North Branch High School - Bronconian Yearbook (North Branch, MI)

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Hilts, Dean. . Because your appetite is so small, a ticket for you to Frankenmuth hall. Hilts, Gorden. . Because of the tires you so badly wear, we give to you a brand new pair, Hoffman, DeAnn. . Because you like to go go go, we give to you the tight skirt Mombo. Horton, Virgil. . Because in Solden's you always are, we give to you a dairy bar. Howard, Eugene. . To the only blond boy in our class, a red head to you that will not sass. Howard, Jim. . To help you with your farming needs, here is a package of garden seeds. Jacot, Sue. . To help you see lots of men, a spy-glass to you to see them in. Jamision, Jerry. . Because of all the fishing that you do, some pre-caught fish we leave to you. June, Hulbert. . Because of the whiskers that you grow, a razor to you must go. Kennedy, Mary Ellen. . Because in cars you like to ride, two seats for you side by side. Koteskey, John . . Because in cars you like to trade, one to you owned by an old maid. Kozlowski, Ronald. . Because in the Navy you want to go, we give you this paddle so you can row. Matthews, Bruce. . Because motors are your joys, we will to you some Tinker Toys. Morey, Francis. . So you can have a lot of fun, we present you with this little gun. Murray, Lyle. . Because of your great hunting fame, we give to you Davy Crockett's name. Myers, Roland. . To Roland who is the bashful type, we present you with this corn cob pipe. Naracon, Mary Jane. .Because house work you don't adore, we give you a house with no roof or floor. O'Brien, Russell Dale. . Because in art you do excel, here take this brush and use it well. Olekszyk, Phillip. . Because after girls you always chase, a plane to help you win the race. O'Neill, Ruth Ann. . Because you are built so tall, we give to you a basketball. Richard, Ellen. . That you like music is a well-known fact, take this record that's slightly cracked. Schlaud, Gerald. . Because you are so tall we think, we give you these stilts in case you shrink.

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QlftAtORy Adams, Norman. . Because of your great wavey hair, a sign on you WOLF BEWARE. Anderson, Elzoria. . Because of your great charm, we send you to a dairy farm. Baraboll, Barbara. . Since your voice stands all alone, we will to you a handsome baritone. Bard, Phyllis. . Since you have those motherly habits, we will to you a bunch of rabbits. Barry, David. . Because old Rip you represent, a bed to you should be sent. Bean, Robert. . Because of your great running speed, a traffic sign we give for you to heed. Boyle, Harlene. . Because of your poetic first name, to you we will an actresses fame. Brodt, Gene. . Because to heaven you hope to go, we give to you Marilyn Monroe. Carter, Rita. .Since you drive with such carefulness, we give you a car that s motorless. Chambers, Kenneth. . Because you like to tinker with cars, a garage for you on the planet Mars. Cruz, Patricia. • We give to you elevator shoes, to chase away your short girl blues. Cumper, George. . Because of the work you do, we will to you a cow or two. Curell, Janice. . Because of your great salesmanship, to you we will a vacation trip. Dearing, Barbara. .Of good fast cars you're crazy about, so we give you this one to gadabout. Degrow, Leona. . You're pretty quiet we here tell, so to you we give this nice loud bell. Dodds, Duane. . We hear you are a timid guy, so we give to you a flashy bow tie. Evans, Virginia. . To you we give this rolling pin, to keep your future husband in. Fike, Karl. . We give to you a real hot horn, so that your music will not be com. Fowler, Max. . Although your thoughts are usually of a gal, we give you a dog in case you need a pal. Giddings, Dorald. . To Dorald who has the brains, we give you an umbrella, to keep them dry when it rains. Gural, Marion. . Marion, what makes you so short we'll never know, but to you here is some Vigaro. Hayden, Darlene. . Because knit dresses you have your eye-on, we give to you a skein of nylon.

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Schueneman, Jean. . Because of the lousy food you cook, we give to you a recipe book. Sowles, Kenneth. • Because vacation trips you take, we give to you an unknown lake. Spencer, Tom. . Because at basketball you are a whiz, here's a pillow to help your biz. Supthen, Jim. . Because quiet you seem to stay, a Spike Jones record for you to play. Talcott, Jerry. . Because the driver that you ain't, a banged-up car for you to paint. Tatar, Barbara. . Because the men to you do flock, we give to you a well supplied stock. Thompson, Ward. .Because of the flaming red hair you own, we give to you a brush and comb. Toles, Wanda. . Because you are such an all round girl, a twelve pound shot for you to hurl. Toles, Wayne. . Because your silo you did upset, we give to you an erector set. Weigel, Dale. . Because your eyes are always on sports, we give to you a pair of girls' gym shorts. Weigel, Thelma. . Because movie stars are your line, we give to you Frankenstien. Wilson, Jean. . Because much noise you don't make, a hula skirt for you to shake. Wilson, Mary Jo. . Because of your beautiful face, a ticket to you for outer space. Wilson, Raymond. . Because of the laugh that you own, we give to you a fun-house home.