North Carolina State University - Agromeck Yearbook (Raleigh, NC)

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Again this year the small group orientotion pion proved to be successful. Wonder if there ' s a double feature today? More orientation.... How ridiculous con you got? Still more orientation.... 8

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The following sentences or phrases should be completed with the most correct answer from the choices listed below. If you do not agree with the given choices, you are to be commended. HISTORY 1. George Washington chopped down the cherry tree because. . (a) he thought it wos the best woy to net it down. (b) he thought it would be a good way to get into politics. (c) it blocked his view of his 22 year old blond neighbor ' s sun porch. (d) he thought it was a bush. 2. Abraham Lincoln wore a beard because. . (a) by his not being a baseball player, he and the Gillette people did not see eye to eye. (b) he had a hole in his chin. (c) on particular social outings he needed some means to get a hold of him- self. (d) it was the only way that his mother could tell who he was. 3. The following occurred at the Boston Tea Party.... (a) everyone went and had o good time. (b) an organized yachting regatta resulted. (c) Jonathon Ferd found a silver bullet in his tea. (d) Frederick Fotchmore found the Lone Ranger in his tea. 4. Magellan was the first man to. . (a) fly to the moon on an Army Redstone six stage self-laminated rocket. (b) swim the Pacific. (c) make a classic of Chuck Berry ' s rock ' n roll hit, Motor Cooled Down . (d) beat Wyatt Earp to the draw. 5. Alton Bogle cleaned out the West by.... (a) using Lestoil, (b) leaving. (c) finding gold in the East. (d) stealing everything he could get his hands on. 6. Due to the depression of 1929. .. . (a) Babe Ruth hit only 52 home runs. (b) Maverick wos forced to quit playing poker. (c) everyone was depressed. (d) M. 0. had to sell its jeep. The following is a comprehensive tabulation of the results of the previous college entrance examination, prepared and given by the Board of little or no Education. From the results one can clearly see that any likeness or relationship to any college student is purely the truth. Caution: Before reading results; take a tranquilizer, open o win- dow, take a scot and get a firm grip on yourself. 23% 18% couldn ' t find the right room went to sleep during the quiz 36% didn ' t bring a pencil 14% have been sent back to high school 2% got their finger caught in the pencil sharpener 6% gave up 2% cut the examination 101% Some idiot took the examination twice—he liked it! 7

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One more line and I ' ll destroy myself. . We don ' t hove many, but what we hove surely mokes a difference in the language we use.... There must be on easier way. . . Whoddya mcon, my master IBM is gone!