North Dakota State College of Science - Agawasie Yearbook (Wahpeton, ND)

Text from Pages 1 - 204 of the 1933 volume:

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A • . .r •vfY 'A-.'”’' V . j4 , v ' w f.'-v. ... •1 A v • . o r' ! ,.y , ' s • .T w r -’V Vi .' Reference Book This booh may be taken at 4:10 for overnight use. V V� v - -.Vii . -y-- THE AGAWASIE Nineteen Hundred Thirty-three FOREWORD GAWASiii, the Indian word connoting “Science suggests both the name of our school and the history of the time when the roving and carefree Sioux traversed the vast prairie that surrounds us. The Reel Race has passed on, leaving this rich Red River Valley to an even more adventurous carefree tribe, the exploits and activities of whom we strive to perpetuate by prose and picture in this Agawasie of ’33. CONTENTS BOOK ONE Administration Classes BOOK TWO Activities Departments Athletics BOOK THREE Features DEDICATION HE Staff takes pleasure in dedicating this 1933 Agawasie to Mr. Karl Larsson, professor in the Electrical Engineering department, in appreciation of the nine years’ work he has given in helping to promote the welfare of the State School of Science. Scenic North Dakota OR cuts of views representing scenic North Dakota, the Agawasic staff hereby expresses their gratitude to the Department of Agriculture and Labor, to the North Dakota State College, to the State Historical Department and to the Science School Print shop. We want the scenic values of our state to be more widely known. There arc many other sections of the country whose scenery is reckoned notable, not because it excels our own but because it has been more widely advertised. A great number of our citizens, poorly realizing the vastness and variety of our state, fail to appreciate the fact that we are not only rich in waving prairies and fruitful plains, but in hills, mountains, lakes and rivers—that as to woods even, there is enough forest-land in our supposedly unforcsted state to cover the whole area of some of the smaller eastern states. Nowhere on earth can be duplicated the grandly rugged formations in the Badlands. Consider that these adjoin the Black Hills of South Dakota and the foothills of the Rockies in Montana and Wyoming, and realize that you have in this section a wonderland, rich incidentally in historical association. Again, in contrast to this ruggedness, there arc the wooded shorts of the Big Missouri and other rivers, the quiet hilly, forest-clad beauty of the Turtle Mountains, and the attractive park systems of numerous towns and citks. Our space permits no more words on this subject, but perhaps we have said enough to suggest that our own citizens might raise the slogan. “See North Dakota First.” For the visitor who loves scenic beauty we have a great deal well worthy of his attention. THE AGAWASIE SciiNKS ON Klil) RlVIiK. WaHI'I-TON Picnic Grounds, Minot City Park THE AGAWASIE Old Settlers Park, Stu.mi ___ ■ THE AGAWASIE Bismarck Camp Firf. Girls at THE AGAWASIE Lake Isakel, Kidder Countv Lakh Mi-ticosiie ix the Turtle 5 THE AGAWASIE Bachelors Grove, Gra: THE AGAWASIE d Forks County North Dakota Lakes Pr( x ) ide Recreation -tr-.-rr-y qr' THE AGAWASIE Petrified Stumps, North Dakota Had Lands THE AGAWASIE Twelve Cabin Made of Petrified Stumps, Medora SCHOOL LIFE THE AGAWASIE =5 Thirteen . . . Administration THE AGAWASIE 5P • our teen Greetings from President Riley To Students of the State School of Science: It required a great deal of courage on the part of the Agawasie Staff to produce this year's Aga-wasie. At the opening of school in the fall they were met with discouragement on every side. They faced producing an annual with a probable income of about one-half the amount spint in former years and even this amount difficult to get. They were met with a problem of producing a creditable book with much less money to finance it. I feel that it has required more courage than any former annual staff faced to prepare and manage this annual, and it has also required much no re work because of the very nature of the problem. This annual would be a credit to the school in any year, but it is especially a credit to tins year’s staff and to the loyal support of the students attending school. Sincerely, President THE AGAWASIE Fifteen PRESIDENT E. F. RILEY Sixteen THE AGAWASIE The State Board N Bi.son S. uv ain, Chairman Laura B. Sanderson Robert M. Risiiwortii Arthur E. Thompson Superintendent of Public Instruction John Husky Commissioner of Agriculture and Labor Ernest G. Wanner Executive Secretary THE AGAWASIE Seventeen The State Board of Administration Koiikkt M. Rismwortii L.U'RA 15. S.ANUEKSON Nelson Sauvain. Chairman John Husky Autuuk E. Thompson THE AGAWASIE THE FACULTY Til KOIXJRA Al.I.liX Dean of IV omen History V. II. McMahon English J. C. McMillan Mary McClintock W.m. J. Cavanaugh Psychology Secretary-Registrar Dean of AI en-Science Alice Walton Peter V. Masica Grace Madden Stenography Commerce Office 'J'raining Donna M. Forkner Arthur M. Sampson Lilian Mirick Household Arts Aviation Librarian THE AGAWASIE = THE FACULTY 'inelee:i II. I . $ATTI;Rl.lili Erin ting W. A. CURRIE Einotyfie Ben II. Barnard (� . W. Haverty Karl Larsson Electricity Ass' I Siifit. Trades Electricity mul liul. Kay Linskey I‘ red K. Ranch Eari. Smith Radio Auto Electricity Auto Mechanics John M. Nkss Gottfried Anderson Patrick J. Hh.m.mer Machine Shofs Drafting anil An to Mechanics Estimating THE AGAWASIE tg-j ■J 'twenty THE FACULTY Kstiikr Sciii:i. J .any naycs w 'A K.- RI. W. IJUTB J thirties THE AGAWASIE . . . Classes THE AGAWASIE Ttvenly-tU'o The Class of 1933 Here’s to the Class of 1933 who in all activities, scholastic, social, and athletic, strove to reach the zenith where their work blazed forth for the glory of Science. With every wish that they may continue on their glorious way, ever upward, we bid them Goodbye with fond remembrances of this past school year. THE AGAWASIE Otto Vincent Ai.urkciit Seattle, Wash. (Electrical Trades) Electrical Club I. 2 .Men’s Chorus 1. 2 Orchestra 1. 2 Margaret I. Barker Cavalier. N. D. (Junior College Commercial) Girls’ (5lee Club I. 2 .Mixed Chorus 1 Sacajawca Club 1. 2 Agnwasic Stall 2 Library C lub 2 Ksteu.e Batmann Hnnkinson, N. D. (Junior College Commercial) Dramatic Club 1. 2 Oratorical Club 1. 2 Sacajuwea Club 1. 2 Junior College Club 1 Athletic Club 1 Ai gcst Y. Bf.cker Minneapolis. Minn. (Erinting Trades) Matrix Club 1. 2 Dakota Scientist Staff I THE AGAWASIE Twenty-four LEE B UN DICKSON Battle Lake, Minn. ( On m mere iul) Orchestra 1, 2 Junior College Club 2 Mykti.k Boa Grafton, N. D. (Junior College Commercial) Sacajawca Club I. 2 Dramatic Club I. 2 Basketball I Agawasie Stall 2 Girls' Chorus I Mixed Chorus 1 Wll.BCR O. Bocrassa St. John. N. D. (Junior College l. ectricnl) Electricnl Club I. 2 Rilie Club I. 2 Junior College Club 2 Baseball I. 2 Beatrice Brai n Wahpeton, N. I). ( J uni or College) Editor. Agawasic 2 Associate Editor. Agawasic 1 Dakota Scientist Staff I Who’s Who I. 2 Sacajawca Club I, 2 Junior College Club Secretary I Junior College Club President 2 Library Club I Dramatic Club I, 2 Kreach Club 2 Girls’ Chorus I. 2 Girls’ Sextette I. 2 Mixed Chorus I THE AGAWASIE Florence Best'll ing Wyndmcrc, N. I). (Junior College) Junior College Club I. 2 Sacajawea Club lk. 2 Library Club 2 Dramatic Club 2 (iirls‘ Glee Club 1, 2 Mixed Chorus I French Club 2 Oratorical Club I, 2 Dorothy Carlson lirecken ridge, Minn. ( Commercial) Girls’ (ilcc Club I. 2 Girls’ Sextette I. 2 Sacajawea Club I, 2 Dramatic Club I V A V A BlRNELI. YVabpeton, N. D. (Junior College) Sacajawea Club 1, 2 Dramatic Club I. 2 Library Club 2 Junior College Club I. 2 Girls’ Chorus I. 2 Orchestra I. 2 Oratorical Club Secretary 2 French Club Secretary 2 Accompanist Mens’ Chorus 2 1 Iarold Bl'RNSON YVahpeton. N. D. ( J uni or College) Junior College Club I, 2 French Club 2 THE AGAWASIE tn_i,, J 7 wenty-six Ann Carxky Morris, Minn. (Junior College Commercial) Sacajawca Club I, 2 Basketball 1 Junior College Club 1 Gerald Cass Brainerd. Minn. (Junior College Electrical) Agawasic Business Manager 2 Junior College Club Secretary 2 Electrical Club I. 2 Band 2 Cheer Leader 2 Frank Crrvknka Pisek. N. I). (Junior College Electrical) Kleetrical Club I. 2 Student Instructor 2 Mary MoCi.oskky McKenzie. N. D. ( Commercial) Sacajawca Club I. 2 THE AGAWASIE 7‘if. ty-fivrn Valeria Comstock Wahpeton, N. I). (Junior Collet e I Ionic Ec.) Saeajawea Club I. 2 Junior College Club I. 2 French Club 2 Snappy S. S. Club 2 1 1 AKOI.I) Dr PKI.MKIKR Oakes. N. D. (Junior Col!eye) Football I. 2 Track I. 2 “S Club 2 Men’s Chorus I. 2 Who’s Who I Student Cabinet 2 French Club 2 Junior College Club I. 2 Oratorical Club 2 William J. DrVall Valley City. N. D. (Electrical l rtales) Student Cabinet 2 S” Club I. 2 President “S” Club 2 Electrical Club I. 2 Who’s Who I. 2 Basketball I. 2 Margaret Klo Wahpeton, N. D. ( Commercial) (Jirls Chorus I. 2 (Jills' Sextette I. 2 .Mixed Quartette I, 2 Mixed Chorus I Sacajawca Club 1. 2 Who’s Who 2 Basketball I. 2 THE AGAWAS1E PlIOKBK KnGI'.X Wahpcton, N. I). (Junior College) Junior College Club 1. 2 Sacajawea Club 1. 2 Sacajawea Club Secretary 2 (lirls’ Chorus I, 2 Dramatic Club I. 2 French Club 2 Who’s Who 2 .Mixctl Chorus I Zki.da Hnociison Warwick. N. I). ( C o nun r rein ) Sacajawea Club I, 2 11 arc)i.n Gakp.k New Salem, N. I). ( Commercial) Who’s Who 2 Mack L. Gkokok Sarlcs. N. I). (I rin in 7 'r(tiles) Baseball I, 2 Track 2 Football 2 Matrix Club I. 2 Dakota Scientist StalY I THE AGAWASIE Twenty-nine Woodrow Glknny Waiibay, S. 1). ( Electrical Trades) Electrical Club I. 2 Donald V. Gi.op.gk Ashley, N. D. (College Printing-Journalism) Matrix Club 2.3 School Orchestra I. 2. 3 Mechanics Club I Junior College Club I Dakota Scientist Staff 2 Ralhi M. Gran Campbell, Minn. (Junior College Electrical) Electrical Club I, 2 Junior College Club 2 Men’s Chorus 2 Jack Jj� . 11 ami lion Duluth, Minn. ( Com mercial) Football I. 2 “S Club 2. 3 “S Club Vice President 3 Agawasic Staff 2 Scientist Staff 2 Orchestra I, 2 Rifle Club 2 Junior College Club I. 2, 3 Student Cabinet 3 Graduate Aviation Engineering Course 2 Senior Class Play 2 Thirty THE AGAWASIE r I I KKKKKT I lAXSKN Mand;m, N. I). (Junior College Electrical) Rifle Club I Klcctricnl Club I. 2 Erwin I-Iaseltink 'I'luindcr Hawk. S. I). (I iollege Printing-J ounmtism) .Matrix Club I, 2 Rifle Club I Dakota Scientist Staff I, 2 Aki mi k R. I-Iilliskki; New Kffington. S. D. (Printing Tratles) Matrix Club I. 2 Dakota Scientist Staff 1 C: RL MOLVICK Brainerd, Minn. (Junior College Architecture) Scientist Staff 2 Agawasic Art Staff 2 Junior College Club I. 2 Junior College Club President 1 Rifle Club I. 2 Cheerleader I, 2 Architectural Club I, 2 Band 2 THE AGAWASIE -LEI 7 liiriy-oue L I IKLKNK 1IUGIIKS Little Falls. Minn. (Junior College Commercial) Girls’ Chorus 1 Junior College Cluh 1 Sacajawca Club 1. 2 Sacajawca Club Vice-President 2 Who’s Who 2 Girls’ Basketball 1, 2 Dakota Scientist StJatf 2 Angku:i:n Jacobson VVahpcton, N. D. ( Commercial) Sacajawca Club 1, 2 Alyce Johnson Abercrombie, N. D. (Com men ial) (iirls’ Glee Club I, 2 Mixed Chorus I Sacajawca Club 1. 2 Melvin I Johnson Galchutt, N. D. (Junior College) N. D. State 1 Oratorical Club 2 Junior College Club 2 THE AGAWASIE r Thirty-two Nora Johnson' Abercrombie. N. I). (Trintint 'Trades) Matrix Club i. 2 Dakota Scientist Staff I Ki.aine Jones VVahpcton. N. D. (Hitjli School) Sacajawca Club 1 Wesi.kv Knaolb Ipswich, S. D. ( (i oil eye rinliuy-Joiininlis n) Engineering Club I Oratorical Club I, 2 Junior College Club I. 2 .Matrix Club I. 2 Rifle Club 2 Cheerleader 2 Mens’ Quartette 2 Mixed Quartette I, 2 Mens’ Chorus I, 2 Mixed Chorus I Baseball I Agawasie Staff 2 Dakota Scientist Staff I, 2 I'lRMIN M. KrAKER VVahpcton, N. D. (Junior doll eye lAectrical) Electrical Club I, 2 Rifle Club 2 THE AGAWASIE Thirty-three William Rri:egek Lehr, N. I). (Aviation Trades) Aviation Club 1, 2 La Mont Lee Lidgerwood, N. D. (Junior College) Football 2 Mens Chorus I, 2 Junior College Club 1, 2 Oratorical Club 1, 2 Who’s Who 2 “S Club 2 Mixed Chorus 1 Orchestra 1 Baseball 1 Bobcats I, 2 ANNAKELI.E L. LITCHFIELD (Jwinner. N. D. ( Commercial) Sacajawea Club I. 2 Myloe J. Lob erg Stanley, N. D. (Trialing Trades) Matrix Club I. 2 Matrix Club Scribe 1 Scientist Staff I, 2 • THE AGAWASIE Thirty-four Will vs Lord Wahpeton, N. I). (Junior College) I conch Club 2 junior College Club I Junior College Club Treasurer 2 Agawasic Staff 2 Oratorical Club 2 Willkrt Man ski-; Tyler, N. I). ( Cummer dul) .Men’s Chorus 1 .Men’s Quartette I Fkknk L. Matiiiku Langdon, N. I). (I rinling Trades) (Jills' Chorus I, 2 Matrix Club I. 2 Dakota Scientist Staff 1 Neil K. Miller Mccla, S. D. ( College Vr in ting-J onrnalism ) Who’s Who 2 Assistant Editor Scientist 2 Orchestra 1. 2 Mens’ Chorus I, 2 Mixed Chorus 1 Rifle Club 2 Cheerleader 2 Hand 2 Junior College Club I, 2 Matrix Club I. 2 Matrix Club President 2 THE AGAWASIE Thirty-five Kosklla M. Mi lli;r Tyler. N. D. (High School) Snappy S. S. Club I Sacajawca Club I Junior College Club I Gkralmnk R. Morris Wahpeton, N. D. (Junior College) Junior College Club 1. 2 Mixed Chorus 1 (iirls’ Glee Club I, 2 Who's Who 1 Sacajawca Club I, 2 Library Club 2 French Club 2 {1 Kkrmit NoULIi Wahpeton, N. I). ( Commercial) Gkorgr A. Norwood Milnor, N. I). (Junior College Electrical) President Student Cabinet 2 Who’s Who 2 “S” Club I. 2 Secret ary-Treasurer “S” Club 2 Football I. 2 Basketball 2 Baseball I Fleetrical Club I, 2 Fleetrical Club Vice-President 2 Junior College Club I, 2 THE AGAWASIE 'Thirty-six Wilma Olson Wahpetou, N. D. (Junior College) Sacajawea Club I. 2 Library Club I. 2 Dramatic Club I. 2 Dramatic Club Pres. 2 Agawasic Staff 1 Girls' Chorus I, 2 Girls’ Sextette I, 2 Who’s Who 2 French Club 2 .Mixed Chorus I Maynard C. Olstad Rutland, N. D. (College Printing ]ournalisnt) Rillc Club I Matrix Club I. 2 Dakota Scientist Staff 1 Ervin G. Pf.m;rson Devils Lake, N. D. (Electrical Trades) ICIcctiic.il Club I, 2 Gordon Peterson B reckon ridge, .Minn. (Junior College) Football I. 2 Basketball I. 2 French Club 2 S’ Club I. 2 Who’s Who 2 Junior College Club 1, 2 THE AGAWASIE Thirty-seven Donald Pram. Fairmount, N. D. ( CoiHincrcial) William Quink Wahpcton. N. I). (Drafting ami Estimating) Architectural Chib 1, 2 Bknnakd G. Ratzi.aff Jamestown. N. I). ( ('.run me r rial) “S” Club I. 2. 3 Football I. 2. 3 Capt. Football 3 basketball 1. 2. 3 Captain Basketball 2 Baseball 1, 2. 3 Commercial Club 2. 3 Junior College Club I Margaret Rick Brcckcnriclgc, Minn. (Junior College) Girls' Glee Club 2 Sacajawca Club 1. 2 Orchestra I. 2 French Club 2 Dramatic Club 2 Junior College Club I. 2 THE AGAWASIE F Thirty-eight Y Klsie Schmid Beulah, N. D. (Printing Tmiles) Kditor Dakota Scientist 2 Matrix Club 1. 2 Sacajawea Club I, 2 Dramatic Club 2 Library Club 2 Frki Schwa i.km Brcckcnridgc. Minn. ( Commercial) Agawasic Staff 2 All-Senior President 2 Ki.kanork Skikkr Wahpcton. N. D. (Junior College) Junior College Club I. 2 Sacajawea Club I. 2 Library Club 2 Dramatic Club I. 2 Girls’ Chorus 2 French Club 2 Clarknci: Ski.kp.kc Velva. N. D. (Aviation Trades) Aviation Club 1. 2 Asst. Bus. Mgr. Agnwasie 2 THE AGAWASIE ’I'liirty-nine I IA KOI. I) SlKWKKnSKX Brockenridge, Minn. ( Commercial) Hal Simon Klhowoods. X. I). (Electrical ’Erotics) Electrical Club I, 2 Mii.dkkd H. Simonskn Wahpcton, N. I). (Junior College) Snappy S. S. Club 2 Junior College Club 1. 2 Sacajawca Club 1. 2 Hollis Soknkss Colfax, N. D. ( Commercial) Forty THE AGAWASIE LliVI SOKNESS Colfax, N. I). ( Commercial) Baseball I. 2 William Sykora Brcckcn ridge, Minn. (Jimior Collate) Football 2 Cir. .Mgr. Agawasic 2 French Club 2 Junior College Club I, 2 Rifle Club 1 Oratorical Club I. 2 “S” Club 2 Richard Tharp Cedar Falls. Iowa ( Electrical 'I'rtitles) Fleetrical Club I, 2 Artiicr Tin:is Park Rapids, Minn. (Electrical Trtules) Fleet rical Club I. 2 THE AGAWASIE Carol Tvgkson Annaiulalc. Minn. (I rinlint Trades) Matrix Clnl I. 2 Girls’ Chorus I. 2 Mixed Chorus I Sacajawca Club 1. 2 Sacajawca Club Scribe 2 Scientist Staff I Basketball I Joseph VliRTINT 15 reckon ridge, Minn. ( Com mere ini) Mary Weber McClusky, N. I). (Junior College Commercial) Oratorical Club I Sacajawca Club I. 2 Ciirls’ Chorus I. 2 Dramatic Club 2 Library Club 2 Junior College Club 2 Forty-two THE AGAWASIE L. VII.I.A WlEBIiR Lidgcrwood, N. D. ( Commercial) Sacajawca Club I. 2 Sacajawca Club 'Proas. 2 Girls- Basketball I. 2 Basketball Capt. I Pros. Athletic Club ’ Iona Williams Wahpcton, N. D. ( Commercial) Sacajawca Club 1, 2 Dramatic Club I. 2 Junior College Club I Oratorical Club 1 Who’s Who I Agawasic Staff 1. 2 Dakota Scientist Staff 2 Georg k W. Vaiin Larson, N. I). (Electrical Era ties ) ICIcctrical Chib 1. 2 THE AGAWASIE I'nriY-fhrt'c Roll of Students Aamoth, Milton R., Makoti N. I). Aasen. Clarence L.. Oakes, N. I). Albrecht. Otto V.. Seattle Wash. Alleiuler. Leo. Cass Lake. Mino. Andersen Kathrvn F.. Manslmro, N. I). Andersen. Morris. Wahpeton. N. I). Anderson. Wilbur, Fargo, N. I). Anderten. Irwin W.. Lidgevwood. N. I). Arnt .en, Adeline. Wahpeton. N. IX Arnt .en. Roy M.. Wahpeton. N. I). Arpan. Allt.n R„ La Plante S. I). Axcn. Vincent C. N.. McCanna. N. IX Babbitt. Edwin I).. Wahpeton, N. I). Baekstmm. Purcell J.. Maddock N. I). Packer. Margaret I.. Cavalier. N. IX Bagstad. Orville P.. McIntosh Minn. Hailey. Harvey K.. Kolia, N. O. Hailey. John A., Wahpeton. N. 1). Hakken. Joseph E., Situs. N. I). Baldau f. Evelyn, Wahpeton. N. I). Hallard. Joyce. Fairmount. N. I). Harnaid. Janet R.. Wahpeton. N. O. Harta, Mary C.. Kllcndale. N. 1). Hartunek. Alfred. Lidgenvood. N. P. Haumann, Estelle M.. Ilankinsoi;. N. I). Hean, Koscoc H.. Douglas, Wyo. Hcaudio. Allan A.. Kent. Minn. Bechtel. Mvlvin W„ Great Hend. N. I). Hooker. August W.. Minneapolis Hecson. Ralph II., Wahpeton N. I). Bellamy. Russell J.. Drayton. N. D. Beltman. Phillip. 'Power City, N. I). Hendickson. Lee. Hattie Lake. Minn. Hcrrsford. Alyce, H reckon ridge. Minn. Herg. Everett C.. Perth. N. D. Berft Wilhelm C.. Portland. N. D. Hergerstm Clarence. Loraine, N. I). Hcrntson, Chester (J.. Parshall, N. I). Hertsch, Theodore. Ashley. N. P. Beyer, Leo A.. Buchanan. N. P. Biggs. Charles Hankinson, N. I). Bjornstad Edward A.. Endcrlin, N. I). Bjornstad. Neil V., Enderlin, N. I). Boa. Myrtle P. Grafton. N. I). Boelkc. Cyril. 'Evler, N. P. Boise. Hugh. Wahpeton, N. P. Homhotr, Raymond Wheaton. Minn, t.mirassa. Wilbur ().. Sr. John, N. P. Brant. Scott II.. Bismarck. N. D., Braun. Beatrice M.. Wahpeton. N. P. Buchholt . Howard. St. 'Ehomas. N. I). Eumcll Wava, Wahpeton, N. I). Hurnson. Harold, Wahpeton, N. I). Husching Florence. VVyndmcre, N. P. Huus. Edward H.. Hreckenridge. Minn. Carlson. Dorothy J.. Breckcnridgc. Minn. Carlson, Winfred A., (ialchutt. N. P. Carney. Ann I.. Morris. Minn. Carpenter, Edna F.. Hope. N. I). Carr Byron 1 . Gascoyne. N. I). Carson, John L.. Chaseley. N. I). Cass. Gerald. Brainerd. Minn. Cervenka. Frank Jr.. Pisck. N. 1). (_hada. Mary L.. Havana. N. I). Chada. Walter J.. Havana. N. I). Lhapmann. Lilly Am . Armour. S. P. Cikanek, Elaine. Hreckenridge, Minn. Coad. Walter. Minot. N. I). Comstock. Valeria, Wahpeton. N. I). Cooper. Ross L. Eairmmmt. X. D. Coney. Garner W„ Makoti, N. P. Covert, Ralph Calvin. N. P. Cox. Walker E.. Wahpeton. N. P. Crawford. Ardis J.. Fairmount. N. D. I) ad a. Eleanor I).. Forman. N. I). Pagel Daisy IX. Wahpeton. N. I). IX.hlgrcn. Agnes IL. Wahpeton. N. D. Daniels. Clconc A. Forman, N. I). Darkenwold. Herbert. Wimbledon. N. D. Davis Darrell V., Flasher. N. D. Davis. Gordon A.. Turtle Lake, N. D. Davis, John C.. Bismarck. N. I). Davis. William E.. Wahpeton. N. D. Davy. Sidney J.. Antler. N. D. Day. Herman E., Medina. N. IX Deissler. John K.. Wahpeton, N. D. Demchuk. Mary R.. Butte. N. D. DcMesy. Charles. Dwight. N. I). Denison. Gladys E.. Beltrami. Minn. Derick son, Forrest G. Ortonville. Minn. Doleshv Robert A.. Brushvalc. Minn. Douglass. Orville S.. Fairmount. N. D. Dufelmcier, Harold IL. Oakes. N. I). Dundon, Warren J.. Wahpeton, N. D. Durkee. Lyle B.. Fairmount, N. D. DuVall William |.. lamestown. N. P. Kckes. Alfred E. Wahpeton, N. P. THE AGAWASIE r Forty-four Eckcs, Raymond N., Wahpcton. N. D. Elo Margaret, Wahpcton, N. I). Engcn. Phoebe A.. Wahpcton, N. I). Enochson, Zelda L.. Warwick. N. I). Erickson. Margaret H., Wahpcton. N. d. Eeldick, Walter K.. (irnce City. N. I ). Eicld, George W.. Wahpcton, N. I). Field. Marion J., Wahpcton. N. I). Fish, Harold L., Lawton. N. I). Fisher, James, Wahpcton. N. I). Fisher. Paul. Wilton. N. I). Flaa, Joseph, Wahpcton, N. D. Flynn. Tom J., Brcckenridge. Minn. Forman, Ervin, Wahpcton, N. I). Forrest. Bennie. Jamestown. N. I). Frankfurth. Otto R., Wahpcton, N. D. Franks, Sanford M„ Beliield. N. I). Frccmark, Irene M„ Breckinridge. Minn. Freitag Carl. Max. N. I). Frodohl, Gerald A.. Good ridge. Minn. Frost. Chester L., McVillc. N. 1). Fuller, Fred F., Rhamc. N. 1). Cache, Harold. New Salem) N. I). Gacnz, John W., Dickey, N. D. George. Mack L., Sarlcs. N. D. Glcnny, Woodrow. Waubay, S. D. Glocgc. Donald V.. Ashley, N. D. Goucke. Kenneth J., Lawton, N. I). Gran, Ralph M., Campbell, Minn. Granbois. Florence, Halbrite, Sas-kachcwan. Canada Grill. Werner, Streeter, N. D. Gullickson, Lyle N., Wyndmcrc, N. D. Graves, Malcolm. Glendive. Mont. Greiner, Reinold. Hancock. Minn. Gronbcck, Millard J.. Henning, Minn. Gemhcrling. Merrill, Epping. N. D. Hamilton, Jack E., Duluth, Minn. Hamilton. Reid B.. Clarksville, Iowa Hampson. John R.. Orisk.a. N. D. Halvorson, Ort, Wahpcton. N. D. Handy. Woodrow W„ Oakes, N. D. Hansen, Herbert F... M and an, N. D. Hanson. Deota R.. Wahpcton; N. D. Hanson, Gilmour B, Glover, N. I). Harles. Peter P.. Lidgerwood. N. D. Harris. Ardcll L.. Endcrlin. N. D. Harris-. Harold E., Fargo, N D. Iiascltinc, Erwin E., Thunder Hawk. S. D. Hawes, Donald B.. Wahpcton, N. D. Hefty, Joseph B., Walcott. N. D. Held. Henry E.. Bixhee. N. D. Hcglie, Arthur F... Walcott. N. D. Hess. Clare W.. Noonan N. D. Hillherg. Arthur R.. New Effmgton. S. D. Hoffman. John I)., Cogswell. N. D. Hokcnson, Lilas L.. Hettinger, N. D. Ilolen. Mabel A.. Leyden, N. D. Holland. Clarence E., Ray, N. D. Holmes, Vivian E.. Brcckenridge. Holmgren, George A.. Brcckenridge. Holmgren, William K., Brcckenridge. Holtcr, Norinc F., Hatton N D. Holvick, Carl A., Brainerd. Minn. Howe, Olaf L., Conway. N. D. Hughes, Helene, Little Falls, Minn. Hutton, Otto, Lidgerwood. N. D. Iseaelson, Ernest J.. Christine. N. D. Jacobsen. Angelren E., Wahpeton. Jenum. Leah R.. Moo re ton. N. D. Johnson. Alycc, Wahpeton. N. I). Johnson, Carl R.. Watford City. N. D. Johnson. Clifford ()., Wahpeton, N. D. lolmson. Horace C.. Abercrombie, N. I). Johnson. James A.. Christine, N. D. Johnson,. J. Dean, Henning, Minn. Johnson, Melvin P.. Wahpcton, N. I). Johnson. Nora