Normal College of the American Gymnastic Union - Gymnast Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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MAS-I' HEAD Olll' Prize Poetry S0-S0-S0-I-ETTY Price - Free - For Nothing- Ode T0 The Pier Miss Hilmer Joins Navy Costs Nothing Save a Smile Wallcixig and hauling- Sees World ' Eflii0T-itll-Grief ........,... ..,,,..., S tubhy Managing-'1'he-Editor ......... lliffy Snorts Editor ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, I 70551 I i . lCCClll'lfS ..., ..,,.... ,.... .... ,,,,, , , ,,,,,, C 0 1111143 Member of The International Onion Association-- Still Going Strong- Hot-Cha - Cha. Campaign Speech Broad- casted The following was taken vertim when the campaign speech by Bill Schae-'32, now running for president, was giv- eu over the radio: After you people have so kindly elected me as your Na- tional Leader, 'l, propose to make this country toe the mark. Tl1ere's to be no jump- ing the gun! After all-the reason for this condition is simple enough - you folks didn't know me at the time of the last presidential election. l am planning on making some reforms at the Normal College also. The campus is to be enlarged by 39999,999 eu. ft, upon the passage of The enlargement Bill through Con- gress. An elevator will be in- stalled for the exclusive use of students in gytn costume-no immodest walking through the halls. More Records Broken By Klier This morning the Float Lounging record was smashed by Bill Klier- who made the astounding announcement that he has sat for a total of 333 1-3 hours on the Mess Hall Steps. VVhether all that time was spent waiting for Mess or a Miss is another thing. What are you going to do when you graduate? You mean what am I going to do if 1 graduate. Page Eiyliigv-ciylzt Groans do I hear. VVorking not stallingg We'll build that pier. It's a great life- If you don't weakeng XrValking and hauling, When will it end? Just A Mess Line or Two Blow your horn Bill Kultzow- Blow your horn VVe are starving Bill Kultzow Since this morn We're not fussy what's to eat Every bite of food's a treat S0 blow vour horn Bill Kultzow- Blow your horn. Research Work Discloses Eeccntricities of Hockey Arter profound research. th'- class in experimental cosmo- anatomiphysiopsychoptediates concluded that field hockey players are tempern-mental. I hear exhaustive experi- ments covered 3 and 1-2 Held hockey games played by the N. A. G. U. Women. The following people pro- vided the foundation of the theory, 1. Conlin and her little brown hat. Z. Hoppe and her great big red handkerchief, 3, Apostol and her ground work tfallingj. 4. Simpson and her blissful ignorance. 5.. Foxy and her reteree's whistle. Lawyer Cto opponentj : You're the biggest boob it. the city. judge Crapping for orderj: Gentlemen, you forget l am here. She: I wonder if you re- member me? Years ago you asked me to marry you. Absent-minded Professor : Ah, yesg and did you? During last summer, Miss Alma Hilmer, noted normal student, visited Europe and Germany ior the third time. This latest trip being made by gyroplane, the last two were on foot. The St. Louis Kid spent some time in England where she horsecl around with the Prince of VVails-yes, .sdward fell off his pony again, prob- ably he fell for Alma. XfVhile in Switzerland, Miss Hilmer visited some cheese factories. but left in a hurry- the atmosphere being too strong for her. Bye the bye she picked up a quaint purple and ffolo Austrian cheese- hound which will be her soror- ity's mascot. Miss Hilmer plans to cross the ocean next summer-this time in a barrel. So-So-Roar-It-Ty Sc- you want some news of the fraternities? NVell, things have been happening up at the Girls' Sorority House. The Roof Garden is now bc'- ing inhabited by the women in search ot Vitamin D-the sun- sln:-e vitimin-the both sides now being open, street ear or bus service is being contem- plateo between the corridors- Ping Pong is still going strong with Chacona playing left tackle and Kummer pinochle, and Meyers on the Uke. A dance is in the air-it has been for the past year and will continue so according to the President, Bing Crosby. Meyer was so anxious to get to the dressing room, that she doubled up and rolled down. Petersonian Theroies-Skin hold bones and muscle togeth- er. Heredity is acquired.

