North Central High School - Tamarack Yearbook (Spokane, WA)

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2 THE NORTH CENTRAL NEWS ten continents. Shall l introduce the com- pany to you all? First, of course, is the manager. even l. Frances Premo fbows pro- fuselyl. Next. Miss Ruth Hubbell, my lead- ing lady. The world knows her better by her 'camera-name Sadie VanCamp. Our leading man Perk Low And Cliff Saffle Developing the tendencies all too evident when he was in high school he has become the villain of our company These are our juveniles Victor Peterson and Lorna Robin son They re stil! simple and unaffected just as they always were at N C It isnt necessary to say what part Clifford Berry plays This is Beatrice Rolfe Theda Bara the second And what would we do with out our operator Miriam MacLean? Enter Bi!! Ross and Bonnie Brown Bl tired freakishly 1 Greetings Gert Welcome the vaudeville troupe of Bl!! and Bonnie billed as the Fiddling Fools n the T Gertie our act would be good if it weren t for the music Our foolishness is so fool is Hat Girl Pathetic l should say Enter Genevieve Moore She is attired in gray and looks very meek and negligible Her business is announced as lady attend ant at Schooley s Hat Girl lsnt your work rather lifeless3 Genevieve Yes somewhat bu its not the work ! mind its the publicity You know lm advertised as being on all cases and its ruining my reputation fRetires tearfully Enter Orville Cauvel Edith Cavanaugh enette Cooper Catherine Arps leaders of the woman suffrage movement in Borneo E Cavanaugh in shrill voice Hai! fel low suffragettes! It is true we are the lead ers for the emancipation of womanklnd the only country of the world in which mere man still has woman under his heel the only country that has withstood the glorious advance of the cause of equal rights! O Cauve! But only wait fellow suf fragettes we anticipate that the result of our next years campaigning in Borneo wi!! be the complete triumph of the cause f woman suffrage Here Orville calls for three cheers from the assembled suffs Enter Harold Hougen dressed vocifer ously He is announced as an insurance agent H Hougen Hello Gertrude Say do you value your life? addressing crowd Does any one here value his life? Voice from crowd You look like you do' Harold retires looking dejected There is a sound of marching feet and S A T C consisting of Charles ennings Arno Hammer Kennedy McKenzie Victor ensen Ben Rueh! Guy Flemming Sheldon Kiser and Clark Moss enters accompanied by nurses Zelda Peterson Hazel Ade Elsie Alder Gladys Gage Hat Girl salutes and they mingle with the crowd Enter Rev C Mephisto Hopper pastor of the Associated Holy Rollers of Cheney Washington hands together in front hair parted n center wearing black frock coat and beaming upon classmates with benign countenance Voice from the crowd aside How he has changed! Enter Harold Lmney superintendent of Sunday schools in the Cheney district also wearing garments fitting his station in life but having a more business like appearance than Rev Hopper C M Hopper Greetings my children! lt does my heart good to know that my old classmates have became good and virtuous citizens that you all have followed the straight and narrow path My soul rejoices Lmney aside F r the love of St Stephen Pmkey let up a minute and give me a chance Turning to the crowd, How fortunate it is that this reunion should be called just as we are in the midst of our glorious campaign for funds to build the Cheney Home for Homeless Chinese Chil- dren. Groans from the crowd. We needed 540 000 but Rev lloppor and l have worked so hard that we have only S35 000 yet to raise Turning to Don Rule and rubbing hands Ah my friend you have received a bountiful share of this worlds goods etc Enter Thelma Rightmire carrying per fume atomizer F Rightmire Ah you are just the per son for me l will use you for bait When the guests