P.. Abercrombie. N. D. Johnson, Oscar G., Towner. N. D. Johnson. Stanley L.. .Mohall. N. D. Jones, Elaine I'., Wahpeton. N. D. Jones. Forrest. Buthold. N. D. Jones. Harley. Parshall, N D. Jones-. Ralph A.. Wahpeton. N. D. Jones. William. Elbowoods, N. D. Knudson, Clifford N., Rugby, N. D. Kohl. Frank. Lefov. N. I). Karst. William, Wahpcton, X. D. Keating. Dorothy C.. Wahpcton, N. I). Keith. John D.. Morgan. Minn. Keller, Robert. Sherwood. N. D. Kinn, Rose M., Wahpeton. N. D. Kirmis. CVrl. Lisbon. N. D. Kiessing, Charles D., Galesburg. N D. Klosterman. Wilma M.. Wahpeton. Kline. Harry J., Antler. N. D. Knadlc. Wesley .VL, Ipswich, S. D. Kclinke, Helen. Wahpeton. N. I). Kohnke, Wilbur E., Wahpeton. N D. Kolberg Ole I . Pettibone, N. D. Kosck, Ethel E., Wahpcton, N. I). Kraker. Firmin M., Wahpeton. N. D. Kraker, Luclla. Wahpeton, N. I). Krueger, William F.. Lehi, N. I). Krueger, Gordon W.. Wheatand. Kunkle. Richard II., Nowlin S. D. Lane, Wendell K., I.oma, N. D. THE AGAWASIE I.arson. Arnold F... Dunn Center N. D. Liar son. Clayton A.. Dwight, N. D. Larson. Leonard G., Golden Valley N. D. Larson. Ralph II.. Tenney, .Minn. Lasham. Alfred C.. Larimore. N. I). Law, Donald I .. Wimbledon, N. D. LeClair, Arthur V.. Bathgate, N. D. Lee. La.Mont C.. Lidgerwood, N. D. Lcrom, Howard W., Buxton, N. D. Light? Oliver, Center, N. I). Linden berg Norman, Wnhpcton, N. D. Linstrom, Charles, Brcckcnridge. Litchfield. Annabcllc, Gwinner, N. D. I.oberg, Myloe J.. Stanley, N. D. Lockrcm. Bonnard J.. Harvey, N. D. Lord, Willis E.. Wahpeton, N. D. .Maas, Arnold. Hankinson, N. D. Madsen, Chrise, Roshoh, S. D. Malm. Howard, Brown's Valley. Minn. Manske, Willcrt II., Tyler. N. D. Mathews, Alfred B., Brccken ridge Minn. Mathicu. Kerne L., Langdon, N. D. Matteson, Robert, Rosholr. N. D. Mattison, Robert, Brookings. S. D. Maxwell. Cicorgo. Sykes ton. N. D. Mayer, Donald J., Wahpeton, N. D. McCarty. Harvey. Superior, Wis. McCloskcy. Mary. McKcn .ie. N. D. McDougall. Colin, Moo re ton, N. D. McGinnis, Thomas, Silvcrlcaf, N. I). McKnight, Betty, Wahpeton, N. D. McManus Anne H., Casselton, N. I). McNivcr, Donald A., Groten, S. D. Mcchler, Colette J„ Minot, N. D. Mchl, Bernard C.. Brcckcnridge, Minn. Merchant. Mary Jo. Wahpeton. N. D. Miller. Helen (i.. Brccknridge, Minn. Miller. Neil K., Ilccla, S. D. Miller. Rosclla M„ Tylcrt N. D. Mittktg, Vilas K„ Hankinson. N. D. Moist re. Raymond, Fergus Kails, Minn. Monson. Dorothy, Sanborn, N. D. Moravit ., Jack M.. Dickinson, N. D. Morris, Coleman, Wahpeton, N. D. Morris, Geraldine, Wahpeton, N. D. Morris, Mercedes, Wahpeton, N. D. Muske, Gladys C., Wahpeton, N. D. Nash, Joseph M., Devils Lake. N. D. Nciscss, Claron, Wahpeton, N. D. Nelson, Niomi L, Mohall, N. I). Nesheim, Halvor B., Epworth, N. D. Ness. Marghret K... Wahpeton, N. D. Nickisch, Florence. Wishek, N. D. Noble, Kermit, Wahpeton, N. D. Noltc, Alvin A.. Ilcbroiu N. D. Norwood, George A., Milnor. N. D. Novclcskc, Klsyc, Butte. N. D. Nyc, Warren K„ Medina, N. D. Nvgaard. Maurice J Edinburg. N. D. O'Donnell, Kenneth L., Wahpeton, N. D. O’Neil. Thomas K.. Verona, N. D. Olson, Verna E., Battle View. N. D. Olson, Wilma A.. Wahpeton. N. D. Olstad, Maynard, Rutland, N. D. Parkinson. Edward, Devils Lake, N. D. Parsons, Chester $.. Fessenden, N. D. Parsons. James A.. Fessenden, N. D. Pederson, Ervin G., Devils Lake N. D. Peterson. Chns. C.. Brcckcnridge,Minn. Peterson, Esther, Wahpeton. N. D. Peterson. Gordon, Brcckcnridge. Minn. Petterson, Nina E., Hankinson. N. D. Pettis Perry E., Hannah, N. D. Pokorny, Mary D-. Wyndmere, N. D. Prall, Donald E.. Kairmount, N. I). Prihoda, Agnes M„ Wahpeton, N. I). Quine, Everette J., Wahpeton N. D. Quine. William Wahpeton. N. D. Rah'ak. John, Kairmount, N. D. Radeke. Leonard A., Brcckcnridge. Minn. Radkc, Luverne II., Wimbledon, N. D. Radkc, W. Anton. Brcckcnridge, Minn. Ragustf Lticilc. Wahpeton, N. D. Rat .la ft, Bonnard (� ., lamcstown, N. D. Remhohlr. Ernest. Streeter, N. D. Renner, Frank J„ St. Anthony, N. D. Revolts, Virginia (i.. Campbell.. Minn. Rice. Margarcr. Brcckcnridge, Minn. Rife. Orrin C , Wahpeton. N. D. Riley. Betty. Wahpeton. N. D. Rolfson, Marsclitis. Watford City N. D. Ross. Philip. Fisher. N. D. Rowe. Harold, Ray. N. D. Rtistad. Bernice. Wahpeton, N. D. Rytkonen, Wilmcr. N. Y. Mills, Minn. Sahr, James A„ Balfour, N. D. Sahlccn. Archie V. Blaisdcl, N. D. Sandakcr, Orville W., Finley, N. D. Scharf, Charles, Golden Valley, N. D. Schmid, Elsie A.. Beulah, N. D. Schmicss. Alex A. Munich, N. D. Schmitt, Ray, Wahpeton, N. D. THE AGAWASIE Schmitt'. Hilary. Wahpeton, N. D. Schncnhoriv Ferae. Hreckonritljic, Minn Schott. Mary AL. Breckcnridge, Minn. Schrichcr. Alvin J., Wahpeton. N. D. Schultz. Robert A.. Tappin. N. I). Schwalcn, Fred, Breckcnridge, Minn. Score. John. Colfax. N. I). Scribner. Lois H.. Hankinson, N. D. Seifert. Kleanor H„ Wahpeton, N. I). Seine. Victor. Pelican Rapids, Minn. Sclhcrg. Clarence M.. Velva, N. D. Sell a ml. (irace K., Wyndmere, N. I). Severn, Francis E.. Jamestown. N. I). Shaffer. Zvlpha I.. Rock Lake, N. 1). Shaw. Lowell II.. Karp), N. I). Siewerdsen. Harold H., IIreekenridge, Minn. Sikorske. Clell. Fairmomit, N. I). Simon, Hal. Elhowoods, N. I). Simonsen. Mildred II.. Wahpeton. N. I). Sletting, Adeline, Fairniotmth N. I). Smith. Clayton A.. Wahpeton, N. D. Suderberg, Robert W., Wheaton, Minn. Sokness, Holl:s W.. Colfax, N. I). Sokness. Levi, Colfax. N. I). Soreide. Louis, Quinn. S. I). Sorenson, Robert I ., Filigree. N. I). Stanglcr. Frank A.. Fingal, N. I). Starr. W. K., 'Power City, N. I). Stiles, John M., Fort Yates, N. I). Stock, Marion A., Hankinson. N. I). Stoeckel James L.. Almont, N. I). Stuckey. Altha Wyndmere. N. I). Sullivan, Neal R.. New England, N. I). Sullivan, Ronald N., St. Paul, Minn. Sunby. Beatrice A., Enderlin. N. I). Swenson, Carl I'., Wahpeton N. I). Sykora, C. William, II rcckcn ridge, AI inn. 1 harp. Richard F„ Cedar Falls. Iowa I lie’s, Arthur R., Park Rapids. Minn. Thingstad, Irvin, Minot. N. D. 'Phocn, Ncls, Fergus Falls, Minn. Thompson, Bclovd K., Spring Brook, N. D. 'Phulc. Morris .VI., Lclti, N. I). Thurston,. Frederick AL. Heaton, N. L). 'Pimpe. Nicholas II.. Almont. N. I). 'Primner, Eva AL. Wyndmere. N. I). 'Primner, Helen E.. Wyndmere, N. I). 'Pise, Gerald F., Cnssclton, N. I). Tripp. Vivane ().. Pettihone, N. I). 'Fwilliog William IE. Elhowoods. N. 1). Tvgeson. Carol G.. Annamlalc. A linn. Umbreit. Loren, Great Bend. N. I). Upshaw. William, Pierre. S. I). Vertin. Joe, Breckcnridge, Minn. Wallner. Evelyn AL, Enderlin, N. I). Washburn, Annis L.. Crookston, A linn. Weber. Mary, AlcClusky. N. D. VVenker. Leon b . Columhus. N. I). Westphal. Everett A.. Wahpeton, N. I). Whitaker. Kenneth I)., Dunn Center. N. I). Whitney, Russell 'I .. Cogswell. N. I). Wicks, George H., Jamestown, N. I). Wiehcr. Lavilla, Lidgerwood N. D. YViehcr. Wesley ().. Lidgerwood, N. I). Williams Iona 'I ., Wahpeton N. I). Wilson. George AL. Granite Falls, Minn. Winkcl Adrian P., Breckcnridge, Minn. Winthcr. Aksel, Dwight. N. D. Winthcr, Alelvin. Dwight, N. D. Wold, tester, Dwight-. N. D. Wold, Vernoiv Dwight, N. D. Wolf, David A., Wahpeton, N. D. Wolfe, Gilbert CL, Wahpeton. N. D. Woodbury, Herbert. Carson, N. I). Wright. Dale J.. Chevy Chase. A'ld. Wright. Harold ll„ Antler, N. D. Ynlin, George W.. Larson. N. D. Zacrep, William, Williston, N. D. Zander, Willie, (Miss) Hankinson, N. I). Zimmermann, Rodger I)., Breek-ridge, Minn. Zuhcr. John V., Fessenden, N. D. THE AGAWASIE Fvrly-sevi-n . . . Organizations I'orty-eighl THE AGAWASIE The 1933 Agawasie State School of Science Wahpeton, N. D. Beatrice Braun. Editor Gerald Cass, Bus. Mgr. C. Wm. Sykora, Circ. Mgr. Gordon Peterson, Candy Store Mgr. Planning, preparing, and publishing the 1933 Agawasie constitutes a trilogy of events which has meant happiness and experience to me. I wish to sincerely thank everyone who has aided in this enterprise. I hope this book means as much to you as it does to me. The work and memories connected with it will live in my mind forever. May it do so in yours. Z Ls A pleasurable memory of the Agawasie has been imprinted on my mind by the collection of fees and the assistance I have rendered in publishing this book. Repetition in solicitations has meapt $upce$$ I wish to thank the students for their generous patronage of the candy store; and to the attendants, I wish to express my sincere appreciation for their assistance. The store was sponsored by the Agawasie, and the profits helped finance the book. THE AGAWASIE For tv-ninc C. William. Sykoret CIRCULATION MANAGER Gordon. Peterson, CANDY STORE MANAGER Beatrice Br un. E O I TOR. Gerald C ss BUSINESS MANAGER THE AGAWASIE The Agawasie Staff Beatrice Brai n lulitor Gerald Cass - Business Manager C. William Svkora Circulat on Manager Gordon Peterson Candy Store Manager Marion Stock - Organizations lulitor Iona Wii.i.iams - Activities Julitor R o i k ; e k Z i m m e k m a n n Athletics lulitor Clare Hi:ss - Departments lulitor James Fisher Humor Julitor Warren l)rnih n - Assistant I lumor lulitor William Zacrki - Art Stall Supervisor 1 Iowaki) Bcciiiiolt . - Art Stall (iladys Denison Art Staff Carl 1 Iolvick - Art Staff Catherine Baria Art Stall Margaret Barker - Stenographer Myrtle Boa - Stenographer Fred Sciiwalen Collector Wesley Knadi.e - Collector San lord I-ranks Collector Willys Lord - - - - Collector The Staff this year was, in composition, a little different from the ordinary yearbook Staff. There were three divisions: the staff which composed the book under the direction of the editor, Beatrice Braun, with the financial part well administered by Gerald Cass and assistant; the group under William Zacrcp’s supervision who hand tinted the division pages; and the fellows under the capable direction of William Sykora who helped make the book possible by collecting the subscription fees from the students. Not a little bit of assistance did Step Inn, the candy store, render, which under Gordon Peterson's management helped finance the book. Students acted as storekeepers, giving their services gratis- The three groups functioned as one unit in working to publish the 19.33 Agawasic, and the Staff, all together, wish to thank the students, business men, the school, Step Inn attendents, and the faculty for the very helpful assistance which they have given and which has made the book possible. l'ifty-two THE AGAWASIE Student Cabinet I lie Student Cabinet was the factor by which the student body, through their representatives governed school affairs. The Cabinet managed all school activities of the year, appointed the editors of school publications and approved the selection of athletic manager- 1 he personnel ol the Cabinet was made up of representative students from the various departments of the school. These students were elected at the beginning of the year by the members of their respective departments with the exception of the Long-Term Trades representative who was elected at the beginning of the Winter Term. President Riley directed and advised the Cabinet. Gkokuk Norwood, Electrical, President Jack. Hamilton, Commerce Harold Dufblmkikk, Junior College William DcVall, Trades Everktt Berg, Long-Winter Term THE AGAWASIE Student Cabinet George Norwood President II.NROI.I) Dl't'RI.MKIER . un: or College VI I.LIAM Di’YaI.I. Trades Jack Hamilton Commerce Everett Hero I.oiii Term 'Trades Pres. K. K. Rii.kv Ex-Ollicio Member r5 if y-foiir THE AGAWASIE Scientist Staff Hack row: Coney. Lane. Ilolvick. Dilution Htss Front row: Haseltine. Williams. Sehmitl, Miller. Rmulle rhe Dakota Scientist is a weekly newspaper printed by the students of the State School of Science who are enrolled in the Printing Department. These students and reporters from the various departments published the paper under the supervision of a student editor and an assistant editor. This paper gave printing and journalism students actual newspaper experience Kditor............... Assistant Kditor .... Commercial........... Second Year Fleet rival First Year Kleetrieal . Aviation............. Junior College....... Science.............. Printing............. Architecture......... Machine Shop......... Auto-Mechanics....... Music................ . . . . Ki.siic Scm.mii . . . . Ni-.ii. Millkr . Ionk Williams .... Warrfn Nyf .....Clark 1 Iksa . Sanford Frank .. 1 Iklkn I I ugh ns Warrkn Dunoon Krwin Haskltink . . Carl 1 Ioi.vick. , .. Garnkr Couky Frank Stranoi.fr . WliSLKY KnADLF THE AGAWASIE I'ifty-lr. r -[ f nst row: Sullivan. Maas. I 'isli. Cl ran. Larson. Ourkoc. I.cc. I'.ngon, Xrss, Burnell. Sunhy. Comstock, Miller. Fiickson I 'ourcli row: Johns n, An’.t .ui Zuher. Dufclnuior, Merchant. Rico, Bcrcsfoul, McKnight. Mechler. Kahak. I)e Mesy. Flynn, Halvorson ' Fluid row: Field. Burr.son, Wilson, Miller, Bourassa. Pokornv. Kcsek. 'Frimner. Washburn. Barnard. 'Frimner Stuckey, Nelson. Chada. Sleuino. Second row: Sorenson, Field, Norwood Riley. Barta, Morris. Anderson. Olson, Buschin;'. Seifert. Weber. Siiv.onsen. Crawford, Ballard Front row: Wold, kudke. Kradlc. Ilolvick. Braun. MuSac. Lord. Cass. Ben-dickson. Forman Winkcl. Sykora. Zander. Mr. McM1 llan The Junior College Club, under the supervision of Mr. Me Millan, was one of the most active clubs on the campus. Any student was eligible for membership if he were enrolled for three college subjects. Monthly meetings were held, (Ik business meeting being followed by card playing, dancing, and lunch. besides these meetings a picnic at the lakes was sponsored by the club this year. The officers of the club were: Beatrice Braun, president: Gladys Muskc, vice-president; Willis Lord, treasurer; Gerald Cass, secretary. Junior College Club l-'ifty-six THE AGAWASIE Electrical Club Last row: Her ;. DuVall. Wright. Renner, Johnson. Cervenka, Schreiher. Hanson, Freitag, (ilcimv. Twilling. Winker. Ilowe. Heamlin, Deisslcr. Third row: Sahlcen. Pettis. Frr.nkfurth, Rourassa. Kraker. La Clair, Reltman. Parsons. Sullivan. Whittaker. Rowe. Thcis. Aasen. Second row: (Ironheck. Mumpsim. Pederson. Alhrceht, Timpr. Sullivan, Norwood. Light, Tharp Ciran. Nye. Valin. Front row: Nolle, Hess, Cass. Carson, Mr. Larsson. Mr. Barnard, Mr. Litiskey. Handy. Hamilton. Jones. Simon. The Electrical Club, composed of students enrolled in the electrical department, was organized to create a feeling of good fellowship among the electrical students and to acquaint the members with modern advances of electricity. Meetings were held once a month with programs of basketball, moving pictures, and boxing to entertain the members. The Electrical Club was one of the most prominent groups organized this year with officers as follows: Warren Nye, president: George Norwood, vice-president; I'irmin Kraker. secretary-treasurer. THE AGAWASIE I'ifiy- Matrix Club Fourth row: Fuller. Davis Cieorjie Mchl. Axcu. Zither. Woodbury. Coad. Arp.:n. Third row: Smith. Hnseltine. Olstad, Wilson. Arnt en. ilillher}!. Hajist.nl. Hertsch. Second row: Johnson. Decker, Johnson. Nelson. Ilokt-nsoo. F. rick son. Matliiro. Glorgo. Front row: Carpenter. Chada. Wallner, Schmid. Miller. Knadle. I.oherg. ‘I yjwson. Noveleske. The Matrix Cltil , with Mr. Currie anil Mr. Sattcrlcc, printing instructors, as honorary members, consisted of students in the Printing and Journalism Classes. Meetings were held once each month. A short business meeting, in which the students discussed different phases of their trade, was followed by a social hour, dancing, and lunch, and everyone thoroughly enjoyed himself. The-Club furnished an inducement for research work in printing and journalism. The officers chosen this year were: Neil Miller, president; Wesley Knadle, secretary-treasurer. THE AGAWASIE Third row: Radkc. Severn, Douglass. Schultz. Jones. Darkrnwold. Larson, Grill, Stangler. Middle row: Dolcshy. I'cldick. W'inthcr. Davis. Carlson. Dav, Thiele. Ktinkle, Hefty. Trout row: Mr. Ranee. Wicks. Iloelke. Hailey lleglie, Nash. Huns, Trost. The Auto Mechanics Club was composed of those students interested in Auto Mechanics. It was purely a research club having no officers nor constitution. It was under the supervision of Mr. 1 lav-erty who organized the club to promote and sponsor outside reading and activities that would further the knowledge of the Mechanics and enlarge the scope of their research. The Mechanics organized this dub with the sole purpose of learning more about the intricacies of the motor. THE AGAWASIE •■ ty-Unit- 'S I r. Sampson Third row: Ccopor, O'Donnell. Krueger. Mattison. Bjornstad, Parkinson. Johns rod. Tisc. Bril:.my. Bean. Second row: Kolherjr. Maver. Whitney. Lane, Coney. Knutson. Wright. Klcs-sij:. Parsons. Front row: Thurston, Forrest. Keith. Selherjr. Bjornstad. Mpravit ., Sniula-ker. Chada. The Aviation Club was somewhat similar to that of the Auto .Mechanics’. The Club was made up of the students who were interested in and were studying aviation. It was solely a research club with neither officers nor constitution. It was organized to promote and further outside reading and experimentation in regard to airplanes. Aviation-Mechanics Chib tH Si iy THE AGAWASIE Girls’ Chorus Back row: Backer. Helen. Stock. Rice. Mechler. Tygestai. .Muske. Kngrn. .Middle row: Wallner, Washburn. Burnell. M. Morris. Merchant. Slotting. Riley. Reyelts. v 1’ront row: Klo, Nickish. Busoliing, (I. Morris. Braun, Seifert. I he co-eds at the State School of Science, under the supervision oi Miss Schulz, organized a Girls' Chorus, with practices held every Thursday afternoon. The members of the Chorus attended the rehearsals faithfully and enjoyed the practices. The pieces practiced and enjoyed the most were: “Amaryllis,” “Forget-Me-Not,” “Lullaby,” and “Bonnie Doon.” Personnel of the Chorus: first sopranos: Wilma Olson, Margaret Baelccr, Betty Riley, Geraldine Morris, Phoebe Kngen, Mary Jo Merchant, Katherine Anderson. Kvelyn Baldorf, Mabel 1 lolen, Virginia Reyelts, Fleanor Siefert, Adeline Sletting: second sopranos: Margaret I do. Dorothy Carlson, Beatrice Braun, Florence Busching, Florence Nickisch, Gladys Denison, Mary Weber: altos: Carol Tygeson, Colette Mechler. Marion Stock, Gladys Muske. Annis Washburn, llelen Miller, Lilas Hokenson. Kvelyn Wallner. Mercedes Morris, Margaret Rice. Wava Burnell was accompanist for the Chorus this year. THE AGAWASIE Sixty-one Men's Chorus Third row: Bjornstad, O’Neil, Miss Schulz, director, Smith Middle row: Parsons. Miller. Forrest, .Mattesou, Lee Front row: Gran. Bartunek, Knadle, Dufclmcicr, Albrecht I'hc Men’s Chorus, uiuler the direction l Miss Kstlicr Scluil , was organized at the beginning of the year for those boys who enjoyed singing and chorus work. Rehearsals were belli each Monday afternoon after school, and the majority of them were attended regularly by the members. Many pieces were practiced with two of the favorite being: “When Song is Sweet,” and “Mosquito Song.” Members of the Chorus this year were: lirst tenors: Scott Brant, Edward Bjornstad: second tenors; I Iarold Dufelmcier, Neil Miller. Neil Bjornstad, I Iorace Johnson, Thomas O'Neil, Wilhelm Berg, Ralph Gran; lirst bass: Wesley Knadle; second basses: Clayton Smith, La Mont Lee, Woodrow I landy, Colin McDougall, Benjamin Forrest, with Wava Burnell as accompanist. Sixty-1 tvo THE AGAWASIE Male Quartette Parsons Hraiu. Knadlc. Smith. The Male Quartette was a new musical organization at the State School of Science, being organized early this year. The Quartette appeared several times at assembly and on other programs and always pleased its audiences very much. Some of the pieces the Quartette practiced and sang this year were: “Mosquito Song,” “Volga Boatman,” and “Kentucky Babe.” d'he numbers of the Quartette this year were: Scott Brant, first tenor; Chester Parsons, second tenor; Wesley Knadlc, first bass; and Clayton Smith, second bass. THE AGAWASIE Sixty-three Girls’ Sextette Stumlin : Braun. Miss Schul .. director, Olson. Seated: Hanson, Revolts. Carlson. I-lo. The Girls’ Sextette has always been a popular musical organization at the State School of Science and it lias proved doubly so this year. The Sextette appeared at assemblies and other gatherings several times this year and pleased its audience very much each time. Two of their favorite pieces were: “Little Orphan Annie” and “In the Garden of Tomorrow”. Personnel of the Sextette: Dcota Hanson and Wilma Olson, first sopranos; Dorothy Carlson and Virginia Reyclts, second sopranos; Margaret I'do and Beatrice Braun, altos. Accompanist, Miss Korkncr. The agawasie Sixty-four Mixed Quartette Brant. Hanson, Klo. Knatlli . s The Mixul Quartette was one of the most active musical organizations on the campus this year. They pleased the students at assembly several times and took a very active part in the annual Christmas Program. Some of their more popular numbers were: “Plantation,” “Lilac Tree,” “Trees,” and Brahms' “Lullaby-” Deota Hanson, first soprano; Margaret Llo, alto; Scott Brant, tenor; and Wesley knadlc, bass; made up the membership of the Quartette. THE AGAWASIE Sixty-five The Orchestra Standing: Nickisch, Burnell. Wilson. Seated: Davis, .Maas, Mr. Masica director, Bcndickson, Stock, Kosck, Miller, Stocckcl, Rcyclts, Albrecht, Rice, Stuckey. The Orchestra appeared at several assemblies during the year and were always well received. Under the direction of Mr. Masica the orchestra made rapid progress. Members of the orchestra this vear were; first violins: Mr. P. V. Masica, director, Kthel Kosck, Marion Stock; first trumoets: Harold Siewerdsen, Kdward Bjornstad, Virginia Rcyclts; first clarinets: James Stocckcl, Margaret Rice, Neil Miller, Altha Stuckey; first saxaphoncs: Arnold Maas, Lee Bcndickson, John Davis, Don Gloegc; first trombones: Otto Albrecht; Bass: Florence Nickish; baritone: George Wilson; piano: Wava Burnell. Sixty-fix THE AGAWASIE Sacajawea Club Last row: Muskc, Bercsford. Holmes, Trimner, Pokorny, Rice, Trimner. Kosek. Slotting. Ness. Ballard. Crawford, Denison, Scribner. Seifert. Field. Third row: Miss Allen. Dean of Women, Holcn, Harris, Backer, Morris, Braun, Olson. Williams, Barta. Sunhy, Washburn, Burnell. Rcyclts, Erickson. McManus, Kohnkc, Prihoda, Elo. Ragusc. Simonsen. Second row: Stock. Carney, Boa, Zc.ndcr, Jacobson. Hanson. Miller. Baumann. Comstock, Miller, Weber, Nickisch, Enochson, Carlson, Keating, Litchfield. Front row: Dahlgrcn, Me Knight, Mcchler, K raker. Barnard. Klostcrman. Johnson, Wicber. Engen, Riley, Tygeson, Busching, Dagcl. Anderson, Arnt .cn, Baldauf, Merchant. The Sacajawea Club, composed of all the girls attending the State School of Science, was organized to promote a feeling of unity and fellowship among the co-eds live years ago. Meetings were held each month at which times varied programs were followed by card playing and lunch. In addition to these meetings, two informal teas for the girls, a St. Patricks Day party, and a dancing party were sponsored by the