Newton High School - Aurora Yearbook (Newton, NJ)

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V--------n------------------------T H E A U R 0 R A---------------------------l 'I Nurse at the Franklin Hospital-Are you the young u lady that was with Whit Gray in the accident? ,., Peg D.-Yes. I only thought it proper that I should call and give him the kiss he was trying to get at the time H of the accident. - 5, If every woman's face was her fortune, some would be , arrested from counterfeiting. in Toastmaster at banquet of the faculty Long live the H Teachers ! M Klose- On what? Miss Smith- Wilbur. what makes the moon shine? A Wilbur May- Stills W Albert Rose-- Doesn't Pardy Smith talk an awful lot? Nl Bennie- Yes, I think he must have been vaccinated F with a phonograph needle. n 1 Clare Brugler informs us that there is no mystery X about the Mastery of style. n 1 Donald Pegg says that chewing gum is a sensible L habit. It quiets the nerves And keeps you calm Especially when the teacl1er's gone. Ida Stanaback- Do you believe in love at first sight? Dorothy Smith- Well, I think it saves a lot of time. Anna II. is kindness itself. She wanted to take the mail carrier out for a walk on Sunday. Mary W. went to church. When she returned her aunt said: Mary, were you a good girl at church? Mary- Oh yes. A man offered me a big plate of money, but I said, No, thank you. Mr. Reynolds- James, use the word sincerely in a sentence. James W.- I've been up with a toothace sincerely this morning. Dorothy Wilcox- They say that very wise girls are awfully homely. Albert Rose- Dorothy. you're the most beautiful girl in the world! Carl H.- Lady. will you give me a quarter to get where my family is? Lady- Why my poor boy. here-'s a quarter. Where is your family ? Carl- At the movies. We always laugh at Reynolds' jokes, No matter what they be. Not because tl1ey're funny. But because it's policy. -- he -.---.-....... Miss Burns- Name an island possession of the United States. Abe W.- Hul1? Why a- Miss Burns- Correct Mr. Weaver-Laura. tell us all you know about nitrates. Laura B.-Well. they're cheaper than day rates. Ray White- Mr, Klose, one of the fellows in English Class said I looked like you. Klose- What did you say? Ray- Nothin': l1e's a lot bigger than me. McCarthy- Why does a stork stand on one foot ? McKechnie- Give it up, why does he? McCarthy- If he lifted the other foot, he'd fall down. g.-gl1gl1.l1ln1ql-.pp-gg1gl1..1.l1.p1.-11.1.11..1g.1q1q...q1lg1l.1ll1ll-lp1gq1 n--un.-ln1n11l1un1u Page 84

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ilzinininimnl-ug-ge-gi:-p1lp1-gi,l1:g-'n1.p1T I-I E A U R O R1 A-cz' .:: Y --Y 1: an-ln1u:7::' :Rini Miss Harrison- Generally speaking, women are- Mr. Mills QInterruptingxl- Yes they are. Miss Harrison- Are what? Mr. Mills-'KGenerally speaking. Mr. Reynolds-- Raymond, use the word metaphor in a sentence? Raymond Snyder- She had a lot of money-tl1at's what I metaphor! Grayee Maeldey gives us a very good definition of flir- tation: 2 Flirtation is attention without intention. Do you call! that a veal cutlet? Willard demanded of the waiter. Why such a outlet as that is an insult to every self-respeetigng ealf in the country. Waiter lln tones of apologyj I really didn't intend to insult you. sir. Miss Ilarrison- Do you know that the majority of the class knows ten times as lunch you ? Gerald B.- Well, ten times nothing is nothing. Francis' Motto. Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. If Reynolds doesn't quiz me. Harrison must. Arthur- Wl1at's the idea of dating this letter the 1-ith when it's only the 10th? Mrs. Reagle- l'm going to ask you to mail it for me, dear. Mr. Weaver-'iAnna. define a molecule. Anna 0'Rourke- It's one of those glass things that lllnglishmen wear in their eyes. l1.g7,.1.lT:g-unix L::4xip1ggi::-1-u-11: :nit nic: .:l:7an1a: Reynolds- Surely you've heard of Scott the great- Charlie Robertson- 0h. yes surely. many times-great Svotff' Marian Eagles- You must not kiss me until we are forlnally engaged. Rennie-- Do you mean to say that you always insist upon that rule? Marian- Well I've always tried to. Ilelen Robinson-- Do you know that they say we laugh and grow fat? Mabel Wickham- Well. you don't suppose we would grow fat and lauprh do you? Bennie- Mr, Mills must think l'm a German. Albert Reid- How eome ? Bennie- My marks are so low. She- Does your new Chinese eook speak good English? Her- No. he speaks broken China. Catharine Vaughan- Pharlin-'s awfully polite. isn't he? Clare Brugler-- Painfully. When he was learning to skate he apologized for sitting down while I remained standing. Mrs. Knigzht- l'eeelia! Cecelia! Wake up. Cecelia- I can't. Why can't you ? her mother asked. I'm not asleep. was Gecelia's reply. Mrs. Lovely is very proud of her son's ability with the violin. She said to a visitor: Francis is so far advanced that now we can almost tell whether he is tuning or play- ing. gg:-cf! ' g1g1qigg -l2'i::' uluiuiciuiuicf 1: ' in .r: ' Page R5