Noblesville High School - Shadow Yearbook (Noblesville, IN)

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1 91 7 The Annual 1 91 7 CLASS PROPI-IECY Clippings from a Scratch Book RETURNS FROM EUROPE Miss Rachel Bray arrived in New York Tuesday, after an extended tour through Switzerland. She has spent several months in the Alps Mountains studying yodeling and plans to give several yodelirg concerts in America. While in New York, Miss Bray visited Miss Esther Fitzpatrick, the f imous woman editor of the great metropolitan newspaper. Since Miss Bray and Miss Fitzpatrick were of the same graduating class, they spent some time exchanging reminiscences. One of the items of most interest to Miss Bray was a scrap book of clippings which Miss Fitz- patrick had kept concerning their old class of '17, a few of which are printed here. New York, 1923. Calvin Wolfe. noted scientific inventor, has recently completed his invention of a household Dummy. The Dummy is run by electricity and will do all kinds of housework, thus taking a great load off the shoulders of the weary house-husband. Mr. Wolfe can testify to the Dummy's efficiency, as he has thorough- ly tested it out in his own house-work. MISS NEVA ZIMMERMAN SECRE- TARY OF PEACE Washington, 1930. Under the new ad- ministration, Miss Neva Zimmerman has been made secretary of Peace. Since the women have gained control of affairs in Page Twenty Eight Washington, the department of Peace has been inaugurated to take the place of the D department of War. FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE MAN IN A THE MOON r Miss Dorothy Brattain goes to see Man of her Choice New York, 1925. Miss Dorothy Brattziin noted astronomer, has completed her okser- vations of' the moon in her New York obser- vatory. It was she, who, a few years ago, dis- covered the method of establishing communi- cation between Earth and Mars. Miss Brat- tain has the most powerful telescope in the World in her observatory. Through her first telescope she was able to distinguish some- what imperfectly, various objects upon the moon. She ordered a more powerful one made. Thru this she first beheld the man of her choice. Miss Brattain has discovered the ways and means wherein she may estab- lish communication with the moon 5 but she refuses to disclose her secret as yet. She plans to leave for the moon sometime in the near future. BILL OF SENATOR MARGARET AX- LINE BEFORE SENATE Washington, 1921. The Bill of Senator Margaret Axline will be before the Senate tomorrow. Senator Axline proposes to make it a serious misdemeanor for men to con- gregate on the street in crowds of more than three. Her bill also prohibits the sale of tobacco to girls under fifteen.

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91 7 The Annual 1 91 7 MARGARET CONNER Girls' Chorusg Lating Household Science: Germany Latin Club. Margaret is a big figure in N. H. S. If a girl can get a man's heart by good feed, she won't wait long. MARY CONLEY Chernistryg Germany As yet, her dream of dreams has not appeared, or at least is not known to any of us. She has led a very quiet and secluded life while among us, but then it is a quiet stream that runs deep. an Page Twenty Seven

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1917 The Annual 1917 NOTED HOUSE - HUSBAND WINS ' FIRST PRIZE ON CAKE Missouri, 1927. Randophl Randall, the husband of Mrs. Alice Thompson-Randall noted politican of the state, won Hrst prize on his devil's food cake at the great north- western tri-state fair, held last month. Mrs. Thompson-Randall asserts that half cflier success as a rcliiician is ere io Mr Randall's excellent housekeeping. It is said that Mr. Randall looks just too 'icunningn in his immaculate white apron and frilly cap, as he hustles about attending to his numerous household duties. ZOOLOGISTS USE NOVEL METHOD FOR ACQUIRIING ANIMALS Music Hath Charms 1931. Miss Mildred Caca, noted American nnusician, has been employed by the National Zoological Association to tame wild aninals for American Zoos. Miss Caca will leave for the wilds of Africa next week. She demonstrated her ability recently when she entered the cave of Fighting Dan,, the man-eating tiger. No one, save the keeper has ever entered Dans' cave, and he only when armed with pitch- fork. A guard surrounds the cave day and night to prevent accidents. Miss Caca entered the cave fearlessly, while Dan sat quiet, apparently charmed by the soft cadences of her rrusic. She will use the same methods of attack upon the animals in their native haunts. As she charms the animals by her music, they are captured by her assistants and shipped to American to be placed in zoos here. ACCIDENT IN AREO-TUBE 1937. Clarence Caylor, an aerial police- man stationed opposite the ten thousanth story of the Aviator's Exchange, met With a peculiar accident yesterday. Mabel Dulin, noted aerial racer, lost con- trol of her bi-plane and plunged into a mach- ine run by a child. Mr. Caylor, springing to ths rescue of the child, lost his balance and was sucked down the tube. He was quite dead when he reached the bottom, but Dr. Edell Tice promptly set to work with her pul-motor and succeeded in re- scuscitating him. He reported for duty to- day. GREAT PHYSCOLOGISTS LEAVE FOR CENTRAL AFRICA To Quell Uprising Among Congo Tribes 1930. Miss Rema Williams noted Phy- cologist, received a message by mental teleg- raphy, summoning her and co-worker, Miss Eva Stuart to Africa at once to quell an uprising. The Congo tribes have risen rapidly in the scale of civilization, and have rebelled against their leaders, keeping them longer in the chains of ignorance and superstition. Miss Williams and Miss Stuart will leave at once to endeavor to affect a peacful com- promise between the two factions. They are well known strikebreakers in the United States. By their wonderful physco- logical powers they were enabled to break up nation-wide strikes which threatened this country with most dire calamity a few Years ago. THE PENDULUM SWINGS BACK Dr. Esther Decker A Product of Too Much Civilization 1936. Dr. Decker, well known New York surgeon believes that too much civilization is bad for the soul. She also claims that we have reached that stage in civilization when Page Twenty Nine