Newcomerstown High School - Newcosean Yearbook (Newcomerstown, OH)

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10U'4, Who- 2my Questions Who is the: Best School Spirited? Most Studious? Best Athlete? Best Actor? Ablest Speaker? Most Dignified? Best Looking? Best Dressed? Wittiest? Most Popular? Smoothest Dancer? Best Vocalist? Best Instrumentalist? Most Likely to Succeed? Girls Marilyn Bean Martha Jane Carney Jacqueline Coker Mary Lou Roe Mary Lou Roe Janice Rogers Barbara Walters Marilyn Bean Eileen Hootman Barbara Walters Mary Alice Titus Norma Davis Wrae Carr Dianne Davis Answers Boys Francis Haver John Murphy Darrell Beiter Earl Murphy Robert Rennard Donald Vogt Harold Van Voorhis Dean Combs Richard Jaynes Francis Haver Larry Gwynn Richard Ray Kenneth Ford John Murphy CIgmWill We. the members of the Senior Class of 1950 of Newcornerstown High School. in the city of Newcornerstown. in the State of Ohio, having endured four years of higher learning, and thus being of supposedly educated and sound minds, do hereby renounce our claim to certain of our possessions, real or imaginary, virtuous or otherwise, in this our last will and testament by' the following bequests: ARTICLE I I. Charles Angle, leave the road to the Twin Cities burned up. I. Richard Baker, bequeath my football shoes to anyone who can fill them. I, Joan Barnett, leave my tardy excuses to Bob Titus who I know can use them. I, Marilyn Bean, will my big mouth to Faye Quillen. I. Camilla Billings, bequeath my fourth period conferences with Mrs. Portz to La Vonne Bethel. I. Martha Jane Carney, depart, sorry that Durtschi didn’t move. I. Bob Carr, leave with the women still on my trail. I. Wrae Carr, will my last bell walks to Dick Roe, Bill Cornell, and Mr. Durtschi. I, Bob Chapman, bestow my way with the women upon Lester Paulum. I. Jackie Coker, bequeath my ability to laugh heartily at Mr. Sharrock’s corny, stale, and broken down jokes to all unfortunate Juniors. I Dean Combs, leave, not yet caught up on my thinking. I. Lena Couts, will my long, tight skirts to Patsy Beiter. I, Mary Couts, bequeath my innocent look in times of need to Larry Atkinson. I. Barbara (Dee-Ann) Davis, hope that I am leaving Diane behind. I. Don Duhamel. leave my books for Jim Herbert to slave over. I, Elinor Fiecoat, depart regretfully, after only one year at N. H. S. I, Kenny Ford, will my yellow pants and red and w'hite polka dot shirt to Marc Davis. I. Mary Ann Gardner, leave Mr. Russell wondering about those boys in Newark. I. Myles Greathouse, leave with all the rest. I, Larry Gwynn leave the Nash still panting”. I. Don Hammersly, intrust my desk in Physics Class to anyone crazy enough to take it. I, Ruby Hayes, leave the band without a piccolo. I, Dale Hootman, leave with my alias, John Dillinger, for Chicago. I. Mildred Hogue, leave for West Lafayette. I, Dick Jaynes, will my short legs and short arms to Bob Lindell. I. Norma Johnson, leave for Port” and Kenny Steinbach. I, Ronnie Kail, bequeath my smiling and friendly ways to Ronnie Vogt. I. Marilyn Kohler, leave my daily trips to Russ’s to Molly Beaver. I, Mary Kohler, bequeath my ability to run thru the school house in five minutes to Kay Thomas. I Gene Little, instrust .my copying to anyone who can get away with it. I, Ronnie Martin, bequeath my stature to Cliff Wilson. TWENTY-NINE

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“The local Roxy Theatre manager, Barbara Walters, has reported a fifty thousand dollar loss in the fire that swept the theatre early this morning. Kitty Stalter, supervisor of the local telephone exchange, says that Harold Maloy, Roxy owner, cannot be reached. “Dale Thompson, veterinarian at the Shep Collie Kennels, owned by Dallas Shephard, has reported that the last of the strain of ‘Barkless Collies’ which they had developed has died. “The Hit Happy Baseball Team, managed by Darrell Beiter, a former local athletic star, is scheduled to play their first game of the season at Durtschi Park this afternoon. “County Health Nurses Mary Kohler and Mary Ann Gardner have discovered that the shampoo used at the Curola Beauty Salon, operated by Mary Gouts, is the chief cause of the skin irritation suffered by such prominent members of local society as Mrs. Bonnie Moore Ford, Mrs. Martha Sarchet Carruthers, Mrs. Marjorie Wearsch Hart, and Mrs. Doris Yarnell Stahl. This Shampoo which is a poduct of the Carr Curl Care Preparations Company, owned by Robert M. Carr, will be temporarily withdrawn from the market.” “Two of the high school teachers here in Newcomerstown, namely Marilyn Bean, Physical Education instructor, and Camilla Billings, Speech director, have gone on strike. It seems that the principal, Harold Van Voorhis. has been allowing the History teacher, his wife (nee Martha Jane Carney) what these teachers consider special privileges. They say the}- will strike until present conditions are corrected. “Tonight’s program at Carnegie Hall in New York will be a concert given by Norma Davis, the Metropolitan Culoratura Soprano, and Wrae Carr, a reknowned concert pianist. Next week, the Discordant Philarmonic Orchestra, under the baton of Kenneth W. Ford, will give a benefit performance for the City Cousins’ Country Camp. Dianne Davis, from the Quiz Kid Kindergarten, will be Camp Director this summer.” “Jerry Clough, Lena Couts, Alice Davis, and Hazel Tedrow are opening the Commercial College for Dilletante Typists next week in the former Snedeker Real Estate Office. Miss Snedeker has moved her agency to the WNCT Building. “Now' for some humor in the news or I should say the local Daily New's Mistake. In last Saturday’s issue you may have read: “ ‘For Sale, a 1960 truck complete with jet engine, in the Downtown Buckhorn Church tomorrow for only $1.’ The editor, Barbara Proud, wishes to apologize for the error. It should have read: ‘For Sale, a 1960 truck complete with jet engine. See Kenneth Haver, owner, Gord’s Garage.’ “ ‘Reverend George Saylor will conduct regular Sunday Services in the Downtown Buckhorn Church tomorrow'.’ “ ‘I give hour long piano lessons at my home for only $1. Miss Marjean Risher, Goodrich Street.’ “That’s all for now'. Until tomorrow this is your newscaster Don Hannahs. Here again is your friendly announcer.” “Listen to Headlines w'ith Hannahs tomorrow. Now' stay tuned for the Happy Housewives Hour with Emcees Eileen Hootman and Shirley John. Their guests today will be Mrs. Marv Roe Gates, Mrs. Janice Rogers Kohl. Mrs. Norma Johnson Stein-bach, and Mrs. Mildred Houge Bucklew. Don’t forget the WNCT Television Program starring crooner Dick Ray tonight. “Your announcer has been Smiley Kail. This is station WNCT, 1965 on your calendar.” Script Writers: Dianne Davis, Jacqueline Coker. Collaborators: Dean Combs, Robert Chapman. TWENTY-EIGHT