detect the odor of my famous scent they will come clamoring to buy from me Rare l should say so! But you ll buy a bottle wont you3 Yest Thats fine thanks Enter Margaret enkins and Raymond Eide attired as dancing professors They are the foremost exponents f aesthetic dancing in the village of Hillyard and sole owners of enkin s Terpsichorean lnstitute M enkins Has anyone seen Clifford Berry? Hes going to give a classic dance at the banquet tonight and we must coach him They take Clifford into one corner and proceed with the instruction Enter Rosena McPherson lauline ohn sen Helen Skeffington proprietors of the Old Athens Shoe Shining Parlor dressed as befitting their occupation Hat Girl How on earth did you ever happen to work at this trade my dears3 R McPherson You cant keep a good man down you know Our opportunity came when all Greeks were deported last year We jumped right into the work and now we re well on the way to being mil lionaires Aren t we girls3 All Aye! So say we all of us' Enter Charles Thompson from banquet hall in garb of waiter wearing the coat of arms of Spokane Hotel C Thompson They nearly all here Gerty? Hat Girl in her usual motherly voice Yes Charles l hope you have a sumptuous banquet prepared for us C Thompson For the class of March !9? Well l guess we have! The best in the land! Exit to banquet room ginia Ellis Grace Wark and Gladys Eaton wearing slouch hats and boy s coats They are gangsters Helen Brown aside Gosh girls but this affairs gonna be tame doncha think3 E Gasman Yeh we can t swipe any of the silverware here you know we re on our honor V Ellis l guess we can stand it for a day cant we? These class reunions dont come every day thank goodness! Enter Bi!! Godefroy athletic instructor at North Central and ulian Rouse domestic science teacher Hat Girl Wont you te!! us how you happened to become members of the N C faculty? Rouse Oh spuds there s not much to tell You know l was kept at N C for so many years that when the time came for me to graduate l was heartbroken fWeeps at the sad memory Miss Hitchcock needed help so l secured the position of flunky And now after these twenty five years l am domestic science teacher How l enjoy my work with the little freshmen girls! While ! was making touchdowns at N C l felt a void in my life but now lm perfectly happy Oh the joy that comes from a cake we!! made! Enter a disreputable looking person with handcuffs in hip pocket Hat Girl reading cardj M Wayne !'!a!l. Assistant Superintendent of Sing Sing--1 W, Ha!! fannoyedj: Sh-h-h-, miss- what'd you give me away for? If you'd k-pt still !'d have landed some internation- illy known crooks in this bunth! Retires risgustf- ly Enter 'Vliriam Stephens Florence Yeo min Gai! Kiser Lois Cole Mildred Frans and Niolet Gerhauser They wear coveralls and carry farm implements M Stephens lt s mean to have to leave the farm right in the middle of our spring plowing F Yeoman Yes but isnt it worth it to see the old bunch again3 t wi!! bring back memories of the times before woman en tered every industry under the sun Lois Cole Yes these good old times when we had other ambitions in life than to be harvest hands Exit sorrowfully Enter Wayne Hal! excitedly dragging class president by the arm Upton is be wildered and presents a disheveled appear dnce Lpton Lemme alone durn you lemme O! g W Hall llurrah everybody! Look what l found out in the kitchen' Aside lvf- got an eye for guys like this n Upton with the light of understanding beginning to dawn l wondered whom ! was cooking that big dinner for Dud despite his chefs cap and apron issumes his old post with great sang froid Waving his arms for silence he shouts The first thing on the program will b 'North Centra! kettle rendered by our selves The gang staits this immortal song but the audience is saved by the ASBESTOS CURTAIN Written by Helen Brown Maurice Amiot William Ross chairman Class