Newport High School - Blunita Yearbook (Newport, PA)

Text from Pages 1 - 28 of the 1943 volume:

.Pass 2 THE. BUIE Sc WHITE. EDITORIAL 0 OOD. LUCK TOllT-iE SENIORS Another school year passes in review for the busy students of N. H. S. especially the Senoirs. Foif them the school year has been thoroughly filled with activities. T hey have helped to boost the athletic standard of our shcool to one of its best and, also, put forth their best efforts .to produce the dr mati, jv successes of the year. Then, too, the retiring Blue and White Staff has carried oh their work very efficiently and admirably. I wish to express our appreciation to Erwin Snarr and Arvilla Knuth the retiring editors, under whom wo all enjoyed working. We of the now staff, hold the standard which they set'aod wil aim to roach tho pinnacle of satisfactory achievement I also wish t o express, our appreciation to tho other members of the retiring Blue and White Staff, t To summarise our- Good Luck Uassag 'aw who will bo able to onjoy more happy year8 on N.H.S. wish all the doparting Sonoirs success in everything they do on their own as they G o forth to scrvef ASSISTANT EDITOR STUDENT COUNCIL NEWS This year the Student Council has been very active. Some of tha things which they have had a hand in doing are taking care of dancing; helping with assemblies; suggesting and posting rules in an attempt to secure bettel deportment around the school; and also setting rules for those pupils and teachers who drive to and from school. Next year we would like, however to see the Student Council do some student governing. Every school needs student government aid ours is no exception. President-Student Council STUDENT FORUM Carroll Boswell Tells of Adventure One oil the rtost interesting talks of 4r ie year was given on April twelfth when Carroll Boswell, a graduate of Newport High School, told of his experience as an Army engineer in constouction •' work oh the Alaskan Ilighv ay. • 'This highway is the greatest engineering feat performed, by the TTnited States since the construction of' the Panama Canal, and will open-Alaska for future commerce after the war. Sergeant BosV ell yv s a surveyor cn this route. He told of many her ■ • ships which the army engineers wen forced to endure in building th'i . necessary connection between the United.'States and the Bering Strei ' MUch to tho students' surpri they found but that Alaska is not the barren wasteland th� t they had' imagined. The summer season is short, but the growth of vegetatin is prolific in the short time offor ded. Strawberrieo are the size of apples, and a fifty nound hoad of cabbage is not unusual. The wild animals bothered Sergeant Boswell to.a.certain bxtent, but the common mosquito, harmless as it may seem, proved to be a much' greater annoyance. Although the clinrto is extrexialy cold, it is a . dry cold'' that does not chill the bones like the Juniata breezes. The px'icos . of commodities in Alaska has always been exhorbitant due to the cost of transportation. Cokes are twenty cents; a bottle of milk is sixty cents; and the price of movies is seventy-five cents. In spite of that, all American-made articles are offered for prices that are the same as in the United States. Sergeant Boswell's talk v as very interesting but much too shat In tho students' opinion. He is the son of Mr. Pago Boswell of Newport. Newport High School has always been proud of the former president of the dess of 1935. THE BLUE WHITE Page 1 ££AAJJ £S Single copy 10-ceht3 Yearly Subscription. 40 cents-advertising on request. $ � T11 the But andwh t ST A f K 1 45-44- EDITORAL STAFF Editor-in-chief----- Assistant Editor---- Sports Editor-Boys— Sports Editor—Girls- Literary Editor----- News Editor--------- —John Clouser -Gloria Uattem —Glenn Wright -Audrey Hall Class News Editor-Exchange Editor— Alumni News------- Advertising Manager-Humor— Reporters————— Ellen Uaneval Graco Snyder Pearl Newlin Dallas Cliuser Helen Wagner rt Staff----- ----Harriet Trout ——Helen Wright —DorotJjy Horting -----Phyllis Enck ----Maxine Walker -----Robert Kraft —Glenn Manning ? DlTORlAi Louise KelL Mary Aumon Robert Fickes Glenn Rush Dolice Billcw Bette Neeloy Robert Dietz Dorothy Pressly BUSINESS STAFF Business Manage —— Typists------------— Betty Hultzapple Sara Kline Mimeo.'Tjij h—------- Ruth Lowe Eugene Burkepile Faculty Advisors----- -Gladys Carl Again the production staff o f the Blue and White changes hands. Again, as before, a somewhat different p aper is published. Now ideas and opinions—new, and different attending circumstances necessitate changes as the issues come and go. In conjunction with world aid national affairs, pupils of high schools and colleges have become more serious in their attitudes toward learning. The need for mathematicians, scientists, ctc„ has placed stress upon subjects rolativt to these needs. The staff of this paper are no exceptions. Wo, too, areawaker to the new Renaissance and are deter • mined to do our best at all time% It is our film to put out the bes Blue and White possible. Established in 1919, this paper has been printed in both magazine and nows papers forms. It is now mimeographed in the high school. It is exchanged fer many other high school papers and has a large number of readers, number having been sent last Christmas to the four corners of the earth to all graduates of Newport High School who are in the An ad Forces of our country. To the subscribers: this is the last issue published this current school terra. We hope to see your name in the list next yeqr. We will' welcome your suggestions anu criticism. Edito i—in—c hie f m Jean Himes Mary Kline Ethel Flickinger Mrs. Pollard , VW- -’i $ Hr-- Mr. K. W. Korr[ SHB BLUE BAND NhWS Tho band, too, has been heard frpm at different tir.es during the year. They favored tho public with soloctions on April 21st, at the? final Parent Teachers’ Association, Tho drum majorottes also twirled to a number. During the winter months tho band was compelled to practice in doors but as soon as nico weather came they were outsicb drilling industriously. Oh. S ttird May 8th, tho band pnradod, drilled and ontertained a- largo oponing day crowd gathered at our new athletic field, Tho occasion was the first game playod on the fiold P.T.A. NEWS The last meeting of the Parent Teachers association was held in tho High School auditorium, Aoril 19, with Mrs, Paul Y evtz presiding. After the invocation by Reverend