club. The Club was divided into three interest groups: Dramatic, Library, and Athletic. These groups were under the general supervision of the Club. A cabinet of five girls supervised club affairs with Miss Allen, Dean of Women, as adviser. THE AGAWASIE Sixty-seven Dramatic Club I Sack row: McKnight, Merchant. Rice, Slotting, Burnell. Seifert, Busching, Miss Allen. Middle row: Kolinkc, Fngon. Revolts, Weber, Nickisch. Riley, Be res ford, Krakcr. Front row: Williams. Barta. Braun. Olson. Stuck, Muskc, Anderson, Ungel. The Dramatic Club, one of the interest groups of the Sacajawea Club, was very active throughout the year. Several plays were presented by the Club, among them being: “When the Whirlwind Blows” by Kssex Dane, “No Followers Permitted” by Agnes Miall, “The First Dress Suit” by Russell Medcraft, and ‘‘The Fifteenth Candle” by Rachel Lyman Field. These plays were presented at Science, Wahpeton High School, and the U. S. Indian School Assemblies and were always well received. Credit for the success of these plays and for the club as a whole should be given to Miss Allen, under whose supervision the Club was organized. Meetings were held twice a month with varied and interesting programs. Some of the meetings were devoted to the reviewing of popular plays and books, while one of the meetings was under the direction of Miss Whitney of Wahpeton High School, who gave an illustrated talk on “The Art of Make-up.” Officers of the Club this year were: Wilma Olson, president; Beatrice Braun, vice-president; Marion Stock, secretary. Sixly-t'it ht THE AGAWASIE Library Club li'.ck row: Barnard, Me Knight. Pokorny, E. Trimner, Seifert Middle row: Wallner, H. Trimner. Burnell, Sclunid Front row: Nickish. Buschin Stock, Muskc, G. Morris, Merchant, M. Morris J he Library Club under the auspices of the Sacajawca Club, was composed of those who were interested in books and library methods. Meetings were held twice each month at the homes of the various members. Book reviews, the reading of plays, and the reviewing of popular operas usually made up the programs which were thoroughly enjoyed by the girls who attended them. The first meeting was held at the home of Miss Mirick with the following girls chosen to preside for the year: Marion Stock, president; Gladys Muskc, secretary-treasurer. T he Club was under the supervision of Miss Lilian Mirick, librarian at the State School of Science. THE AGAWASIE Sewing Club Sixly-iihi:' Back row: Simbv, Washburn, Miss Forkncr, Comstock. II. Trimncr. K. Trimncr Front row: Simonson. Miller. Kosek. Pokorny Members of the Home Economics Class, under the direction oi Miss Donna Korkner, organized the Snappy S. S- S. Club. This club met once a month at the homes of the various members. During the meetings the girls sewed cither lor themselves or lor some needy family in Wahpeton. A quilting bee was belli at which time the girls tied quilts and made over old clothing which the Wahpeton Welfare Association distributed to people who needed them. After the business meetings were over the girls enjoyed a social hour. Officers of the Club were: Ethel Kosek, president, and Kosella Miller, secretary. THE AGAWASIE r $wcn tv Le Cercle Francais Hack row: Sykora, Lord, Braun Olson, Dufi-lmm-r, Kngen. Middle row: Comstock. Seifert. Stettin , Morris. Peterson. Riley. From row: Burnson. Buscliin . Burnell, Rice, Oundon. Members of the French Class this year, under the direction of Miss Sclnilz, have organized Le Cercle Francais (French Club). Meetings were held monthly at the homes of the various members. The business meetings were conducted in French, followed by programs consisting of reading French plays and the presentation of musical numbers. The programs were followed by a social hour which all the members enjoyed greatly. Officers of the club this year were: Margaret Rice, president; Warren Oundon, vice-president; W’ava Burnell, secretary THE AGAWASIE Si'iwnly-ont' Der Deutche Verein Back row: Durkcc, Sorenson. Dundon. Rabak Brant. Middle row: Kosck. Miller. Barnard. McKnight. Crawford, Ballard, Rice, Holmes. Front row: Wallner. Sonhv. Washburn. Barta. Merchant. Muskc. Riley, Field. Morris. Dcr Deutsche Verein (The German Club) was organized during the spring term to stimulate interest in German conversation and to enable the students to gain a better knowledge of German literature, poetry, and music. The club consisted of all the members of the German 1 class anil met twice a month at the homes of the different members. The following were the officers: Ralph Larson, president; Lyle Durkcc, vice-president; Mercedes Morris, secretary. citly-lu'O the agawasie Oratorical Club Back row: Johnson, Sykora, Brant. Middle row: Knadlc, Baumann, Stuckey. Beresford. Wilson. Front row: Dufelmier, Barta. Burnell, Busching l.ee. Students who arc interested in either oratory or declamatory work organize every year the Oratorical Club under the supervision of Mr. McMahon for the purpose of holding contests sometime during the year. The members of the club interested in oratory prepared an oration, with the help of Mr. McMahon, which was delivered at the contest. This year the oratorical contest was held March 16 with the following students taking part: Kstelle Baumann, Scott Brant, Wava Burnell, Harold Dufelmcier, George Field, Melvin Johnson, La Mont Lee, William Sykora, and George Wilson. The declamatory contest was held during the spring term with the following students taking part: Catherine Barta, Alycc Beres-ford, Florence Busching, John Hoffman, Wesley Knadlc, Altha Stuckey, Adrian Winkle, and Rodger Zimmerman. Srvni ythrrr THE AGAWASIE Oratorical Contest Mki.vin Johnson LaMont Lee In an interesting oratorical contest held Thursday, March 16, Melvin Johnson of Galchutt took first place giving as his oration, “The New Deal for Agriculture.” LaMont Lee of Lidger-wood was awarded second place. Mr. Lee chose for his subject, “The Land Shall Belong to the People.” Mr. Johnson spoke of the purposed Allotment Plan which is designed to help the farmer, and Mr. Lee in his oration showed that the government should help the governed own the land, hollowing is the list of students who also took part in the contest and who gave well-prepared speeches: “Maintaining the Gold Standard” ...........Kstki.i.k Baumann “Importance of Aviation in the North ’...........St'O'iT Brant “World Fellowship”.........................................Wava Burnell “Defects of Law Knforccment”.............1 Iaroi.d Dufelmeier “We Pay Tribute”.................................George Field “Technology ......... _.......................Wn.l.lAM Sykora “Knforccment of Criminal Law”............................George Wilson Dr. C. V. Bateman, Clifford Schneller, and the Rev. A. R. Jones acted as judges in the contest. Seventy-four THE AGAWASIE Rifle Club Second row: Knltson. Knlhrrg Holvick Franks. Light. Bornhnft, Mairison. Kindle. Front row: Mr. McMillan. Brant. Maas. Fish. Fuller. Kraker. Ansen. Since 1930 when it was first organized, the Rifle Club has been one of the most active organizations on the campus. This is readily seen by the rapid increase in the membership of the club. The first year the club was organized it consisted ol only ten members while this year the membership numbered about twenty-five. Meetings were helil regularly every week. This year, teams were selected to represent the club in matches held with various other teams. At the first meeting the following officers were elected: Fred Fuller, president; Alfred Mathews, vice-president; Bernard Mrhl, secretary ; Mr. McMillan, range officer. , THE AGAWASIE LfJ Seventy-five . . . School Activities THE AGAWASIE P Srs-nity-six % School Activities FIRST G FT-ACQUAI NT F D PARTY HAT is that imJclinahlc air of enchantment or expectation that permeates the atmosphere at a party where old pals and classmates are reuniting, and where new hoys and girls are meeting and eyeing each other with a view to future dates and parties. One can see the dozens of unasked and unanswered questions in their eves. Wonder if she’s fun on a date? Wow! Look at that blonde! I Ic can’t dance, but I wonder if he hasn’t a sense of humor. Is she stupid or too intelligent! Would he be fickle? What is my fate? As is customary. Mr. McMillan of the Junior College Dcp-partment was master of ceremonies, or should we say ringleader in the mischief. He introduced the speakers of the evening, who were President Riley and Iona Williams. President Riley’s welcome speech was pleasant and cordial, yet it had all the dignity that a speech of that type should have. The students were properly impressed. The second speaker was received with claps of approbation from the new students who are always eager to please and by boos from the second year students who arc inclined to be cynical. The rest of the evening was spent in dancing. Special tag dances and get-acquainted dances kept the crowd peppy. Cards bearing the name of the wearer were affixed to the gowns of the girls and the coats of the fellows. One of the boys, reading Wilma Olson on a card, said, “Oh, I’ve heard a lot about you.” hereupon that young lady retorted, “Well, I’ll bet )oil can't prove everything. At twelve o'clock the pleasant evening was over and the party dispersed, grateful to the members of the faculty for such an excellent opening of the school social season. I IOMI-.COM ING Friday and Saturday, Oct. 14 and 15. witnessed the greatest spectacle of the year. 1 lomecoming, days lor gratis to meet and talk over old days at S. S. S., to dance with their old sweethearts, to admire the new crop and to flirt extravagantly. I he lun began when old anil new students snake danced through main street, stopping at intersections to cheer for the team, for Bute, and for Science. Then the crowd packed into dozens of overcrowded cars and rushed to the football field where a huge bonfire tinted the sky with scarlet flames and lighted the field with a warm, friendly, THE AGAWASIE Seventy-seven Oppose Jimmies In Home Coming Fray Dance. Honfire. Pep Meet-Dance on Week-Program of the Wildcat will play James-Home- to Wildcat J antes town game 1! I c one of the th season. To r. good llrackin. Crcascy, RatzlnlT. erson. Itonlire The State School . held its a........' Friday and injf with a dance down town fire and student campus. The big e the festival was a ' u-illi «).. ..(---I Seventy-eight THE AGAWASIE beckoning light. George Brackin and Dougal Creasey, Science Alumni and former football men, and Instructor Haverty addressed the crowd. Benny Rat .laff, football captain, and Wilbur Anderson, old Science standby, answered the shouts of the students with short talks. I lalvorson, Flynn, and Soderberg, promising new members of the team, made a few entertaining remarks. Carl Holvick led the jubilant students in the singing of Science School’s beloved, spirit rousing school song and in the throat-ripping yells. An airplane piloted by Wesley Rupp, Science Alumnus, circled overhead, swooping down suddenly and climbing high into the sky, bringing queer little thrills to the hearts of the students below. The city sent the fire truck in answer to the alarm of a funster. Saturday, just before the game, a parade, consisting of Boats representing the different departments, wended its way through the main streets of Wahpeton and Brcckenridge. The “Band Wagon float entered by the faculty, was judged the best float but as it was not in competition with the rest of the floats, the honors went to the Matrix Club car. The decoration consisted of large footballs inscribed with the names of the team members. The architects had a very unusual float, an outdoor telephone booth charmingly ornamented with gauzy white tissue bows, and signs ol “Welcome Home, Jimmies.” 'Flic game, an important conference meet between the Jimmies v and the Wildcats, ended in a scoreless tic. A dance in the gymnasium rounded off what may be called. Science School’s greatest Homecoming. HALLOWEEN PARTY The third party of the year (and what a party) was the Halloween masquerade. Flic gymnasium was strikingly decorated in the conventional Halloween colors of black and orange. In the center of the room below a brilliant red light which cast its eerie glow on the dance floor, hung Friday, skeleton of the Chemistry department (we call him Friday ’cause there ain’t no meat on Friday—courtesy of Jack Hamilton) master of the strange, weird kingdom which lay below his dangling feet. Laughable and lovely costumes greeted our eyes. Ballet dancers, Dutch girls, a Columbine and a black and white Pierrot, a Harlequin still intent on breaking up that nice sweetheart combination, bums, old-fashioned ladies, Spanish toreadors, and Jewish peddlers were capering and making merry, safe in the folds of their deceptive costumes. The evening was spent in dancing to the music of the Gobi Coast Entertainers. Everyone had an abundance of streamers, the agawasie Seven ty-iiiiie noise-makers, and confetti. Just he tore the unmasking, dozens of multi-colored balloons were released from the ceiling and floated clown to the gay dancers below. Late in the evening a Grand March was started and a committee chose the most effectively costumed students. Gladys Muske in an unusual black and orange costume and Klsic Schmid, editor of the Scientist, in her interpretation of Jerushy, the rag doll, were adjudged the most effectively costumed girls. Ben iMchi, as the lean, lithesome hick convulsed the students and shared honors for the hoys' costumes with Joe Vertin, a fascinating, pajama-dad siren. There were many other attractive costumes. Mary Jo Merchant came as a lovely, gold clad ballet dancer. Kenneth O’Donnell. a long faced minister of the gospel, lent his moral support to anyone who needed it (the party was so gay, he didn’t want to be bothered with anything as tiresome as a set of inhibitions). A country squire with just the proper dignity was our Lyle Dur-kee. How easy it was to believe that “girl in every port adage after seeing George Field in his white gob outfit, pursuing the girls with good-natured fickleness. What ho! Students! Arc we for bigger and better masquerade parties? We are! CHRISTMAS PAICLY The Get-acquainted party was exciting and very pleasant, the Halloween party was intriguing and mysterious, a bit frightening and spooky, but the Christmas party “A perfect party stated the Scientist. “A perfect party confirmed the faculty, “Aye, Aye, a perfect party” echoed the students. The gymnasium was artistically decorated and in the center of the floor stood a glorious Christmas tree, from whose branches hung glittering silver icicles and from whose foliage peeped dozens of gay, twinkling, colored lights. A delightful program interrupted the dancing for an interval, lack Hamilton was an amusing and witty master ol ceremonies. George Field gave a humorous German interpretation of I was the Night Before Christmas'’ Miss Schulz’ German I Class sang “Stille Nachte” and “O Tannenbaum.” All of the students joined in singing some of the old carols under the capable direction of Carl Holvick. An unusually clever pantominc, written by Llsie Schmid and luimorized by Lowell Shaw, kept the audience in gales ol laughtei during its portrayal. I he actors were Bill DuVall, Harold Dufci-ineier, LaMont Lee, Jerry Cass, Scott Brant. Neil Miller, Wesley Eighty THE AGAWASIE Christmas Party Knadle, Bob Sorenson, Carl Holvick, Bob Keller, and John Hoffman. Miss Forkner furnished the sound effects and Jack 1 Iamilton read the skit. F.ach guest received a gift from a long and lanky Santa Claus in the person of the effusive Willie Anderson. Some of the gifts were appropriate, some useful, and nearly all were laughable. For example, Santa Claus gave Carl Holvick an article of baby-apparel (a pair of rubber pants, to be exact) which the very much embarrassed Carl immediately donated to the son and heir of the Masica family. Benny Rat' .laff received an old razor for which be was loudly ungrateful. Deota Hanson got a mouth organ. John Hoffman received a rubber ball, Ardcll Harris, a gun to shoot “big mans wif. and Bob Keller, a cake of soap with an apology “no insults intended enclosed. 'Fhc music was furnished by the Collegians of Fargo and they did an excellent job. It was full of rhythm, pep, and harmony. Aye, aye, a perfect party. SFCOND GFT-ACQUAINTKD PARTY, JANUARY S Kach year two get-acquainted parties arc held, the first at the beginning of the school year and the second at the opening of the Winter Term. Why? Because many students enroll for the Winter Term courses; and trying to launch one’s own self in school social THE AGAWASIE Eighty-one life without sponsorship of the school authorities is, at best, a precarious attempt. The gymnasium was crowded with old students, anxious to get first glimpses of the new comers. The old boys were very attentive to their girls, because you know the influx of winter term students is predominantly male, and after all—with new boys coming, a girl can be independent. The evening’s entertainment consisted of card playing and dancing to the music of Jimmy McRae’s orchestra. Wl IQ'S WHO—FEB. 23 February 23, the day of the annual WHO'S WHO contest at Science School, was an exciting day for both boy and girl students. On that day every girl primps before her mirror for an extra fifteen minutes, and boys arc known to furtively straighten their new tics and square their shoulders a trifle more. Why? Because being a Whoo .it is enough to assure one’s social success for the rest of the year. George Norwood of Milnor, second year student in the Electrical department, President of the Student Cabinet, and active member of the Wildcat basketball squad, was elected Mr. Science by a large majority. Wilma Olson of the Junior College department. President of the Dramatic Club, active member of the Junior College Club, girls’ sextette, and girls’ chorus, and popular actress in school plays was elected Miss Science. Beatrice Braun, Agawasic Editor, prominent member of all the girls' clubs has taken an active part in all school affairs. Besides that she is a very intelligent young lady. Consequently she ran away with the scholastic honors. Wilmcr Rytkonen, who steals the male honors in mental calisthenics, was elected Best Scholar. Wilmcr is a Freshman in Junior College and is a member of the Junior College Club. Gordon Peterson, whose line breaking brought many a lump to our throats and whose steady plugging on the basketball floor has netted high scores for Science was chosen best athlete. The winners of the contest arc as follows: Miss Science..................................Wilma Olson Mr. Science..........................George Norwood Most Beautiful Girl - Helene Hughes I landsomest Boy .... Robert SODERBERG Best Scholar ----- Beatrice Braun Best Scholar - Wilmer Rytkonen Most Popular Girl - Gladys Denison THE AGAWASIE WH0'5 Norwood fir. Science Cl 'J9 Denison Most Pop- Ur Me.I Wilier C -rest Eighty-two W.lmft 0Ison Mi 5J £ c ;eocc Cordon HfTcrion bcirrtthkrc WHO A t bill DuVell Ucal Mon Lots Scribner ' • bloffcr R J Cr2i� m5rw,n Ol-ffer bcafriec £ r aoo eoT Sc Ho lor THE AGAWASIE Eiglily-tlirec -tl ftCy I? 1 Icy 6;rl fcoherf 5 o ic� -bc g H and $o me sf WHO Marion Field £ c t D«nc-cr Wi I war R Konen cst- Scholar Helene Hughes Most e eeutif«l M jp � re'H Elo '££ esT FlirT Harold e ob KelUr p ,est Flirt 'Jonct' £ ir no r { C u t'c$t' G cbc Phoebe Er? ©r Clcv'cre$f THE AGAWASIE 'Ciffhly-four Most Popular Cleverest Cleverest Best Dancer Best Dancer Cutest Cutest Biggest Flirt Biggest Bluffer Biggest Bluffer Ideal Girl Ideal Man Boy LaMont Lee PllOEBE FnGEN Harold Gakbe - Marion Field Byron Carr Janet Barnard - Neil Miller Margaret Flo Lois Scribner Rodger Zimmermann Betty Riley Bill DuVall I STAG’S ANNUAL PARTY You may be charming Lovely and sweet And heart-alarming From head to feet. May be entrancing, Gorgeous very But hardly, darling, necessary.