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CLASS PROPHECY GARY BRISCOE has become a noted author on tales for little children. His most re- cent book is, The Big Bad Boggie Man. JANICE RANDOLPH WAGNER and hubby ALBERT, have a whole nest of little Pos- sums . They delight in watching the educational Howdy Doody Show. The part of Howdy is played by our own PAUL DUDY Me CLANAHAN and Chief Thunderthud by MIKE BARTLETT who is credited with having a feather in his cap. Speaking of the T.V. world, ANNA JACKSON has run Aunt Dru completely out with her characterization of Aunt Moo. CLARENCE KING also stars as Flat Foot. As we thumb through the pages of Style - O- Magazine , we see that our own VADA SPEARS and PEGGY WILSON have designed a new hat with two holes near the top. A daisy (with a slight droop) falls slightly over the brim. P.S. This creation is especially for horses. FRED KING and JOE LAMBIOTTE have gone into business for themselves. They bought a monkey and a tin cup. They were doing just fine until Mr. Burke poked him in his collection. Please be kind to animals! Some may be members of our class. Although RAYMOND COBB isn't a forester, he looks my-t-fine as Smokey the bear. LORETTA CARR was heard sounding off her spectacular wild goose holler across the valley to her mate ROBERT HARPER who answers with a crow's caw. KENNETH CLINE slowly but' surely is taking Harry James 1 place. He is an official bugler in a Boy Scout Camp. JOHN FORE has taken his rightful spot in the movies (on the sound track, that is). He is the coyote howler in Roy Roger's pictures. JAMES SAM ISSAC and EVERETT OH YOU KILL ME ISSAC took a slow boat to China. It sunk. DONALD PITZER is in the real estate business now. He just sold JAMES LAKE and LEMMIE PARSONS the Brooklyn Bridge. DAVID HUNTER and KENNETH KAPP had a small plane crash in the wilds of Africa. The last we heardfrom them was Ape call doodly-ah-dah, meanwhile back in the States! BARBARA CLENDENIN'S slogan is rise and shine. Every morning at 5 a.m. sharp, she watches the sun and makes sure it comes up. Conrad Paff has received a letter from one of his former band students. CATHERINE BONNER ha 8 continued her musical career. She is now charming snakes out of baskets in India with her slide trombone. Farmer ARTHUR (McDONALD) JEFFERS has a chicken farm in Iowa. One of the hens got loose, so now he is gathering eggs in Japan. Cackle ! Cackle ! Ain't nobody here but us chickens. We haven't heard from JERRY LEE for a long time, but it is rumored that he is a sheepherder for a flock of goats. DANNY ARCHER has returned to the old Alma Mater. Yes siree ! With his mop and pail. Clean'er up Dan! If what we've h£ard is true, congratulations J OE BILL ROBERTS, shoveler-in-chief at all Donkey Basketball games. Keep your nose up Joe! Every year the city council of Nitro kinda forgets to take down the Christmas street lights. SHERMAN McGREW has been appointed to shoot them down with a B-B gun. Whoop's slip of the trigger; he shot the Mayor. JANE TEMPLE, MARY TAYLOR, and CHARLOTTE LANHAM are now backwoods teachers with their hair tucked neatly behind their ears and horn-rimmed glasses. They attempt to teach the students, Where is it instead of Where is it at. JUANITA SISSIE TUCKER vowed she would never cut her hair again. That was back in '57'. The government sent out a call in I960 for hair just the color and length of Sissies'. Yes, Sissie did a great thing for her country, but she still wears a wig. BARBARA HENSLEY joined the Irish Red Cross but when she found out the red clashed with her hair she joined the White Cross as a greenhorn. LINDA McDERMITT married a garbage collector, often called RONNIE KIRK. She keeps house for him in the basement of a cotton warehouse in Georgia. As the old saying goes, There's a rotten apple in every barrel. To correct this sit- uation, THELMAKELLY, SHIRLEY KILGORE, and ROBERT LOVEJOY have become worm peepers in an apple factory. VIOLA COOK is now exploring pyramids in Egypt. Her latest discovery was HAROLD FORLOINE in a mummy's tomb. BILL SOWARDS, ROSALIE FRAZIER, and PATSY KOCH have a novelty shop along the road of life. Their main feature is shrinking heads. Business is prosperous. DAREL MICHAEL, air raid warden wrote one of the year's best sellers. He wrote. If a Bomb Hits Near You, Don't Go All To Pieces. BOBBY MATTOX is trying to support his family of 12. He shakes a tamborine for the Salvation Army. ELLIS FINCH and CLARENCE BOWMAN finally gave up on their looks and joined a beaver colony. Their present project is damming up the backwater. 1 2 (continued on Page 49)