Obqcers SENIOR A President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Reporter Sergeant at Arms Leland Upton lsabelle Neffler Virginia Ellis Harold Lmney William Ross Charles Hopper Alden McMaster Geraldine Moore Louise Crane Tom Reed oseph Tewinke! Elwin Daniel President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Reporter Sergeant at Arms jUN!OR A President Leon Woodrow N ice President Bertha Keller Secretary Leone Webber Treasurer ames Hanifen Reporter Bonnie Smith JUNIOR B President Vernor Fitzgerald Vice President Harry Ebblewhite Secretary Gladys Kenyon Rgpgrter Ray LOWCT SOPHOMORE A President Paul Coughlin Vice President Mabel Turner Secretary Gladys Barnhart Treasurer Gladys Erickson Reporter Howard ensen Ye!! Leader Ward Parker Sergeant at Arms Roy Smlfh SOPHOMORE B Herman Swanson Helen Howard Gladys Evans Myron Hanley Ralph Young Robert Putnam Ernest Henry President Vice President Secretary Treasurer Reporter Sergeant at Arms Ye!! Leader . C l 1 l V I ' ' A 1. ' g . ' ' i' Y 'in .- C1 .3 A i ' ' ' A Ji' ' -f E 'f-P I i ' i ' i I ' ' - . ' . 4 y , : , It I . BH? ' . - J I , q ' 1 .J Q .--CHQ., . . . 1 1 . ,.'.- 'hl n I A . . . ' .g .D ' IJ Z ' , q f ' l . ' i ' ' i J ' i ' ' - - ' 4 . : - ' ' - . 'sl . i ' ' ' -3' l 4, . 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TI-IE ORTI-I C TRAL WS I 9 I 5 from Car others t tm t wtnter our mt I gttherftl togct er the netghhortng xtllages Emerson fteld Webster Bancroft and many to sttrt on tn exploratton of the vast platns of th tt grett country Htgh School ly the cold and wtntry morntng, of vt t we emhar e t pratrte thootttr 'North Central under the leader htp rf Captatn R T Hargreaves Very Ihr hardshtps of our Journey were of course more keenly felt at ftrst than durtng the rematnder of our expedttton owtng to the fact that the tntttal expertences were new to us One of the ftrst and most ter rtfytng of our adsenturcs was Iostng our way tn the qutcksand f Xlgebra Another ttme we wandered atmlessly about for some months on the Ettgltsh Desert but wtth some dtfftculty the great majortty of s succeeded tn ftndtng our way out We dtd not stop at any places along the way except to replentsh our store of pro vtstons unttl near the end of our first year on the platns Early tn anuary however we reached a settlement of constderable stze and there we dectded to Ite over and cele brate our success so far By the ttme we were well tnto our second year we had begun to thtnk that we were qutte prepared for any hardshtps that mt ht present themselves were thcrt orf SUYPIISI rl ittrl lhdhrlllefl N ICI! I1 L uptd began 1 sertcs of ratcls that conttnued dur tng the enttre Journey Among hts prts oners whom he allowed to rematn wtth us bcene The hat room of the Spokane Ilotel Enter Hat Ctrl Gertrude Byler whtstltngl To thtnk that tontght I shall see the old bunch agatn all the old gang who left N C tn March I9 lr hardly seems posstble that we could all get together agatn after these twenty ftve long years And tsnt tt a splendtd tdea that we have another banquet to celebrate the anntversary of our Sentor Feed and at the same place too? I wonder how all my former classmates wtll look each tn the trapptngs of hts datlv professton as each has been called away from hts work at a moment s nottce At that tt would have been tmposstble to carry out thts glortous scheme but for the ttmely ard of Don Rule prestdent of the Aero Transtt o He ts able through hts connectton wtth the company to transport all the old members to thts spot tn short order Ah' Here he comes nowl Enter Don Rule as avtator and I..uctIIe Stanley Cladys Rtek Altce Skone Dorothy Scates and Frances Pearson as mechantcs dressed tn overalls Don Rule I thought wed get em all here but we couldn t ftnd Upton He s been worktng tn the kttchen of a New York ho tel for the last I3 years but they have lost track of htm Hat Ctrl Never mtnd hes