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Iflf LITTLE GYMNAST SO-SO-S0 Think about it? Diving Won By Buffalo Miss lfarly this morning some- time between sunset and moon- shine, the High Diving con- test was held, and the bacon, pardon it was Friday-and the Fish was taken by lice Mass- man, late of Buffalo. With due grace and beauty, Bee ran away with the exhibi- tion. She was finally appre- hended and brought back. Her demonstration ot' the Stomach Smash was perfect in every detail-even her ear stopped wriggling. When asked concerning the ditiiculty of diving from the tower, Miss Massman non- :halantly replied- l'Juck Soup -I owe all my diving prowess to my able assistants, Miss Schreiber and Miss Rapp. Cottage System Now Used At Brosius Among the many health sani- quariums which have installed the cottage system is good old Camp Brosius. This splendid Institute for Physical Weak- ness Ckindly mail couponj, after a summer's hard usage or pillage, highly recommends, as most phvsicians do, Castoria for falling of the garters. According to l-Ioyle, the aforesaid abodes are minus only one thing,-a chimney- imagine Santa's chagrin this winter when he visits the stu- dents there for Christmas. Beauties Of Bugling By Bill Bugling is one of the finest sports. It has a sound foun- dation and a bugler is bound to make a noise in this world. lt is especially grate on the ears Cot' the listenerj and has marvelous uplifting powers at iievclle. There is an appeal about it Extry! Extry! Man Overcome By Work ! Early this morning Clst hourj, a Senior was overcome by the necessity of demonstrat- ing for a quizz in appa- ratus. The man in ques- tion was Mr. H. O.- Cwe'll let you guess-our policy is-never mention names when others al- ready know them.j And someone said this graded apparatus business was a snap! ! especially at mess-lines of frantic people Chali-starvedb shout for it. Since I became Camp Bug- ler-l've won great popularity -I've become one ot' the eavnp ldols. Normal Student Relieves . Depression Yesterday afternoon the de- pression which has been blos- soming so long lost its foot- hold, and ceased forever, due to the magnanimity oi a prom- inent student of the Normal College, Norman Kreuter. Like Rockefeller, Mr. Kreu- ter handed out .nickel after nickel to those unfortunates who were within hailing dis- tance. Imagine any Normal student actually handing out nickels for no other reason than enlargement of the heart, and to fellow students at that. VVith such a hue start in the right direction, it can mean but one thing-hnancial rehabilita- tion and nickel shows once 'norel Hurrah for Kreuter, the man who put the Peanut Ven- dor and the Telephone Com- pany on their feet again! Oh the life of a pledge- F. F. Candee caught on iire in Mr. Rinsch's class. What a sunbeam l A. G. U. Girls Fall For New Sport Within the last week, the Dorm girls have begun a new practice-that of roller-skating here, there, and back again on one, two, three, and even four wheeled brake skates. According to Lil Koening, pretty Sophomore, the skating is great for falling arches. While Thelma Meyer says there's nothing like a pair of roller skates for complete com- fort-they satisfy. OI course girls will be girls -but really - for genuine pleasure-slip over a snappy pair ol' roller skates 1932 sports model while stumbling in the dark in bedroom slip- pers-More fun! Them Thar Frosh One morning three men were seen trying to Carey a Pump, but they could hardly Dregal- la it. One was Abrahamson the Shoemaker, another Simp- son, the Miller and the third, Geisler the Beeehman. Jost a minute till I pick this White Berry Prat Cledj Abraham- son doing so and pecking a Peckott' them, Geisler liked the looks of the Apfels as he filled a Potthoff them. Simpson had decided to Duckwall the duck- ing was good, so he did not Stahl but began to Walk-er the others saw him. O'Don- nel, Watts Simpson Doing? cried Abe. Probably playing Richard the Linhart, answered the Beechman. Dogs Visit N. A. G. U. For the past month num- erous dogs have been seen strolling about the corridors of Normal. lt is believed that their arrival was in response to the daily or hourly singing UD of the Sophomore girls in the locker room. Such Appeal. Page Eiglity-sc'1fen