Kipp there followed tho routine business which included the roll call, the reading of the minutes by the secretary, and the awarding of banners, a tie between rooms 3-A and 3-B and between rooms 10-B and tho 12th, Tho moeting was in charge of Mrs H.K, Eby and tho topics for discussion were Vcctory Gardens by Mr, David Shontz; The Lookout Tuwor by Mr, Y illiam Flickingor; ■vnd tho Rod Cross by Mrs, Armstrong, The foaturo attraction of tho evening was music presented by the rTigh School Band and Orchestra, Donald Dimn and Paul Foss played several selections on their gutters, Following the benediction tho mooting was adjourned. ORCHESTRA NEWS Tho orchestra was very busy in 1942-43 They practiced faithfully and : rondered very fine selections at different times throughout this past yonr, Thoy played for the operetta on April 8th and 9th. On May 7th thoy gavo a concert in assembly in celebration of National Music Ti’eclc, Thoy also added greatly to the commencement program on May 26th, Though wo shall lose many good players when the class of '43' graduates, we wish for them the best of luck wherever hoy may be and we hope that tho; ay carry their enthusiasm f firms ic with thorn wherever they go, RED CROSS NIGHT WAS GALA EVENT On Y.;ednosday, April 28, at 8:00 P.M., the annual Rod Crocs night was conducted in the Newport High School rtuditorium. ho Faculty Advisor for the evenings' procedure was Miss Fnckler. Tho main feature cf the j evening was a one-act play entitled Dr. Vandoff, which involved murder, mystory, and romance. The play was written by V ilmcr Crist, a member of the present senior class who has v.rrittcn several other plays for presentation in tho High School, Tho characters of the play were: Dr. Vandoff, nn English chemist John Clouscr Valentina Vandoff, his daughter Helen Eby Barrie Thorndalc, detective----- Y.ilmor Crist Jerry Langford, detective------- Horbert Flickinrer Vcnia Stewart, Vales' friend---- Doris lit Commissioner Dolan, police chief Paul Yiilson, Jr, Jacky, Vandoff butler----------- Marlin Harpa The remainder of tho ovening was spent in dancing, checkers, ping pong, cards, and dart-throwing, in which everyone participated. Pftg-e-3 CLASS DAY-SENIOR SCOOP BLUE 6 WHITE PA1!T -I943 Clasp Day, which was held Hay 20, was presented before a crowded house. This year the program was centered around a play entitled Senior Scoop . There were five scones to this play, and woven into it were the customary features of tho usual Class Day program: pres -ontation of gifts, claps will, class poem, etc. Evening dresses wore worn in the fifth scone, when Seniors received their class flowers, which were yellow roses. Pe-tv 3on the scones there wore various entertainments including Piney's Rod Night Caps , a tap danco by gelen Eby and Doris Wilt, and selee tions by Eleanor Leo and her Orchestra. After the play thero was dancing until midnight, tho music being furnished by the same orchestra. COMMENCEMENT-1943 On May the twenty-sixth Commencement exercises wore held ot eight o'clock p.n. Music and athletic prizes were awarded. T.oo student' speakers v ere as follows: Arvilla Knuth, Jeanne Mohrling, Doris Lilt, Doris Knise-ly and Helen Grubb. Their subjects were The Four Freedoms . The guest speaker was Dr. Clyde A. Lynch. Additional numbors by students were featured. Special recognition was given to all students in absentia. Diplomas for l-iniors, who were unable to be present, were given to a representative of his or her family. VESTED SERVICES A party for the Senior staff of the 31ue and White was given on May the fifth by tho now members. Entertainment was in the form of u soft ball game, the Senior stuff being tho victors. During refreshments we wero honored with inproralu spooches by Mrs. Pollard, advisor; Arvilla Knuth, graduating editor; John Clousor, future editor; and some other members of tho graduating staff. All urged tho now staff to strive to improve each dopartmont of the pa per. Earl Hostettler wn3 tho only cno honored with a n w brand of ginger ale, which by accidcnt(??) formerly carao from a pickle jar. After Mrs. Pollard had acquainted us with Pat and Mike wo enjoyed dancing in the auditorium. THE PROM Tho annual Junior-Svp. ior Prom was held Friday, May 14, in the high school auditorium with Kenny Richards orchestra from Elizabethtown furnishing dance music. Defense Stamps were awarded as prizes in the elimination and spot dances. Tho grand morph led tho Seniors, Juniors, and Faculty Members to the refreshments'which wero served by waitresses frern tho Sophmcre Class. Gay decorations of the classes colors, balloons, stars and the effect of the sky, end tho flashing gowns of tho girls and whites of tho boys added to the formality. Vesper Services wero conducted in tho Newport High School Auditorium on Sunday evening, May 23, at 8;00 p.n. The Rev. L. Stoy Sfr ngler delivered a vory appropriate message to the graduates and friends of education. Several musical numbers interpersod tho service. Greetings were extended to all in the reception room by the Junior clas3 ..resident and other class officers, lifter tho prom which ended at 12:00, many continued dancing at night clubs within gas rationing distanco of Newport. m ..tog ■RIVERSIDE SERVICE STATION GASOLINE—ACCESSORIES PEANUTS—-PO PCOWs KERNELS. SUXCHflELD MOWERS: SHARPENED 3RING YOUR MOWERS IN NEXT WIN! El AND HAVE SHARPENED, OltED, AND STORED UNTIl fOU NEED Sono of tho Sovonth crado pupils know exactly whore they aie going ‘on their vacations (it scorns)• Arlene Zoiders. •T ’ TMillerstovm Dorothy Seeqpt---------------Linda Anne l ilson----------Philadelphia Catherine Sharrr--------Harrisburg June Snith-------------Harrisbur- Joan Givens------------- Virginia Lcland Doughton--Reisinger' s farm Emerson Clouror--—Now Bloomfield Harry Maxwell---------------Texas Bobby Rhykard-----------—Altoona Margaret Gipc—-----------------How Oxiord Shirley Barrick—------ -Le’wi11c m Liis Stombaugh--------------Ere! Au -GRADE NEWS Pol towing arc some of tho pieces whoro pupils of the oi£htn grade uxpect to spend their vacation: I i I. THEM ---------- TEXACO SEWICESTATION GCODPICH TITR.ES ACCESSORIES TEXACO GAS-OIL ST. PAUL’S LUTHERAN CHURCH SUNDAY SCHOOL q:ISAM MOANING WORSHIP 10: 30 AM. LUTHE'RN LEAGUE 630?.M. .iMlNlNG WQXSH1P. 7 30 2s Ml Grace Hostler is coins to Eugene’s place Holon Turnbauch will probably land at Rciglds farm You micht find Rhoda Baker at Lindsay s on hor Vacation, Mho knows? It seons some of tho girls who rocdntly ir.ovod to Nev port ar returning to their former hor.. towns. For instance Haney Gee , cxpocts to visit in York and Naomi Corlo is going to Li), Uni or David Cook is Going to Eront Street but don’t ask me v.