— Spencer Murphy I he poem above was the theme of the men’s annual Stag Party—that while women are oftentimes amusing they are not essential to a good time. Just to start the party off at a fast pace, the Junior College lads walked away with a 23-20 victory over the Aviators to decide the inter-department basketball championship The Flcctricians shocked the crowd by winning the tug-of-war from the Auto Mechanics, whom we had always believed to be a pretty speedy group of boys. Harold Gacbe brought glory to the Commercial department by winning the pole boxing contest. Coney took the sack race for the Aviators with a skip and a hop and a jump. Clayton Smith and Neil Miller combined their speed and won the three-legged race by a good margin for the printers. LaMont Lee was humbled by Gilmour 1 Ianson who snatched his pic eating crown with a gulp and a grin. Bob Keller and Frank Renney outclassed Red Nash and Francis Severn in the grunt and groan contest. Too bad it wasn’t a whistling contest, eh, Severn? In the boxing match, Bill Zacrep and Davis fought draw bouts with their partners, James Stoecklc and Rolfson. Art Hcg- THE AGAWASIE The Agawasie 7 iflhty-tix lie and Wendell Lane took decisions from Paul Fisher and Forrest Dcrickson. Special entertainment took up the rest of the evening. Carl Freitag sang two songs, accompanying himself on the guitar. Bob Mattison played two piano solos and in company with Jack Hamilton played their famous duct “Chopsticks.” Maurice Ny-gaard amused the audience by playing on the saw, the number “If I’d Known You Was a Wenting I'd a Come and Sawed You Off. Reuben Robertson, guest artist from the Indian School, delighted the boys with his lariat ability. Senator Field, the speaker of the evening, dug many a skeleton from its closet, and knocked the haloes from the faculty members with his tales of old. The instructors with Chef Sanders and part of the kitchen help served a real he-man lunch of hot dogs and malt. KILLARNEY NIGHT CLUB PARTY, MARCH 20 The co-eds Kid Party failed to appeal to the committee this year. Consequently, it was dropped in favor of a most entertaining and modern party. Invitations were extended to all the girls to meet in the gymnasium on Monday evening, March 20, garbed in their Sunday-go-to-meeting clothes, and to forget men, who were to be in minus quantity for this one night.The co-eds gathered in response to the invitation, all beautifully gowned and coiffcd, ready to be amusing and clever guests. The old saying that women dress to please men was disproved. Not a man to see the co-eds and they were as pretty as pictures, all of them. The entertainment began with a lovely Irish song by the great Rosa Ponsclla of operatic fame (Virginia Reyelts). Marlene Deitrieh (Miss Schulz) sang a popular German melody, “Was Willst Du I labeii.” Kate Smith (Myrtle Boa) crooned a southern song in her own inimitable way. Rubinoff and his violin in the person of Peter V. Masica (tsch, tsch, Masica took the part of Rubinoff, not the violin) announced his own pieces in true Rubinoff manner. You know Masica used to know Rube. Cara Potter (Daisy Dagel) brought tears to the eyes and laughs to the lips of the pleased co-eds. The Boswell Sisters (kerne Mathieu, Helene Hughes, and Ann Carney) presented Mood Indigo. Burns and Allen (Carol Tygeson and Florence Nickisch) convulsed the audience with an original skit in the most skittish way. Babe Didrickson (Margaret Ness) responded to an invitation to give an extemporaneous talk. Margaret didn't know what extempor- THE AGAWASIE i'.itlhty-seven nneous meant and wouldn’t let anyone tell her for fear she might not want to know what it was when she found out. A series of contests followed. Estelle Baumann and Rosclla Miller won prizes for keeping straight faces in a “Dare you to keep a sober face” contest. Lois Scribner won the bubble blowing contest, windy person—Lois. Mercedes Morris was victor in a Shamrock hunting contest. The winners of the string eating con-rest were—oh, we can’t bear to tell you—you should have seen those girls groveling on the Hoor in an effort to win. A local orchestra supplied harmonious and rhythmic music for the dancing—and if some of the boys could see the co-eds dancing together, intricate new steps, graceful waltzes, and peppy foxtrots, they’d get inferiority complexes. A delicious luncheon was served as a fitting “finis to a gay evening. GIRLS’ TEAS The Sacajawea Club opened its arms to the new girl students shortly after the school year began with an informal Tea Dance in the Burch Hall reception room. Tea was served from 3:30 till 5:30. Red Nelson's orchestra furnished music for the dancing. Miss Forkner and Miss Walton presided at the tables. The tea was given under the direction of Wilma Olson, general chairman of the Club Committee and Miss Allen, Dean of Women and Sa- , cajawea Club adviser. Margaret Schott, Adeline Sletting, Helene Hughes, and Iona Williams were hostesses. The first Lea Dance was so successful that a second tea was held later in the year. It was an even lovelier affair than the first. Teas are still something of an experiment at Science School. The long table was lace-covered with a centerpiece of yellow Jonquils and contained delicacies prepared by the Home Economics students with the help of a committee under the capable direction of Valeria Comstock. Wava Burnell was general chairman. Wilma Olson, Iona Williams, Gladys Denison, and Virginia Rcyelts poured the tea. Receiving hostesses were Catherine Barta, Mercedes Morris, Betty Riley, Wava Burnell, and Carol Tygeson. The music was furnished by the Twin City Night Hawks. It was discovered that the teas brought out girls who, as a rule, avoid student gatherings and they will undoubtedly be annual affairs in the future. PRE-LENT AND AFTER-LENT PARTIES The last school party before Lent was held Friday evening, February 24, in the gymnasium. The Collegians of Fargo. Science Eighty-eight THE AGAWASIE School’s favorite dance band, furnished excellent music for the light of foot. This was rather an unusual party in some respects. The people who do not dance had a highly amusing time. Cards and very intricate jig-saw puzzles were provided and competition was keen. The party followed the Macalester versus Science basketball game. Members of the visiting team were guests at the party to the delight of the female coterie. Soon after lent the anxious coeds at Science were allowed to exercise their dancing feet. A party was held on the first Tuesday of school. Jimmy McRae’s Midnight Rounders furnished the music. HOBO DAY, MAY 5 MORNING: Hobo Day had an auspicious beginning. All the students arrived at school garbed in most ludicrious costumes Willie Anderson, Lyle Durkee, Kermit Noble, and Science School’s handsomest bum, Bob Soderbcrg, caused a furor in the female ranks with their tasty costumes. George Field was forcibly ejected from History Class with his dog, Jack. Jack is a dachshund and Jack’s attempt to get his front paws and rear appendage on one chair beside George had the class rolling in the aisles with laughter. The girls’ room was transformed temporarily into a Jungle. AFTERNOON: In the afternoon the gang drove downtown in carloads (minimum of 13 to a roadster and 20 to a large car). There, under the able leadership of the old boys, the bums secured ice cream cones, candy, and numerous other edibles from the Wahpeton merchants. Mr. Gillcs threw open the local theatre to the hoboes for the matinee. Benny Ratzlaff made several extemporaneous and mirth-provoking speeches before the picture. The rest of the afternoon was devoted to private soliciting. EVENING: Early in the evening the dirty-faced ragged lads and ladies, the Knights of the Roadside, gathered in the gymnasium and danced to the rhythmic music of David Nelson and his band. The gymnasium was appropriately decorated in the latest and most fashionable jungle style with railroad ties for the Weary Willies to sit on, a realistic fire, many tin cans, tree branches, and a line of poorly washed shabby shirts and underwear. THE AGAWASIE THE AGAWASIE Oioz — c THE AGAWASIE T------------Lip Xinely-o ii’ L . . . Departments t3d=== J . wely-i THE AGAWASIE JUNIOR COLLEGE Coming evenly cast their shadows before. A magnanimous shadow, indeed, must have obscured the parts of North Dakota then discovered, when, on that long-to-be remembered day in 1895, a gro p forward-looking citizens gathered with the purpose of planning ways and means for the higher education of the then coming generation. Thus the North Dakota State School of Science was born. The School continued under its original name, The Red River Valley University, until 1905. The institution by that time had proved its worth and was purchased by the state, which had decided upon a school to be located at Wahpeton away back in 1899. In 1922, Dean Babcock of the North Dakota Agricultural College defined the organization of the school and the present Trade School-Junior College plan went into effect- Much of the remarkable growth of the school is due to the advantage inherent in the dual-school plan, wherein just the right amount of theoretical work and trades work arc combined in order to give the student the best possible training. It is aimed to teach the student as much as possible about the course he is taking. For example, printing students not only take instruction in the operation of tthc linotype, but also take bookkeeping so that, if necessary, they can do the book-work required in a small town newspaper. Graduates of the Junior College arc admitted with Junior standing at the leading universities. To summarize, the North Dakota State School of Science consists of a standard two year college and a trade school, which is one of the most unique in the United States, filling a need for industrial education, which is appreciated by the entire Northwest, as evidenced by the ever-increasing enrollment of both units. COMMERCIAL When you arc visiting S. S. S. anil arrive in a department where everyone has that intent “pursuing knowledge look, and where everybody is so busy you feel there isn’t room enough to change your mind—well then—you’re in the Commercial department on the second floor of the Main Building. Typewriters click like sub-machine guns in this department, for who can tell who will be champion typist? Dictaphones, adding machines, in fact all machines used in modern offices, arc found in this department and what’s more arc used with great skill too. Among the subjects which are offered are accounting, office THE AGAWASIE Armature Winding Ci.ass in Office Training THE AGAWASIE F Ninety-four practice, shorthand, typing, business mathematics, auditing, and income tax accounting. The first two years of college work in Commerce arc offered and upon graduation the Commerce student may cither go on to a university to complete the other two years required. or may start work immediately for this two-year course in Commerce is not only a preparatory but a completion course. The large number of Science Commercial graduates holding business positions testifies to the ability of the school. ENGINEERING Ah—Engineering—there’s a course for you! Put that in your pipe and smoke it—for Engineering runs the world (even if love docs make it go around.) Aeronautical (which is merely an $11.0U word meaning airplanes), Electrical (watt a song—that ohm sweet ohm), and Architectural Engineering are the three branches of Engineering which may be taken at Science. Of the three, Electrical is considered to be the common or garden variety and is no doubt taken by more students than arc the other branches of Engineering. In accordance with the policy of the school, the first two years of college work arc offered in a combination preparatory-completion course. The requirements for graduation from the Engineering courses at Science arc considerably higher than for the other Junior College courses. As usual the advantage of this course at Science lies in the fact that the trades work combined with the required college subjects give the students a knowledge of this trade not obtained at other schools. Electrical Engineering students rewind motors, while Aeronautical Engineering students rebuild and “dope” wings of planes which have been damaged. The Architectural students draft plans for every kind of building and fit themselves for the Architectural profession. The Engineers are always one of the most active groups on the campus. With the intensive course that eighteen full months of hard work that the Engineering course at Science gives, the graduate of the two-year course is really an engineer and may enter his profession at once as a great many graduates in this department have already successfully done. ELECTRICAL The whirr of a perfectly running motor-generator set. The playing of a radio. Students sitting at benches unwinding wire from spools and winding it on armatures. The testing of meters. All this gives only a meager description of the Electrical department-Starting with a few alternating current motors and one switch- THE AGAWASIE Auto Ku-ctricai. WliUJING Xiticfy-fix THE AGAWASIE board eleven years ago, uiuler the piloting of Mr. Barnard the Electrical department has developed until now it is one of the most valuable departments of the school, along with the Aviation department. The Klccrical club sponsors lively meetings during which motion pictures are shown and lunch served. Mr. Barnard has charge of the lirst year students and at the end of a year of training under him the student has completed the study of direct current and therefore is privileged to ask the lowly Trade Students. “I low long is half a Short circuit?’ Mr. Larsson takes charge of the second-year men the next September and produces as many engineers by the following May. The Klectrical department had several of its members on the varsity football and basketball teams and its private team was a leader in the departmental contest. RADIO STATION As an added feature of the Klectrical department, the short wave broadcasting station was eontructed during the winter of 1933 by Mr. Linskcy, radio instructor, and Clare Hess. The station is operated by authority of the Federal Radio Commission with power of 250 watts, and has its studios on the third lioor of the Main Building. William Zacrcp had charge of the interior decorating which is cleverly done in modernistic black and silver. The ceiling is hung with drapes for acoustical effects, and a glass window in one wall allows visitors standing in the hall to watch the broadcasting. Programs arc presented for the student body through the speech input equipment of the station and received at assemblies throughout the year. W9HHN fills a long-felt want at Science, since practically every college of any importance has its own radio station. Thus the State School of Science is keeping ahead in the field of industrial education. Tl IK TRADE SCI IOOL North Dakota leads in providing a centralized school for its trade and industrial education. The State School of Science at Wah-peton is this school and compares with Milwaukee Vocational School, Dun woody Institute, and others of the comparatively few trade schools in the United States. Of course, the success of any school depends on the ability of its instructors more than any other factor. With this thought in mind at all times, the instructors at the State School of Science have been chosen. Kach is truly a master in his field, representing the up-to- THE AGAWASIE Ninety-seven Radio Station Aviation Motors THE AGAWASIE r Siiuty-ciijht date tradesman. Personality and character arc also considered in this choice of Instructors. Mr. G. W. Haverty is in charge of Trades and Vocational Education at Science and heads a capable group of 15 Trade School instructors. It can be truly said that North Dakota and the Northwest would not have the efficient tradesmen that it has today were it not for the Trades department of the North Dakota State School of Science. AVIATION “Who's that hedge- hopping up there?’ “That must be a 93 horse prop. “Shoot the dope over this way. You may not understand this lingo but it all makes sense to the boys in the Aviation department. They're the boys who go around in white overalls arguing the relative merits of the Waco and the Travelair. The Aviation department is under the supervision of Art Sampson. Science is fortunate in having Mr. Sampson for one of its instructors, who perhaps has had more to do with making the Aviation department a success than any other one person. No other branch of the school has had such a phenomenal growth as this one. As is quite well known, the school received appointment for its Aviation department by the Department of Commerce, which supervises the inspection and licensing of planes, as an Official Air Repair Station. Except for the minor crash that Mr. Larsson’s hat made into a small lake, the safety record of the Aviation department has been maintained 100 per cent. PRINTING Another, popular department at Science is the Printing Department. The enrollment for this interesting trade instruction is becoming larger every year. The Printing department which is located in the west part of the first Hoor in the Trades Building has several large presses and linotype machines, which are used for instruction for second-year students. Flic instruction during the lirst year is confined to hand composation and press work anil to subjects such as typing and bookkeeping which would help the student if lie ever were required to manage a small newspaper. The two printing instructors, Mr. Sattcrlce and Mr. Currie, always have a rather questionable part in the Faculty stag party held each year. The Dakota Scientist and the A yaw a sic, student publications, are printed in this department, as is all other printing needed by the school. THE AGAWASIE Ninety nine Aviation Aviation THE AGAWASIE r OlU llll lull-til Prospective printing students should bring the following along with them to school. a. I pr. illuminated pajamas b. I pr. shoes (not necessary—can borrow or wear school's basketball shoes) c. 3 pr. bedroom slippers (must have) d. 1 yellow slicker (art students will be found in the dorm who will decorate it for $.25) c. 1 pr. socks (don’t bring more—you may be able to borrow some) f. 3 or 4 pipes. Obnoxious or foul smelling preferred. g. 1 skull cap (red or bright green is satisfactory) h. 1 pair corduroy trousers (minimum 28 inch bottoms) i. 2 or 3 suitcases full of matches and cigarettes (this is conservatively rated as a week’s supply) j. 1 “No Smoking Allowed” sign or equivalent with “No” crossed out (must have) k. 1 lawn-mower or 24 inch pipe wrench (to be used as a weapon in Dorm gang fights) This list would have been longer but your correspondent only learned the alphabet up to “k”. MECHANICAL TRADES The machine shop is that department where John Ness treads daintily around lathes, shaper, and miller in watching the auto mechanics, auto electricians and other sundry students who arc making hammers, tap wrenches, and other jobs according to the blue prints furnished. The enrollment for the welding department was larger than ever this year. The heighth of something or other was when Mr. Linskcy, radio instructor, caught one of the boys in Radio shop welding the wires in place in a crystal set. Ranee’s and Hcmmer’s departments continued as usual this year. Pat drummed up business for the department by wrecking his own car. UU. I - J -9 ay l?4. y 353J tfes •• in • 5 m ?uo pjjjum « 3ISVMVOV 3H1 THE AGAWASIE ATHLETICS THE AGAWASIE One' hundred-three . . . Athletics THE AGAWASIE r One hundred four Our Coach There was a time when the main object in interscholastic athletics was to win games, regardless of the methods used. There was a time when an athletic coach's ability was measured by the percentage column. There was a time when high ideals and unquestionable sportmanship and true gentility were not in the vocabulary of the coach. There was a time when the winning of championships was considered more important than the making of men. That time happily is past in the State School of Science. Skipper Bute is at the helm and while his teams win more than their share of games, that is not the true measure of his work as will he attested by any athlete or student who has had work under him. Coach Bute turns out championship teams, great athletes, good sportsmen, and more than all, true gentlemen. More power to him. THE AGAWASIE SKiri'KR Butk THE'AGAWASIE r (hir hiimlml six Sr s. s. s. YEA! WILDCATS GO, SCIENCE, GO I loi.VICK “Come on! Let’s give them 15 big ones! “Are you ready?” “Yen Bo!” And off the crowd was to a good rousing cheer led by our four peppy cheerleaders. THE AGAWASIE Football One hinitlreif sever. Back row: Coach Bute, Maxwell. Rife. Hoffman, Johnson. Mgr., Sykora. Durkce. Jones Asst. Coach McMillan Mildde row: Dtifelmcien Lee. Anderson, Rat .laff. Norwood. Soderherg, H alvorson Front row: Keller, Peterson. Eckes, Fisher. .Matiison. George The ’32 football squad opened practice this year thirty-one strong. Included in this squad were four regulars: Rat .laff. Anderson, Peterson, and Norwood. With these men as a nucleus Coach Bute built a team which mixed bone crushing power in the line with a fast moving backfield. With twenty-seven husky recruits lighting for places on the team, competition was keen for the remaining positions. After the smoke of the conference battle cleared, the Wildcats found themselves firmly seated in second place, having missed the conference championship by a one point defeat at KUciulalc. THE AGAWASIE F On,- hit ml red right IIai.vorSOX Sykora Pktkrsox SoOKRIlRRC. SCIKNCK 31; VALL15V CITV 0 The Wildcats opened the football season with a game at Valley City. I he game was somewhat slowed up by a drizzling rain that made ball handling difficult. The Wildcats were on the offensive during the major portion of the contest. Opening up fast the Cats bagged their first touchdown in the opening quarter, scored again in the second, and during the fourth quarter, they crossed the Viking goal line three times. The final score was Science 31-Valley City 0. Ort Halverson went over the line for the first touchdown on a line plunge but he was unsucces-ful in a try for point. Bob Soderbcrg took a pass from I Ialverson to score the second touchdown and then took the ball on a line plunge for the only successful attempt on the extra point. Sodcr-berg also accounted for the next two touchdowns on line plays. Flynn intercepted a Viking pass and raced 25 yards to score the last six points of the game. Halvorson and Soderberg were outstanding in line plunging and running the ends. Flynn's lofty punting was one of the main features in keeping the fight in the territory of the Vikings. Capt. Rat i.ai k THE AGAWASIE 7 One hundred-nine Dupelmeier Lee Norwood Anderson SC1KNCK0; JAMESTOWN 0 Xlic annual Homecoming battle was a hard fought game between the Wildcats and the Jamestown Jimmies. Although the Cats maintained considerable advantage throughout the contest, they were unable to put the ball over when the opportunity afforded and the result was a scoreless tic. Opening the game with the wind in their favor, the Jimmies had a considerable advantage over the Cats in the lirst quarter, and the ball was in Wildcat territory during most ol that period. Flynn’s excellent punting and with Sodcrberg making consistent gains around end the Jimmies' attack fell far short of being dangerous. From the beginning of the second quarter, the Jimmies were on the defense. Several times the Cats started drives that looked like they were headed for a touchdown, but with their back to the wall, the Jimmies would dig in and form a puncture-proof barrier. On one occasion the Cats had the ball on the Jimmies one-yard line, but on the fourth down the Jimmies held like a stone wall and they took the ball and kicked out of danger. Although the score wasn’t in favor of Science, the entire team played a very good game and made I 5 lirst downs to 5 by the Jimmies. The agawasie Durkkk I-i.vnn Kikk Hoffman SCIKNCF. 