North Bay Collegiate Institute and Vocational School - Northland Echo Yearbook (North Bay, Ontario Canada)

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68 THE NORTHLAND ECHO IIIC Collegiate Miss I. V. Jackson Alphonse Castagne 9.00 a.m.- You gotta get up hour by I Ken Snore Baxter. 10.00 a.m.-Housewife hour by Cal- ..Ah . oi-ie VVyatt and McAuliffe. 11.00 a.m.- VVho hour by GumShoe Clues Burrel. NOON-News by Rubbed Shore nscoopy, We Eatl' Him Out? and I. C. Hill. 1.00 p.m.-Jelly Richardson in the Blushen Grinne Lipstick Company. 2.00 p.m.-YDebate: Castagne and Calarco vs. Mitchell and O'Donnel in 'Bootlegging Should Be Abolished. 3.00 p.m.-Sport News by Bedard. 4.00 p.m.- Shiver and Quake hour. VVigston and Shore in Who Stole the Drinks? or Gone With the Gin. 5.00 p.m.-Out to Lunch. 6.00 p.m,-Carl Weegar and Frair in She Vvinked at Me. 7.00 p.m.-New Bargain: Phone numbers of girls in 2A Coll. 10c each: see Grant for particulars. 8.00 p.m.-The Bootlegging Era 3,000 B.C. to 1940 A.D. by DeMarco and Mitchell. HEAVY STUFF Panhandler: That guy made his money out of lead. Hamilton: So did I, but I got three years for it. Judge: Well, so you got caught again. This is the third time. What have you got to say ? Chicken Grabber: I caught the farmer by mistake. Clark: Miss Gliddon, can I be punished for something I didn't do? Miss Gliddon: No, why? Clark: Well, I didn't go to the office yesterday when you sent me. Twenty years hence: Wigston-A hopeless maniac in Booby Hatch Asylum. Scott, Hill and Clark-Owners of a toy factory. Brouse!Selling insurance. Hill-billy: Mah boy wants some larnin', whut do ye teech? Teacher: Algebra, Latin, Trigonome- try and English! Hill-billy: Well, give him some trigger-nometry. He's the wust shot in the family. Miss Wales: What is a goosehcrry? Calarco: A grape with whiskers. Judge: Next case please. North Bay versus Moe Mitchell and his can. Judge: Now, Lloyd, unless you fix your 'poor example of a snail wagon' I will confiscate your license. . Moe: You don't have to, Judge, I haven't got one. Boarder: Who left those ferry boats in the stairs? Landlady: tmenacinglyb I did: Are you insinuating that I have big feet? Boarder: P-p-pardon me. I m-m- meant fairy boots. Air pump: You look hollow chested and thin. What's wrong? Inner tube: Income tax. Baxter: Look here, if you win this bet you are in five bucks. Castagne: And what am I in if you lose? Baxter: A stretcher. Miss Morgan: Sutherland, what are you reading? Sully: Ah-er-ah-I'm reading of Alex- ander's battles. Miss Morgan: Well, what is Alexander doing with those ray guns? Put that comic book away. Form IVA M-rs. Hoey Marian Alford IVA HUMOUR Mr. Firth: Jennings, is that you who's making the light on the ceiling? Oh, of course, it wouldn't be. You're not bright enough. Mr. Firth: When is the sun a copper color? Bright student: When we get pennies from heaven! Miss Hame1': I want you to write a description of a radiator. Kirk: Can't we describe I-ledy Lamarr? She's just as hot. Eunice tin French classlt Doris, how do you end that sentence? Doris: With a period. Mr. Firth: What would you do if you saw a stone rolling up Priest Hill? Marceau: See a doctor!