-'.r . John Kupp and Russell Arnci ' are Going to Now Bloomfield. You don t suppose thoytll end up at the same placo, do you? a.. V ■T‘ V VT V- . ■ j s v rare•y --THE BLUE' fit: WHITE JUZllIR' Tost Your Knowledge: 1. The regulation Array canteen holds approximately how many pints? 1-2-3-4 -. 2. Which of these indicato a common nonpoisonous snake? Red Racer Blue Racor Green Racer Diamond Racor 3. Which one- of those terms is most reminiscent of the kitchen? Soot Suite Suit Suet 4. .The v ord Leo is the Latin 'name which of theso wild animals? Hippopotamus Elephant Tiger Lion 5. The color of the cob of yellow field corn is yellow, whito, red, or black? 6. A modern farmer is most likely to stack which of tho following products? Rye, Wheat, Oats, or Hay 7. If wo ignore shift keys, back-spaccr, etc. how many actual typing keys arc on a standard typewriter? 26-34-42-51. 8. Which one of tho following i3 called the little cousin to the bear? Raccoon Pox Squirrel Muskrat 9. What Is tho Columbus system of typing? 10. Which is the most popular coin? Can you supply tho answer? 1. What is the common downfall cf man? 2. - Can a man, legally, support tvo wives? 3. What are the two most common causes of divorce? 4. Why is acollogo ttudent like a thermometer? 5. What is the difference between our grandmothers and our modem girls? 6. What v ould happen if all tho coeds who didn’t nock were gath cred in one room? Kitchen Quiz Supply the word which corresponds to the definition and is also a kitchen utonsil. 1. What a good workman has; to• rent. 2. A vegotable and a conceited dude . 3. A number of mountains. 4. A member of a baseball toj r. 5. Tho appearance of being ill, 6. A dressing for meats , fish a-pudding; to criticize severely. 7. A letter of the alphabet and what you are in. 8. An Oriental country. 9. A common dog; two thousand pounds . 10. What an affectionate couplo li'lo to do. ’An Old Maid's Companion (Cat) (a) Which cat is a waterfall? (b) Which cat is a famous Amcriorn grape ? (c) Which eat is a favorite of every ho ’se cat? (d) Which cat is found in almost overy restaurant? (e) Which cat is a book of religious Instructions? (f) which cat }la the farmer's friend? V'f e Tiia-r i- o e-f- « iHi- JHE1 Whpff. u .BMflifc THE MEWS '.WNT2JW -PKIh fJNG ■ . AS YOU UKE1T WHEN VOL! WAN' IT. AT PRICE VGU CAN AFFORD TO PAY . Phone 15 u-V v.OWj,. Co — -r ;.xX : J SHARPER j MEATS-GROCERIES i RHONE 111 9-3 MEWS Faye Smith------------Visiting the Fleisher home Elsie Jansen--------------Michigan Vivian Bailor-----------------York Anna Crist------------1—--At home Jerome Tresslor------------Farming Mary HUo--------------HariM-Wi rg Virginia Stydinger------------home Audrey Bitting-----------Baltimore Betty . mold------Roaming nr'-uni It se OitlS that the 9-3 girl3 have found themselves some heart throbs this spring. Vivian Bailor and Lee Elirhci; are getting along fine. Elsie Jansen has her hat set for a certain C. L. I. boy. Let's all wish her luck. Faye Smith and Paul Fleisher are getting along very well in love affair. CI GARS jVIASEE’: I CANDIES CUT RATE ;,Ivy'' Carl seems to bo on- - -joying '• he-redTro i ggfng • bicycle riding with Mary Rice is getting alcn?; fine with a certain Andy Smith from New York. CENTER SQUARE NEWPORT, PA. J ' model planes gifts { CCMPUMENTS Virginia Stydinger likes i certain boy in 10-B. Could it be Ralph Haines? Audrey Bitting finds quite m i interest in Oaky Jefferies. Evelyn Crist visiting Elst ■ I Jansen quite frequently. Could | it be her brother Ludwig? «PAgfcjr-.9 ._IHS_BLUEl w::tte..._____ COM Pi IMF NTS Of rv A c-i rA ' HOME CWMED CRCCEllY PtHONE IbUH NEWPORT GREENHOUSE. FIN A Tt. WESTFOTID iPKOP) FLOWERS FCR ALL OCCASIONS q-A NEWS Goings and Comings for the Summer iDavid Trout-----------work on farm {;Jack Zeiders--------------- ■ ry- OP Mi:— PHONE I75-R-2 7 L UCKERMANS DEPARTMENT STOKE CLOTHING SHOES FU RNISHINGS NEW TOUT PA. NEWPORT’: OWE PRICE STORE -...........—play Betty Roiter------go to Duncannon Jack Y ertz----work at Middletown jElwood Fortney-—work on farm and swim Paul Flolsher--------work on farm .Martin Smith---------work on farm iRuth Trout—--go to sumnor school jMary Wilson—-go to summer school Lawrence Pago--work at Middletown Carlton Bealor------------nothing iRussell Lowe-------don’t know yet jPat Ulsh-going to camp(she hopes •Eleanor Derr—-—---------- -sleep :Jim Jones-----------carry papers .Ada Stahl--------------going away .’Carolyn Flickinger---live at the restaurant •Robert Goetz—-at home working on victory garden iViilian Manning---State Hospital Betty Shrewder----------Harrisburg Doris Seeger—visiting Walnut St. -'PjHelen Manning-with Hort at Weis , Store Richard Bell-------—Markel3Ville Harry Sheaffdr——-—East Howport Hattie IEockendeffer——writing to Lynr jjiPatty Meloy------going with Jim Robert Albright-----------fishing I!jJames Welker-----sleeping unde apple tree? 'Walter Mease-—getting acquainted with new home -larian Rheam-----------swimming when not sleeping ertha Rudy-------------housework ,ura V agnc£-_--—--sitting arourri iH i r r | r. ■ OTHIMy S HOES G : TURN I SHIN fT'tPu'ff' wi i M ■ kl Ip i r Jha l - .%trj j - Pace 10 THF RT.TTF. fr. VJHTTE I HENRY'S INC. 'll-1 1 GRADE NEWS THE FAMILY STORE CLOTHING-DRYGOODS FOOTWEAR NEWPORT PA. jj PERRY FARM BUREAU ! COOP ASSN FEED FERTILIZER u SEE DS Hardware paint jWTOKT 10IPLAN M WAR ‘RONDS Vihen Juniors V ore Freshmen It seems only yesterday that the Juniors v ore Freshmen, but they are, now, more dignified. Theso articles were taken from the 1941 issues of the Blue and White in order to recall a few forgotten incidents. Oscar Campboll spends a lot of his time on Fifth-Street. If you want to know why, ask Betty Noely. Joe Orcn, don't toll me that after all theso years you have finally gone out and picked yon-” self a girl, but, I do like you: choice. I think Vera's pretty nice, myself. Bettor watchl IL be you will havo more competitO than you had counted on. What would happen if Mildr . would not borrow Donald's bicyc'.. « at dinner time? Gladys Carl's hobby is writ'A- to Tod ' Did you know that: Jack Walker still koops company with that Nicklo girl? Earl Hostetler takes'to guO on his noso. P.S. In Latin cla Phyllis Enck takes to Dii -ing her way about? Rhoda Harper rides to school quite often with Eugene Smith. Mrs. Smith asked Norris tu make a sentcnco or verse with tho v ords analyze” and anatomy iri it. Tho following v as submitted. My analyse over tho ocean, My analyzo over tho soa,. OhI who will go over'the ocoan Arid bring back my nna-to-ny? Mr. Walsh to scionco student Do you believe in hcrodity? 