19; MAYVIM.F 0 In a consistent scrappy game, the Wildcats defeated the May-villc Comets, 19 to 0, to win their third conference game. A still north wind made passing and kicking difficult, and with the stub-horn defense of the Comets it took a team clicking like the Wildcats were to win. During the first quarter a series of plays by Flynn and Halverson took the ball to the 30-yard line. Here Flynn tossed a pass to Benny Rat .laff that resulted in the first touchdown of the game. Ort 1 lalvcrson made the extra point with a successful place kick. The Cats started a drive in the second quarter that pushed the Comets defense to the 5-yard line. Here the Mayville team attempted to kick out of danger, but Rat .laff blocked the punt, and ijurkec fell on it for the Cats' second touchdown of the game. A hurried place kick failed on the attempt for the extra point. humbling on the kick-off of the second half cost the Comets territory, and the Cats held them for downs. After a series of wide end runs by Flynn and line plunges by I Ialverson, the Cats got into scoring position. A pass—Flynn to Rat .laff—paved the way for the third Science touchdown and Kekes made the last score of the game on a line play. The only time the Cats' goal line was in danger was in the third quarter when Flynn kicked out of bound on the Science 20-yard line. The Comets advanced the ball 15 yards, but the Wildcat line held on the 5-yard line. Science made 16 first downs to 6 made by the Comets. The agawasie One hundred eleven « ' ■ : —. •y SKc+'ei. Kckks Ki-i.i.i-k I N KS M.WW El. I. SCIENCE 6; ELLENDAEE 7 On a day that remains famous for conference upsets, the Science team met the Ellcndalc Dustics and were tripped by the Ellendale aggregation. Missing the point after touchdown cost the Cats the conference title. Hie opening kick-off was downed on the Dustics 25-ya rd line and after a series of plays the Cats took the ball on downs. Twice during the first quarter, the Science team had the ball inside the Dustics 15 yard line, but each time the Dustics defense tightened and they held the Cats. In the second quarter the Dustics opened up with an aerial attack. Two double lateral passes netted them 20 and 25 yards. A 15 yard penalty helped this drive and gave the Dusties their only scoring opportunity of the day. Gronlic took the ball on a wide end run that gave the Dustics their touchdown. The extra point was scored by a forward pass. Not until the fourth quarter did the Science aggregation click up to its usual form. Once they were going, they took the ball to the Ellcndalc 5 yard line where Sodcrbcrg crashed over for a touchdown. An end run was attempted for the extra point but failed. The rally had started late in the game and only four minutes remained after the Cats had scored. With seconds to go a pass to Durkcc put the ball on the Dustics 5 yard line but at that point the gun went off, and the Cats conference hopes were shattered by a one point defeat- SCIKNCK 39; CONCORDIA RKSFRVKS 6 With live regulars on the bench due to injuries the Wildcats again showed their ball toting ability when they drubbed the Concordia Reserves by scoring 6 touchdowns to 1 by the opposition. The first quarter ol the game was a punting duel in which neither team was able to gain an advantage. At the beginning of the second quarter the Cats settled down to a cool even brand of football that kept things entirely in their favor. After a steady advance Tom Flynn skirted the end for the lirst touchdown and I lalvcrson added the extra point. Soderberg scored the second touchdown on an off-tackle play but the try for point was unsuccessful. A pass that went over Norwood's head was caught by Rat .laff with Benny promptly converting it into a touchdown. Ort Halverson scored the last touchdown of the first half on a line plunge, and he also kicked goal for the extra point. The Cobbler Reserves scored their only touchdown in the third quarter when a blocked punt fell behind the Cat’s goal line and a Concordia player fell on it. Their attempt for the extra point was unsuccessful. During the last quarter Skip Bute substituted every man he had in uniform. The second string kept things going, and scored two more touchdowns in the last quarter. The final score was 39 to 6 with the Cats far outclassing their opposition. THE AGAWASIE One hundred thirteen Basketball Top Row: Johnson, Student Manager, Flynn. Anderson. Sodcrbcrg, Batziaff, Bute, Coach. Bottom Row: Peterson, Kohnke, Norwood, DuVall, Rife. With four lettermen reporting, Coach Bute began the job of building a basketball team to defend Science in the conference competition. Although the team didn't hit their stride until the latter part of the season, they upset the dope with a fast finish that put them in a three way tic for second place in the conference. Anderson, Ratzlaff, Peterson, and DuVall finished their athletic career at Science with the close of this basketball season and their loss will be keenly felt in next year’s competition. THE AGAWASIE |J =- ------ ■I One hundred fourteen Basketball Men liii.i. DuVam. Although not very bin, Hill played a brand of basketball which was far from small. In his forward post Bill played a steady fighting game, and was a constant scoring threat from any angle. Benny Ratzlafp For three years Rats” was been a main stay in the Science basketball aggregation. Controlling the ball from center position Raise was always in the front line of the scoring attack. Wii.uk Anderson For three yours the long shots of Swede” have been instrumental in pulling many a game out of the fire, while his air-tight guarding has held down the opposition. Robert Superhero As a part of the combination that really clicked this year, “Sodic” proved to be a good all-around player and will be one of the mriin cogs in the next year’s team. Gordon Peterson Win or lose. Pete” could always he figured on to give every thing he had until the final whistle. Tom Fi.ynn As a runningmatc of Willie Anderson. 'Pommy was equally strong on the offense and defense and will be an important factor in the make-up of next year’s Wildcats Orrin Rife The Wahpeton Flash” showed some of the notorious speed on the basketball floor and proved himself to be a most worthy Wildcat. George Norwood Coming from the ranks of the Bobcats. Jiggs” displayed a brand of basketball that won him a pfticc with the regulars as a fighting guard. Wii.rur Komnkij Although he didn't play much this year. Wimpy showed up as first-team material in a number of games and will be first-rate material next year. THE AGAWASIE Captain DuVall NORTH DAKOTA STATE 32; SCIENCE 24 The Science Basketball team officially opened the season playing North Dakota State at Fargo. Displaying mid-season brand of basketball they held their own with the North Central Conference champions until the closing minutes of the game. The opening tip-off of the season went to the opposition but was soon recovered by Science and converted into a basket. After f the first three minutes of play the Bison aggregation took the lead, and by the end of the first half held a five point margin over the Wildcats 19-14. Coming back in the second half the Cats tied the score at 21 all, but were unable to gain any advantage. During the last nine minutes of play the score was again tied 24 all, but Flynn and Anderson went out of the game shortly after this on personal fouls. Before the substitutes could get organized the Bison had tilings ail in their favor and the final score was 32-24. WALCOTT INDEPENDENTS 28; SCIENCE 45 Science opened the home season defeating the Walcott Independents by the one-sided score of 45 to 28. A scoring rampage in the first quarter gave Science a I 6 to 2 lead early in the game. In the closing minutes of the first half Coach Bute substituted the shock troops who were successful in scoring a basket and holding the opposition scoreless. During the closing minutes of the game Brewster of the Walcott Independents scored three long field goals that provided about the only excitement of the second half. DuVall and Flynn held the scoring honors of this game scoring 13 and 1 I points respectively. THE AGAWASIE One hundred sixteen Anderson Ratzlafp SCIENCE 27; ABERDEEN 2S Poor shooting and many fouls on the part of the Wildcats cost them their next game of the season when they were tripped by the Aberdeen Wolves by the score of 27 to 28. A smooth brand of basketball and a defense that kept the Cats shooting at long range gave the Wolves a lead at the half of 14 to 10. A barrage of fouls handicapped the Science team when Coach Bute was forced to take Ratzlaff and DuVall out of the game after ten minutes of play because of three fouls each. The Wolves opened up fast in the second half and strechen their lead to 23 to 13. With about ten minutes to play the ‘Skipper’ put Rat , and Bill back in the game. At this point the Wildcats started to click and by the closing minucs of the game had the score tied at 27 all only to lose as Aberdeen made good on a free throw. UNIVERSITY OF NORTH DAKOTA 47; SCIENCE 23 Greeted by one of the largest crowds ever assembled in the gymnasium, the Nodaks of the University of N. D. made their appearance at Science, January 4, and defeated the Wildcats 47 to 23. Opening up fast the Nodaks took the lead and kept the Cats on the defense during the major portion of the first half. Ratzlaff THE AGAWASIE Peterson Soderberc accounted for the only field goal for the home team during the first half. Coach Lctich of the University started his second string at the beginning of the second half, but when the Cats started a scoring rally he put the regulars back into the game. From this point the Nodaks kept things entirely in their favor and the final score was 47 to 23. VALLEY CITY 24; SCIENCE 34 I he Valley City Vikings provided the opposition for the Wildcats’ first conference tilt of the season. After a slow opening the Cats opened up in the latter part of the game to win by the score of 34 to 24. During the first ten minutes of play neither team was able to gain an advantage, but with eight minutes to go in the first half Coach Bute substituted a new combination that clicked, giving Science a 14 to 9 advantage at the half. The Vikings opened up the scoring in the second half and after a few minutes of play the score was 13 to 14. With their lead cut to one point the Cats called time out to figure out the trouble. After a short conference, on the part of the team they clicked as before and by the end of the game they had the score in their favor 34 to 24. JAMESTOWN 34; SCIENCE 27 After scoring 8 points before the Jamestown Jimmies had a point, the Wildcats’ defense weakened in the closing minutes of the game and the Butemen went down to their first conference defeat of the year. THE AGAWASIE Fi.ynx Rife The entire Wildcat team clicked on both offense and defense and during the entire first half they held a distinct margin. Opening the second half, however, the Jimmies came back with vengeance. By the middle of the last half the score was tied at 20 all. From that time the score was tied until at the end of the game the battle raged hot and heavy on all sides. In the closing minutes of the game the Cats’ defense weakened, and the Jimmies took the lead to win the game. Much of the credit for the Jimmies scoring rally goes to Tommy Crouse who was high point man of the game scoring 16 points. Tom Flynn took the scoring honors for Science with 9 points. BOTTINEAU 37; SCIENCK 59 The next opposition of the Wildcats was to be found in the wild and wooly western part of North Dakota. 'I'his being the case Coach Bute loaded the squad in the bus and set off across the plains. All went well until the team was about a mile out ol Harvey where they ran over a culvert and broke oft a front wheel. Alter obtaining the services of a wrecker and two more cars the Cats proceeded on their journey. The next obstacle happened to be Old Man Winter who was celebrating at this time and the team pushed and shoveled a path for the cars most of the way Irom Rugby to Bottineau. The Bottineau Foresters proved very little opposition lor the car-pushing Wilcats and were easily defeated. After a one sided basketball game that resulted in a 59-37 victory for the Cats, the team proceeded to Rugby where they spent the night. THE AGAWASIE Kohnke Norwood DICKINSON 25; SCIENCE 32 Leaving Rugby at nine o’clock the team arrived in Dickinson about three, after having pushed most of the way through snow drifts. The Dickinson Savages provided keen competition and that night the battle raged hot and heavy. After being pushed all the way the Cats scored six points in the closing minutes of the game «o win by a 32-25 score. DICKINSON 33; SCIENCE 30 The second game with Dickinson on the following evening proved too much for the Science team. After having shoveled a path through most of the snow in North Dakota and pushed the bus through the rest of it, they were hardly in shape lor the se-ond contest. The fellows gave them everything they had, but took the short end ol the score 30-33. NORTH DAKOTA STATE KROSH 35; SCIENCE 26 In the next home game ol the season the Wildcats met the North Dakota State Krosh. Alter an even'start the Krosh took the lead and held it throughout the game. The game opened with the Cats controlling the tip off, but a general greater height gave the Krosh the advantage. The score remained comparatively even during the first minutes of play, but under the able leadership of Arnic Bernard the Krosh soon hail it all in their favor. THE AGAWASIE F One hundred liventy During the second half Coach Bute substituted every man he had in an effort to find a combination that might click. This, however, was done without avail and it was only in the closing minutes of the game that the Cats showed signs of improvement. The improvement came too late in the game and the final score was 3S to 26 with the Cats trailing. VALLEY CITY 24; SCIENCE 28 The last road trip of the season was the next feature on the schedule of the Wildcats. The first team they met was the Valley City Vikings, whom they defeated in a last minute rally. The Wildcats assumed the lead at the start and held a good margin until the closing minutes of the first half, when a rally by the Vikings cut their lead to three points. The score at the half was 14-1 1. During the second period the Cats held the lead until a rally by the Vikings put them in the lead with less than two minutes to go. The Cats, however, launched a counter attack and Flynn and Norwood sank field goals to win the game by the score of 28-24. JAMESTOWN 31; SCIENCE 20 With high hopes of upsetting the leaders in the Conference Rack the Cats went to Jamestown to meet the Jimmies on the second and last game of 'their trip. Although outplaying the Jimmies on their home floor the Cats were unable to score when the opportunity presented itself and went down to defeat. Many times after working the ball down the floor on perfect offensive drives, the Cats missed set-ups that cost them the game. Coach Bute used every one of the squad in an effort to find a combination with scoring power, but was unsuccessful in finding an arrangement that could compete with the deadly markmanship of the Jimmies. The final score was 31-20 with the Cats on the small end of the score. MACALESTER 41; SCIENCE 32 Staging a rally in the last five minutes of play Macalester defeated Science in the next home game of the season by the score of 41 to 32. Opening up fast Science took the lead early in the contest. Consistent shooting and close guarding enabled the Cats to keep things in their favor throughout the first half. In the closing minutes of the game the Science defense weakened and under the leadership of their star forward, Ernie Smith, Macalester staged a rally, which brought them out on the long end of the score. THE AGAWASIE One hundred twenty-one MAYVILLE 28; SCIENCE 32 With the whole team clicking, the Science School Wildcats upset the Mayvillc Comet’s hopes for first place in the Conference, defeating them here by the score of 32 to 28. The scoring opened with a field goal by Tommy Flynn and from this point the game became faster and rougher with the Cats holding a five point margin at the half way point. During the second half the Butemen continued to shoot and pass around their opponents in such a way as to keep things in their favor. With about eight minutes to go the Comets started a rally that threatened the lead of the Cats. The Science team, however, with their back to the wall settled down to a consistent brand of basketball that brought them out on top, by a score of 32 to28. SCIENCE 29; MAYVILLE 28 In the final game of the season the Wildcats went to Mayvillc to heap insult on injury by further jolting the conference hopes of Mayvillc and cinching a place for themselves in a three way tic for second in the conference. The Cats took the lead early in the game and by the end of the first half held a five point margin. The score at the half was 8 to 13 in favor of the Cats. With the opening of the second half the Wildcats went on a scoring rampage to increase their lead to ten points. In the final period of the game the Comets rallied and not only gave the Cats a scare but came within one point of tying the score. The final score of 28 to 29 with the Cats on the long end of the score was close. Although this year’s team suffered a serious midseason slump, they wound up the season with a demonstration of plenty of power. The next year’s team will be a fast, sharp shooting aggregation, and will be found high in conference standings. THE AGAWASIE r Out hiiiitlrrtl ticfnly-tlio “S” Men Hack row: Ualvorson, Flynn Kolinke, Hoffman. Keller, .Mr. Bute Middle row: Rnt .laff. Lee. Soderberji. Johnson. Rife. Anderson l;root row: Norwood, Hamilton. Durkiv. Dufelmeier, Sykorn. DuVall The letter ‘S’ is annually awarded to those men who have represented Science in the annual football and basketball contests of the year. To these men we owe the thrilling football and basketball games we have witnessed during the past year, ami to them we extend our plaudits for having fought to bring Science out high in Conference ratings. The men receiving their ‘S’ this year were: Ratzlaff, Anderson, Peterson, Durkec, Sykora, Flynn. 1 -I alvorson, Rife, Jones, Lee, Dufelmeier, I loffman- Keller. Norwood, Sodcrbcrg, DuVall. Kolinke, and Stan Johnson. Mgr. THE AGAWASIE One hundred uvenly-three WEARERS OF THE The following is incorporated into the 1933 Agawasie as a permanent record of all Science lettermen from the year 1914 to the present date. BASEBALL-1914 L. Bute L. Ripperton P. Sewrey C. I'lsaker B. Tricschel E. Prentice C. (Junncss L. Anderson A. U loess V. I. Ward. Coach FOOTBALL—1915 L. Anderson. Capt. C. Ulsaker G. Gilles A. Ripple |. Ortman B. Tricschel L. St. |ohn O. Assad VV. Millard L. Dominick K. Lewis W. Eriederick g. Hanson c. Peterson E. Bute K. Peterson '. I. Ward. Coach BASKETBALL—1915 P. Sou rce. Capt. B. Tricschel L. Anderson L. Ripptrton I. Ortman W. Millard V. I. Ward, Coach EOOTBAI K. Beling L. Ripperton E. Bute A. Ripple G. Ilolthuscn J. Bridsion G. Eenno J. Skovholt C. Peterson L. Byerly Art Snyder M. Cameron K. Linn P. Granhois Brooks ,L—1916 BASKETBALL—1916 Art Snyder K. Liun T. Che .ik R. Beling K. Bute L. Ripperton FOOTBALL—1917 Champions Earl Bute! Capt. Albert Bcrscth Dor.:.Id Peer Win. Zitka John Skovholt Richard Smith Clarence Peterson E. Huelct Soplius Bolme Clyde Timhke Harold Mikkelson Oscar Skovholt Bill Broen Baskethall—1917 Broen Nelson Mik kelson THE AGAWASIE F One hundred twenty-four Bute Skovholt Peterson Tlmbkc BASKETBALL—1918 M. Early S. Story C. Evcrwind H. Alik kelson Slettcn M. Weis N cwby BIume Coach FOOTBALL—1919 Palmer Anderson Harry Bohn Max Cameron James Cl a rev Alfred Johnsgaard Karry Johnson Newell Ncllumoe Clifford Peterson Michael Peterson H. E. Schneider Alfred Skovholt John Skovholt Mvron Weis John Wiig BASKETBALL—1919 Weiss Schnellcr Johnson Skovholt Slettcn Cameron N clson Bln me, Coach FOOT BALL—1920 Michael Peterson, Capt. Marry Bohn Frank Bonga Dean Flenmcr Anthony Mcuer Conrad Ness Albert Skovholt Richard Smith Frank Stone Glenson Stone Francis Thompson Amos White Brown, Coach BASKETBALL—1920 Max Cameron. Capt. Harry Bohn Frank Bonga Charles Chesrown Stanley Forbes Conrad Ness Michael Peterson Alfcrd Sabbe Brown, Coach FOOTBALL—1921 Rae Lauder Adolph Lindenburg Max Cameron William Muldowney Bernard Clarey George O’dcll Amos White Harold Myhra Myron Weis Conrad Ness Albert Skovholt Michael Peterson Saathoff, Coach BASKETBALL—1921 Lyle Lunday Rae Lauder Stanley Forbes George O’dcll Myron Weiss Adolph Lindenburg Harold Mjrhra William Muldowney Saathoff. Coach FOOTBALL—1922 Francis Thompson John Murphy John Lunday Lyle Lunday Max Cameron Ted Brown David Larin Conrad Ness Amos White Rudolph Swenson John Ncllcrmoe Bill Muldowney Joe Radovich Oliver Huss Lloyd Fisher Harold Myhif BASKETBALL—1922 Champions John Lunday, Capt. L. Lunday I). Larin H. Bowman Ollic Huss H. Myhra C. Ness Paul Wiig Ben Barnard, Coach FOOTBALL—1923 Lloyd Fisher, Capt. Geo. Fisher John Ncllcrmoe Michael Peterson Laurence Ulsakcr Theodore Braun Frank Schmitt Dave Larin Gordon Reeder Rudolph Swenson Francis Morris Ollic Huss John Lunday Stanhoff. Coach BASKETBALL—1923 Ollie Huss J. Lunday D. Larin F. Mad rich L. Lunday R. Swenson J. Ncllcrmoe Stanhoff, Coach FOOTBALL—1924 Rudolph Swenson, Capt. John Nellermoc Ray Bassett Geo. Fisher Lloyd McEtwain John Leu timer Loren Wibrccht Kenneth Bute Cyrus Kahl Laurence Ulsakcr Hugo Johnson Fred Moore Archie Fordyce Karl Bute, Coach BASKETBALL—1924 Lawrence Ulsakcr Cyrus Kahl Ray Bassett Norbert Morris William Schmitt The Agawasie Kenneth Bute Jay Crooks E. Bute, Coach FOOTBALL—1925 Champions Cyrus Kahl, Capt. Walter Eidem Fred Moore Peter Feda Kenneth Bute Melvin Nelson Joe Skovholt Wilbur Lunday Archie Fordycc Ray Bassett Lcs Sc r rin Albert Nelson William Fink E. Bute, Coach BASKETBALL—1925 Cyrus Kahl Ray Bassett John Brady Kenneth Bute Walter Eidem Wilbur Lunday Ernest Cliczik William Williams Norbert Morr's E. Bute, Crtich FOOTBALL 1926 Rav Bassett, Capt. Wilbur Lunday Eddie Ach’cr John Brady Albert Nelson James Hnggeity Melvin Nelson Calvin Hill Frank Sykora Lambert Hupplcr Marvin Strubel Allan Weed Robert Hemplc Clifford Johnson E. Bute, Coach BASKETBALL—1926 Champions Ray Bassett Louis Schmitt Clifford Johnson John Brady Eddie Achter Wilbur Lunday Norbert Morris Art Nelson E. Bute, Coach FOOTBALL—1927 Frank Sykora Eddie Ach'er Elmer Butcher Wilbur Lunday Marvin Strubel Allan Weed Walter Eidem Joe Skovholt Clifford Johnson Orville Persons DcLos Williams Art Nelson Glen Walrath Gordon Canham E. Bute Coach BASKET BA LL— 1927 Champions Eddie Achter Arnold Strand George Brewster Bud Beeson Clifford Johnson Lou s Schmitt Wilbur Lunday ‘Fed McCullough E. Bute coach FOOTBALL—1928 Elmer Butcher DcLos Williams Gordon Canham George Brewster Marvn Strubel Ralph Ivcis Marvin Hausauer Russell Brady Kermit Maas Hcenan Summerville Anthony Peschel Larry Fisher John Needham Orville Persons Joe Skovholt E. Bute, coach BASKETBALL—1928 Cham pious Bud Beeson Art Nelson Arnold Strand One hundred twenty-five Kermit Maas Eddie Achter Nemo Thompson Eddie Johnson Mons Boardson Ollic Huss Orville Persons E. Bute, coach FOOTBALL—1929 (ice. Brewster Larry Fisher Elmer Butcher Orville Persons Dick Gardner Marvin Hausauer Kermit Maas Merton Brady Gus Franke George Brackin Marvin Dehn Clarence Husc Eddie Johnson E. Bute, Cdach BASKETBALL—1929 Geo. Brewster Eddie Johnson Orville Persons Gus Franke Art Nelson Bud Beeson Harmon Ebcltoft Marvin Dehn Jake Hammcrling FOOT BALL— 1930 'Pommy Crouse Bill Brady Stan Oksness Willy Anderson Gus Franke George Brackin Albert Pribhernow Chiton Winlaw Maurice Bydal Cliff Overby Ivan Rustad Vernon Petty Earle Anderson, Manager Earl Bute, Coach BASKETBALL—1930 Gus Franke Tommy Crouse Benny Ratzlaff Bill Brady THE AGAWASIE r One lutiulral Uventy-six Lawrence Nciscss Willy Anderson Stan Oksness Karl Bute. Coach FOOTBALL—1931 George Brackin Willy Anderson (Ins I’rankc Clinton Winlaw Herb Anderson Ivan Rustad Jack Hamilton Albert Pribbernow Andrew Solberg S'anlcy Johnson (Jordon Peterson Bernard Rat .lalf Doanc F:.y George Norwood Denial Crcascy Walter Strom Clifford Overby Robert Thomsen' Mgr. Karl