Newport High School - Blunita Yearbook (Newport, PA)

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10 THE BLUE AND WHITE A Poem ’Twas a winter day in summer, The rain was snowing fast, The barefoot boy with shoes on Sat standine on the grass. While the organ peeled potatoes. Lard was rendered by the choir. While the sexton tolled the church-bell. Some one set the church on fire. “Holy Smokes,” the preacher shouted. As he madly tore his hair. And now the head resembles Heaven For there is no parting there! —Thanks to the Argus. Sophomores! An anchorite is an old-fashioned sort of fellow who has anchored himself to one place. — Christian Advocate. The shades of night were falling fast. The Freshman to Carl’s went at last. Then, quietly without a sound, Doctor opened up the head and found— Excelsior. Miss Zimmerman (fifth grade teacher): “How did the Puritans differ from the people of today?” Pupil: “They went to church every Sunday.” Indoor Sports Our fire bell is very at tractive, but, the students are not allowed to play with it, only on special occasions. T his fact has caused a lot of jealousy, for, why may visitors and teachers amuse themselves bv ringing our fire bell when the students may not? In the near fut ure a protest is going to be brot before the school board. Students of N. H. N.. get busy and try to remedy this state of affairs. Mr. Palm: “Mr. Wright, do you know of any liquid that will not freeze? Mr. Wright: ‘‘Yes, sir.” Mr. Palm: “What is it?” Mr. Wright: “Hot water.” “The man who gives in when he is wrong,” said the school teacher, “is a wise man, but the man who gives in when he is right, is —” “Married” said a small boy in the class.—London Tatler Miss Robinson (after R. S. ’23 had answered a question in History) ‘T see you are improving in History.” R. S.: “Yes, ma’am.’ Miss Robinson: “If only the whole class were like vou. Which of the Juniors said: “Catiline’s conspiracy was abdominal.”? Puzzle If it isn’t a case, what is it? Kbv—Dean.

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