Newman Township High School - Talisman Yearbook (Newman, IL)

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80 TI-IE TALISIVIAN CHARACTERISTICS OF IVIR. TRINKLE 1-A married man. 2-A strong Democrat. 3-A lover of Indiana. 4-A never-defeated arguer. 5-A forty-two player. R What is a Mission School?l' Frank- O, it's a school where they charge to get in. I2 H'Sugq1 Xuung 12 si li11s01.IuQ,, R, Miss Rutger- Charles, name some of our National Hymns, Charles- I don't remember any. It Mr. Trinkle says that he would rather know Latin than Wfebster. Webster don't know his business like the other ancients didff IU! March 23-Ross came to school bright and early with a new pair of tau shoes covering his massive foundation. An immediate rise in the price of leather is expected. it May doubting Don McIntyre about Hay. Horner- Prof., did you ever play I doubt it? M, Mr. Trinkle-t'They manufacture eggs now. Truman- With the shells on? Prof.- I suppose so, but I don't know whether they will hatch or not. UL WHAT WILL SI-IE SAY? Overheard: Chas.- Heine, when will you be back here again after you leave? Heine- Not for eight or ten years anyway. Chas.- What are you going to do with your girl when you leave? Heine- Auction her off and let the highest bidder have her. 'l'here's plenty more where I am going. . in The night of March 19, many people were turned away, as a result of a CI'OyVd9d house, patiently awaiting the reading of I-lamletfi Great profits were realized and immediately deposited on the piano fund. UL April 4- Is the baseball team downhearted? Well I guess not, for all of us did very good, If Chrisinan hadn't of, some one else would, So we should wow wow. M, Edwin to Chas.- Where is the llflediterranean river? KW, Mr. May- Leonard, what is a rosette? Leonard- A bunch of leaves together scattered outf'

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Tl-IE. TALISIVIAN 79 In France, the blushing maiden Can scarcely be to blame lf in impulsive moment She should cry out Je t'aime. The modest German fraulein Does not speak up so quick, But her words are all the sweeter NVhen she says Ich liebe dioh! The Spanish senorita, Wfho loves for e'er and aye, Scarce parts her lips to whisper The tell-tale f'A1no te. But modern English usage Of love words has got rid, For it is all-sufficient just To gurgle Oh you kid! fCopied.l I! Did you notice how bad Walter McCown looked Friday morning, March 18? I won- der why? It I-Wisest Forest IWCCOVVII. 2-Greenest 1 Hosea Cornwell. 3-Chief Fusser Chas. Burgett. 4-Prettiest Magnus Kyde. 5-Chief Bonehead Kenneth Pounds 6-Thinks-he-is-athlete Ross Winlcle1'. 7-Chief Grind Don McIntyre. 8-Grouchiest Edwin Myers. 9-Best Sport Homer McIntyre. 10-Stale Wit Truman Dennis 11-Thinks-he-knows Walter McCown. M, Mr. Trinkle could very easily talk your right arm off on Indiana UL Arthur to Maurine P.- I am getting tired of sitting back and letting some one else get the girl I wantf, Chance for disappointment? it :Speaking of investments, Heine has purchased a Ruby Ring for his Fair One and is expecting great returns. 'iWhy shouldn't he'?',

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THE TALISMAN 81 A STORY OF Tl-IE F RESHIVIEN IN CHAPTERS Chapter 1-Big snowfall. Chapter 2-Plan for a ride at 6:30 p. m. Chapter 3-6:30, uneasy, anxious. Chapter 4-7:00, disappointed. Chapter 5-7:30, weeping. Chapter 6-Next morning, pouting. ' R FOUND-A new billiard ball with the initials M. K. on it. Owner will find same at editor's office. M, CHARACTERISTICS OF THE FACULTY Mr. Trinkle-A very optimistic fellow. Miss Rutger-Very fond of jokes, and is a continual gigglerg flirts with passers-by. Miss Miller-Big, tall, awkward, voice suitable to a cricket. Mr. May-Short legs, short steps, handsome. Miss Colliver-Excellent order, strict on grades, military discipline, quick and active. -VL THE MORNING AFTER Miss Rutger without her smile, so dejected and so sad, Mr. Trinkle with a frown, my he looked so bad. Miss Miller very cross, cut you off so quick, Miss Colliver feeling weary, looked a little sick, The students half asleep, with eyes looking down below. Mr. Ayres seemed so stupid with his cheery t'he1lo. Mr. May walking slow, with his shoulders below his head- 'Twas the morning after and no one had gone to bed. M, Hughes Blake- I think it would be a great benefit to us if there was a railroad through here, north and south, by way of Danville. 'tl wonder why? -I! To look at Ivan Catron one might be tempted to doubt that old saying, While theres life there's hope. ' ' R, Talisman-VVhy does Mr. Trinkle always refer to Indiana, and Miss Rutger to Fair- field? Ans.-Blood will tell. M If Arthur was selling railroad bonds in 1925, would they be selling for Parr? il! A RIDDLE Show me the person who calls in your ear The many deeds of old Shakespeare, And I will show you one who can't see VVhy anyone should laugh or sneeze. Ans.-Miss Rutger.