Bute. Coach BASKETBALL—1931 William Brady Jake Hammerlmg Wllv Anderson Barnard Ratxlalf Lawrence Neisess (Jus Frankc William Di.Vall Karl Bute, Coach FOOTBALL—1932 Bernard Rar lalt Willy Anderson Gordon Peterson Lyle Durkee William Sykora Thomas Flynn Ort Malvorson Orrin Rife William Jones La Mont Lee Harold Dufclmcicr John Hoffmann Robert Keller George Norwood Robert Soderberg Stanley Johnson, Mgr. Karl Bute, Coach BASK KTBA LL— 1932 William DuVall Willy Anderson Bennard Kat .laff Orrin Rife Wilbur Kohnkc (Jordon Peterson George Norwood Robert Soderberg 'I bonus Klvnn Karl Bute, Coach THE AGAWASIE One liinuh i J itvcHiY-sci’cu Bobcats Conch Bote Kekes, Biggs, Lee. Johnson. Keller, Sorenson. Winning two and losing two the “Skipper's’ 1933 edition o: Bobcats had a fairly successful season. Although they played only four games this season they showed plenty of light and a steady brand of basketball in all of their games. The opening game of the season was with the Morris Aggies. It was nobody’s game from the opening whistle with the battle raging hot and heavy at all times. A final rally gave the Morris team a two point lead that won the game lor them by the score ot 17 to 19. After a trip to Morris in the zero weather the Bobkittens got a lot of sweet revenge by trouncing the Morris Aggies to the tune of 35 to 19. In their next contest of the season the Bobcats went to hair-mount and defeated the team that later won the Championship of class B High Schools of North Dakota. With the whole team clicking the Bobcats downed the Kairmount Pheasants by the score of 25 to 17. The final contest of the season found the Kittens and the Indians battling it out in an overtime game in the Science gym. In the overtime period the Bobcats weakened and the Indians were victorious by the score of 29 to 30. The Agawasie One hundred twenty-eight The Maltese Hack row: Conch Anderson. Hughes. Stuckey, Kinn. Elo, Wicbcr, manager. Front row: Dahlgrcn, Mccliler, Ness. Kohnke, Prihoda. The lighting Femmes, known as the Maltese, who were under the direction of Willie Anderson, won two and lost two games to come through the season even with their opposition. Opening the season the Maltese defeated the Indian Girls by a score of 32 to 28 in a game that featured a fourth quarter rally that brought the Femmes out in the lead. After bowing to the Fair-mount High girls by the score of 27 to 12 the feminine Cats played Wahpcton High and defeated them by the score of 35 to 18. The final game of the season was the return game with the Indian School. In this game the Indians avenged their earlier defeat and took the Maltese by the score of 19 to 35. At all times the Femmes demonstrated a lighting brand of basketball and did very well in their part of upholding Science athletics. The agawasie 7 One hundred twenty-nine 8 Intrci'Mural Basketball Competition was particularly keen this year in intra-mural basketball. The intra-mural league was composed of six scrappy teams representing the Printers, Electricians. Auto Mechanics, Aviators, Junior College, and Commercial. At the annual Stag Party the Aviators, winners of the first flight, and the Junior College team, winners of the second flight staged the annual championship basketball game. It was a close game throughout with the Junior College aggregation coming out on top by a three point margin. The final score was 20 to 23. Lindenburg was the big shot for the Junior College crew while the Bjornstad brothers proved to be the navigating lights for the Aviators. The members of the winning team were: George Field, Norman Lindenburg, Willys Lord, Ort Halvorson, William Sykora, and Lyle Durkcc. THE AGAWASIE F One hundred thirty S. S. S. Track With the two major sports of the season completed, the boys were just about to settle clown to a good rest in the balmy spring weather when the “Skipper” dug out the spikes, javelin, etc. and hustled the prospects out to the track field for practice. After a short period of training the Science track team opened the season with a trial meet at the YVahpcton Indian School. The Wildcat team dashed off with the honors by a score of 62 to 44 The second meet of the season was held at Kllendale and proved a bad day for the Wildcat trackstcrs. Competing in a driving rain that slowed up all events the Cats were defeated by the score of 46 to 61. The following two weeks were devoted to practice after which the team went to Moorhead to compete in a triangular meet with M. S. T. C. and Bcmidji. Winning five first places the Cats won runner-up honors in the meet with M. S. T. C. taking first place. Upshaw won the Discus throw. 1 12 feet; Rife took first in the 220 yard dash, 23.3; Mattison cleared the bar at 10 feet 9 in. to tic for first in the pole vault; Keller won the two mile run, 10 minutes 50 seconds; and the Science relay team carried off first place honors. With the steady improvement the team has shown they should show up very well in the conference meet that will be held at Jamestown. TRIBUTE TO MR. McMILLAN In all athletic activities Coach Bute has had the able assistance and support of Mr. McMillan. Win or lose, ‘Mac’ can always be relied on to be a constant booster for our teams and his valuable assistance has been an important factor in the development of high caliber teams at Science. THE AGAWASIE One hundred thirty-one 3SS THE AGAWASIE r One hundred thirty-two GO SCIENCE GO THE AGAWASIE 7 One hundred thirty-three FIRST AID FOR NONPLUSSED ASSEMBLY SPEAKER 'Flic Agawnsic Staff, after extensive research carried on for the past two years in the scond floor dormitory, has prepared the following composite assembly speech. Members of the faculty, students, friends, etc. When I was asked to speak here, 1 didn’t know just what to say, so 1 said, Well, what do you want me to talk about?” So they said, “Well, anything.” So 1 asked, “Well, what do you mean by anything?” So they said, “We mean just anything,” so I said. Well then, I’ll talk about just anything.” (Take a deep breath here.) You young people art very fortunate, indeed, tc be here (don’t mind those snickers.) You have the opportunity to prepare yourself for a useful and profitable occupation. The professions arc overcrowded and there arc too many white-collar men. The world needs trained men who have mastered the intricacies of pipe bending, box making, and canvas pasting. (Printer’s note: 1 think this is silly.) (Author’s note: Who asked you to think?) Editor’s note: Here! Here!) Success, my children, comes only from hard work, honesty, clean living, and doing a good deed every day. 'Those of you who remember these simple rules will become the successful auto mechanics and bricklayers of tomorrow. (At this juncture the speaker should seize a handful of color crayons and sketch a handsome innocent farmer boy. Sketch in the effects of dissipation and relate how over indulgence in three point two reduced him to a physical wreck. Intervals may be filled in by whistling or tap dancing, 'llicn tell how the depraved lad joined the Boy Scouts, renounced the devil, and now returns after a hard days work in the pretzel factory to a vine-covered cottage with little kiddies waiting at the gate.) And that, dear children, illustrates a beautiful thought that I wish to leave with you. Just remember this story whenever someone asks you to smoke a cigarette,, take a drink, or join the S” club. Yeh and Yell Now little friends, 1 will describe the Success family to you. Th� father is 'Trades Education and the mother is Hard Work. Auntie Chisel is there during the summer, hut spends most of the time at Cousins Sue’s. But that’s another story. The old Grandpa is Cutthroat who shares his room with Uncle Gyp. 'There arc also seven sons and seven daughters. Three of the latter arc THE AGAWASIE r Out liuiuirr l thirty-four attending college and two arc going to the Science School. The oldest of the sons is Honesty, the next is Education—(Till in with list of all the moronic virtues you can think of.) The message I wish to leave with you can best he expressed by a little poem of Eddie Guests that I read the other day. It impressed me very much. Now, I know that Eddie Guest may not be any Shakespeare or Longfellow, but sometimes 1 think he hits the nail on the head. (Then recite Eddie Guest’s daily poem, smile benevolently, and leave the platform.) COLLEGE NOTES By Charley Horse “Kick ’em in the Head O’Rooke Wisconsin’s All-American football player. is suffering from an ingrown toe nail. Three specialists arc in attendance, and the President of the United States has wired a telegram of cncouragmcnt. 'Pen members of Eairweathcr College’s football team fell dead yesterday on learning that they had passed in every subject. The scheduled game with Havadrink U has been indefinitely postponed. Chemistry will be thrown out of the curriculum at Bonfire Tech, and a new course called “Drugstore Sandwich Making” will replace it. The following question was asked of 750 students in an Iowa Abnormal School: “Why do you go to college?” 640 papers answered: “To keep from working.” .Miss Hirick, librarian at Wishbone College, was chastised by the student paper. “The Wishbone Daily Banner , in an editorial last week. The editorial maintained that there was no godly reason why she should cry “Quiet, please!” every time a student talked above a microscopic whisper in her sanctum. A horse was seen in Wahpcton last Thursday by an eagle-eyed Science School student, but on the latter’s approach, the animal kicked up its heels and fled. 'Phis is the fourth horse that has been seen in Wahpcton since the automobile came in. OWEN MORE Owen Moore he went away Owin’ more than he could pay; Owen More came back today Owin’ more. CAN IT BE TRUE? Traffic Cop (to boy in car): Can’t you go any faster? Donald Prall: I can. but I don’t want to leave the car. H. Rowe: Aha, my dear Nincompoop, there arc a tremendous number of casualties, I sec by the paper. 11. Johnson: Forsooth, my dear Ig-gledeboodoo, and what paper? II. Rowe: Egad, the fly paper. W. Bourassu: What a dirty look hr gave you. G. Hanson: Gave me nothing; I’ve always had this dirty look. Margaret N : I can’t swim. Charles B.: Why not? Margaret N.: I’m not in the water. Joe V.: Where do you live? Fred S.: In Brcck., where men are Minn. THE AGAWASIE 7 One hundred thirty-fire A STRANGER LOOKS AT BURCH HALL Dear loving Mother: I’m in a town called Wahpeton today, and while here, visited an institution known as the Science School. 1 was very much interested in the place, but what Struck me most was a building named Burch Hall, a very strange edifice indeed. In fact. 1 do not believe that it is a part of the school proper, but just happens to he located dose by. It is my theory that it is a building provided by the State for the violently insane. That is. for those whose condition is such that it is impossible to take them to a milder asylum. such as Jamestown. If that theory is correct, and I believe it is, I wonder why they don’t have bars on the windows like they do in other asylums? The State patients in Burch Hall—I think 1 can call them that—are never quiet, no matter what time it is. day or night. They arc perpetually hooting, screaming, shouting, and yelling at the top of their lungs. Each seems to be trying to see how much noise he can make to disturb the others. They have several radios in At I!inch IInil there with them. too. and these are going all the time, turned on to their very loudest. I have gone through boiler factories and listened to a great many brass bands, but the weird, uncanny pandemonium coming from Burch Hall has them all beat one hundred different ways. Well, mother. I guess it's time to draw my letter to a close. It’s getting pretty late and before I go to bed 1 want to go out and have another look at this place they call Burch Hall. It’s lots more fun any day than watching the monkeys at the v.oo. Your obedient son. Adolph Hans: That girl is grace personified. Fish: What did you say her last name was? He: You surely are a good dancer. She Thank you. I’m sorry 1 can’t return the compliment. He: You could if you were as big a liar as I am. I hear that your girl said she didn’t love you any more. Frank. You’re wrong. She said she never did. M. Johnson: The people of New York arc noted for their stupidity. Miss Allen: Where did you get that in formation ? M. Johnson: Well, it says here that the population of New York is very dense. Ron Sullivan’s plea: He: Please. She: No. He: Ah. pretty please. She: No. He: Please, just this once. She: I said No. He: Ah please. Ma. all the other boys are going barefooted. Geo. Norwood: I told Betty that I love her and that we arc going to be married this summer. Bill Du Vail: July? Geo. Norwood: No, I didn’t, I really love her. ELSIE SCHMID SOLILOQUIZES 1 lost my canary yesterday A Hotter soon I heard. He flew out of my inkboltlc Bye, bye, blackbird. THE AGAWASIE P One hundred tliirty-six PORTRAIT OF AVERAGE SCIENCE SCHOOL CO-ED (In which Madame is raked over the coals) Chews gum. Uses Yuh.” and “I don’t gctcha” in her conversation repeatedly. Only reason she takes any of the sciences is because they’re required. Sighs ovcj the love-making of John Gilbert, and thinks Charles Rogers “too cute for anything.’’ Wonders why the library doesn’t subscribe to more interesting magazines, such as “Screenland’’ and “Snappy Stories,” instead of highbrow stuff like “Harpers” and “Atlantic Monthly.” Clicks her heels loudly in the halls because all of the rest of the girls do it.” Between classes can usually be found in front of the mirror in the girl’s “lounging” room, or downstairs in the Step Inn candy store trying to decide whether she wants to buy a Milky Way or a package of Wriglcys. Thinks that Ibsen was some sort of Swedish explorer. Favorite author: Elinor Glyn (“Really, a person should read something deep once in awhile, don’t you think?”) Favorite exercise: changing dresses for parties. Most detested exercise: getting to school S. S. S. Co-Ei on time. ETIQUETTE FOR HOGS (In Six Easy Steps) 1. As soon as you reach the table, grab for every eatable in sight. Don’t be afraid to reach, for if you do not. somebody else is liable to get something to eat. 2. Every time you swaljow a piece of food, no matter how small, make a loud sound and smack your lips. People around you arc always glad to know that you arc enjoying your meal, and this is the best way of informing them. 3. Keep pushing your elbows into your neighbor’s stomach all the time, laughing boisterously at each push. It will annoy him, but will afford you no end of fun. 4. When you wish another helping, don’t whisper the fact into a waiter’s ear. Yell it across the room at him. If this doesn’t bring results, stamp your feet, whistle, or bang your plate on the table. Do this until served. 5. Don’t just put food into your mouth—scoop it in. stcamshovcl fashion. This can be best accomplished by bending low over the plate, making a much shorter distance for your knife and fork to travel. 6. Lastly, always talk with your mouth full. This will cause about half of the people at the table to get up and walk away, leaving more for you to cat. Hoes THE agawasie One hundred thirty-seven Sfltterlfc in Wnr paint THE LOW DOWN ON SATTERLEE , By Anonymous Many people have asked us how it came about that Satterlce broke his New Year’s resolution to quit swearing. They think it’s mighty odd that after keeping it for three months, he suddenly went back to his old habits. Well. Satterlec is a printer of the Old School, you know, and any graduate of that school knows the Art of Swearing and handling the unexpurgated portions of the Kings English like nobody’s business. So the urge to return was very strong, as you can see. But that isn’t the whole story, by any means. We honestly believe that Satterlce would have kept his resolution—if it weren’t for one thing, and that one thing was a printing student whom we shall c :«ll Bill.” It came about in this way. Satterlce and Bill were setting up the front page of the Scientist. When they were all done (it had been an exceptionally tough piece of work this time). Satterlce stepped back and regarded his hid Bill’s handiwork with consummate pride. “There. he is reputably alleged to have said, “is a piece of work that a printer can be proud of. even though it did take us almost half a day to set it up. Now if someone doesn’t—” He didn’t finish his sentence, for just then Bill, in his ecstasy of prid. slipped on a piece of type, his elbow plowing through two of the front page’s columns and knocking them to the four winds. 'Hiat was the exact time and place Satterlce abandoned, once and for all. his resolution to quit swearing, lie claims that he will never return to it. And what happened to Bill? Oh. they buried him two dr.ys later in the Wahpeton Cemetery. Lester was the name of the undertaker. THE AGAWASIE r One hundred thirty-eight SCIENCE AND ARTS The Main Building, being the oldest and largest building on the campus, is considered to be the nucleus of the school. It is here that toiling students arc carefully gu'ded. with just the right amount of coaxing, persuasion, flattery, cajolery, and a dash of sternness added, into the labyrinth of Trigonometry, College Algebra. Psychology. French and other alien and practically worthless (quoting now, the students) subjects. Practically all the Junior College subjects are taught within the confines (what an appropriate word) of the Main Building and the Chemistry Building. English Classes under the direction of Prof. McMahon turn in perfectly priceless themes ranging in subjects from “How to Make a Lathe Dog in Two Parts to “Moonlight on the Taj Mahal.” Without so much as an infinitesimal delay, however, F. H. proceeds with demon-like joy to obliterate any signs of intelligent work on these masterpieces by hurriedly marking each and every one “C minus.” This mark is thought of as standard. Science and Arts Any one not receiving this commonplace gnadc is shied away from, as though afflicted with fallen arches, halitoscs. or something equally condemning. J. C. McMillan conducts the Psychology class and various Mathematics classes. The procedure of teaching a goggle-eyed Freshman that the Cubed root of I equals 1 to the one-third power has become almost auto- matic with this University of Chicago alumnus. A disciple of Archimedes named Larsson is also affiliated with the Mathematics department. His favorite indoor sport is covering a blackboard with a maze of cubes, squares, and other incongruous figures in order to solve a problem and then nonchalantly stating that the problem is “quite simple.” The Science department is supervised by one William Cavanaugh who from behind his gold-rimmed spectacles appears to be quite timid. The proverb THE AGAWASIE One hundred thirty-nine which comes to our mind just now ps being the most fitting is Don’t judge a book by its cover.” Prof. Cavanaugh employs one or more assistants (?) who will mix the most dangerous acids and chemicals upon the slightest invitation. Yearly one of these young hopefuls attempts to improve on the currently popular brand of nitroglycerine. The experimenter is generally buried with military honors the next day. if enough remnants of the body arc to be found. The climax arrived one night when Warren Dundon was experimenting and carelessly fell into a large vat of acid, and was unable to untangle himself out of his unfortunate predicament. Came the dawn, as it always docs (especially in the movies) and. in addition to there not being any one there to receive it, found Mr. Dundon s ill in the acid. In due time Mr. Cavanaugh discovered our hero and extracted Warren from the acid much shrunken in size and in a slightly decomposed state. “My word. said 1. “My acid,” said Mr. Cavanaugh. The Library, which is a spacious promenade dedicated to silence by Miss Mi rick and to Rendczvous-With-Girl-Friends by various male Junior College students is conducted on a no-cover charge basis and is furnished with all enlightening magazines including True Story, Fast Life, etc. To find this delightful place: Walk into each doorway on the first floor of the Main Building; the one on which you trip and fall down will be the Library. The Home Economics department is useful chiefly for furnishing extra students (female) when shop pictures are to be taken. By disguising these girls in overalls land calling on Shorty and Ed. our scintillating janitors, the shops may be made to appear actually filled with students. Mrs. McClintock (she’s the lady in the office who takes your $14.00) supervises the payment of fees, board (this last refers to the food at Burch Hall) and other duties. She is assisted by Mildred Buttcdahl. who established what is probably.an international record by simultaneously freezing not only both her ears but also her nose while walking to school one February morning. Dundon Experiments A FEW FACULTY PERSONALITY PORTRAITS Mr. Masica Mr. Masica at one time was First Jews Harp in the New York Symphony Orchestra, so you can readily sec that when you take a course from him. you’re moving in exclusive company. He is a modest man, but has a bad habit of braining students in his “band” for playing G flat when they should have played G natural. It’s a terrible weakness, but one which he is fortunately overcoming. He is found of Bull Durham, and is rarely seen without a sack. Masica is also a mean fiddle string pluckcr and in a pinch can double on the slide ‘‘for second base -trombone. Mr. McMillan Very hard to get away from once he starts talking to you iabout fishing or his pet hobby, Old Man Psycholog)-. He, too. is a modest man, and parts his THE AGAWASIE r One hundred forty li.u'r on the left side. No. not even his wife has ever seen him in a hurry. Believes in taking h:s time, Mac does. Will always drop anything to discuss the Yankee's pendant chances. For more about him. see sketch in this section, entitled “A Canoeing Trip.” .Mr. McMahon Mc.M-ahon is the English instructor at Science School. Up to a few years ago. he was a bachelor, hut Cupid got him in the end (as the little devil gets most of us). He is very fond of cigars and pickled herring, but absolutely will not walk a mile for a Camel, no matter how good looking the latter is. Like McMillan, he is a Scotchman, but don’t hold that against him. (Editor's note: Mr. McMahon says he is not a Scotchman. He says it's bad enough to be Irish without being called Scotch.) John Ness John is a rather stout man. and at one time used to make a lot of extra money playing the part of Santa Claus for the kiddies at various churches. But John's suit burned and he quit the game in disgust, and., though often tempted, has never gone back to it. He is a temperance man, and belongs to the Anti-Saloon league. (It nearly killed John when they brought beer back from the g ave. He's a grape juice addict himself.) cAu.NAicii, the Hunter Mr. Cavanaugh Cavanjaugh is the good grey poet of the Chemistry Building. He has trained and domesticated species of the amoeba (if we arc to believe Warren Dundon, of Science Notes fame),, and loves nothing better than to gather a group of his favorite students (!) in his room to sec his pets go through their paces. He is extremely fond of hunting, and has shot more farmer’s cows than you could count on the fingers of both hands. Also, he is a considerable freak, having managed to live off the hoard at Burch Hall for the last eight years without preemptible ill-effects, other than a touch of ptomaine poisoning now and then. On the strength of the last score, lie has declined several fat offers from Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey. Mr. Larsson Larsson is the last on our list, but hardly what you could call the least. His forte is physics, and we don’t mean Ex-Lax. It is rumored that Handsome Karl is about to scoop Einstein by issuing a revolutionary unified field theory in which he will claim that parallel lines do not meet. and. in point of fact, haven’t spoken to each other for years. But that is merely a supposition (sec Webster). Karl is a very mathematically-minded young chap, and spends most of his spare time trying to square the circle, eating liverwurst sandwiches imported from Sweden, and swatting Hies. 