Newcastle High School - Yearbook (Newcastle, WY)

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Page Twenty-two Last Will and Testament of the Class of '28 We, the Seniors of the Class of Nineteen Hundred and Twen- ty Eight, of the City of Newcastle, County of Weston, State of Wyoming, being of sound mind, and disposing memory do hereby make, publish and declare this our last will and testament, here- by revoking all former wills, bequests, and devices of whatever nature by us made. To the Junior Class we leave our good nature, ability to win the Trophies, have the best looking Christmas trees, good luck in Basket Ball, and our ability to put over class plays and banquets. To the school we leave our names carved deep within the wicker chairs, and best wishes for a more peaceful future to the teachers whom we have caused to be prematurely gray. Bea Bennett bequeaths her muffler to Wilma Harlow for that giggle. Parm Pickle bequeaths to Menlo Snyder his box of pepper. Get some Pep. Maurine Pleak leaves her hoop-skirt to Brownie Mead. Elizabeth Gaido leaves her speedometer to Julia Blanche Pickle. J ulia you are -exceeding the speed limit. Keith Mead leaves his handcuffs to Pryde Boggs so he may not rob the cradle. Reta Jones wills to Ruth Roberts her box of fish hooks to catch some poor sucker. Joe Mihalski leaves to Floyd Hanson his pedagogical capa- city. Ila Hathaway leaves her loud boisterous manners to Kath- ryn Walter. Dena Perifno leaves her Jenny Lind voice to Eloise Corn- wall. Paul Gaido bequeaths upon Alfred Donielson a small portion of his height and dignity. Seymour Snyder leaves his dancing ability to Wayne Grieves. Nellie Walker bequeaths her avoirdupois and height to Ag- nes Toth. Margaret Brennan bequeaths her inability to recognize jokes to Madeline Pleak.

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Page Twenty-one to solve the problem as to Whether or not men have the mental abilities to keep the rights of men's suffrage. Mr. Seymour Snyder is unable to be present because he is in South America managing a large engineering project which is to be the greatest construction which the United States has ever sponsored. A Finally the crowd has dispersed with the exception of two men in wheel chairs that are making their way down the desert- ed isle. The two invalids in the wheel chairs are hardly recogniz- able but we immediately recognize the wheeler to be Miss Lina Hathaway who has nobly given up her position as Chief Operator of the Telephone Exchange of Newcastle, to take care of her for- mer benevolent helpers, Mrs. Ethel Graham and Mr. O. C. Ker- ney, whose health has broken down from the long and strenuous period while trying to get rid of the Seniors of 1928. At the conclusion of this program, Miss Alice Ramge, the so- ciety belle of Washington, D. C., extends an invitation to all the Senior gang of 1928, for a yachting party to be held at her sum- mer home at Palm Beach. This reception will be held to ring in a new decade. R E. M. G. B. B.' B. ' M. L. M. CLING GLANG BANG WERE THE sENIoR GANG WERE THE oNEs WHo RULE THE ROOST WE'RE THE oNEs WHo ALWAYS BOOST - SENIORS! sEN1oRsx sEN1oRs1 You can lead a horse to Water, But you cannot make him drink You can give a Freshie lessons, But you cannot make him think.

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Page Twenty-three Hugh Johnson leaves his art of getting along with the teach- ers to Elmore Wells. 'Ova Yemington wills to Pearlie Roberts, his Ford to use when Little Doc is out of town. Alice Razmge leaves her cooing turtle Dove ways to Charles Kipping. Fred Wegher leaves his shiek like ways to Jimmie Kirk- patrick. Louise Black leaves her chatterbox to Mary Charlotte Wake- man to enable her to hear someone- beside herself. Vina Hathaway leaves her golden locks to Beulah Buchanan. Irma Bacon leaves her popularity with L, A. K. boys to Zoe Musser. Harold Grieves leaves his school girl complexion to Gerald Clinebell. Pearl Pridgeon leaves her teaching ability to Mrs. Graham. Madaline Mas-soglia bequeaths her solemn countenance to Mr. Cooley. Gladys Pridgeon leaves her skill in typing to Fred Jarrett. James Townley leaves his gentle laugh to Rex Burlew. We hereby constitute and appoint said: Superintendent O. C. Kerney executor of this, our last will and testament, and rc- quest that our executor be not required to give bonds for the per- formance of his duty as such. Witness my hand this 2nd day of June, A. D., 1928. SENIOR CLASS A Maurine Pleak. Heard at the Linglr Tournament: Prof. Kerney, sitting on the edge of the bed'Sunday morning, takes out small tin horn, blows it, turns to Frazine and says, Yes sir, Frazine, there's another good toot left in 'er yet. Ruth-You drive awfully fast, don't you? Louis-Yes, I hit sixty yesterday. g Ruth-Did you kill any of them?