North Branch High School - Bronconian Yearbook (North Branch, MI)

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“Slow Rida . . . Taka It Easy! In the beginning, there was Car. Its sleek, aerodynamic frame shone brightly in the sum- mer sun. Beneath its steely skin lain a heart of pure, automotive animal. Impressive as it was, the Car meant nothing alone. The natu- ral cycles of the earth became greatly disturbed because of this. The winds gailed, the earth shook, and the sky grew dark as night. The gods were left to for- mulate a solution for this most pressing of all basic, elemental problems. Who would operate Car! A tremendous bolt of lighten- ing suddenly struck the earth. And there, in the aftermath, was Teenager. Teenager was cool. His hands hung loosely at his sides while his sharp eyes took in all there was. He saw Car. He knew. Slowly, the viser on his helmet was lowered. Teenager entered Car. The perfect match had been achieved. The forces of nature continued to escalate further un- til Teenager stuck his head out of Car and cried, “Knock it off, you morons.” Thus began with that phrase or regret the gods and other figures of authority have yet to endure. They ask, “Was Teenager essential, after all?” Essential or not, the teenager and his car are here to stay. W'hen not recklessly careening down a roadway, the average teen takes his driving nice and easy. It’s a slow ride! 4 1. Randy Griffith shows off his heap. 2. Chris Bruman Steve Stanko prac- tice car surfing. 3. Teresa Martus and her old faithful. 4. Renee Cloutier sits on her favorite crusing machine. 5. Kara Baker, Jolynn Hebberd, Paulette Thomas and Tanya Blumerich invite us for a “Slow Ride”.

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Taking What They're Giving Cause We're Working For A Living

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 Dude Looks Like A Lady 1. Shawn Wells takes time to smell the roses. 2. Terry Romain shows us some hip. 3. The bathing beauties Dave Brackens, Larry Miner, Ran- dy Tyrell, Matt Leibner, and Dan Fantin show us that they are 10’s”. 4. Bob Wells debates on wether he should open the door. 5. That’s what friend’s are for? There are a group of guys in this school Who are outrageously awesome and cool. But if you were to come up behind one of them, You’d be surprised to find it’s not your girlfriend. Yeah, they got long hair and there’s nothing wrong with that. It adds flavor to the scene, like a pitbull to a cat. Said Samson Delilah on a stormy night, ‘‘My hair just ain’t for good looks; it helps me fight!” For eons after that long hair disappeared, Until the 1960’s, when our parents were getting weird. Now in the 80’s, it’s back in full force. You’ll see it in every form before it tuns its course. Spiked like a porcupine; mohawked like an Indian; Or just hanging straight down; this long hair craze is in. So to all you dudes who have long hair. You may look like ladies, but none of us really care.