bound t turn up Don goes to the door and sttcks his head out Don They re all here and ready to en ter now Cang outstde Hatll Haul' The gang s all here Class Hzsiory unttl we reached our desttnatton were Vtr gtnta Ellts Hazel Lewts Helen Brown IVItI dred Frans and Dorothy Scates bu for I..tIa Huddlesun he had other plans I'he general course of our journey was through a rtver valley the other stde of whtch was tnhabtted by the Ellyn Sea In dtans who perststcd tn crosstng the rtwer and attacktng us In the great majortty f cases these foes were deefated and drtven back Durtng these ratds two of our mem bers Paultne Ktmmel and Lenore Ptckrell were captured and duly tntttated tnto the trtbe The thttd sprtng we were fortunate tn meettng two other bands of travelers and wtth these we Jotned tn havtng a barbecue ourneytng onward we soon came t 1 settlement that was betng made by moth r band of colontsts In honor of thetr success we entertatned them every one costumtng as he expected to appear tn I939 Our fun was at tts hetght when the sad news came that our honored and fatthful leader Captatn R T Hargreaves was to leave us soon to command a larger expedt tton tn the mtddle west We expected that the rematnder of our Journey would be a fatlure but when we learned t few months later that Dr Bencftel who wtth our for fr ty tc utded tts through so many Xt t s was to ttl-te cotttplete cotntnan we tndeed felt that our joy was complete The last few months of the year were des ttned to be the most exacttng and eventful of all Some ttme before thts on the 6th Class Prophecy Don Be sure to get t card from each one the management wtshes to keep a record of thts affatr Don opens the door and they enter one by one As they come tn each presents a card to the Hat Ctrl from whtch she reads aloud hts name and occupatton There ts a sound of church mustc on the Cornet Cuy Wtnshtp enters followed by Marguertte Sandusky Sarah ohnson Anna Lawrence Veva Mtller Isabelle Nef feler Edna Sonnemeter Hazel Lewts and Ixathertne Oltver marchtng mournfully All are atttred tn the untform of the Salvatton Army Cuy Hatl ststersl Are the shades of the class of March I9 here? More naturally has the gang come? We knocked off work wtth only forty cents and a check on the bass drum to get here on ttme Hat Ctrl All here and do you wtsh to leave your horn wtth me3 Cuy Thats the only thtng that shows Im the band so I guess Ill take tt wtth me Enter Walt Dryden naturaltst clad tn a patr of specs and a tweed sut e carrtes a net W Dryden fto Hat Ctrl Cood after noon mtss I hear there are some rare spectmens of Argynnts Nesperts around thts netghborhood Hat Ctrl I dont know but we serve a splendtd drtnk downstatrs Walt scouts around hat room tn search of Argynnts Nesperts of Aprtl l9I7 the ftnal break between the Untted States and Cermany came and th call for volunteers rang through the coun try In response to the call many of our boys left us to go tnto the servtce A great plague whtch all durtng the sutn mer had been ravagtng all parts of the world reached us tn the fall of l9I8 Many of us fell tll vxtth the dtsease but tn no case dtd tt prove fatal The football squad of the trtbe of Ellyn Sea lndlans headed Heap Blg Chlef Weaver took advantage of our weakened condttton and attacked us but under the Ieadershlp of ultan Rouse we defeated them on Thanksgtvtng day Near the end of our Journey another group of travelers known as the Sentor B s honored us at a banquet and a few days afterward we assembled together for a grand Jubtlee We now came to the foothtlls of the great college range and we were obltged to aban don the pratrte schooner INorth Central and journey onward by ourselves Therefore on March I3 l9l9 Dr Beneftel tssued to each of us a passport whtch would enable us to cross the tltvtdtng Itne between the coun EDITH CAVANAUCH Chatrman CATHERINE ARPS CERTRUDE BYLER Enter Maurtce Amtot