North Bay Teachers College - Polaris Yearbook (North Bay, Ontario Canada)

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better rite jeen lo she dont like strangers riting her and she mite think yu were trying tu git frech and boy wood she ever smack u 1, so dony rite her, i am modest i am, well mister scrunch yu kin see from the applicashun that i hav jest ritten u thet i am rite smart and have a good educashun which every l KQQNKIEGXIKDGKHHQJQK SHOOD HAVE ON ACCOUNT U cant git no were in the wurld if yu aredum and aint got any branes and if yu are dum and aint got eny brains the best thing too do is ta merry some feller and go on relief were u dont need no branes becus there aint nuthin fer yu to do to youse them on, i am wise i am. i no if i get the job i'll give you satisfackshun and it dont need no profeesor to no how good edukated i am becus this here letter thet i hav rit is enuff to sho yu how brite and intellyjent i am. i alwas beleev in been breef in business and wen we meat we will hev a good tawk about this and that as i dont like two rite about things like that on account of a good breef letter is the best thing there is in busyness and it makes a good impreshun on the woman or feller who gets it. i no my onions i do. rite me reel soon and let me no wen i hav to start teechin yur schule and i wood like to cum a few days befor schule gets goin so i kin get akuainted with the fokes in Popville and mete the kids i am goin to install nollege in 2, Yours very trooly Miss Clarebelle hick, and also my sister lil if u cin give her a poshishun in a schule, P, S, the XXXXXX's ain't ment fer kisses thems a cuple of mistakes i maid, a poeet oncet sed to air is humin to fergive deveine, i am filosofical i am. good-bie,

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North Bay, Ont, , May lst. , 1967 A,D, Mr, Uriah Scrunch, Chairman, Popville Public School Board, Popville, Ont. KR. 4752, Deer Mr, Scrunch, I ain't got no pen sew i am taken my typeriter insted and righting you an applicashun for a job as school teecehr in yur school which i seed adverised in the Popville Daily Bugle, and i shure hopes i gits the job as i ain't got nuthin to do at presence, and wen i gits somethin to do i'll feel a lot better than i du now becus i hate wen there ain't nuthin fur me to do on account of i am like a busy b that gits honey in flour only i ain't a busy be but jest a norman light who past, at schule and ain't got nothin to do which i hopes i soon won't have, iam a yung female lady and my ages is 18, 19, 21, and 26 so i ain't 2 yung nor i ain't to old, as the poet in the book at schule sed i am a happy meedum, i was in hy schule fer five years and 2 years in a ro i past without trying and 2 tears in a roe i tried and never past but i am pur sistent i am and i finally got smart nuf to no all there was to no in hy schule and i granulated and went to northbay norman schule KDQEHDQXHQGMKDQKKDQKKDGXHDQXKDQX and wen i wus there i m et a guy called Eric and gee he's kut and boy did we hev fun, and my soul reason fer wantin to get a schule is that sum day Eric maybe ken kwit his posishun with the t, no rly and i cen keep him out ear in on the farm with me, becus i dont lp' trust the liddle devul when i ain't in northbay to keep my i on his doins, i ain8t hard to fix up with regards to pay and if yu wunt 2 pay me 15055 a munt that'll soot me fine i kin also play the pianny in fact the folks to home sed i was better then thet feller Paderwhiskey who is supposed to be punkins on the pianner, but shucks, i hate to brag and wen i cum to Popville i'll play yu a pianner so low an i'll bet yull think i kin handle the keys rite Xlffflxffliflx smart. i ain't no slouch on the farm eyether, wen pop was in jail i had to run around behind the plow and the folks in these here parts allow as they never seed no 1 to beet me wen it cum to kuttin up a strate furrow, and even tho as i sed abuv i am a female lady i kin dow anuthing that most mail men fellers kin doo, i'm right smart. My father and wus borned in Ireland and the cum here ten yeasr ago and wen they got here they found they had left mee in ireland sew they went to ireland agian and brung me here and thet is why i am her insted of in ireland a wher i wood hev bean if i hadn't been cum fer and brung to where i am and i am glad i am where i am as i didn't like ireland on account of there was no budy there but irish men. l ain't got meny bad habits and wile i like a snort uv gin now and then i never git drunk only on satirday nites on account of i kin sleep it off on sonday a, m, i hate braggin but oncet i drunk five men under the table but wen i cum to poperville u kin bet your boots i wont niver do thet i'll be a lady i will, i smoke nuthin only cigars and cigarettes and i ain't smokin even them now becus i ain't got no job teechin a schule an wen yu ain't got no schule yu ain't got no muny and wen ayu ain't got no muny yu can't smoke and wen yu cant smoke yu wish yuhad a job sos yu wood hev sum money so yu cood smoke and thets anuthyer reason i wunt to be a school teecher in yer school, yu kin see thet i am good at filosofy 2 i always auntalyses everthin thet i do and i no then i am doin it rite which is the right way to teach kids things in schule, there ain't no cents in tryin to rush any mail or female kids thruh a class in a year if i can see they ain't got any sence to pass their lessons and i wunt play no favurits eyethur i'm dippylomatic i amm . i'm good in HDDXKDQXK sports 2 jest git me the best sport in Popville and i'll let him take me places like i did with thet there fellow Eric in northbay who wus a good sport and he used tuh take me to the sho every satirday aftrenoon on account of it wus cheeper than satirday nite and i wuldn't go satirday nite anyway as i like to get my weekly scrubbin and look spik and span for sonday and monday. oncet that there friend X Eric took me to a onion meetin that his rail way had an i met a fellow there called stinkparkit and me and Eric tried tuh fix it up with my gurl frend jeen lo to go with him but theye didnt hit it off rite and it nearly brok my hart but i got ober it, i am strong willd i am, i hav a cister who is called lilly but we call her lil fer short and X and she ain't bad a t teeching schulle either but she ain't as smart as i am but if you here uv any 1 else who wunts a schule teecher who is smart but not as sart as me tell them about my cister lilly and alsew jeen lo, but maybe you hadn't

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