'Thus ends our Personality Portraits. THE AGAWASIE Jim iiir Fisher C iIle l Mr. McMahon Scotch IF TEXT HOOKS COULD THINK “Gosh, here I've been lying in this dusty old locker for weeks and weeks, and he’s never once taken me out to study me. You’d think 1 had smallpox or something. I might just as well he a piece of furniture for all the notice lie takes of me. 'Hie fellow who had me last year was the same way. leaving me here in this dark hole until the night before the examination, then taking me out and keeping me up all night, and kicking and throwing me around when he failed to pass. As if it was my fault! My companions tell me that lie treats them just as roughly. 'Flic poor old chemistry hook spends most of his time crying about it but I tell him to hear up and be a philosopher. . . . “Listen! That’s the boss trying the combination now. He’s only come to get some ink for his pen so’s he can write mash notes to that girl who sits next to him in history class. Phew, didn’t he give me an ugly look though! Humph, must he about time for the six-week exams to roll around again.......” THE AGAWASIE r One hundred forty-two A CANOEING TRIP 'W ee� TRio«i Joys of Camping (Wc (iml the “heroes’' of this sketch. McMillan and Bute, about to embark on a two weeks canoeing trip into the Wilds. It will consist of much portaging and self-imposed hardship as is (he singular way with canoeing trips. Mere they arc on the starting day.) Bu� e: Great weather, isn’t it?!! McMillan: Marvelous! Let's sling ■this stuff into the canoe and get going!! (Morning Second Day) Bute: Slept splendid last night, except for that rock I was lying on! Otherwise I feel line, how about you?! McMillan (taking a deep draft of ozone): Couldn’t be better! Boy, this is the life! Now for a day's paddling! (Morning Third Day) McMillan (voice a trifle forced): It’s wonderful to get away from civilization for a while and rough it. Swiet weather this morning—but say, Bute, were you troubled any by mosquitoes last rvght ? Bute: Was I! I thought I was wrestling with a coupla Rocky Mountain Wildcats. (Somewhat dejectedly) Yeh. it certainly is nice weather, certainly is. (Morning Fourth Day) Bute (not noticing the weather, v hich is excellent, for the first time): I'm sore all over from paddling that d—n canoe yesterday. I didn’t sleep a wink last night. Did you hear that noise outside about twelve-o’clock? Do you think it was a bear? McMillan: (Uneasily. Me appears unshaven and tired-looking in the morning h’ght.) Yes, I heard it. It might have been. (Disgustedly) - !?- ! --. we forgot to wash the frying pan Ir.st night! Merc it’s all greasy and we’ve got to cook with it. (Morning Fifth Day) Bute (weakly dragging himself out of bed): God. I feel like the last rose of summer. 1 think those sardines I ate last night were spoiled. You’ll have to make breakfast, Mac. McMillan (with a ghastly look on his face): Huh! Don’t forget that I ate some of those sardines, too....So this is God’s Wilderness! Oh, to b; home reading the Sunday paper with the wife and kids! (Morning Sixth Day) Bute (sourly and with cold emphasis) : Cursed rotten weather this morning! (In a suggestive tone of voice) Say, Mac, I sec by the map that there’s a town with a railroad only three miles from here. Wc could get tickets and maybe ship the canoe— McMillan (still ghostly-looking. but eager for the first time in two days): You arrange to ship the canoe. Bute—I’ll get the tickets! (They both gallop off towards the town at a sp--d that even Paddock would envy.) (Curtain) DITTO FOR SCIENCE CO-EDS When Adam in bliss Asked Eve for a kiss She puckered her lips with a coo. With a look quite ecstatic She answered emphatic, “I don’t care, Adam if I do.’’ This is a wonderful floor. Then why dance on my feet? Lord (1st angel): Mow’d you get here? Sykora (2nd angel): Flu. THE AGAWASIE One hundred forty-three HEM! HEH! HISSED THE VILLAIN Outside, a snow storm was fiercely raging. Inside all was warm, hut there was nothing warm in the hearts of Colonel Bisquick and h's daughter, the sweet and lovely Sue. just turned sixteen last summer, as they sat huddled in their cabin on the snow-hound prairie. It was Christmas Eve, the time ol the year when all the world’s rich arc supposed to unpadlock their hearts and give their cast-off clothing to the poor. Yes, Christmas Eva. and old Colonel Bisquick and Sue were about to be ejected from their happy though poorly-furnished home! Ah, the teprs roll down my palsied check as I tell it. but, by gad, it was so. Over the shivering two stood hard-fisted Silas Stone who was said to own three fourths of the county and the north end of the state. Pay the mortgage,” he said in a voice that was as flat as a miser’s pancake. or git out! Ye’ve put me off long enough now.” He placed his watch on the table that stood in the middle of the gaunt-looking cabin. “I’ll give vc jist two minutes. If 1 ain’t got me thousand dollars by the end of that time. I’ll put ye out shore as snow falls in December.’’ Colonel Bisquick patted his weeping daughter’s shoulder and raised his old grey head, looking Silas Stone straight in the eye. Salt ” said the Colonel, who hhd fought side by side with Grant at the Battles of New Orleans and Waterloo, THE AGAWASIE N One hundred forty-four you can’t do that! Think of my daughter Sue! Is there no mercy in your hard heart ?” None a' tall!” twanged out Silas, kiting off a chew. If ye’re figurin' on payin’, do it now, th’ two minutes is almost up. Just then the door opened. In it stood Marry, who, if we arc to believe the stories the tabloids hand out, had a “crush” on Sue. Ilis eyes were flashing and his manlv breast heaved. What’s up here? he said, and his voice was thunderous. Sue turned at the sound, then brushed away her tears and cried. It’s Harry, fathah! It’s Harry! “Yes. ’tis I!’’ exclaimed Harry, smiting his barrel-like chest. Why arc you here tonight. Silas Stone? Is it to foreclose the mortgage and push these two helpless souls. Sue and her poor old father, Colonel Bisquick, out into the cold world? Speak, man. speak! Ye’re tootin’ right, that’s why I’m here,’’ answered Silas Stone, turning to face Harry, “and I’m looking for a strong and willing man to carry out the Colonel’s furniture for him. ‘cause the two Harry Hand some minutes ere up and the farm is mine by the rights of law! Colonel Bisquick and Sue moaned at these last words and looked appealingly at Harry. But the latter’s gaze was fixed on Silas. How much is there in it? he demanded. his eyes gleaming. Five dollars if ye work fast. Done!” cried Harry, and seizing the nearest chair, he started carrying it out the door. NOTES I-OR ASSEMBLY SPEAKER Don't tell too many jokes. The students have heard all you can tell and a lot that you can’t. Don’t talk too loudly. You may disturb someone. Don’t mind the bells. Anyone would rather listen to you than go to a class Don't walk around too much. It is most embarrassing to fall over a music rack in the middle of a speech. Don’t mind those bums sleeping in the front row. Don’t duck if you sec a student raise up his arm quickly. He is probably only catching a fly. Don't stand near the door of the assembly when the program is over. You may get killed or maimed or even injured. PET PHRASES Cavanaugh: Take the next eight pages. .Mc.Millian: I bet the fish arc biting today.’’ McMahon: To put it briefly.” Miss Walton: Tabular kevs 10 and 70.” Masica: I fiddle a little myself.” Miss Mirick: Can’t we have it quieter in here, please?” Larsson: Gott. vot a bunch of dummies!” I’ve never slept so well in years.” How come?’’ “I just got back from attending an assembly program.” THE AGAWASIE One hundred forty-five AN INTELLIGENCE TEST (or, Yes, vc have no Bananas) (Owing to the widespread popularity of intelligence tests, vc have finally succumbed to popular demand and devised one for our readers, using some of the more recent innovations. Sec how many you can get wrong. Don’t cheat—we’re watching you!) SAMPLE QUESTIONS (Mark an X after every question which you think is right, and an O after every one you consider as wrong. Thank you.) 1. Pencils arc used to write with. X 2. Saxophone players should he endured. O I. Elephants have suitcases as well as trunks. T7. u .. ■ i-rn • 2. Lindbergh flew across the ocean in an air- plane. 3. Theodore Roosevelt is president of the United States. 4. A1 Smith wrote the popular song. “Sidewalks of New York.” 5. Football players should be paid larger salaries. 6. Newton invented the phonograph. 7. 'Fhc radio is a blessing (maybe this one’s too easy). S. Garner (worse luck) the United States. 9. The horse is speedily mobile. 10. Shakespeare wrote Sinclair Lewis’ Street. PROBLEMS (Put in the correct answers. You should have known that without being told. Of all the silly questions! Just for that we aren’t going to give any sample problems.) Soderbert; Takes Inlellitjencc Test. is vice-president of replacing the auto-Main 1. A husband was supporting four of his wife’s relations. One of them died. How many is lie supporting now? 2. 3 plus 3 equals ? ? ? ? 3. If I cut an apple in two. how many pieces have 1? 4. If I break a china vase, how many pieces have I ? 5. I received fifteen ties for Christmas. I threw them all in the furnace. How many tics have I left? (Well, well, well, and another well, what mark did you get? Or haven’t you figured it out yet? Tut, tut, such lazyncss. If you got all of them right, and if you got all of them wrong, you arc extremely extremely intelligent. In and if you got all of them wrong, you arc cxtrmcly extremely intelligent. In fact, you should go to the front of the class. Or hasn’t the class any front?) John Stiles: What did you give your girl for your anniversary present ? Wilmcr Rytkoncn: Some book ends. John Stiles: It's a shame to tear up books like that. Joyce Ballard: Did you have your poem read at the “S Club initiation? Durkcc: No. they used paddles. “The jig is up, said the doctor, as the patient with St. Vitus dance died. THE AGAWASIE One hundred forty-six JOHNNY’S GOING TO SCIENCE SCHOOL (Tunc: “Solomon Levi”) WILMA Wilma K.: “Oh. it was such a wonderful game! Really, one of the best jiamcs I’ve seen in years. Perfectly marvelous, honestly! There were such a lot of baskets made. First one side had the ball, and then the other side had it. I not so excited that I nearly swallowed my gu;m! There was a tall player on the other side, and the way he threw that ball around—My!! I thought they would never stop him. 1 just adore basketball, don’t you?” Ort H.: “Yeh. By the way. what was the score?” Wilma K.: “Score? Oh-h-h-h. let me see. . . .Why. I’ve completely for-gotten what it was! Isn't that silly of ■Johnny Willy, he took to peddling boo .Ci (iot napped in a big raid; But Johnny's going to Science School And taking up a trade. js Frankie's off selling groceries. Not much dough has he made; But Johnny's going to Science School And taking up a trade. George is quite lazy, he likes to Loaf around in the shade; But Johnny's going to Science School And taking up a trade. .Mr. Cavanaugh: Now arc there any questions? Mary Jo Merchant: Yes, can you tell me whether a zebra is a white animal with black stripes or a black animal with white stripes. Oleomargarine is something you take for butter or worse. Phil is nothing but a hobo. He’ll never make the grade; But Johnny’s going to Science School And A.king up a trade. Bill spends most of his time dancing With some gold-digging maid; BUT JOHNNY'S GOING TO SCIENCE SCHOOL AND TAKING UP A TRADE. Plea to Science Fellows and Answer: Will you help the Old Ladies Home ? Why don’t they stay in, instead of wandering around? H. Hughes: Why does it cost so much to take boys on a basketball trip? S. Johnson: Because they cat like canaries. H. Hughes: Like canaries? S. Johnson: Yes, a peck at a time. Edna Carpenter: Papa, what is the hoi polloi ? Mr. Carpenter: Oh. just one of those college drinking songs. John Davis: Are you a letter man? Pete Harlcs: No. sir. She might want to, but I don't letter her. THE AGAWASIE One hundred forty-seven MOW TO WRITE COLLEGE TEXTBOOKS The main thing to concentrate on when writing a college textbook is to he sure to state everything pertaining to your subject in such a manner that a student cannot possibly understand it. This, I realize, is extremely difficult, hut it can be done—in fact, is being done right along by some of the best textbook authors in America. Don’t be so crude as to come right out and say what you have to say and then shut up. That will never do. It is against the best policies of Textbook Writing. Cultivate an involved style. Don’t be satisfied with just making your thoughts subtle—make them profound. Only when you have made the majority in a class exclaim. I don’t know what in the world he’s driving at!” have you succeeded. That is the supreme test. Kill the bottoms of the pages with meaningless, jackass footnotes and have a iihcral Suggested Readings list at the end of each chapter. Th’s will show how widely read you are. Also, write big volumes. Nothing looks worse than a thin textbook. See that the publishing company that sells your hook charges enough. Students, don’t forget, have plenty of money. A good gag to raise the price is to insert a single photograph in the front and then have the word “11-'TJtT' - lustrated’’ stamped conspicuously on the cover. Ties |us xvor|;i.j repeatedly for others. It will work for you. . , Don’t fail to have all of your college degrees printed a. after your name when it is stated as the author’s. In- vent a few if necessary. They command a student’s respect and make him think you know a great deal about the subject, where, as a matter of fact, you may know nothing. Lastly, write a long learned preface. Of course, it is well known that nobody ever reads a textbook’s preface but then, as in the ease of the degrees after your name, it looks very good. Never make a preface lively or witty. It should be dull like the rest of the book. Student who has another textbook. .Miss Allen (in history class): And the Britons still wore the same clothes that their ancestors did. Margaret Rice: Oh. the dirty things! Tramp: Gimme a penny for my wife. McMillan: I regret I must decline. The price is undoubtedly low. but I already have one. To The Scotch There was once a Scotchman so tight that every time he shaved he went on a date to powder himself. dud Then there was also the Scotchman who shot his father and mother so he could go on the orphan’s picnic. Small hoy: How do you account for your football powress? Katz: Well, from the day I was born it was just bawl, bawl, bawl. Jack Hamilton was showing off his collection of trophies to a group of Burch Hall fellows. He was rapturously explaining how he had acquired the various exhibits. “Sec that elephant,” he said. “I shot it in my pajamas.” “My goodness.” murmured Duffy, “How did it get there?” James Stoeckle and Nick Timpc were ship wrecked and were living on a small raft. Two days passed and they were nearly frantic. However, Nick, who had been scanning the horizon, now gave a happy cry. “I see a sail!” “What’s the use,” murmured Jimmy. “we ain’t got no samples.” THE AGAWASIE F One hundred forty-eight DID YOU KNOW THAT— —Neil .Miller’s best girl is quite a musician? He says that she’s always harping on something. —Warren Dundon is an excellent contortionist? Every morning he shaves himself with his shoulder-blades. —Wilma Olson used to be a telephone girl? She s ys that it was just one ring after another. —A cousin of Beatrice Braun became wealthy as a result of the stock market crash? He manufactures barrels. —Cavanaugh made an awful mistake last year? By accident: he sent a baldheaded friend of his a set of hair-brushes for Christmas. —McMillan never bothers to dig worms before he goes on a fishing trip? He just orders a box of apples from his grocer. —Knadlc plans to take up undertaking? He’s already been promised a government job embalming dead letters. —Miss Forkner says the dressmaking business is just sew-sew? —Larsson’s wife bakes bread so light that she has to put a lead weight on each loaf to keep it from floating away. —McMahon’s wife likes to go through two things: the museum and his pant’s pockets? A Dog’s Life —That a certain member of the faculty has been nick-rtamcd “Towscr” by his friends because his wife leads him a dog’s life? —Don Hawes claims that the only reason a friend of his hasn’t bathed yet is because the river’s taken so long to thaw? —Warren Xyc owns a pet centipede that is very ill? It already has eight feet in the grave. —lone Williams claims that two of her ancestors would have come over in th; Mayflower if they hadn't missed the boat? —Sattcrlec’s wife has a perfect aim? She hasn’t missed him with a rolling pin for years. — Halvorscn can change himself into any animal you want him to? Just the other day he shouted himself hoarse. —Helene Hughes bought a gross of flypaper last week? She says the flies are awful stuck on it. —George Field believes in rotating his crops? Last year he raised cane; this year he’s raising hell. THE AGAWASIE One hundred forty-nine A SCIENCE SCHOOL STUDENT CONFESSES Frankly. 1 felt blue. 1 had lost all the faith in human nature that 1 ever possessed. My disillusionment dated from the time I read a correspondence music school’s advertisement telling me how 1 could learn to play the piano within three months. The beauty of the thin];, it said, was that all this could he done by only practicing twenty minutes a day. Well. I wrote in, enclosing a check for fifteen dollars, and started taking pany their fee. believing from the tone of their advertisements that they were sincere. Well, and much to my surprise, this course panned out like the first one. I exercised faithfully, but did not put on any muscle as far as I could sec. Finally, after a month of it, I quit, deciding this company, too, was nothing but another scheme to get people’s money. I tried many things by mail after this taking cartooning, salesmanship, bookkeeping, short story writing electrical and guitar courses, but it was always the same old story. It began to look like I would have to fit shoes in Pa’s store for the rest of my life. Then I met Joe Dashly, who had been East and was an old schoolmate of mine. We graduated from grade school together. Joe knew I had saved four hundred dollars. Pretty near everybody in town knew it, 1 guess. It was a point of pride with me. lie came up to me one day. all dressed up like he always is, and said. “Henry, you’re an old friend of mine, ain’t you?” I said I was. “Now. then, Henry,” Joe says, “ on account of vour being an old friend of mine, I’m going to let you in on a good proposition. 1 know you’ve got four hundred bucks saved and 1 know you would like to turn it into a fortune. A couple of other fellows and myself have decided to drill for oil— ’ Well, to make a long story short. Joe got me to invest my four hundred in an oil well down in Oklahoma somewhere. In fact, he made me vice-president of the company. Joe says it’s hound to make both of us a whale of a lot the course. After continuing it for two months, I found that I could hardly play a single note, though I had practiced just as instructed in the lessons sent me. Mad as blazes, I ask the correspondence school to refund my money. I received an answer, saying that I must not have practiced as 1 should have, and viewing that, it would he impossible to return what I had paid them for the course. After writing them a hunch of letters, and after getting put off by dozens of lying excuses, I gave up trying to get my money back and buckled down to work. A year passed. One day I saw another advertisement in a magazine 1 was reading offering, for thirty-five dollars, to make me over from a weakling into a physical giant, so that I would be able to appear without embarrassment on the beach in a bathing suit, or defend my best girl against the attack of ruffians. Those were the advertisement’s very words. After Taking I signed the coupon at the bottom of the page, and sent this physical culture com- THE AGAWASIE r One liiuuhctl fifty of money. He left town to supervise the drilling right after I give him my four hundred. And so that folks, is how through good old Joe. and after being deceived by countless swindling schemes. 1 regained my faith in human nature. I’ve regained it so much that with the first check I get from the oil deal. I’m going to begin taking xylophone lessons by mail. The advertisement says that big jobs are always open for xylophone players in radio and vaudeville. This time it looks like a sure thing. SKETCH (Place: Any college at Fall registration time) Registrar: So you want to enter Alfalfa University? Have you ever graduated from high school? Prospective Student (he was a hulking lad with a sheep-like expression on his face): No, I ain’t never. Registrar (scratching his head): M-m. how about grade school? P. S. (reddening) : Well. I can’t say as I have there either. Still I got about half through it. I had to quit when I was in the fourth grade—I mean they told me to quit. I wasn’t much of a hand for studying. Registrar (obviously shocked): And you want to enter college, but haven’t graduated from grade school! Impossible. my good man. impossible! Alfalfa University has very high requirements. We pick only the best students. P. S.: Well. I kin play football just dandy. The folks around home kin tell you that. There have been plenty of big school fellows after me, but I thought I'd try Alfalfa ’cause it’s nearer. 