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CLASS PROPHECY The scene is a television studio, WPHEW, located in the great industrial metropolis of Nitro. The time is the spring of '67' and the makers of Anything are about to present the all-time favorite, Time Tromples On. Today, we would like to review the past few years with the senior class of '57,' to see how far they have trompled along the road of life. Before we enter the road of life, we spy a large road sign stating; Detour, There's a Muddy Road Ahead, which is the magnificent work of BARBARA BEASLEY and BUTCH LONG. As we glance over our interviews, we find that JOE SMO HILL, well known nuclear physicist has deviated far from the road of life, he prefers the Milky Way to the moon. DUCK THE GREAT SMITH, and we do mean great, has found there's nothing like circus life. He has broken world records with his 550 lbs. and enjoys his work immensely. Where is his faithful wife ALICE ALLIE BROWN? As usual by his side at 449 lbs. She heard the moon was made of cheese and your guess is as good as mine. ZEKE DONAHUE has done quite well a s a bachelor. He pulled off the road and threw up a do-it-yourself shack. By the way, there was a misprint in directions. He's living comfortably in the basement on top of the roof. As in all great cities, some sneak around under the road of life. KEITH (KILLER) BATEMAN, HERMAN (CHISEL CHIN) JONES, and DEADEYE DEMI MACK, and of course five gun MARGE BLAND, are hardened criminals in the underworld. Last seen robbing piggie banks. LINDA (SHORTY) BURFORD and JERRY GAIL COMER CARROLL, have finally reach- ed.their height. They are washing windows on the top floor of the Empire State Building with DAVE FULKNIER blasting instructions far below, Don't spill the water. Putting along the road of life we have JACI HARLESS WITHROW in her long, extra long trailer. Watch out when you come to goat crossings, Jaci. RITA SHAH AN'S goat farms have sprung up from coast to coast. MARY LOIS (CANARY) ANGELL and RUSSEL (THE UZZARD) WHITTINGTON have teamed up in the latest opera, YouAin't Nothin' But a Bi Dog. Critics report, Noth- ing--can compare! ROSALYN (GLAMOUR PUSS) RYAN is not quite a fashion model, but almost. She pas- ses out Kleenex to those on Strike It Rich. Racing up the road of life in some contraptions designed by BERT (I build them, and I bet you can't drive them) TURLEY, are TRUDY (HOTROD) HANNA,KENNY (BUSHYTAIL) SHAMBLIN, ROBERT (BIG BOB) TUCKER, and WILLIAM (CARBORATOR) WALKER. Galloping along behind at a fearless pace is LILLIAN MARKS on the one and only Silver. Hoping for some business PAUL (Last to let you down) GATENS, unde rtakes the job of moseying behind in his hearse, Gabrial. WESLEY LANHAM and DEANNA TOWNSEND can be found in Hernando's Hideway, presenting Davy Crockett, on their duo clarinets. As we look in the clinic of old N.H.S., we see ANITA JOHNSON, RUTH McDANIEL and RUTH PRINGLE cramming pills down everyone's throat. Everyone is sick (of school, that is) HOWARD McKEE is the present owner of a chain of Show Boats which travel up and down the river of life, Blakes Creek. He formerly starred SHARON WILLARD and DONNA WOLFE in their famous balloon dance before HARRY (WILD HARE) MYERS passed out pins to the audience and broke up the show. It was always known that BOBBY LETT was bound for higher things. He took a gov- ernment job and his one duty is to keep the dome of the capital polished. JOYCE DEARDORFF, JAMES McGINN, NELLO DUNLAP and PEGGY HARVEY get the pleasure of tanning about the same time each year in Florida without cost to any of them. By the way, they are the biggest link in the Chain Gang. BOB (NO TEETH) LINDNER and DUCK (BABY DOLL) COOK fought their way right to the top, (of the Alps Mountains, that is). They were going just find until DAVID ASKINS started a landslide. Mesdames CAROLYN CHAPMAN, LYND ALL YOUNG, and SARA BUTLER have brought the atomic power into the home in the form of Boom, fast acting baking powder. All their friends attended the large funeral. VIRGINIA WILSON, VIRGINIA FARMER, CONNIE CRAFT, ADAH METZ, and EDITH RHODES wear a starched white cap and uniform now. No, they never did quite finish nurse's training but they liked the uniform so well that all got jobs in a bakery. JAMES HILL, ORVAL BUSH, TERRIBLE TED CR ITCH FIELD, LARRY GREEN, and BOB HALL have manufactured water guns, beanshooters, yo yo 's and zip guns for the new system at Nitro, and also for the new principal ROBERT CRITES Now for a station break. LIONEL RUNYON, president of the Street Cleaners News has a vital announcement. Would CHARLES SMITH, JACK TURLEY, ORVILLE WITT, and DANNY WINTER, please hop on their brooms and sweep in all the gossip? Now back to Time Tromples On. SHE LB A SAYRE, IRENE TINSLEY , AUDRA LEWIS, ELLEN HAYNES, and GAYE HENSLEY have been deported to Kalamozoo, for stealing tomatoes out of JIM TURLEY'S grocery store. 11
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