Normal College of the American Gymnastic Union - Gymnast Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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That night she was in tears when she opened the door for her husband. I've been insult- ed by your mother. My mother! he exclaimed. But Alice-she's miles away. l know, but a letter came for you this morning and I opened it. He looked stern. I see, but where does the insult come in ? In the postscript, she an- swered, it said: 'Dear Alice, don't forget to give this letter to George'. Here and There VVhat a beaner Bob Yoke pulled in taking roll the other day! VVonder who was most rebarrassed Ginny, Biffy, Bob, or the class. Irene Schreiber used to blush uncomfortably a while back too - misnnderstandings will occur even in the best regulated schools. Hair Cut-Ups Faces Lifted Faces Liftetl and Removed Faces Lifted, Removed and Buried. R. Stahl, prop. I. Nevins, C. Flynn, Props. - Do You Suffer? From Tousilitis, Corus, I-Ialis tosis, l.Vart34, Anything, Lv- erything, Nothing? We'll Relieve You First aid to those with cash. L. Pielineier 'and C. Hertler Hot Air Taxi Co. Smalrlone and Muto XVe'll Get You Home in Any Condition Special Service from Mike's Paddlers Leave Canoes for Courts A new wrinkle in the old suit is Paddle Tennis, now be- ing pursued in the gymnasium of good old N. A. G. U. VVhether it has been caught yet or not is a question. Nevertheless it has caught the fancy of most of the stu- dents, regardless of age, weight, color of eyes, experi- ence, etc., etc. The technique of this sim- ple game, and by the way, it is simple, even the youngest child can operate it without a quiver, to get back to the technique- providing it hasn't walked away in the meanwhile-is as I said some time ago-quite simple, in fact, I feel that I ought hardly to go into great detail regarding it. The main theme song is - Paddle Your Own Canoe , ac- companied by vocal effects from Mineo and Kreuter. Hoss Race Results The big Indianapolis Darby which was run off yesterday, was one huge success. VVhitey an apparent dark horse stole the lead on the rest of the iield, and walked home from third on a two-hagger hit by Rice. This was the eight- eenth Cno, Darling not amend- meutj two-bagger hit hy Rice -wotta man-my Iathcr's a cop! So the barber kept on shaving?????? Results: 1 2 : : :It's a Surprise, Norses, Norses, Norses. That's thc burning question- lf Eakin won't tel you-see Earnest-it's worse than the bone proposition and that's gone to the dogs. lucidcntly, 1 might say, tkeep this dark of coursej this game like many such, is one big racket! This is based on all angles of outcomes and in- comes. WVOuld You Like to Learn to Swing Clubs? Any kind-xve're not fussy. M. Swart - S. Kummer W'ar Clubs Indian Clubs Golf Clubs A Classy Outfit XVa-lla-Da-De Speak German Flueutly See George B. Farkas CXVateh him closelyl Expert Languager and How! When Your Memory Fails See Schreiber-Rapp Corp. For Your Next Meal D'Amat0's Dinner! Real Italian Spaghetti OOO-LA! LA! Try It Once-You'll Never Eat Another. VOICE CULTURE Samonsky 8: Biif y Let Us Take Your Picture, XVe'll llring It Back Candee, WValker, Eakin Photographers Be An Orator Lead a Hand to Mouth Existence F. BILTD Parlor Tricks by Posey Bloom and Ann Barnes Be Antiseptic Gain Ifoise and Grace See Valleta Bachman Dancing Lessons By the Hour Page Ninety

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I Big Game Is Scheduled As a change from potatoes -try volley-ball! This from jack Bloom, erstwhile master of the pastime in question. Pielmeier, a protege of the master, tells a story concern- ing Bloom while the latter was teaching the Weasel funda- mentals of the game. Wl1ile I was dressing for my first lesson, tells Piel- meier, Instructor Bloom was giving me the low-down and high-up on the dynamic game of volley-hall. VVhen l came on the floor, a startling spec- tacle confronted me. There, in one grand heap, were two howling halls, four polo mal- lcts, two suits of armor, eight yards of lead pipe, a half doz- en moukey-wreuchcs, two sir- ens and a pair of twin-holiby- horses. And I thought I was going to learn to play volley- ball. Says Brother jack, Hey! where you going? Hey! Hey? NVell, VVell, l'll he-P Three Degrees Given At the Bachelor ceremonies this morning, the following de- grees werc awarded with much gusto: : O. VV. G.--tOhVVhataGuyj -Zimlich B. B. D.-KBoopBoopaDoopJ -Rapp M. B.-fMother's Boyj Mineo B. P. IQ. it ' CBeauty Placed Elsewhereb-Hower Q. Q. Q.-CCute, Cute, Cutej -Meyer B. I.-CBlissful Ignorancej -Simpson H. C. C.-ClA'lot-Cha-ChaJ- Nelson B. B. D.-CBeautifulBut Dumlmj-Stahl VV. VV. W.-CVVell,VVell, Wellj-Gordon Did anyone ask Lenny Piel- meier about the peanut hutter proposition? He certainly fixed it. LOCAL BOY MAKES GOOD PRY, OUTSTANDING IN PERFORMANCE Olympic Entries Increased This is the story of two of the most spectacular perform- ers Normal is planning on sending to Los Angeles fHOH1C for Delicate Peoplej. One, the taller of the two, is as daring and sensational an ar- tist as ever came out of the North, he specializes in work- ing the flying rings and the horizontal liar Calso any inno- cent students who happen alongj. The other, the more reserved and the shorter of the pair, amazes and astounds thousands by his In-eatlt-tale ing and melodramatic stunts on the parallel liars and the mat. Both are now in arduous training for the approaching Olympic Games, they are looked upon as Uncle Sam's mainstays and upon their shoulders rests the burden of carrying the uation's hopes to the fore. Amcrica's Last Hopes! l-Iats off and give these local lmoys a good hand- Parsou Nelson and Mitt Mnto. Bloom, looking out window -l see it's getting warmer. Geoghan, from under 8 blan- kets-How can you tell? Bloom-I see a man with only l overcoat on. - Athletes' Foot Race One of the features in the coming Olympics will he the Athlete's foot race. The list of entries is quite long since 4 out of 5 have it. The prize is a gold Before the start of the Mar- athon event in the track meet held at Brosius-on-the-Lake Cusually in the lakej, Pry- lmylski was prancing around like a well-primed steed, and act- ing the part of a truck horse by eating lumps of sugar, and downing Bromos by the dozen, and eating watermelon on the half shell. The gun! Pry was off like a whippet! He passed the quarter mile mark, a quar- ter mile ahead of the field. VVhat's all the shouting for? Oh, the gun wasn't even tired. Good old Pry! Back again for a restart. They're oft! Pry goes down in a heap-he's up, he's up, he's up! And then he took the road to Milwaukee. It was a half hour before the officials finally straightened him out. And he won the race- such crust! Are you the gentleman who gave my hrother a clog last week? I am the man. Well, mother says to come and take them all back. Ye Editor After reading this, I rather imagine that you will think it is a lot of silly Iiosh-believe it or not-however, do not mis- .ake our intentions-this is only humor-no sarcasm meant. ARE YOU A WALLFLOWER ? Spring into Popularity! Learn Tumbling R. Lynn and E. Sturm Are You Afraid of lined bottle of Alisorh- Vvater? ine, Jr, Swimming Instructions Mother-May I go by out to play? ODEN Page Eiyllty-nine'

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