9-B Student- Most cortainly I do. Look at my six month’s old brother ho is always trying to get his toos into his mouth. He inherits that from my dad’s constant struggle to make ends moot. Tho mule wrote Russell Livingston, is a handier bird than a gooso or a turkey and also different. Ho woars his wings on the sides of his head, has two logs to walk with, two more to kick with, and is awful backward about going forward. - Page- S g-HB. -BELTH- jJTD WHITE-.. ■ lO-A NEWS CLOVERDALE DBINKS PEPSI COLA OR BUKD N6WPORT PA. t 1 compliments i of ! ; WESTERN AUTO | ASSN. STORE —irarnn.:.,... .l , giL'. :.gkN,..:r o;r. g Tcr : a:. nrcr • ' S. HE PM AN KOUGH JtWLER ! THE HOME OF j GOOD WATCHES_________j GROCERIES-MEATS VEGETABLES J EFT DRIES MARKET PHONE 6S SOUTH40 NEW I CRT, PA. Sophnores Choose Class Colors The tenth grade recently selected their class colors, which are Red and White. On Thursday pril 29, Mr. George D. Gibson was here and displayed the emblems, hat3, and. pennants of his company. The class chose those which they liked bash The mpils lave now given their orders to the Home P.oo.i Teachers and soon you will sue Red and White flashing about tu school. lO -B VACATIONS This is how some of the 10-B's plan to spend their vacations : Chester Lowe--------working on the liver Helen Jones---------Thompson town Bo tty He imbaugh--Thomp s ont ow 1 Gwen Mickle-------------with Osca Mary Leinawoaver----New Bloomfield George Dietz----------------working william Latchford-------------woiki , in defense plan! Gregory Smith------------Harrisbur0 Robert Kraft-----------------work!: ,: Ardella McNaughton-------Millersto' Robert Keiter---------------worklnp Betty Pressley---------KarrJsburg HOME EC. NEWS Tlr girls of tlr. Homo ..c.Rocn plan to spend their vacations at the following places: Betty Fortney---------------Georgia Ruth Lowe-----------At home ???? Sara Kline------------Everhartville Ethel Flickingor-On Fourth Street Betty Neeley------------On the farm (what farm1;) Janice Hnr-cy------------Anyplace?? Mildred Boyer--------------------At home???? Betty Hultzepple--Walnut Stre.tll Helen Adams------------Williamsport Vera Boyer------------------working Kathryn Campbell-----------Carlisle 12------------------------------------r.uiu i� Name Course Activities Schbol Ambition Evelyn 5fl.iekin;;c r Academic Operetta bend orchestra chorus dramatics Harrisburg Hospital Nurse Herbert Flicking ;er Academic Football Basketball Baseball Oporetta Operetta 3 Junior-Senior play, Bund Qrchestrr Chorus Intra-Mural 4 Music Supervisor Jane Fo33olman Nov in defense v.ork Carol Flourie Academic Chorus Orchestra Jo. -Sr. play Cheerleader Operetta Dramatics Fefferscn Hospital Nurse Bertha Gipo Commercial Choru3 Layho Hospital Clinic V ork Helen Grubb Academic Dramatics Chorus Class Sec. Opcret La Blue 't hito Art Instltutclnterior of PittsburghDccorater Marlin Harper Academic Band Orchestra Chonu3 Dramatic Club Jr. Sr. play Operetta Music Festival Intra Mural Dr.sebr.il Mechanic Harold Sorting Agri culture nono none farmer Barbara Jefferies Academic chorus t operetta ciramaties Jr.-Sr. play Harrisburg Hospital nurse George Kapp Nov in the United Str.tc3 Armed Forces Harry Kiatlor Commercial nono undecided Norspaper v ork THE BLUE � .VHITEr Pago—II NOTES ON THE SENIORS Name Course Activities School Ambition Merle Adams Commercial Farmer Vivian Baker Commercial Blue ’.'hito Operetta Typist Philip Bosseman fionoral Basketball, Navy School Baseball Photo- grapher Mary Bowers Academic Dramatics, Jefferson Chorus, Operetta, Hospital Orchestra, Band, Cheerleader, Jr, Sr, Play Nurse Jean Brightbill Academic Intra-mural 3, West Chester Math, Operetta. Blue Teacher White, Chorus Mildred Burd Academic Band, Chorus, Orchestra Work, then train as nurao Oscar Campbell Commercial Blue White Undecided Baseball Baseball Player William Clouser Academic Baseball Marines Millard Creo Agriculture Machinest Leatrice Crist Academic Operetta, Central Jr, Sr. Pi ay, Penn Dramatics, Chorus, Music Festival Stenograph;' • Wilmer Crist Academic Dramatics, Choru3, ■Army Operetta, Rod Cross, Air Basketball, 3ase- Corp ball. Football 2 Pilot Hclon Eby Acadomic Band, Chorus, Susquehanna Dramatics Orchestra,’ University Basketball, Oporctta, Jr, Sr, Play, Student Council, Music Festival Robert Flick! ingcr '‘'Commercial Band, Orchestra, Oporotta, Chorus, Jr. S . Play Navy THE BLUE WHITE Page 14 Name Course Activities School Ambition Paul Wilson- Academic Bond, Blue Penn State Architict White Orchestra, Jr. Sr. Play, Operetta 3, Music Festival, Chorus, Iptra-nural 4 Doris Wilt Academic Band, Chorus, Susquehanna Teach Corn.i Orchestra, Op- University Subject. eretta. Music Festival Jr. Sr. Play, Lois Zeiders Commercial Basketball, Working Bluet White Chorus Robert Zeiders Commercial Join Army Betty Smittj Academic Blue White 'West Chester Physical Jr. Sr. Play, Ed. Basketball, Teacher Chorus, Operetta, Dramatic Club, Infcra-mural. Red Cross. The following have recently entered the armed services of our country William Myers Richard Wertz Delmont Wright Ejwin Smarr entered Lebanon Valley College in February. He is studying Medicines. We haar good reports of his academic work rmr THE DLUB-fc-iVH- E Name Courso Activities School Doris Knisely Acadomic Basketball, Undecided Chorus, Homo Rm. Representative, fled Cross Representative. Operetta, Jr. S . Play, dramatics Helen Kough Academic Operetta; Mueic ’Polyclinic Festival, Chorus, Tiospital Jr, Sr. Play Arvilla Knuth V Academic Dramatic Club, Juniata CKorus, Blue White Jr. S“. Play Francos Krot-zing Acadomic dramatics, chorus Paul Lindsay Commercial Baseball, Blue White Don Longsderff Academic Football, Baseball, Baskotball Helen McNaugh-ton Academic Chorus, operotta, Jr. oc Si4. Play, Intra-mural Jeanne Mehrling Acadomic Cheerleader, Undocided Dramatic Cluh, Jr. £r. Play, Orchestra, Operetta, Intramural Helor Myers Commercial Basket!all. Chorus, Blue White Lloyd Reiglo Commercial Harry S hriober Agr. Operetta, Jr. Sr. Play Cathorino Snyder Academic Band, Chorus, Operetta, Orchestra, Dramatic Club, Music Festival Ralph Trosslcr Commorcinl Baseball, football Julia Trout Nov in defense work Earl Wallott Acadomic Oporotta, Foot- Undocided ball, baseball, chorus, 3?