North Bay Collegiate Institute and Vocational School - Northland Echo Yearbook (North Bay, Ontario Canada)

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THE NORTHLAND ECI-IO

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68 THE NORTHLAND ECHO Then pause and watch for the flinch. If the customer does not flinch you say: That's for the frames, the lenses will be another ten dollars. Then you pause again, but this time just slightly, and again you watch for the flinch. If the customer doesn't flinch, you say, Each l Mr. Psutka: Jennings, how are your spirits! Jennings: They're broken. Mr. Psutka: Broken! Jennings: Yes sir, they were in my hip pocket. IIIB Vocational has a certain individual who goes shopping after school hours with a Col- legiate girl. Two pool wizards are not afraid to challenge anyone to a game. We're afraid McClean is getting short sighted, he hugs Mr. Psutka in basketball, or is it a force of habit. The Reason: A naturalist says in this book that fish have no means of communicationv. Hugh! so that's why they never respond to the lines I drop them! Just Good Manners Mr. McCann: The horse and the cow is in the fieldf, Andy, will you tell us what is wrong with that sentence? Andy: I'm not sure Sir, but I think you shoulda mentioned the lady first. No Trouble at All Ever heard this one?,' asked Kelly. A dog was tied to a rope 14 feet long. Twenty feet away was a fat, juicy bone. How did the dog get to the bone? Oh, that old one, answered Ribout, you want me to say 'I give up,' and then you'll say. Thatls what the dog did. No, your wrong, Mort, because the dog got the bone. Well, how did he get it? The other end of the rope wasn't tied. Crushie A female of our group confesses that she is very frightened of crushes in case she should fall for the wrong one, therefore, she evades heart interests. Wisdom among the fairer sex is a rare virtue. To-Morrow We were going to be all that a class could be To-morrow No class would be better or smarter than we To-Morrow The teachers were tired and weary we knew They'd be glad of some help and deserve it too On them we would call and see what we could do To-morrow. Each day we stacked up the homework we'd write To-morrow And thought of the teachers we'd fill with de- light To-morrow It was too bad indeed we were busy to-day And had time only to go out and play More time we will give to homework we'd say To-morrow. Now the greatest of classes we would have been To-morrow. We would have been great had we ever seen To-morrow But the truth is we quit school and faded from view And all that we left there when school days were thru Was a mountain of things we'd intended to do To-morrow. Teacher: Are Cranberries healthy? Pupil: I don't know. I've never heard them complain. A Clean Sweep Street Cleaner Cjumping from a forty story buildingjz Dis'll be a swell joke on me buddies! How True! 'Tis hard to part with those we love When our hearts are full of hope, But 'tis harder still to find a towel When our eyes are full of soap. PATRONIZE OUR ADVERTISERS without their assistance this Publication would not be possible.

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