express our appreciation. Not being listed as members of the staff, there i no way in which they will receive that recognition which is justly theirs. Tltcir only reward can be a realization that they have contributed something vital to the completion of this work. The last look back has been taken. The 1934 Agawasie now goes into your hands. We hope that our efforts to produce an annual of which the students can be proud and one which can without shame take its place among many remarkable Annuals produced by other student bo lics of this school shall not have been in vain. —Tin. Editor. '
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