dtsgutsed as the cub reporter for the Spokane Press He has reached thts lofty statton tn Itfe after 25 years of gruelltng labor M Amtot Here tn ttme Only an hour and a half late Cee Im begtnntng to keep my dates Hat Ctrl Back to the background cub reporter! We cant have you Itttertn up the ptcturel M Amtot rettres bashfully as usual E ter the Elevatresss Unton conststtng of Ttl Ite Baker prestdent Ellen Anderson walk mg delegate Florence Latr Iva Bradford Edna Hayhurst and Adeltne Kelleher unton T Baker All out! Hello Gertrude Gee rtdtng tn Dons atrplane was tame work after runntng one of our twenty one story tummy teasers Enter Lelta Mason tn stove ptpe hat and dressed tn male atttre She ts the ftrst wom an senatress Hat Ctrl O o o oohl Look whos here! But why the claw hammer? I.. Mason Spectal permlsh from congress Mary Walker s successor and all that sort of thtng lt s an tmmense comfort when I m maktng a speech to be able to httch my trousers up and look manly Hat Ctrl Say how dtd you get that per mtsston? They talk qutetly Enter movte company Frances Premo Mgr Ah we are here at last the Fatuous Ftltn Foolers famous on you Qi 1' 1 I J c In tl 1' t lrllc' of hc' A , of , ' f ' ' A ' - - . little- I t nc js . - h 1' '- ' y - . 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1 1 11111111 1111 NURIH Ll-.NIRAL Nl:.Wb hc North Central News 11 I EDITORIAL STAFF I Nfl 11 s III 1 111111 1 1 1 1 1111111111 11 11111 11 l'111t111 NEWS STAFF BUSINESS STAFF 1 ltls llllll 1 1 111s 1 Ils 11lx11I1s 1 111111 llll STENO GRAPHERS I I 11 NI tllllglt XI 11111g,11 1ss1st llll Xssut llll XSSINNIIIY XSSISUIII1 Xlltll GREETING North lo all the fnends and patrons of Lentral H1gh School the News sends greet xng Th1s spec1a1 senxor ed1t1on s the last rssue of the paper to be put out by the present ed1tor1a1 staff It 18 therefore flttmg that we say a word of valedlctory For our farlures we bespeak your ch.-1r1ty for our successes we ask vour commend 1t1on we have fxllen 1 tlmes 11 111m st 1111 ar as been our 111cp regret Always we have str1ven to make each new effort better than the last Begmnmg under most adverse c1rcum stmces handxcapped by the loss of practx cally all wrrters of News expenence we have done our best We feel that our efforts have been worthy of some s11ght pr11se at least DOCTOR BENEFIEL The class of March 1919 lS the f1rst class to graduate under the dxrectorshlp of Dr A H Benefiel and even though he has been w1th us 1n th1s offlce for so short a t1me we feel as 1f we were p1rt1ng from an old fr1end, for we have known and admxred h1m for three and a half years The successful culmma t1on of our h1gh school career IS m a large part due to the Doctor s justlce and l1beral1ty rn dealmg w1th us and the effort he has ex tended to make our final semester a happy one Dr Benehel s courtesy fa1r mlndedness generos1ty and trust 1n those w1th whom he deals have endeared h1m to the students of North Central Hls be11ef that devot1on and loyalty and school morale are thrngs of the sp1r1t and must be g1ven voluntarrly must sprmg from lmpulses w1th1n the student, has brought out the hnest traxts and character l8tlCS of the students LOOKING BACKWARD fliy a Semorj How can 1 look back over four years of hlgh school l1fe and draw a true p1cture of my exper1ences7 lhave not1ced that only the pleasant th1ngs are recalled w1th any degree of clear ness when remn1scences are 1n order Thus, the worry and headaches and backaches ac Ceftaln marks are forgotten m the joy and 8BtlSf8Ctl0ll of rece1v1ng them The attrtude that we, as SPDIOYS and up per classmen. assume toward freshmen was companylng the secur1ng of not at all apparent to me dur1ng my Hrst year 1n h1gh school l felt as mdependent and as lmportant 1n my new statxon a senlors do ln the1rs Of course the sur roundmgs were strange and the 1nc1dent of staymg by mlstake IH an algebra Il class for two days was embarrassmg