Newport High School - Blunita Yearbook (Newport, PA)

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-page 1£- HENRY'S INC. THE EARTHY STORE CLOTH INC--DRY GOODS FOOTWEAR NEWPORT PA. HUMOR COMPLIR EM'S Of J. J. NE V6E; RY VARIETY STORE EUPORT PA. -I M-CEE’S CUT RAiE : IGARS-C AND'Ej-61 FTS C FRIER SQUARE NEWPORT PA- RPC.PUCL- - GROCERIES BIGGER - BET IE'5 v.a i u t s' AK ERIC AN STORES CC. E. H. KNCGSEJ GR. NEWPORT ' PA. Patient- Oh, doctor, I»n so scared about the operation soar; d6 you thinl' it will shot ? Doctor- hat, young lady, is entirely up to you. We tforo afraid of bombings, so v e sent Junior to his uncle ifr the country.’ I see his home again. Yos-q}cle telegraphed, Am returning J nior: send bomb:. l They toll me you nr do a lot of money in oil. Well, not exactly, but ::j wealthy aunt tried to start her kitchen stove with kerosene. Did I ftell you .about khe sudden fright Iw. ny weadi g day? I know ycu'ro my friend and all that, but nc nan ought to tali that way about his wife. Jin- ' op, the engagements off-si won't marry noi'. Fail- Why's that? Didn't :’ou toll ' her about £your rich uncle? Jin- I sure did-nov: she's my mu ANSWERS TO PUULE PAGE 1. B.-birds 2. E.-Cc2 3. A.-geld Characteristics of Blue ‘hite 1. words 2. print 3. paper 4. advertisement 5. Editorials 6. sport nows 7. grade news 0. poems 9. Student Forum 10. jokos

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 -Blueu . . .WWJta. I WIT ANdWISDOM Shirley P. to Mr. Smith: My sailor woro my picture over his heart and it stopped a built Mr. Smith: It would. Mr, Kipp: And why do you wa nt to be president when you Crow up, David? David Cook: So I won't ha« to dig lay own bait when I go fishing. Phyllis: Can you swim? Gloria: It all depends on how handsome the lifeguard is. Kiss Robinson: This is the third time you have looked at Grace's paper, Bill Wilt: Yes, Ma'am she doesn't write very plain. Helen Wright: Maxine sajB she is wildly in love with her new car. Glen Wright: Just another case when nan is displeased with machinery. Mr. Kipp: A fopl oah ask piore'questions than a wise nan can answer. Senior: No wonder I flunk- ed. Mr. Smith: John, what can you tell no about nitrates? John Kapp: W 11, er-un oh. Yes, They're a lot cheaper than day rates. Betty Mease; A kiss speaks volumes, they said. Glen Jright: Yesi Then, don't you think it would be a good idea for us to start a library? Stronger: Sonny, can you tell me tho quickest way to the station? Mrs. Pollard- How, when I you're ready, run up the curtain. Norris Jones- Say, what do you think I an, a squirrel? Miss Horting- Nov;, Bobby name America's greatest general. Bobby Jones (brightly) general Motors, Mr. Kerr- (demonstrating some difficult bookkeeping equations) Now watch the board care, fully .and I Ml go through it again. John Dietz: Putting a pin on 'teacher's chair is an old joke. Eubbcr Rush: Yes sir, but it hasn't lost its point. Bill: You seem to have grown shorter since I last saw you. Will: Yes, I got married and settled down. Father: What did you do v ith th chock I g-ve you? Carl: Alma Mater took all of it, Dad. Father: And I told you to keep away from women. Bill Gcblo- You know Nelson, I'm a bird fancier. Just tlx other day a bird flew down and si; on the top of my head I Nelson Gable- Hmnms I Must have been a woodpecker, Joe Neeley- I kissed my •1 I girl on her forehead last night, Johnny Smith- What did she say ? Joo Neeley- ' She oalled me down. Oakie: Run

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HUMOR H. k.wENUEl SoN $ PERRY FEED 6 IVORY FLOUR LAnDISBU AG . N EW PORT HYGENtC ICE C .6. B UR© NEWPORT .PA- t. • ‘ COM Pi M E NTS OF GEL NETT - BROS THE STORE THAT TAKES PPUDi tNSE'li VING THE COMIH UN iTY GROCERIES 6 FRESH MEATS ALA NT 1C 6'PAC IFICLI EACO. RAY ULSH MANAGER Paul- I hope we.,see a. goadl fight for our two dollars. John- Boy, If Its excitement you want, a itinrringo liconse Goat only two dollars.” bo you desire to become my son-in-lav ?” Frankly, I don’t; but I see no way out of it i.f i intend to niarry Sara. Dimm- We’re going to have a wwoli evening, sugar. I got threo three seats to tho ncYio?. Pearl Newlin- Why three seats' Dimn- One for your dad, ono Tor “your mother, and one for your lcid brother. John Dietz- Honestly, now, is this hair-grower any good? Barber- My dear sir, do you 3ee this hair ' brush I an uaiKg? Until so.:e of this hair gro..cr got fepillod on it laeljt-'woek it was a ping-nong naddle. Say, how did you got that bump on- c,rour head? My wife threw some milk on me thi3 morning at breakfast. IIqw v ould that nut a r goose egg that size on you?’1 Sho forgot to take- it out cf tho bottle. A hungry man with only 30 11 his pocket asked the waiter what he would recommend. The waiter replied, Another restaurant. Rush- He’s like a Horsney Alnor-d bar I Ramp- How so? Rush- I’f.lf nuts I P’ickes- ' ! usod tc think T was impossible.' Rhykerd- What changed your mind?' Piclces- I trior to go through r revolving door wearing skiis