_ue White'J Music Festival -P- g« 15 Ambition Doctor Nurse Teacher Undecided Undecided Merchant Marine Undedidou Toacher Undecided Farmer Undecided Undueidoi Farmer Radio Elocti’ician wilTE ■ r- PARKER PENS BOSSEKjVIAM’S DRUGSTORE NEW TORT PA. KM. FLICKENGER PLUMBING HEATING FULL LINE OF :ACME QUALITY PAINT PHONE 22R2 NEWPORT . BAND boa cleaning ALL WORK GUARANTEtD A IEWKJRTLAUNDRY O' DRY CLEANIN ■■ - . ..'-I,-!«. '' ■ ' PIANOS TLADIOS ELECTRIC SWEEPERS I KCljGHS MUSIC STOR EX PE RFJjANO TUNING ■RE PAIRING NEWPORT PA. Y The last meeting of the O.S. Y. A. class was held on Thur_ .17 May 6. It has been held each Tucn day and-Thursday evening since liov ember 1, 1942 for the purpose oi repairing farm' machinery. An official F. F. A Owl has been purchased for t he agriculture room byy the members of the class. The New Bloomfield boys and our F. F. A. boys are planning a baseball game in tho near future. They are also planning i.to have several summer meetings. In order to help increase tie production of essential products, the agriculture boys have been building chicfc feeders, BWine self feeders, and range feeders for tin farmers in this community. The seniors who will be leaving us this spring are as follows; 'Merle Adams, Millard Cree, Harold Horting, Lloyd Reigle, Ralph Irea-sler, and Harry Schreiber. ALUMNI NEWS' LIONS GLUTS Wow it all happened like this It was a very hot night in summer and having observed that the sun was shining nice and bright, I figured ijt would not rhln. So, I got :ny fishing tackle and then did some heavy thinking as tho how to got worms. Finally I hit upon an idea. A worm doesn't know which way is up and which is down so I’d find a worms burrow and yell, Hoy you fool, you're going the wrong way, and then place a can of dirt ovor tho helo. Then the i worm would dig his way right int; William Buffington who has•been coi fined to a hoppital at Paris inland for a me time reached home on the 28th.a! April for an eleven day furlough with hk parents and friends, Bordon Hoke who graduated and enlist ed in the Army in 1939 was married on April 26 to Miss Ruth A, Borland. Mr. Hoke is now stationed at Bolling Field Washington, D.C. Johnny Baer viao is stationed at Cam;; Swift, Texas, has been promoted to Trivate First Class. Robert Clark, Jr., having been in British Columbia, Canada for nine months is spending a few weeks at home. He is ?|t the can. So, having gotten working on the Alaskan'Highway and this y enough worms I 3ct out for tho is his first time home. i! fishing hole. V hcn I got theru ii I cut a hole in the ice and got TEACHERS VACATIONS l! ny taclcle $° dy. But, in - v n iwi 3Q j. kiclcoci tha worms into tv’ Hero is. how tho members of the faculty expect to spend their summer vacations. Nr. Shor.tz-expects to go th-.summer school, EKen work the rest bf his vacation. Mis3 Fackler-wlll teach swimming, folk dancing, .and be a life puard at T. 0. H. Miss Shatto-will keep house. T!r . Cressler-Plans to live on the Interest of the debts ho acquired this winter. Mrs. Pol lard-says she will stay dt, home and.among other things do victory gardening. Mr. Buffenmyor-looks forward to working on the farm. Mr. Smith-will work at something. TTc figures that ho will get onough vacation at home fishing. Mrs. Gelnett-will do some gardenia end spend a lot of time in tho country. Itiss Wolf-says she wants to catch up on sleep. Mr. Kerr-will work (probably in garden.) Miss Roblnson-will stay at homo. Mr. mby-will stay at homo and prepare l‘or next year. Mr. Kipp-says he will farm at home and take a vacation of a couple of weeks in Clinton County Mrs. Smith- Looks forward to goirg to Pew York City to do work at Columbia University. water. I found a piece of cheese in my pocket though and docidad to use it for bait. Just as I was lowering a mouse jumped a;; tho cheese and got caught on the hook. A catfish swimming by jumped at the mouse and . got caught. I pulled him up on the ice. A dogfish which had been chasing the catfish jumped up on i tho ice after it-. Just then a I rabbit ran across, the ice, the dogfish snapped at him and caught him and that's how I got My Thanksgiving dinner. Harold Zeider3 Most of us know this certain person as a Junior'boy. who is five feet, fen inches tell, has brc- i hnir and blue eyes. Ho is in tho Leaderic soction and is a' prominent raenber of the football team, being captain fci ■tho coning sea-spn. Ho lives about five or six miles from Newport. If you haven't already guessed wno this boy is, you might ask a certain 11—B firl in the Home Economics Room. Answer on page 21 The Blue fc White MR. ROTHENBERGER GUEST IN I l-A CHEMISTRY On Monday, May 10, Rothie, being in Newport, made a very welcome visit to the 11-A Chemistry Class During this period ho leo-tured to us about his present work as head chemist in a labotatory near Reading, v here chemical anai ysis is employed to determine the composition of metals in material used in aeroplane engine manufacture. In his present occupation,Mr. Rothenberger says that he feels £t home,--both in the laboratory and near Reading, his hone town. His description of the up-to-date meti-ods of analysis and equipment used in modern vmr t ir .e works in chemistry hold the interest of the students and of Mr. Buffenmyer. He also offered activities md work after school. Each of us hopes to 'see him in a longer visit next yean JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, VA� Judge Jones, - .the marrying Judge, hitched up another couple Friday, June 13, 1947. The brid Miss Audrey Hall, wore clothes aid the goon, or groom, wore n barrd, (Judge won the poker game before the hitchinl) There hai nt muchtb say about the dern thing exceptir! it was purty. The bride attended Comcod Knowledge and tho goon wcb a member ofthe If I had a aafty pin at Markelsville University. The happy couple (I mean gang',' kids included) left for their little chicken coopo with an ajot ing dog house and bath, v hlch is located in the alley between 5th. and 6th. streets. Oh, yes, tho goon is Jack Wertz, of course, wlt else would it have boenl SPRING HOUSE-CLEANING It's always a good policy to clean house inthe spring-----both literally and figuratively. Lets leave the litoral kind of house cleaning to our mothers at home m let's apply c fcw of the principle of the practice of houSe-cleoning to our own school life. In order to to the best possible Seniors next year, not only ought we dust off some of our old practices, but wo actually ought to d iscard some of thorn Here a a feu suggestions for spring heu® cleaning among us Juniors th at y e believe ought to make us betta? Seniors. V o're actually going td make an honest effort to: 1. Adhere to better cooperation within the class-, arid f between students and tea- . chars. 