Newport High School - Blunita Yearbook (Newport, PA)

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3 Con't from nags 2 Advice to Leah Put a snow shovel in front of your car and an alarm clock someplace handy, so you won't be bu+e for your date, ana when you do get there so you don't stick in the snow. Johnnie's Mistake It has come to the reporter's ear that quite si while ago, Johnnie Long was visiting ih UiJ] ers!wm or 3 fine evening, .There a.lsayiVj happens to be a pair, of trees in that city; one of .whom Johnnie had -undertaken to call on,. •. 1'- Thinking he res talking-to. the one twin he st- r'7 erted talking about the other, but sad is the story , the pne he was talking about was the one he was talking to. f A New Station Just ask Lawrence Trout what his favorite Radio Station is. He is sure to say N.3.C. Have You Heard This One One evening, oh.' it's not necessary to go into detail but, Pudd Guts hall, Mary Sby, and Harry Lesh happened .to be sitting together,. Rudd thinking he was holding Uary’.s hand held u for quite a while, when Harry dia-evared chat Rudd was holding his hand instead of Mai'y'3, Harry said he realized sene one was holding his hand but he thought it was Mary, Another One On Rudd Rudd says you should always make reservations on a pullrnan car, because you are always sure of a birth, Wanted A Shirley Temple Hat, for Mary Eoy, one that she can tie under her chin, so she won't lose it these windy days.

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2 Congratulations ’ Mrs. and Kr0 Updsgrove. The Elue and White Staff, the entire student, body and the teachers wish you much happiness When Mr. and Mrs. Updegrove got uff the train after their boneyfPoor. ••• • Mrs. Updegrove;• Dear, lets try and act as just' married. Ur. Updegrove; Alright darling, you carry umbrellas. §i’ y v; h i!) h.j' I. vv. J'i if we weren't the bags and COUNTY PLAY •• The Finger of God by percival Wilde Stridcland. portrayed by Norman- Wright, is preparing with the aid of his valet, Benson,- who's part is taken by David Wiliierr.s. to skip to Chicago with thousanus of dollars which he -had- been given to invest. Before he gets off, a girl from the office (Betty Rowe) enters. When sh.6 tells him wiia-t a great part his honesty plays in the minds of many people, he weakens and tells her the story of his life. Kow he used to stee.l and was put in prison, and when he was left out he went straight Tor inny years, out how he was hack to his old ways of living. After ha'was through speaking she said, The man who has been honest so long that he has made himself think that he is honest can’t steal, To pro;a her faith in him she gives him her money to invest and he decides to go straight. This play will be presented under the direction of Mr. McLain at Duncannon, February 27, 1336; Peas manning says the Americans were in the Crusades. Advice to Hoke Change to a different, gasoline, ycu might get a date with her sometime if you gather up a little speed. •. ■

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4 r r r r NEW8ETTES Con't from page 3 The Joke Was On Hoke That Time i While Nevin Geary had the misfortune of having an infected foot he had to walk with a cane. Well, you all know how Hoke love3 to tease; he teased Geary all Friday morning about his cane, but his laugh didn't last many hours for the next morning he was walking on crutches having torn the ligaments away from the bone in his ankle. Wouldn't' It Be Strange If: hr, Rothenberger did not wear a blue shirt and green tie. The Moyer Brothers would get to school early. Leon Steckley would lose his origanality. The Seniors ar.d Sophmores would give the poor Jun—• ior3 a chance at the $15. Grover Kistler did not have a lot of business to tend to. Walter Baumtack wouldn't sleep in Study Hall. Newport High School Girls forget the boys-also vice versa. Johnnie Jones would reduce Naomi Hirnes would get as serious after a boy as Ruth did. Joe DeLuca played center position in basketball. Stanley Bupp would lose his frown. Wayne Leonard would forget and comb his hair some morning. Jane Wright would lose interest in the boys. Harry Lesh wouldn't flirt with every girl in High School (ana maybe out of H. S. for all we know.) There were no, Little Audrey Stories floating around the High School. Everyone would pass the first semester. Ann Sanderson is going to sell White Flash. Dot Flickinger is going to sell Smith'3 Hosiery. Ruth Williams is going to cleric at Lipsitts. Betty Stultz is going to. cut hair. kiary Eby is going to clerk at the Weis Store. Naomi Himes is going to sell cars and gasoline at the Lesh Garage, Sylvia Baker is going to raise turkeys at the Trout Hatchery. Wonder If?