to say the least but the accomplrshment of slnglng Red and Black to such fr1ends as yet rema1ned 1n grade sch mol Ill rc than offset th1s detal II Nhllllll IIIKJ l'dlIlT 151 d hdrrl53lllg Pn terpr1se and at that t1me was made out ac cordmg to the pup1l s vol1t1on Our bunch would try to be rn the same class, thus often causmg crowdlng and we had a horror of havmg our programs changed We took 3dVlCC from the freshman 1n our class who had seen former SCYVICC For goodness sake whatever you do avoxd that teacher a perfect frlght You should hear her crabl But Mxss now shes a per fect dear So we would all slgn for the perfect dear l later heard a teacher remark that she d1d not look upon crowded classes as a com pl1ment she had no crowded classes , as the easy teachers were xnvarxably pxcked Th1s statement bears refutmg l have never p1cked but once a teacher whose name had easy wrltten after lt, and l be l1eve l am an example of the average pup1l l am sure that crowded classes are a trrbute to a teachers personallty A crab can spoxl a day for hundreds of puprls They feel that the1r efforts are not apprecxated A 11tt1e encouragement helps a lot l can re member the teacher who Sald, Good, when l had rec1ted well, and the satlsfactlon that came to me It IS one of my characterlstxcs to fear fa1l mg grades l..ook1ng back l can see that on more than one occas1on my fears were unfounded and that every day takes care of ltself Rxvalry and assoc1at1on w1th glrls glven to study, perhaps helped to fan the flame At any rate, my study hours were long and so summer vacatxons were wel comed and needed My sophomore year was be'gun w1th more complacency and expectancy Subjects were not so novel, and scenes had grown fam1l1ar, and my school sp1r1t was more commonplace 1 belleve that my school sp1r1t was at 1ts hexght when l was a freshman But class Splrlt grew Lertaln members stood out, and were chosen as 0fflCBfS l once heard a college g1rl say that those who 'Istarred 1n soc1a1 l1fe 1n h1gh school were seldom those who 'starred 1n college 1 wondered why and found my answer Populanty does not help the memory ln many cases especlally lh one mclmed to be snobb1sh ln other words the popular ones forget their old friends and seem to lose those tralts wh1ch made them popular Thus the popular students of the class of the1r sophomore year are not those to whom we now glVC our support As a Junior, l can recall but few lmpres sxons and those relate to long hours of work Thrs was my hardest year Durmg my senxor year l overcame to a great extent my greatest hand1cap that of bashfulness Oral themes had always been n1ghtmares for weeks before and after YCCI tatnons Dunng debates they told me l shook so that 1f l was at the door at the ers desk when l flmshed, wrthout any vol untary movement of my own Durmg my senior year l have found stud res easler l know to a great extent, the methods of my teachers so l am better able to work w1th them l am takmg a more 3CtlVC part rn the soclal affaxrs of the school, wh1ch earl1er ln my school l1fe l was too txmld to enjoy l have learned to max w1th people l know that l have broadened my rdeals and gamed a llttle self confidence l am glad that the four years are gone, but 1 have one regret that of breakmg old fnendshlps and loslng track of old acquamt ances STAFF FOR VOLUME lV oseph lewmkel une I9 has been ap po1nted ed1tor 1n chxef, and Alden McMas ter, une I9 Busmess Manager of the News for next semester Tewlnlcel has been promxnent ln debat mg and was school edxtor of the News th1s semester McMaster has been rn or atory and debatmg and has been a mem ber of both the ed1tor1al and busmess staff of the News Xl P XRFING I I1111111 11111111 IJUIIIIL rome? doun on me, ll111I I vhull 11111111 ham uvlh fl mule 11111 1n11vp Ill? 11111111 quite cheenly lull chu! 111fh htm the while 1311! 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