North Branch High School - Bronconian Yearbook (North Branch, MI)

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cUss WILL We, the Senior Class of 58 being of sound mind (we think) and memory do, after our departure into the glowing world of the future, hereby bequeath the following possessions to the stated members of the Junior Class of '58. Joanne Allen wills her exciting evenings to Emily Chase. Paul Ankley wills his small feet to Freddy Rhode. Anne Bartholomy wills her selling ability to Lynn Mavis. Dorothy Bean wills her short figure to Roberta Bruman. Helen Boyle wills an old billfold, she wants to get rid of to any Junior girl with lots of money. Lorraine Boyle wills her hot-rodding to Jo Ann Kaluka. I, Dorothy Brace, will my tight skirts and sweaters to Rose Stone. John Bruman wills his good looks to Jim Henne. To Phillip Matthews is willed Art Bussure's polite ways. I, Leatta Butterfield, will my ability to get along with teachers to Fred Weigel, we hear he needs it. To Marshall Street is willed Bob Carpenter's position on the baseball team. Jim Chase wills his big base drum to Larry Neaves. I, Alfred Castle, will my picture of Miss Hollywood in my locker to Norman Adamic. Mary Cobb wills her long hair to her sister, Donna. Joe Domitrz wills his teasing ability to Bernard Radzwion. To Francine Collins is willed Dale Dufort's ever-lasting love. I, Carol Ehrenfeucht, will my ability to be seen and always heard to Naomi Stover. To John Olekszvk is willed Bob Engelman's opinion that Gentlemen prefer girls, PERIOD.

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Carolyn Rhode, who made less noise than a mouse. Now lives in the city in a broken down house. A cute little gal by the name of Joyce Shaver, Now is in Jackson for twenty years at hard labor. Dolores Tallieu, who used to be a man hater. Is now happily married to a fellow named Bader. Vernetta Tallieu, who we all thought so shy. Has just happily married her twenty-fifth guy. A cute little girl by the name of Ruth Weingartz, Is now in Paris breaking dozens of hearts. Linda Myers, who is married to Dave, Now spends her time digging up graves. Charlotte Turner, who always likes to laugh. Now lives in the dessert and can't take a bath. Dorothy Bean, who had such curley hair, Now is a snake charmer and lives at the fair. Leatta Butterfield, who was always such a brain. Now is a fireman on a freight train. Clement Lockwood who didn't like to work his brain. Now works in a mine to keep it out of the rain. Joe Domitrz (people could never spell his name), Is now a college professor but he still seems the same. Bob Morse, who had hair so brown and wavy. Has at last become an Admiral in the navy. Paul Ankley who decided to join the Air Force, Now gives the orders and goes to bed hoarse. Duane Swadling who liked his girls in two's, Makes his living on a street comer shining shoes. Bob Engelman who had the build girls all swooned over. Now lives alone with a big dog named Rover. Earl German to get a job went out west. Now that he herds cattle he doesn't much rest. John Brmnan who was always so big. Now is bald and must wear a wig. Bob Carpenter who was always so clever. Now runs a robot by pulling a lever. Jim Chase who always knew so much, Now drives a car without any clutch, Francis Fricke who always used to talk. Now spends his time taking his dog for a walk.

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Josephine Ferkowicz wills her place in front of the mirror to Coleen Horecki. Hugh Foster wills his ability to cut traffic to Ken Ford. Francis Fricke wills his dancing ability to Ron Caldwell. I, Yvonne Fuller, will my quiet ways to Charlene Cumper. Earl German wills his side-bums to Wendal Ferry. Bob Gould, Claude Horton, and Clement Lockwood will their ability to sleep in class to Benny Wilson, Ron Hebberd, and Ed Lauwers so that they can get more sleep in the future. Charles Grinnell wanted to will Millie away but she found out and there was an awful fight ! I, Carole Hare, will my ability to get a man to Rita Schlaud. I, Nancy Hunter, will my busy evenings to Joyce Crawford. Rosemary Jolicoeur wills her figure to Mable Zraick. Eileen Kelly wills her ability to rob the cradle to Coleen Horecki. Johnny Ribner and Bonnie Kennedy will their standing room at the side stairs to Jack Batchler and Lynn Mavis. I, Joe Kozlowski, will my dry sense of humor to Tbm Stelmak. Mike LaValley wills his happy-go-lucky ways to Dennis Wnuk. LeRoy Lockrey wills his height to David Steele. To Dick Butterfield is willed Fred Linck's ability to be a visitor in school. Sharon McIntosh wills all her old boyfriends to Nadine Nash with the vow that she will die an old maid. Charlotte McNish wills her height to Judy Jacot. Bob Morse wills his football ability to Jim Nietzke. Linda Myers wills her ability to be a clown to Ray Tanguay. I, Donna Neaves, will my extra A's to my brother, Larry, so he won't have to study so hard. Carl Oberlee wills anything he has to any Junior who wants it.