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I Big Game Is Scheduled As a change from potatoes -try volley-ball! This from jack Bloom, erstwhile master of the pastime in question. Pielmeier, a protege of the master, tells a story concern- ing Bloom while the latter was teaching the Weasel funda- mentals of the game. Wl1ile I was dressing for my first lesson, tells Piel- meier, Instructor Bloom was giving me the low-down and high-up on the dynamic game of volley-hall. VVhen l came on the floor, a startling spec- tacle confronted me. There, in one grand heap, were two howling halls, four polo mal- lcts, two suits of armor, eight yards of lead pipe, a half doz- en moukey-wreuchcs, two sir- ens and a pair of twin-holiby- horses. And I thought I was going to learn to play volley- ball. Says Brother jack, Hey! where you going? Hey! Hey? NVell, VVell, l'll he-P Three Degrees Given At the Bachelor ceremonies this morning, the following de- grees werc awarded with much gusto: : O. VV. G.--tOhVVhataGuyj -Zimlich B. B. D.-KBoopBoopaDoopJ -Rapp M. B.-fMother's Boyj Mineo B. P. IQ. it ' CBeauty Placed Elsewhereb-Hower Q. Q. Q.-CCute, Cute, Cutej -Meyer B. I.-CBlissful Ignorancej -Simpson H. C. C.-ClA'lot-Cha-ChaJ- Nelson B. B. D.-CBeautifulBut Dumlmj-Stahl VV. VV. W.-CVVell,VVell, Wellj-Gordon Did anyone ask Lenny Piel- meier about the peanut hutter proposition? He certainly fixed it. LOCAL BOY MAKES GOOD PRY, OUTSTANDING IN PERFORMANCE Olympic Entries Increased This is the story of two of the most spectacular perform- ers Normal is planning on sending to Los Angeles fHOH1C for Delicate Peoplej. One, the taller of the two, is as daring and sensational an ar- tist as ever came out of the North, he specializes in work- ing the flying rings and the horizontal liar Calso any inno- cent students who happen alongj. The other, the more reserved and the shorter of the pair, amazes and astounds thousands by his In-eatlt-tale ing and melodramatic stunts on the parallel liars and the mat. Both are now in arduous training for the approaching Olympic Games, they are looked upon as Uncle Sam's mainstays and upon their shoulders rests the burden of carrying the uation's hopes to the fore. Amcrica's Last Hopes! l-Iats off and give these local lmoys a good hand- Parsou Nelson and Mitt Mnto. Bloom, looking out window -l see it's getting warmer. Geoghan, from under 8 blan- kets-How can you tell? Bloom-I see a man with only l overcoat on. - Athletes' Foot Race One of the features in the coming Olympics will he the Athlete's foot race. The list of entries is quite long since 4 out of 5 have it. The prize is a gold Before the start of the Mar- athon event in the track meet held at Brosius-on-the-Lake Cusually in the lakej, Pry- lmylski was prancing around like a well-primed steed, and act- ing the part of a truck horse by eating lumps of sugar, and downing Bromos by the dozen, and eating watermelon on the half shell. The gun! Pry was off like a whippet! He passed the quarter mile mark, a quar- ter mile ahead of the field. VVhat's all the shouting for? Oh, the gun wasn't even tired. Good old Pry! Back again for a restart. They're oft! Pry goes down in a heap-he's up, he's up, he's up! And then he took the road to Milwaukee. It was a half hour before the officials finally straightened him out. And he won the race- such crust! Are you the gentleman who gave my hrother a clog last week? I am the man. Well, mother says to come and take them all back. Ye Editor After reading this, I rather imagine that you will think it is a lot of silly Iiosh-believe it or not-however, do not mis- .ake our intentions-this is only humor-no sarcasm meant. ARE YOU A WALLFLOWER ? Spring into Popularity! Learn Tumbling R. Lynn and E. Sturm Are You Afraid of lined bottle of Alisorh- Vvater? ine, Jr, Swimming Instructions Mother-May I go by out to play? ODEN Page Eiyllty-nine'