2. Never squander valuable time. 3� Sweep out the cob-wobs to clear up vision. 4. Stop to viev ourselves as v e polish the mirrors. 5. Grasp hold of new and better v ays and opportunities. 6. Aim high and make our goaL even better than this year's graduating class. ■Page 10 SR. Following is a list of the Seniors boys who Trill receive ,:lott-ors in athletics: FOOTBALL Herbert Flickinger Donald Longsdorff George Kapp . I Richard Wertz BASKETBALL Richard Wertz Donald Longsdorff Wilmer Crist Philip Bosserman Herbert Flickinger Mgr. BASEBALL Wilmer Crist Donald Longsdorff Oscar Campbell Herbert Flickinger Philip Bosseman Earl Wallett William Clousor Ralph dressier Marlin Harper Mgr. Newport Defeats New Bloomfield Newport opened its Baseball season this year by playing Posey town. They we e followed by a few loyal roosters , of course.In the beginning the game was rather close but about the fourth inAihg wo brought in enough runs to put us way out in front. Wo had a new pitcher, Earl Wallett, in the sixth inning. Earl threw some of his wonderful drops. New Bloomfield rallied but could not stop our Buffalos. Wo came through with 13 runs against 11 for Now Bloomfield. Nc wport Downs C. L. I. On Good Friday, Newport play-od C.L.I. This game was probably the best of the season so far, Munchy Crist allowod C.L.I. on]y one hit. He struck out 14 C.L.I. batmen. The two runs of the game were made by Flickinger and Yohn. Thoso C.L.I. boys were really puzzled at Crist's wonderful pitching. Our team had ei£ht clean', I solid hits. In excitement and ‘[thrills this game rated among the best.i i . , : I j i i i Millerstown defeated by Newport in the first game that Newport has playod with Millerstown in years, the Buffaloes handed odt a 14 to 5 dofeat to Millerstown. Tho day was rainy and it wasn't until late afternoon that it cleared o‘ff enough to play the gamo. Millerstown usod thioe pitchers but was unable to t V Newport. Munchy Crist again sbe ' cd everyone that he could reall' pitch baseball. There was som? excitement in ' the gone when a Millerstown player got his head Jr the- path of a baseball. Howevei , this did not koep him from fini3o ing the game,. ' I... ’ . ■. If ary thing was damaged it was probably the ,baseball. A lot of credit goes to their catcher and infield players but having no pitcher to match Crist, they were nothing fer the fast moving Newport team. Junlatr. Joint Bows to Newport In an out of league game played with Juniata'Joint High School at Mifflintown, Newport o’nce mcro came through with flying colors. Aided by the pitching of Crist V7c still had our hands ful!? in order to win over Juniata's star south paw, Switzer, .who in addition to good pitching hod: tho only extra base hit, a double. Crist pitched a three hit game as against Switzer's 8 hitter. Trossler was the only player with 2 hits. The score was, Newport 6 Juniata Joint 4. THS BLUO A .WHITE--------------------- Pr.g II Hi, kids. This is your now Snoop greetin' you! I sho' ha, a I don't say anything that might hurt some one's. f;elin's--if I do—please excuse it. Oh, hoPk, let's skip the formalities and get down to all the latest'dirt' 1 Say gang, I guess you all know Betty Mor.so, thi t now number in the jnnior class, wall anyway, sho shoro rr.de a hit with several of tho Sor.oir follows! Oscar and Gooch , I'm wonderin' what your girls nr i thinkir. r.bout this now -pisode of love or somethingI Our sympathy go as out to you, Helon and Joanna, but you know, kids, the wrr dan't last forever, so until Dick and Charles knock those Ratzios raid Japs for .i loop-keap smilin' T oll, Wollj fietty, I didn't know_you had bo.n promoted- that is a Junior class emblem your wearin' on your jacket isn't it? Norris, pcrhhps you could explain this. Honestly, kids, have you over soon Zoidor6 without Roitcr or vicc-vcrsr? Goo love must bo too-too- og-gono grand. You know somopin' pals. Judge Flickingor is mrkin r name for himself in tl-.o f-ield of music, ;-h, yos,-'. he's really goin pieces! Keep up the good wi rfc Judge, and maybe someday you'll find yeursolf conducting a groat orchmtru-who ’mows? One, two,throe-kick-well, so it want at the Junior Prom! '.Vow! cirory one being all pepped up and 3tuff really made the prom a pair vent! However, the follows and girls who hnvo steadies in the lower gr !es wore rather lonely with ou't ’em but they still seemed to to doin' O.K for themselves! Goe, gosh, at last Phil and iry arc well-------yc u know how it is! I notice Phil has taken to dancing and that's one w.y to ta kc her in your .rms, Phil,and besides you two mako a real cute couple! no kiddin . By the way, I unrVrstend that Betty Smith hopos to play college, basketball and finally be a physical education tenchor. Good luck to you, Smtty. OOPS! I gotta run-hcro comes my bus! Bo good Chilians ov .r tho vacation and I'll bo back rjiext fal 1 to greot you all again- so until then ’’bye end don't orgett BUY BONDS MD KEEP 'EM LYIN I Thii H r � W Mu i- ,-atc Hi'v iwi . i Ck • - V L � r f • v If. IS VVKITI ' ' Af f l . THE ILUE WHITE Pq-u 20 RTJTHIE'S BEAU Ruth Kumblor has a bocu-His namo is G rogory S., He conos around oach afternoon To give a sweet enfoss. He's all drossod up fcnd nico enough As far as follows go But things ain't right around tenth grads Sihce Ruthie has a beau. Ruth used to go to Buchshot(I mean Pearl) Nhon her suras she couldn't do But now there ain't no room for Pearl ••hen Grog conos into spoon. 