Nixa High School - Eagle Yearbook (Nixa, MO)

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Annual And ew paper tai Joe Dunham, Dana McConn 11, Terry Goddard, Terry Crawford, Jim Dunham Paper Editor

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en I Class Prophecy Some of us decided that we would take a trip to see just what had become of all the graduates of the class of 1956 We made some startling discoveries, here they are Terr Goddard First on our trip we travelled west where we saw Terry uoddard We found him n his last performance with the Pennsylvanians, he is taking a POS1tlOn as lead in the Netropolitan Opera His flrst performance will be one of his own compositions,'Hhat A Bore,n in B natural yne Whitlock Still further west we found wayne Whitlock He is the new owner of Harold's Club ln Reno, it is now known as Wayne's Hideaway Jack Fitzpatrick We stopped off in Arizonia to visit the famous Professor Fitzpatrick in his secluded laboratory in the desext He is making a statement to the press today concerning his new d1SCOVOPleS on the flfth dlmension arolyn Helton Luella Parson's influence in Hollywood has diminished greatly lately due to a new and much more lnformatlve reporter this astoundlng new comer is none other than our own carolyn Helton We knew you'd make the grade, Carolyn Lonnie Blevins We made a special trlp to the airport to be among tnose viewing the f rst return trlp from space when the pilot stepped out we saw Lonnle Blevins His was the first trip to Venus and the flrst return trip from outer space Blevins' trip will be recorded for all future generations to read His name will be reverenced along with the other npreatsn such as Edison, Bell, Williford, etc Robert Qgyne From our Hollywood cor espondant KPreviously mentioned? we learned that the Rudolph Valentino of the '6O's is one of our old grads! He's none other than Robert Payne, now known as Daddy O He is currently starring in nbanger Dames and Daddy O Jlm Dunham Upon the ShgfSStlOH of Carolyn before leaving Hollywood we stopoed by the swank llttle shop known as nThe Dark Room where we found J1m Dunham Our only com ent Bob Collins never had it so food We might ado that his favorite model is a friend of ours too Ethel Richmond Vernon Pyers On our way East we stopped off ln Detroit to see Vernon Myers We found hat he was the new owner of ceneral Motors Corporation He is now working on the new super sports car, P lOO Bill Antrikin Our first stop 1n New York found for us Bill's Advertising Agency, B111 Antrikin, Proprietor From the looks of the flashy Cadillac he's driving, we'd say that he's doing pretty well Curtis Arndt It wa from Bill that we found out about Curtis Arndt It seems Curtis in once before 10 years agol Arndt refuses to go to court without Lonnie Blevins as his lawyer, and Blevlns can't be convinced to stay out of space long enough for the trial arry Hannah The fame of Englneer Laurence Hannah has spread even to this city His accomplishments make an awesome list Bridges spannin such bodies of water as the AtlQHt1C Ocean, Lake Michigan, and Stink Creek are among his minor endeavors He is now engaged in developing the S C V A CStink Creek Valley Authorityl Jim Edwards To find the rest of the 1956 graduates we dlscovered that we would have to go abroad Our first continental stop was ln Paris Wnile going down the Champs Elysees we saw ahead a mob throwing all klnds of plctures into a nuge bonflre We were amazed as we witnessed originals of Rembrandt, hichangelo, and De Vinci, being heaped into the flames After asking discreet questions ol this crazed rab le we were told all art must go save the work of the new master of art, Jim Edwards Kenneth Richmond In French Moracco we dlscovered Kenneth Rlcnmond on one of his many roads through the Alps, supervising his men or wait is he really supervising what' that he's throwing? Alas, I knew a habit so well established could never be broken Poor Kenneth, he's still keeping books and throwing paper wads Richard Barnett After leavlnv Kenneth, we went to the Riviera to attend the much discussed wedding of Richard Barnett and the Countess Gina Lollabrina Cformer movie starl Richard flnally consented to the union after Gina promised his a new Ferraie to drive in the races next month He has told the press ne can stand Gina hanging around him as long as she keeps on buying him cars! yd Wllson After pushing our way through the innermost parts of the Belgin Congo, we finally came upon Loyd wilson whom we naturally greeted with, 'Dr wilson, we presume After belng reassured that it truly was the great doctor, he told us that he had finally d1scovered the m sslng llnk in the evolotion between man and ape, namely, Tarzan rginia Blevlns We found the Col and Mrs Blevins cruising on their yacht off the coast of Florida Virginia was trying to influence her husband's decision concerning the coming electlon She thinks she would llke to become the first lady of the land Virginia has also started a Boy's Town in Florida She has said that she is sure she can qualify after taking care of the fifteen boys in her graduating class. J rry Maples At the end of our journey we stopped back at dear ole' Nixa and much to our amazement lt was here we discovered Jerry Iaples He's teachingl and what you ask? Business Law You should see him plead with students to please study every day But do they? NO' Dhey know oi his past, and they don't plan to do a thing until the final Then they'll all make E's Ne'll all be interested in seeing how you like this method, Jerry I Wa u ' Q C 4- . . . ' N T' 1 a I 3 ul 1 it-11 . O . I I . I i ' a - ' N 0 -- --1--' 3 ' n - : . t A Q 0 jail In lieu of s5,5oo bail. Bill Antrikin is suing him for fraud again Cthis happened L l ' V . , . ' -- -- -- I Lo ' ' A ' . 0 In vi ' - 3 . . ' e

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