Newman Township High School - Talisman Yearbook (Newman, IL)

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78 THE TALISIVIAN Mr. Trinkle- Truman, name some vineyard products. Truman- Grapes, prunes, and dates. Prof.- From what are prunes made?', Truman-'tDried apples? 'Z It is with pleasure that We are able to chronicle the fact that Everett recited in English class, VVednesday, March 4, 1914, for which said recitation, Miss Rutger allowed him a ninety with a few words of encouragement. it F OR SALE Two show tickets: good location, cheap. Forest McCown. M, What is steam? ttWater crazy with the heat. R TI-IE LIBRARY Consists of: Several volumes of James G. Todd's books, together with a mythology belonging to Miss Rutger, and a dictionary presented to the school by the Board. Do research work. ' 'E lt took only a short time for Miss Rutger to obtain perfect control over the Hon. James Whitcomb Riley. I looked upon the plain A And thought I saw some waving grain, I looked again and thought 'twas grass, And found it was the Freshman Class. R February 19- The Rook Club has been meeting in regular sessions the last few weeks, and have succeeded in dealing off a few hands each night. I! LO ST The night of March 5, Two High t'Notes, last seen going upward. If found please notify Henkle Gregg. R, January 9-The track team came upon the gridiron for their Spring rehearsal, and Ross showed up as well as could be expected. KR December 3-The Swimming Pool in the gymnasium, upon investigation, was found to be at its usual depth. - R January 9-It was rumored that Mays Baseball Squad would go south on a training trip. What is a. Baseball Team without funds? R Thursday morning, March 12-A majority of the back seaters adjourned to the front of the assembly to indulge in a few notes of friendship, while Miss Miller swung her right arm ferociously.

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TI-IE TALISIVIAN 77 Always laugh at teachers' jokes No matter how bad they be, Not because they're funny jokes, But because it's policy. R WI-lO'S WI-IO The Freshmen, they're always right on time, And the Sophom-ores are not very far behind, The Juniors, they are a loving setg But the learned Seniors you can never forget. U! February 12-Miss Rutger smiled. Help! ' R, The High School Chorus defined- Aduell in unison. It Miss Colliver in Geometry- Magnus-please-came-up-here and-sit-by-mef' -ll, For daily news see the Domestic Science class. M, Mr. May says that when his wife is cutting teeth he gets some rest. ll, A bright young student who says noodles for nodules must be hungry. R, UOUTLAWS, BEWAREI' William Cutsinger Hosea Cornwell R January 19-It was rumored there was trouble in the professor's family. M, Mr. May- What is the Cow market? Homer- Butter and Eggs. R, MISS RUTGERS DAILIES 1-Always be courteous. 2-It reads like a romance. 3-Oh, you are on the surface again. 4-History and Literature go hand in handg one fits into the other just like the links 5-Please sit erect. 6-If you always knew English then I could teach it. 7-Questions left over. S-Dr. Hollister, etc. 9-The other class is always prepared. 10-Get down to business. 11-Now at Fairfield, etc. of a great chain. lt. Mr. Trinkle- VVell, Forest, I hope you have had a good sleep. Forest-UI heard every word you said. Prof.- VVell, I wish you wouldntt snore when I'm talkingg it bothersjmef'

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Tl-IE. TALISIVIAN 79 In France, the blushing maiden Can scarcely be to blame lf in impulsive moment She should cry out Je t'aime. The modest German fraulein Does not speak up so quick, But her words are all the sweeter NVhen she says Ich liebe dioh! The Spanish senorita, Wfho loves for e'er and aye, Scarce parts her lips to whisper The tell-tale f'A1no te. But modern English usage Of love words has got rid, For it is all-sufficient just To gurgle Oh you kid! fCopied.l I! Did you notice how bad Walter McCown looked Friday morning, March 18? I won- der why? It I-Wisest Forest IWCCOVVII. 2-Greenest 1 Hosea Cornwell. 3-Chief Fusser Chas. Burgett. 4-Prettiest Magnus Kyde. 5-Chief Bonehead Kenneth Pounds 6-Thinks-he-is-athlete Ross Winlcle1'. 7-Chief Grind Don McIntyre. 8-Grouchiest Edwin Myers. 9-Best Sport Homer McIntyre. 10-Stale Wit Truman Dennis 11-Thinks-he-knows Walter McCown. M, Mr. Trinkle could very easily talk your right arm off on Indiana UL Arthur to Maurine P.- I am getting tired of sitting back and letting some one else get the girl I wantf, Chance for disappointment? it :Speaking of investments, Heine has purchased a Ruby Ring for his Fair One and is expecting great returns. 'iWhy shouldn't he'?',