0 Dearl It's terrible the way She uses powder and red paint. When Greg decides to leave 10-A He looks like what he ain't. But you know what the tenth grade is-It's hard to tell the truth $o we'll close our little tale. Of Gregory and of Ruth. -Anonymous loth Grade SPRING FEVER Roses are reddy , Violets are bluoy” Ao those simple lines Sorao folks say phoooy . But one good glando •Round study-hall Shows us this attitude Isn't token at all. Overin the cotner 3it Ircnhead and Ellen Poor Ironhead glows Like a ripe watermelon Beside them sits Britcher And with him dear Shirloy They call Beinard Bird-Brain But ho should bo called Squirrley We almost missed Mary With her many friends. To the whole study-hall 1 Personality she lend . a SPRING FEVTUt(con't) To This li3t of lovos We could add many a score; But such asit is Room just ain't no more. Robert Fickes 10-A Memory work in 11-A English THE BUILDING OF THE SHIP j Thou$i too, sail on, 0 ship of State) Seal on, 0 Union, strong and greatl Humanity with all its fBars, ■ With all the hopes of future years. Is hanging breathless on they fatei We know what Master laid thy keel. What workmenwrought thy ribs of jtejl. Who made each mast, and sail, end rope What anvils rang, what hammers beat. In what a forge, and what a heat Wore shaped the anchors of th’r hopei Fear not each suddon sound end shock, •Tis of the wave and not the .ock; •Tis but the flapping of tnr sell. And not rent made by the sc. I In spite of rock and ierp ’sl.( ; rot r 1 In spite of false light e-. the 1 ' t. Sail on, nor fear to br ' t Our hoarts, our hopes, ra c.l_ •. :fi, +hjr Our hoarts, our hopes, err prayers, oun tears. Our fftith truimphant O'er our fears, I Arc all with thee--are all with theej -Eongfollow PART OF THaNATOPSIS So live, thut when thy summons comes to join The innumerable caravan, which moves To that mystoroius ralm, where each shall tako His chamber in the silent hr Hr of do th Thou go not, like the quarry -clave at night. Scourged to his dungeon, but, sustained and soothed By an unfaltering trust, approach thy grave. Like one who wraps the drapery of his couch About him, end lies down to pier sent drorms. -Bryaat ■THF. BLTFA.-'.HUE,- Nowport Eeats C.L.I. for Title The game being cancelled for previous times by v cathcr was play? od Saturday tho 15th at 2;30. Just a wook before tho field had been; dedicated. Tho High School Band gave a concert, the C.L.I. Cadets-followed up in a dress parudo. Tho ton, a Marino Corporal, homo on leave, Marvin Mnneval, and James i Jefferios who left tho next week'1 Barnes for tho Army Air Corp. The gamolr school was started but called off becauso of rain. The Victory served to clinch tho title In tho Porry County Lcaguo for Andy Kerr’s fast stop-5 ping Newport Club. Our team is:; unboaton in Loaguc competition and! -Paga- -19- GIRLS SPORTS In a recent interview with Miss Fncklor tho Blue and White reporter gathorod some interesting facts concerning tho main Spring sports for tho girls. In both tho Sonior Softball Loaguc, consisting of grades 10, 11, and 12, and in tho Junior xuxxuwuu up xii u ui'uaa mo i wuiuuf flag was raised by Bill Buff ing-[' Loaguc, conprised of grades 7, $ and 9, two captains and two tcamr have been chosen in every class. 'aro being played after , winners will bo decided and the points will go toward the Intra Mural Championship. So cone on, girls, lot's get out there and givo our appononts some keen c petition! A pit has boon dug by tho 10 grade girls with Bugs Page Ir has only Millerstown loft to play.; charge of tho picks and shovels. This makes Newport Champions for 2i, The pit will be used for: consectivo years. Standing broad jump. Running brooci It was Wilmer Crist, Sonsat- ■ jump, and High jump, ional pitcher of our team, who;t V hon the v cathcr dooffn proved the hero of the victory,as, permit outdoor sports the girl: ho held C.L.I. to three widely scattered hits and fanned ten. His team mates pushed 2 runs over the plato in tho opening inning, and after picking up anotherJ tally in the third clicked the game beyond all doubt with a 4 run outburst in the 5th. Newport Takes Over NewBloomfieldj play shufflo board. Tho Senior igirls have painted the necessary I linos for tho court in tho rear o.t |the auditorium. Much interest has been created in this indoor sport The following girls, who have playod the required number of periods in basketball this ‘past yecr, will receive letters at the end of the school term: Botty Smith Lois Zeidorr Evelyn Flickinger Botty Pressley The undefeated Buff.Moos j. Doris Kniscly Louise Koll ga Ined another victory who 'Andys .] Garden diggers won from New Eloom-| Newport Stopped By Juniata Joint field 10-2. Getting an early bo- ’ ginning our toam had piled up a i On May the 1.3th at 4:00 the 6-0 load at tho end of 2 innings j] game with Juniata Joint was 3tart-- and continued to add at least one }'. °d. Juniata Joint held on to a run por inning tho continuing b wide-early gnmo lead to noso out times at the plate. ? the Buffaloes 6 to 5 In a highly Ehrhart had a shutout'gamc ' contested game, going into tho last inning, but Juniata Joint gainod a six rur weakened a bit after fanning 11 lead bcl'ore our team got a hit. men and let 2 Poscytown runs come If Howard was the winning pitcher across the plato. By the way although ho got a candy arm at the here's a joke I picked up on the i: ond allowed us several runs, field: Mr. Kerr said to John , In th®' seventh it looked ar Go on in and bat for so I though Newport.would win the garao. Johnny replied, Oh lot « Later ' Yohn eerie to bat. Ho had I would rather start to-‘ 8©t to first base twice beforo in the game, but this time ho struck out and the gamo was over. Clousor. and so, him bat, morrow. -gags .23. .THE ALUE Jc .(HITE ■Ut-- ■ ■ i -.- - ., —. —.......... a Ur. Buffenmyer: One who drinks alcohol will freeze to death in a snow storm before one who doesn't. Pete Petermans But I thought that alcohol was an anti-freeze. Dick Wertz: Yes, air, I v,as pro- moted; they made me a court martial. Charles Sharar: Since I enrolled in the air force I gained 52 lbs, of wei it,—two pounds of flesh and fifty pounds of equipment, Betty Smith: Sometimes my dad takes things apart to ssee why they don't go. Jud ;o i So what? Botty: So you'd better go. Harriet Trout: Do you know vtfiat? Uy 17 ration stamp went to the dogs. Harold Zeiders: (working in A P) We sell only seed potatoes. Ada Stahl: Well, they won't have tine to grow before supper. Ralph Trcssler: The first time I go swimming I always get wate r in ny ear, but after that I don't until the first time next year. Philip B.: Oh, that's because it's full after the first time. Urs. Pollard: Those old codgers ii the time of John Smith were wise«-dld men Voic� :‘ She ought to know, she married one. Miss Wolf: (10th. Uusic) The jazz songs of today vdll never last -as long as the love songs of old. Some of them