1 kin kick seventy ya rds. Registrar (All alert A Coo,I Prospect at this news): Uh. what, is that so! (Thinking fast) There's been a mistake. You can enter Alfalfa after all! Certainly, of course. Come, just put your name and address on this card. N on say you can’t write? Then put a big “X” here. Now we’ll put down the courses you’re to take: penmanship, spelling, typewr—(Tapping prospective student on tlie back) Tut lut we’ll not only give you room and hoard, but eighty a month as well. There won’t be much studying, so you’ll be able to give your full time to football. (Aside) I’ll have to phone the coach. Boy. this is a find! 1 t— 1 Hi 1 J I M f S' J CANDID DEFINITIONS Snap Course: Any subject which has a full enrollment. Study Period: Evidently so named bv a chap of a humorous turn of mind. Actually, hours of the day used by the students in gossiping over the last school party, reading Post,” matching pennies, and sleeping. University: An institution generously provided by the State for the use of young men and women who wan; to keep from working for at least four more years. THE AGAWASIE One hundred fifty-one THE HARD LIFE OF AN EDITOR Agawasie Hu morons Editor: What's all that noise out there? Assistant (Koine out and then running hack in): It’s a great big mob! They’re yelling for you. A. H. E.: For me? Assistant (wringing his hands): Yes, a bunch of students, in an awfully ugly mood. They’ve got a rope and they—they told me to tell you to come out and get lynched like a man. A. H. E. (blanching): ‘Get lynched like a man’? What th’ hell—! What reason have they got for lynching me? Assistant: A couple of them hollered that you put some awful mean stuff in the Agawasie about them, said you made slighting and insulting references about them. A. H. E. (shivering): It’s a lie! Assistant: And—and there arc some girls out there with them. They want to pull your hair cut. they said. The staff is trying to ludd them back, but I don’t know how long they will be able to do it. Oh. dear, oh. dear! A. II. E. (taking an insurance policy out of his desk and scanning it closely to sec if all the pre miums arc paid up): There they are in the hallway now! Help me shove this desk against the door. Angry Voices. Feminine and Masculine (banging on door): Come out of there, you cur. come out of there! We’ll teach you to slander law-abiding students! (Someone on the other side of the door has an ax, and starts breaking in the door with it. Suddenly the door crashes, and the mob swirls in.) A. H. E. (as he goes down before overwhelming numbers): Police! Police! Police! Portrait of Humor Editor Alycc Rcrcsford: I just adore dark men. Alvin Schreiber: You’d have a big time in Africa. Sorenson (on the phone): Will you put Marion on the wire Mr. Field: What d’ya think my daughter is—a tight rope walker? A sailor may have a girl in every port, but a college man has a girl in every department. .Miss Allen (in history class): In what battle was General Custer killed? George Field: His last one. Late to bed and early to rise— Keeps the fellows from wearing your tics. Rob .Mnttison: Have you anything to keep my body warm? Clerk: Yes, but what size flask do you want ? In Physics Class Leonard Larson: Four walls do not a prism make—it takes at least seven. Minister: Where are you going, my boy? Mvloc Lobcrg: To debauchery. Parson: WHAT? I bcrg: Carol, she told me to go. Preacher: Rut. why, my dear boy. you can’t mean that your sweetheart— Lobcrg: Sure. Carol, she says to me, she says. “Here, Mike, run down to debauchery and buy some pork chops for dinner.” THE AGAWASIE Bd==— J One hundred fifty-two SOME WORDS WITH THE DEVIL It was the evening of the Science Halloween party. Wearied of the hubbub within I had decided to take a stroll through Miss Briggs’ garden. Finding the benches lillcd with loving couples. 1 walked back towards the gymnasium. Near the entrance 1 noted a queer, mu filed figure. As I neared him the rays of a passing auto shone full in his face. I recognized him instantly. It was the Devil! “Pardon me,” I said, “but this is the State School of Science. Surely there can be no work for you here.” “On the contrary, he replied, there is much work here. So much, in fact that even with my many servants here I am kept very busy.” “Servants? Surely no student of this school would help you!” Of course not. but among the faculty I have some of my ablest assistants.” “I have long known them for veritable friends. 1 replied, “but 1 had never guessed that they were in league with you. How do they help you?” “It’s quite simple” he said, come over to the heating plant where we can get warm and I'll explain it to you. I can't stand these North Dakota winters.” I followed him into the boiler room and sat down on an empty box near the warm furnace. Satan however, opened the furnace door, crawled inside, and seated himself on a bed of glowing coals. It works like this,” he said. By offering various rewards I induce the faculty members to give difficult exams, long assignments, and to harass and worry the students in every possible way. After a term of this treatment the strain causes the students to fall into evil ways. They begin playing cards, wearing their un-derthings a second day and indulge in other sinful practices. The faculty then aids me by literally driving the students to Perdition. Even the janitor helps in this work.” “How?” “By keeping the buildings so cold that the students Ircgin to look upon my Dominion as a very comfortable place indeed.” I shuddered at the awful thought of the horrible menace hanging over quiet, vine-covered machine shops of my In-loved Alma Mater. On second thought I shuddered again. Old Nick reached out and pulled the furnace door partly shut. “That draft bothers me,” he explained. “How do you reward the instructors?” 1 asked. “Last year I promised them each a raise in salary if they would flunk five per cent of the students.” “Did they do it?” “Yes.” He reached for the door again. Fearing he was about to leave I pressed a final question. “Did they get the raise?” “No,” he laughed, they got a cut. That’s the Devil of it.” The door closed. John Deissler: Who’s this girl Lo- John Rabak: Now sugar—. garithms I hear so much about? Janet Barnard: Yes, yes. John Carscn: Oh, she’s a good mini- John Rabak: Certainly goes good ber. with coffee. the agawasie ONE FOR SHERLOCK HOLMES Authoritative psychologists maintain that what we have eaten during the day, and if the process of eating that food is repeated often enough, will decidedly influence what we dream of at night. Considering that, and while venturing no conclusions, perhaps the following thought-provoking little story will prove interesting to sophisticated Agawasie readers: One evening, a month ago. a student who rooms and hoards at Burch Hall had a terrible nightmare, lie dreamed that a huge Prune, accompanied by a monstrous Baked Bean, entered his room and started to strangle him. After a desperate resistance, he managed to evade their cowardly assault, he related afterwards, and they ignominously fled via the fire escape. Now, although it was only a dream, he keeps his door locked both inside and out after dark, childishly dreading the return of his two pugnacious assailants. Strangely enough, a large number of other students who room and board in Burch Hall have complained at various times of having had the same sort of nightmare. What can be the cause of it ? THE LIFE HISTORV OF HAZEL GRIND (Who Wore Glasses And Had Freckles) Born. Memorized Encyclopedia before she was six. Started to grade school, taking Latin and Greek on the side. Graduated from grade school with average of 99 |. Enrolled in high school. Bawled out by her mother for only getting a 92 in algebra, but excused because that was her weak subject. Graduated from high school in three years at the age of 16. Valedictorian of her class. Graduated from college in three years with 97average. Gets job as school teacher at SI 15 a month. Serves 46 years in above position at same salary. Dies. THE agawasie VOTER’S CHANT (First Voter) 'fell me, without fuss or pretense, Is that man exceedingly dense? (Second Voter) He is. According to his wife. He hasn’t read a hook in his life. Freni birth lie’s been mentally ill; He knows nothing and never will. (First Voter) Since he lacks so much of knowledge. He has not. then, gone to college? (Second Voter) College? 'Fut, tut. man! Why that fool Never even got through grade school. Between you and me and that door. I doubt if he can count to four. ORRIN RIFE’S PRAYER Now I lay me down to rest Before tomorrow’s awful test If I should die before I wake I will not have the test to take. (First Voter) Is he acquainted with, I pray, The leading questions of the day? (Second Voter) You make me laugh! He’s too d—n dead; Thinking, I told you. hurts his head. The papers say he’s Anti-Wet, But lie drinks down all he can get. (Both jubilantly) He meets each qualification Demanded by our great nation. Lift up your voice and shout “H urray!” This has been a most fruitful day: We’ve found at last in yokel dress, A swell candidate for Congress. “What’s that fellow over in the corner looking so solemn about? “Sh-h-h-h! lie’s on the Agawasie staff, and is trying to think up something funny for the Humor section.” THE AGAWASIE ¥ One hundred fifty-five THE MIRROR NOSE: Punks Zimmerman (Editor’s Note): And here we have Tracy’s last big scoop of the year. In all her Sherlock Homing around she has run on certain well defined facts and in this last release she hares the hare facts—and here we have her compilations on the Ideal Girl and Fellow of Science made up of these composite factors.) Tracy the Tracer's Royal Decision IDEAL GIRL HAIR: Color of Wava Burnell’s Dressed like Beatrice Braun’s EYES: Catherine Anderson LASHES: Margaret Rice NOSE: Mary Jo Merchant LIPS: Here terrific argument occurred among the hoys and the discussion was of necessity dropped. COMPLEXION: Wilma Olson TEETH: Willie Zander SMILE: Phoebe Engen FIGURE: Geraldine Morris LEGS: Deota Hanson FEET: Ann Carney LIPS: Authoress refuses to commit herself1, realizing that anything said may be used against her. TEETH : George Wicks SMILE: Lvlc Durkee COMPLEXION: lames Stocckcl PHYSIQUE: Willie Anderson LEGS: Scott Brant FEET: They arc all too big. Requiem to an Uncurbed Tongue To the city of Minneapolis Went the curly-headed flyer. Through the nightclubs. Through the stores. In the cafes, out of doors Painted he the city red. Then to Science he returned To the school where he had learned That underneath the tongue of Tracy ’Neath the tongue so very racy Beat a truly generous heart. Returned he with a lovely gift, A gift at which no girl would sniff. But the young girl Tracy Knew not when her nest was feathered. Printed scandal of the flyer Lost the gift she so desired. Now she sings with head hung A requiem to an UNCURBED TONGUE. Bud Larson: Hello ish is a couple of Indians talking. We want reservations for tonight. IDEAL FELLOW HAIR: Bob Soderberg EYES: Clell Sikorski LASHES: Warren Dundon BROWS: John Hoffman Kohnke: Mv lad, have you ever heard the Hebrew song? Hoffman: No. what is it? Kohnke: Oh. don’t Jewish you knew. THE AGAWASIE ( ( THE AGAWASIE One hundred fifty-seven PASTE YOUR OWN SNAPSHOTS HERE THE AGAWASIE One hundred fifty-eight FASTE YOUR OWN SNAPSHOTS HERE THE AGAWASIE One hundred fifty-nine PASTE YOUR OWN SNAPSHOTS HERE THE AGAWASIE r One hundred sixty PASTE YOUR OWN SNAPSHOTS HERE fl = THE EDITOR AND STAFF OF THE 1933 Agawasie WISH TO THANK THE ADVERTISERS FOR THEIR CONFIDENCE IN THIS PUBLICATION AND FOR THE MATERIAL HELP WHICH THEIR SUPPORT HAS GIVEN TO OUR BOOK We Patronize J. P. DIETZ’S MARKET Home of Quality Meats We Specialize in HOME MADE SAUSAGES Dealers in Live Stock and Poultry Telephone No. 12 Wahpeton, N. D. Compliments of - The Home of Better Food Products The Fairmont Creamery Co. Inc. F. A. Rohrenbach, Mgr. Like aii' ' ' Extra Check From Home TilK thrill that comes—not once in a lifetime—hut every time you come into the store and sec something you’d like to have. You look at the price tag . . . oh, boy! what a grand and glorious feeling . . . you am afford it . . . even if the first of the month is a long way off. That’s the advantage of shopping here . . . you always find that our prices enable your checks from home to s-t-r-c-t-c-h amazingly! J. C. Penney Co. Incorporated Wahpcton North Dakota ■------ - - ■ - ■ -r THOMPSON YARDS, Inc. WAHPETON, N. I). Retailers of BUILDING MATERIALS RED TOP STEEL POSTS RED STRAND WIRE FENCING PAINTS and OILS HARD and SOFT COAL C. A. STEWART, Local Mgr. Phone 355 FLOWERS Properly delivered, selected, clustered, and presented lor birthday presents, wedding anniversary, holiday greetings, convalcscense, weddings and funerals. Say it IJ'illi Flowers What liner token of friendship? . WAHPETON FLORAL CO. Phone 122 IT. Osen, Prop. -=-------------------- ■■ • —----■ ————— • DAKOTA MOTORS Wahpeton, N. D. PLYMOUTH — DESOTO — W ILIA'S 24 Hour Service Frank Haas, Mgr, Phone 156 .. ......... -------- —---------------1 � PLEE-ZING is the top quality in food products put out by over 125 different manufacturers, distributed by over 60,000 Independent Grocers in 37 different states. The Manufacturers name appears on each item and is unconditionally guaranteed by him as well as by Leach and Gamble Company who arc their distributors in this territory. PLEE-ZING Food Products are sold on a “Money-Back ' guarantee. Call for “PLEE-ZING” at your local Grocer. Leach Gamble Company Wahpeton, N. Dak. PLEE-ZING � tt -9 9-...............■ ■ 9 • - Northwestern Sheet and Iron Works A North Dakota Corporation Faithfulness of Service Fineness of Product We Build, Drain and Mark Your Highways Wahpeton, N. D. VERTIN FURNITURE CO. Complete House Furnishing VERTIN FUNERAL SERVICE Arven O. Peterson, Mortician Funeral Director “Preferred Through Responsibility” Wahpeton, N. D. Brcckenriilgc, Minn. Day Phone - 406 W Day Phone . 204 Night Phone - 406 R- 333 J Night Phone - 112 A Quality Service Price Blue Ribbon Bread Rolls and Pastry 8 SS Hawes Bakery Wahpeton, N.D. ----r ----------- Pyorrhea X-Ray DR. I I. H. PFISTER Dentist Over Diet . Murray i ---------------- ----------■-------i •-------------■-----------—• Any and Every Kind Seeds Purina Feeds Checkerboard Bags “Our Drtirents Make Friends'’ HOLTHUSEN BROS. Wahpeton, N. D. Phone 240 •.......... .........------• POULTRY EGGS Tracy Herzog WAHPETON, N. D. Cash Market for all Products at all Times Phone CREAM HIDES Quality Printing and Bookbinding Globe-Gazette Printing Co. Wahpcton, North Dakota We carry at all timet a complete stock of School Supplies Oldsmobile I. E. LILLEGARD Authorized Buick Sales and Service Station DEALER IN McCORMICK-DEERING TRACTORS, TRUCKS and FARM IMPLEMENTS We specialize in Repairs on ail Automobiles Goodyear Tires Exidc Batteries Maytag Washing Machines Gasoline and Oils G. E. REFRIGERATORS G. M. RADIOS e ---—• S S S S t©p 111 tundbmit Mamiagted Candy §)t©re SPONSORED BY AGAWASIE PEANUTS GU GORDON PETERSON, Manager Red Owl Store Wahpeton, N. D. Economy Grocers To The Northwest Prompt. Courteous Service Quality Poods =T Schmitt Olson —GUT FURNITURE —WINDOW SHADES —LINOLEUM —RUGS KUNKRAL PARLORS . mb ill ancc Service L. K. Li-istkr, .Mortician— Lady Assistant J’lionc 135J N ijjltt Phones :81—135 M—286VV Wahpeton, North Dakota Plans and Plates IDEAS like airships, come towards us out of the haze Modern airports have every facility for the convenience of airmen and their crafts. Similarly, we have every modern equipment and years of engraving experience to bring into concrete form the ideas of our hundreds of clients who publish school and college annuals. Developing a theme for such issues which will thrill whenever seen, and bring back happy memories in years to come, calls for understanding, and a wide range of experience You will find that sort of understanding and experience, as well as unsurpassed workmanship when you commit your publication to the BUCKBEE-MEARS CO. ST. PAUL, MINN. Firestone Tires GAS OIL GREASING Flushing and U'ashing You Can Jkcays Do llcllcr .It IIratin's Braun’s Super-Service Phone 453. Wahpeton, N. 1). Phone 72 Brcckcnridgc, Minn. f: - © Scrvi( c ()uah! Dietz Murray Grocery IS Phone 74 STAPLE FANCY GROCERIES MacLaughlin Grocery C.ISII GROCERY The sweetness of low prices never equals the bitterness of poor quality IVe Combine Quality, Price and Service Phone 18 Wahpeton N. Dak. A. A. SEIFERT — JEWELRY — MUSIC — — Ice Cream Parlor — 421 Dakota Avc.. Wahpeton, N. D. 3 ■6 B B Coffee Shop Meals, Short Orders and Lunches Fountain Service lee Cream and Confectionery Home Made Pastry “Just Around the Corner” Hack of Bugbees’ MRS. BILUNGS, PROP. THE TEXAS CO. FIRE CHIEF GASOLINE HAVOLINE and GOLDEN MOTOR OILS Cert ified Lubriea I ion Dakota Avc. at 7th St. Phone 146 Motor Oil Co. for Quality and Service Purol-Ethyl Purol-Pcp and Purol Gasoline Tiolenc and Purol Oils Distillate and Furnace Oil High 'l est and Cleaners Naphtha Car Washing and Greasing Phone 77-W Wahpeton N. D. BASSETT J EWELER fir (fin Diamond Dealer ELGIN WATCHES Fine watch repairing Engraving € -----------------—;------=—;----=—♦ A MATTER OF TASTE on will enjoy a cup of our delicious coffee any hour of ilic day or night. OUR SPECIALTIES ARE Hamburgers Coffee .... Pastries Confectioneries serve the best obtainable AT THE GREEN CASTLE Across from Post Ofliice ------ =v' '- ...... � Com p iin ails of Torguson Fruit Co. ----- ——------------— ....T-rl I HOPPERT’S Plumbing—Heating—Tin Work The Corner Hardware Williams Oil-O-.Matic Oil Hunter NORGE Automatic Refrigerator .Minnesota Paints. Oils and Varnishes General Hardware. Cutlery Tools and Majestic Ranges Wahpeton. N. D. Phone 79 VV you tire par Ocular -- Eat (ll - HUPPLER’S CAFE The finesl of footI ami service Dak. Avc. Wahpeton I—--------- = -------- -----------------------• NOW AS ALWAYS Wahpetoris Style Center Specializing in Ready'tO'Wear Accessories Millinery Shoes BEAUTY SALON On the Balcony All New Modern Equipment Expert Operators in Charge Liebers WAHPETON’S FASTEST GROWING STORE - . _ . - - . ■ .u——■ ■ W. JOHN PANG MAN, M.D. Physician and Sura con Over Stern’s Building Office Phone: HOW Res.: Liehor’s Apt.—Phone I40R Wahpeton, N. D:ik. ® © Extractions Plate Work DR. W. L. SCHWINGHAMER Dentist Over Seiferts Jewelry Store Wallix?ton, N. D. Pyorrhea Gold Foil BENJAMIN THANE, M.D. Physician and Surgeon Wahpeton, N. Dak. Residence and Office 115 N. Fifth St. Tel. dl9 Star Tailor Shop OSCAR ELO SUITS MADE TO ORDER Dry Cleaning JJ'e call for and deliver Phone 179W Wahpeton, N. I). WILKIN HOTEL . Good Place to Eat ROOM-RESTAURANT New Booths for Ladies B reck enri dec. Minn. Geo. Hedner Nursery For hearty Northern grown Evergreen 'Frees, Shrubs and Plants Wahpeton. N. Dak. DR. S. C. LUCAS Den list Office in Masonic Temple Wahpeton, N. Dak. © C. V. BATEMAN Physician ami Surgeon Office Phone 128 Res. Phone 167 A. M. THOMPSON Physician ami Surgeon Office Phone 128 Res. Phone 210 O I I-'ICE: 810 Dakota Avenue I :© g ©- © © WAHPETON Laundry Cleaners “Service that Satisfies” Phone 123 Out of Town Business Solicited — --------------—--------• WAHPETON Shoe Hospital Prank Rkuss. Prop. Short Rebuilt Repairing While Wait Shoe Shining Parlor in Connection Give us a Trial Wahpcton. N. I). — ---r-------------------• - ----—-----=-- ---------� If hen ill llahpcton Stop til MERCHANTS HOTEL I Cafe in Connection Wahpcton, N. I). : - - : Phone 91 Lacy’sJewelryStore Establish ft! ISS2 —ELGIN WATCHES— —SHEAFFER PENS— Gifts of ai.i. kinds Wahpcton, :—: North Dakota Tel. 350 603 Dak. Ave. Reliable Cleaners DRY CLEANING REPAIRING ALTERING We call for and deliver F. D. BROWN, Mgr. Hyde Inn Confections Groceries Lunches School Supplies Locksmith Typewriter Repairing l alf Mod- Off School (lam pus —----------- --------------------- For Real Banking Service And Absolute Safety Do Tour Bankijig With - - - The Citizens National Bank Wahpeton, North Dakota “Affiliated With Northwest Bancorporation” Try 7'he Rexall Store First” For Everything A good Drug Store Should have Wahpeton Drug Co. B. C. Thompson, Prop. ----- -....—� � Grand Theatre R.C. A. Photophone Sound System GT 3 “ Where the movies talk ” Brcckenridge Minnesota We Offer The Following High Grade Products and Services OUR BEST FLOUR—Fancy Patent DAKOTA FLOUR—Standard Patent BRAUN CO. BRAND FLOUR GRAHAM FLOUR WHOLEWHEAT FLOUR PURE RYE FLOUR FARINA, Wheat Grits—Breakfast Cereal New Star Feeds Chick Starter Mash Lay Mash Turkey Starter Mash Chick Feed Chick Growing Mash Pure Wheat Bran Pure Wheat Middlings Services Grains bought and sold—Feed grinding—Feed mixing—also offering for sale protein and mineral supplements for mixing purposes. Math Braun Company WAI-IPETON, N. D. Feeds — Flour — Grains Western Sound The Voice of Action Electric System GILLES THEATER ANTON GILLES SON Wahpcton, North Dakota •WHERE THE MOVIE T. EKS Showing the best of Photoplays 3 SHOWS DAILY, 3:00—7:00—9:15 P. M. OPERA HOUSE ROAD ATTRACTIONS—RENTALS—HOME TALENT ft--— --- ——---- —• COMPLIMENTS OF Twin City Creamery A. M. WING. Proprietor Breckcnridge, Minnesota Manufacturers of Wing’s Ice Cream and Sweet Butter 1--------- ----- ft Serving Wahpeton and other North Dakota Communities with Energy Produced by North Dakotas own fuel “LIGNITE” OTTER TAIL POWER CO. Wahpcton, N. D. •=---- , . Bugbee’s Drug Store l The Drug Store on Wahpeton’s Busiest Corner for State Qchool Qcience tudents Satisfactory service Phone 68 For Your Clothes Needs Visit Stern’s Clothes that S. S. S. young men like to wear. Both dress and school clothes. STERN’S Clothi ng Company ---------=====-----------=• NEW MEAT MARKET Fresh, Salt and Smoked Meats, Fish, Bacon And Canned Goods “We do our own Slaughtering” We specialize in Home Made Weiners and Bolognas All our sausages speak for themselves Better Meal Cleaner Meals Quicker Service FRANK BENDA, Proprietor The Hussmanized Sanitary Meat Market Phone 65 405 Dakota Ave. Del Rio The Home of Home Made Candies Dinners Served 11:30—1:30 Sandwiches The Toastwich Way Wahpeton, N. Dak. Home Cash Grocery W. V. Dietz O. J. Dietz Proprietors HOME BRAND PRODUCTS Staple and Fancy Groceries and Crockery Phone 72-73 Wahpeton, North Dakota Wahpeton Glass, Paint and Material Company Wahpeton, N. Dak. Authorized Dealers of Pittsburg Proof Paint Products AH Kinds of Glass, Flintkotc Roofing Phone 193 NORTZ LUMBER COMPANY Building Materials, Cement, Lime, and Plaster Fuel and Paint Estimating and Flans Furnished Anything to build anything Wahpeton, North Dakota