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I, Clifford Mathews, leave for Londonderry. I, Bonnie Moore, bequeath my inability to get Shorthand dictation to Moira Saylor. I, Pat Portz, leave N. H. S. a year ahead of time, very happy. I, Barbara Proud, leave my Journalism paper blank. I, Dick Ray, leave. GOODBYE ! ! ! I, Bob Rennard, depart, leaving Bobbie Ann trying to figure out my Spanish conversations with Louise. I, Geary Riggle, leave “Kimbolton” Booth still talking. I, Marjean Risher will my curly hair to Mr. Braden. I, Mary Lou Roe, bequeath my daily trip to the mail box to anyone unfortunate enough to have a fellow in the Army. I Janice Rogers, will my brown eyes to Kitten Taylor. I, Martha Jane Sarchet, leave as Mrs. John Carruthers. I, George Saylor, am leaving, - - - still single. I. Don Silverthorne, leave Carol Patterson, regretfully. I, Pat Silverthorne, depart in a Black Ford. I, Esther Snedeker, will my height to Norma Baker. I Kitty Stalter, bequeath my nightly trips up and down the aisles of the Rita Theater to Gloria Triplet. I, Dale Thompson, leave the study hall seat in front of Molly, empty. I, Mary Alice Titus, bequeath my dainty walk to Mary Hootman. I, Harold Van Voorhis, leave N. H. S.. wondering WHY Durtschi never moved? I, Don Vogt, leave lot of books to be examined. I, Barbara Walters, leave without Dean Combs. Darn it ! ! I, Marge Wearsch, leave to be with Don. I, Doris Yarnell, leave my wearing of jeans to Shirley Mardis. ARTICLE II We. Darrell Beiter and Francis Haver, bequeath our studious ways to Ruth McFadden and Max Roeder. We, Alice Davis and Hazel Tedrow leave our ability to get out early to anyone lucky enough to get away with it. We. Norma Davis and Gerry Clough, will our ability to beat the tardy bell to anyone who lacks experience. We, Satch Hoffman and Don Silverthorne, bequeath our height to Willie Shearer and Dennis Belle. We. Eileen Hootman and Shirley John, leave our daily trips up town at noon for chocolate cokes to Shirley Bond. We. Earl and John Murphy, do hereby bequeath our talents for aggravating teachers to Carolyn Wolff and Mary Schlupp. We, Jim Patterson, Dallas Shepherd, and Don Hannahs leave—because we have to, not because we want to. We. Harold Maloy and Jerry Ross leave Ed Scott, alias the “Cambridge Kid”, to ride the “Ridge”. We Keneth Haver, Bill Mardis, and Bill Miller. Leave. You Want More? ARTICLE III We, the Seniors of the E.C.O.L. Football Championship Team, leave many championships to be won by on-coming Trojans. We, the Senior girls of Shorthand II Class, having had good intentions, leave still unable to hand in a mailable letter. We, the members of the Newcosean Staff, leave any errors in this book uncorrected. ARTICLE IV We, the Senior Class, leave Miss Duff badly in need of artificial respiration, because of the engagement ring, which is cutting off her circulation. We, the Seniors, leave Mrs. Phillips still teaching that there hain’t no such word as ain’t. We, the American Problems Classes, leave Miss Stoner with various bad effects caused by our political mud-slinging. . To all our understanding teachers we leave these words of consolation “We don’t come in duplicate. ARTICLE V To the less experienced Juniors we leave our dignity. To the struggling Sophomores we bequeath any dispensible intelligence in our possession. To the faltering Freshman we gladly relinquish our “love” of learning. To all students we leave any remaining books, desks, and teachers, who may have survived our high school days. We. the Senior Class, having herein disposed of our most significant and desirable property ask only that all underclassmen show their appreciation of our generous gifts by restraining their joy at our departure until we have ceased to exist as a “body” so that we may have only the pleasantest memories of our days at N. H. S. In witness thereof, we have hereunto subscribed our name, on the twenty-fourth day of May. in the year nineteen hundred and fifty. The Senior Class of 1950 of Witnessed by: Newcomerstown High School. tiXiarute SXcuUb acqjue£uit Qakeb $) an GamAb THIRTY