have bean listened to and enjoyed for over 300 years, Nevin Stroup: It's a wonder the records aren't worn out. A 9-B student took and Eng1'-.eh host and then turned the paper over tr.d continued with a Latin test, never bz • •: the difference. Heard in competitors service deprrv ment: (Texaco) John Dietz: What's the matter vdth your car lady? Driver: Thor's only one pirt of it that doesn't make a aoiso, and that's tho hpmi Mother, asked little Peter, wh n the lordly had guests for dinner, i3 the dessert too rich for me, or is there en ough to go around? No new neckties are to be made. But it won't matter, especially if the re is a shortage of razor blades. Mr. Kipp: (12A Democracy) Do movie give you what you want or what you shouJd have? Doc. Wilson: They don't give yoi, . either sometimes. It was noticed that When President Roosevelt was touring defenses plants, it was tho men who turned from thoir work’ to see if it really were the president. Philip Bosseraan's remark to this was; If President Roosevelt were younger,the women would have looked, all right. According to Paul Wilson, leisure time is the time when you get into the most trouble, 1 .tit. ! ’ u' • ■mm Y) mm- ' mm f : - . • .v - . ! I -ft wy ' m •■ ( XliJi 2fkz 21.. . --:--—--- « h (AjV ' J vL-Co I |� M Moa_l- SMITH'S FRESH MEATS NEWPORT PA. J.E.WILT , PASTEURIZED MILK CREAM ! PHONE 182 NEWPORT PA. THE STORE THAT TAKES PRIDE IN SEWING THECOMMUNITY GROCERIES FRESHMEAT j ATLANTIC PACI IC TEA CO. RAY A. ULSH, MGV PRODUCE - GROCERIES 'BIGGER-RET TER VALUE (AMERICAN STORES CO. NEWPORT PA. JuLL Answers to Puzzle Page 1. 2 pints 2. Blue racer 3. Suet 4. Lion 5. Red 6. Hay 7. 42 keys 8. Racoon 9. You discover a key and then land on it. 10. Thc.fivo cent pj..oce, Lettuce it is found more often than any othor coin in. tho collec tion plate. 1. The high upkeep of woman. 2. Yes, his own wife, and his - ■ Gnughwor- in-law. 3. Carriage, and trailing roasons 4. Because he is marked by degrees, and i3 graduated. 5. The grandiiothers said, Dest'y will shaoo our onds. T'o nodom girls say, Be believe that girdles will do it better 3. 'r'' v ’oas is as ood as an-'j .v-fc r.. o .d c .l . _ her? Kitchen 'lulz 1. 31:111 lot-skillet C. potato washer 3. Range 4. Pitcher 5. yalo-oail G. Sauce x:n 7. roo: i-broom 0. China 2. C,-r ton-curtain 10,Spoon uo (a) cataract (b) ccta . .a (c) catnip (d) catsup (e) jCatochisia (f) cctalog ..nsv7_-r to identification bureau Donald Alcishcr Page 24------THE BUIE AJHI-TS- MANNING THE HUMOR Copy Cats It was always tho wish Of the ton-yoar old lad To wear long trousers Like his uncle had— And today his little sister wtuits pants Like those worn by most of her aunts I Missbd the Train ' . r Did you miss the train. Sir? No, I didn't like its looks, so I chae-ed it out of the station Overdone Yfalking through the woods, the artillery offieor was surprised to see a number of his men climbing treos arid crawling through the brush. What's tho idoa ? he snapped. What do you men think your doing? Wall, s ir, said tho sorgoant,wo have camouflaged tho gun so well we cant find it. Women and Work Oh, Madge, I just got a job as a private secretary. You did? I once had a secretarial job but I had to Suit. Sfoy? Wore you fired? No, my boss had wator on tho knoo j aid I kept floating away. So SOrry Ho stayed out of the Army Air Forces on account of his feet. Flat? No, —Cold. Optimist So you're joining the Army Air Forces. Yoah, night as woll fly hero as | Advice If she wants a dato-Moter If sho wants an cscort-Conductor If you think shw is pocketing your pocket Detector If she's hungry-Foodor If sho is narrow in her viows-Amplifier Pilot- (to passeng-r) Ever beon up before? Passenger- Only once. I did a stretch at 8ing Sing. Dad, is the devil nan? Son, he's worse than a man. But dad, you don't neon he's a woman dc you? lui old lady speaking to a Sailor' Old La£v� What is your rating? Sailor- Ship's Optician. Old Lndjr- Ship's Optician! I didn't knew thoro was such a rating in tho Navy. What do your duties consist of? Sailor- Scraping the oyos out of potatoes. You know, you're just like an airplane Why, beoauso I'M so streamlined? Ho, because you're of no use on earth. l!c Konxioi Who was that peach I saw you out with last night? Bittingj She's no peach, she's a grape-friit. Me Kenzioi WNy a grrpefruit? B ittingj I squeexod her and she hit me in tho eye. • Fr.ak Myers- Say, havo you over heard of a pen-son having throo foot? Doitz- No I hnvon't, why? Myers- Well, I recoived a lettor from ny r.Ant and sho said that I wouldn't know my cousin because ho has grown another ■gHfi'-ftfaUH'-ft WHITE- In the Sonestbwn paper this littlo article appears: I Dentists Offico 10:00 This isn't going to hurt a i bit. ) 10:05 Now hold still ploaso; this | is Just to ease the pain. 10:15 Stop squirming; how do you ' oKpoet me to get the tooth out? ! 10:30 Oh; Thorc it comes; Now, did that hurt? j 10 50 Oh; There's still some in thore; O.K. Out it comes, 10:55 Here, thko somo Hr 0, quick; 11:00 Fainted. Well, I guuess it's ! hotter that way, Anyway, that', wasn't the right tooth I pullod. Ode to a Radish 0 Thou tondor little radish. You grow from a thin to rather fat - ! lsh j How I griovo to 300 your figgor j Ovow from small-to-big-to-bi gcr, ; '.' hen I started you to growing Tbcu so swoot, 30 young, so tender ! Like the new paint on my now fen- f 'dor, j How I trusted you completely; Ahd how you fooled me very neatly, i As I waited for your sprout Cre ting oach littlo leaf with a shout • Littlo did I dream you'd end up s a taste I'd havo to sond up; a, you started just a twerp . nd you've finished---just a----- Thi3 poom comos from tho Bluo and V.hito of Berwick High School, Now I lay mo down to sleep Tho lecture's dry and subject do op If Prof, should stop before I v ako Give mo a poko for Heavens sake; No tiros--------No go No car ---------No show No lights-------Plenty woo V hat in heuven's name Are we coning to? Danvillo H,S From tho Moon Beam wo find tho student council is teking vc$r active p rt in assemblies. Organizations, mado up of pupils, very willingly prepare and give difforont programs. Valuablo experience i3 gained by stngo appearances and experiences. The students enjoy these programs veuy much. Perhaps 3uch entertainment could be promoted in N.H.S. Y.c find this very truo and interesting., fact in Tho Scoop , Ringtown, Fc, An echo is tho only thing that evor cheated a woman out of the last word.