Normal College of the American Gymnastic Union - Gymnast Yearbook (Indianapolis, IN)

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Iflf LITTLE GYMNAST SO-SO-S0 Think about it? Diving Won By Buffalo Miss lfarly this morning some- time between sunset and moon- shine, the High Diving con- test was held, and the bacon, pardon it was Friday-and the Fish was taken by lice Mass- man, late of Buffalo. With due grace and beauty, Bee ran away with the exhibi- tion. She was finally appre- hended and brought back. Her demonstration ot' the Stomach Smash was perfect in every detail-even her ear stopped wriggling. When asked concerning the ditiiculty of diving from the tower, Miss Massman non- :halantly replied- l'Juck Soup -I owe all my diving prowess to my able assistants, Miss Schreiber and Miss Rapp. Cottage System Now Used At Brosius Among the many health sani- quariums which have installed the cottage system is good old Camp Brosius. This splendid Institute for Physical Weak- ness Ckindly mail couponj, after a summer's hard usage or pillage, highly recommends, as most phvsicians do, Castoria for falling of the garters. According to l-Ioyle, the aforesaid abodes are minus only one thing,-a chimney- imagine Santa's chagrin this winter when he visits the stu- dents there for Christmas. Beauties Of Bugling By Bill Bugling is one of the finest sports. It has a sound foun- dation and a bugler is bound to make a noise in this world. lt is especially grate on the ears Cot' the listenerj and has marvelous uplifting powers at iievclle. There is an appeal about it Extry! Extry! Man Overcome By Work ! Early this morning Clst hourj, a Senior was overcome by the necessity of demonstrat- ing for a quizz in appa- ratus. The man in ques- tion was Mr. H. O.- Cwe'll let you guess-our policy is-never mention names when others al- ready know them.j And someone said this graded apparatus business was a snap! ! especially at mess-lines of frantic people Chali-starvedb shout for it. Since I became Camp Bug- ler-l've won great popularity -I've become one ot' the eavnp ldols. Normal Student Relieves . Depression Yesterday afternoon the de- pression which has been blos- soming so long lost its foot- hold, and ceased forever, due to the magnanimity oi a prom- inent student of the Normal College, Norman Kreuter. Like Rockefeller, Mr. Kreu- ter handed out .nickel after nickel to those unfortunates who were within hailing dis- tance. Imagine any Normal student actually handing out nickels for no other reason than enlargement of the heart, and to fellow students at that. VVith such a hue start in the right direction, it can mean but one thing-hnancial rehabilita- tion and nickel shows once 'norel Hurrah for Kreuter, the man who put the Peanut Ven- dor and the Telephone Com- pany on their feet again! Oh the life of a pledge- F. F. Candee caught on iire in Mr. Rinsch's class. What a sunbeam l A. G. U. Girls Fall For New Sport Within the last week, the Dorm girls have begun a new practice-that of roller-skating here, there, and back again on one, two, three, and even four wheeled brake skates. According to Lil Koening, pretty Sophomore, the skating is great for falling arches. While Thelma Meyer says there's nothing like a pair of roller skates for complete com- fort-they satisfy. OI course girls will be girls -but really - for genuine pleasure-slip over a snappy pair ol' roller skates 1932 sports model while stumbling in the dark in bedroom slip- pers-More fun! Them Thar Frosh One morning three men were seen trying to Carey a Pump, but they could hardly Dregal- la it. One was Abrahamson the Shoemaker, another Simp- son, the Miller and the third, Geisler the Beeehman. Jost a minute till I pick this White Berry Prat Cledj Abraham- son doing so and pecking a Peckott' them, Geisler liked the looks of the Apfels as he filled a Potthoff them. Simpson had decided to Duckwall the duck- ing was good, so he did not Stahl but began to Walk-er the others saw him. O'Don- nel, Watts Simpson Doing? cried Abe. Probably playing Richard the Linhart, answered the Beechman. Dogs Visit N. A. G. U. For the past month num- erous dogs have been seen strolling about the corridors of Normal. lt is believed that their arrival was in response to the daily or hourly singing UD of the Sophomore girls in the locker room. Such Appeal. Page Eiglity-sc'1fen