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THE NORTHLAND ECHO 67 PROBABLE FATES OF IIIB STUDENTS Peggy Leslie-Keeping house for Edgar. Gloria Ringrose-A stooge for Jack Benny. Eleanore Jacques-A permanent resi- dent of Callander. Marg. Owen- Matron at Burwash Penitentiary. D olr o t h y ,Burrows-Still polishing stools at Grattons. Marg. Paterson-Leader of a Boy Scout troop. Elsie Meeking-Running a radio quiz programme. Clementine Valois-Teaching French at N.B.C.I. Marg. Wright-Looking after lone- some soldiers. Alma and Anita-Two old maids argu- ing over whether they'll have apple or lemon pie for dessert. M e 1' l e Richardson-Manufacturing stilts. One MAY morning a young man named JACQUES bought a GARLAND of flowers from the CLARK in the flower shop. VVhen he COOMBES out into the MARY sunshine he was OWEN so much money that his head was AITKEN. And since he no longer felt like a FREEDMAN he decided he would PHIL this? LIP with a BROWN liquid that BURNIES. Then he BURROWS his FLEMING h'ad in his COLE hands and began to yell, I wish I was RICH- ARD. Then he looked on the ground and found a RING tand hel ROSE to his feet crying, It's all WRIGHT. Things We Have 'n' Haven't Hamtmler but no nails Aitken but no pain Meeking but no coward Fleming but no cold Clark but no pork and beans Garland but no flowers Jacque but no Jill Richardson but no furniture store Freedman but no slaves Wright but no wrong Burrows but no donkey Owen' but no debts Phillips but no magnesia Guerney but no cow Burnie but no stove Smith but no coughdrops Brown but no white Paterson but no Durrell Richards but no poor. WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF uloria R. could tell a new joke? Freda F. got rid of her cold and could do her French homework? Bernice R. wasn't so slaphappy and didn't like everybody? Marion A. ever said anything without using big words? Marg. O. stopped giving her hymn card to the boy in front of her who didn't have one? Skippy didn't tell us the Happy Gang's Goon stories every day at noon. Miss Morgan: There isn't one of us that doesn't admire beauty. Frances S.: That's why I love myself so much. Mary K. didn't do her Algebra home- work every night? Merle R. wasn't so tall? Winnie G. would pronounce her French instead of spelling it. What the Teachers Say to Us ' Miss Gliddon: Doris, if you can only sit on one side, why don't you make it the other one so you won't be facing Frances? Mrs. Hoey: Now girls, don't waste a minuteg you could be learning a vocabu- lary. Miss Hamer: Now you girls get down to some real hard concentration. Mr. Cleland: Pipe down. IIIB Mary Fleming Our form IIIB's a pretty good class, VVe all hope that someday we'll be lucky and pass Q73 In Physics, Miss Wales says there's lots of doubt, Algebra needs thought so is practically out. Our Latin marks go from the top to the bottom, And as far as French marks, well, We just haven't got them. In History we wish that someone had forgotten To tell about Marathon Sparta and Athens. About Composition Miss Hamer will say That we'll never be authors for many a day. At last comes our Literatureg dull most of the time, Why the poems in Abe Lincoln don't ever rhyme! And so I close on our blooming 3rd form And will guarantee fun till exams start to storm.

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THE NORTHLAND ECHO 69 Mr. Hardwick: Translate 'Chex-chez la femme! Kirk: Find the woman. Mr. Hardwick: That's the root of all trouble. tHughes was combing his hairJ Mr. Hardwick: Of course I know it's very nice-if you have any hair to comb. Miss Hamer: The dog bounded into the room with a romp. Bright student: How could he come in without one? Teacher: Now for a lesson in correct pronunciation. tReading: 'the purple tur- nips'JwThe turple purnips. What girl in IVA dreamt that Reg. McCambley invited her to a dance and forgot to come for her and then snubbed him all the next day in school? By Edythe Wharram DAWN breaking over the hills casts her VIOLET and RUBY HUGHES over the old CHURCH and gives promise of a WHARRAM day. It cheers the SOULE of GORDON HOWARD, the MILLER who is to MARIE MOLLY who IS A BEL of the village. The JUSTICE with his FRANK face and CHERRY nose drives up in his GIGG at a merry CAIT. He PATS the horse on the nose and explains that there is not another on PARR with his. About the marriage, he enquired. KAN-EI-GESSER l i k e HER-MAN TAKE CARE OF HER? I don't think he can ALFORD it. So he put it off till the MOREAU and returned home to read MACBETH. MABLE AND PAUL Now Mable is a little girl VVho goes to school here She gets Paul's mind and head awhirl Whenever she is near. But now, it seems, the other day She came into the room And Paul who had been light and gay Descended into gloom. For on her lips the colour'd changed He didn't like the brand. He'd tried it out the night before But it had been a one-night stand. So he goes and tells her what he thinks And she obeys his wish By changing lips from Plum to Peach 'Cause that's his favorite dish! ADVERTISEMENT HUGHESED ALFORDS and GIGGS OVERHOLT at JUSTICE prices. Suit- able for driving in WHARRAM or WARNER weather to KIRKS or CHURCHES. IVA is proud of the members of its class. We have: 1. Vice-Pres. of Girls' Camera Club-Ruby Parr. 2. Vice-Pres. of Debating Society-Norma Herman. 3. Secretary of Girls' Athletic Society- Marian Alford. 4. Pianist for Senior Assembly-Molly Maiers. 5. Winner of Boys' senior events on Field Day-George Barrett. Runner-up of Girl's senior events- Mable Gigg. 6. Violinist in School Orchestra-Eva I-Iansman. 7. Members in cast of School Play-Chan lotte Ross, Reg. McCambley, Malcolm MacDonald, Doris Beatty, Howard Hughes, Jean McBeth, Jack Morgan, Isabel Cherry, Molly Maiers. 8. A star on our school hockey team- Gordon Kirk. IVB Collegiate Mr. Firth Gordon Reddaway Miss Hamer: Skellern, use capsize in a sentence. Skellern lbrightlyb: My capsize is 635' M i s s Walton: Stratford-on-Avon attracts more tourists than any other tourist resort. Voice from side: What about Cal- lander? Miss Walton: Alexander planted a garrison at Sardisf' Otto: Did it grow? Miss Walton: Brown, have you noth- ing to do? B. Brown: I'rn doing it.