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MARCH 20-26 March is going out like a lion. Snow is a common occurence now. Last week before Spring vacation! Lucille Jost and Lorry Miller are packed already. Helen Walker and Rose Stahl are wondering whether or not they should take their curtains down this year or just wait until next year. Friday night-Junior Entertainment. Who shall ever forget Murph Mineo as the sweetheart of Barnacle Bill the Sailor, enacted by Arthur Werder. What a pair. Dorothy Rath and Fred Plag were married tMockD among brickbats, basketballs and old shoes. Len Pielmeier was the vampire of the evening. Immediately following-a Hard Time Farewell Dance. Ruth Wolters takes lirst place for girls-Rifano for the boys, while Fred Flag romps away with the Booby prize. Saturday morning all the elite of the school set forth on their long jour- ney in high powered cars. By the way, one of our speed demons, in his death car, had a wreck. Guess who? This was preceded by Eakin and Earnest busting up their car. The instinct of rivalry even in smashing cars, is very strong here at N. A. G. U. APRIL 4-11 Back again after a whole week of vacation. Everyone comes back with their new spring duds. Big News! Bud Nicolett has leaped into the sea of matrimony. Boys will be boys. The Misses Swart and Bachman fail to show up the first day but just give them time. Work galore. Tests galore. D'Nies is still going strong in his Sophomore Free Ex. Class. The I-loodlums always seem to be dropping Indian Clubs. Ask D'N ies. Freshmen go out on playgrounds. Lorry Miller struts downstairs in high heels--and struts back to change. Sophs get exhibition work for their practice teaching. Group Teaching-Dean corrects Freshmen while making criticisms three times but to no avail. I-lerman tops the other three by making the same mistakes. Dean Rath intimated that he was used to teaching dumbbells. Woncler what he means. Phi Epsilon Kappa have Founders' Day Dance. Many of the Alums were present. Mr. and Mrs. Rath, and Dr. and Mrs. Sputh were guests. The evening was topped off with a square dance. ' Pa 10 Eiglity-.vix 1- -.1-u-1:1

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MAS-I' HEAD Olll' Prize Poetry S0-S0-S0-I-ETTY Price - Free - For Nothing- Ode T0 The Pier Miss Hilmer Joins Navy Costs Nothing Save a Smile Wallcixig and hauling- Sees World ' Eflii0T-itll-Grief ........,... ..,,,..., S tubhy Managing-'1'he-Editor ......... lliffy Snorts Editor ,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,, I 70551 I i . lCCClll'lfS ..., ..,,.... ,.... .... ,,,,, , , ,,,,,, C 0 1111143 Member of The International Onion Association-- Still Going Strong- Hot-Cha - Cha. Campaign Speech Broad- casted The following was taken vertim when the campaign speech by Bill Schae-'32, now running for president, was giv- eu over the radio: After you people have so kindly elected me as your Na- tional Leader, 'l, propose to make this country toe the mark. Tl1ere's to be no jump- ing the gun! After all-the reason for this condition is simple enough - you folks didn't know me at the time of the last presidential election. l am planning on making some reforms at the Normal College also. The campus is to be enlarged by 39999,999 eu. ft, upon the passage of The enlargement Bill through Con- gress. An elevator will be in- stalled for the exclusive use of students in gytn costume-no immodest walking through the halls. More Records Broken By Klier This morning the Float Lounging record was smashed by Bill Klier- who made the astounding announcement that he has sat for a total of 333 1-3 hours on the Mess Hall Steps. VVhether all that time was spent waiting for Mess or a Miss is another thing. What are you going to do when you graduate? You mean what am I going to do if 1 graduate. Page Eiyliigv-ciylzt Groans do I hear. VVorking not stallingg We'll build that pier. It's a great life- If you don't weakeng XrValking and hauling, When will it end? Just A Mess Line or Two Blow your horn Bill Kultzow- Blow your horn VVe are starving Bill Kultzow Since this morn We're not fussy what's to eat Every bite of food's a treat S0 blow vour horn Bill Kultzow- Blow your horn. Research Work Discloses Eeccntricities of Hockey Arter profound research. th'- class in experimental cosmo- anatomiphysiopsychoptediates concluded that field hockey players are tempern-mental. I hear exhaustive experi- ments covered 3 and 1-2 Held hockey games played by the N. A. G. U. Women. The following people pro- vided the foundation of the theory, 1. Conlin and her little brown hat. Z. Hoppe and her great big red handkerchief, 3, Apostol and her ground work tfallingj. 4. Simpson and her blissful ignorance. 5.. Foxy and her reteree's whistle. Lawyer Cto opponentj : You're the biggest boob it. the city. judge Crapping for orderj: Gentlemen, you forget l am here. She: I wonder if you re- member me? Years ago you asked me to marry you. Absent-minded Professor : Ah, yesg and did you? During last summer, Miss Alma Hilmer, noted normal student, visited Europe and Germany ior the third time. This latest trip being made by gyroplane, the last two were on foot. The St. Louis Kid spent some time in England where she horsecl around with the Prince of VVails-yes, .sdward fell off his pony again, prob- ably he fell for Alma. XfVhile in Switzerland, Miss Hilmer visited some cheese factories. but left in a hurry- the atmosphere being too strong for her. Bye the bye she picked up a quaint purple and ffolo Austrian cheese- hound which will be her soror- ity's mascot. Miss Hilmer plans to cross the ocean next summer-this time in a barrel. So-So-Roar-It-Ty Sc- you want some news of the fraternities? NVell, things have been happening up at the Girls' Sorority House. The Roof Garden is now bc'- ing inhabited by the women in search ot Vitamin D-the sun- sln:-e vitimin-the both sides now being open, street ear or bus service is being contem- plateo between the corridors- Ping Pong is still going strong with Chacona playing left tackle and Kummer pinochle, and Meyers on the Uke. A dance is in the air-it has been for the past year and will continue so according to the President, Bing Crosby. Meyer was so anxious to get to the dressing room, that she doubled up and rolled down. Petersonian Theroies-Skin hold bones and muscle togeth- er. Heredity is acquired.