Newark High School - Reveille Yearbook (Newark, OH)

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24 REVEILL I picked up another leaf which said that the first gymnasium instructor in the new High School gym will be Romaine Moriar- ty, of the class of '16. One leaf related that Emery Redman and Charles Thompson will go on a canoe trip around the world. And that Edith layman will invent a new keyless type- vriter. This typewriter will be used by Mildred Meridith in writing her book en- titled Travels in Mars. Also I learned that Thomas Dennis will become quite proficient in talking with his hands and will lecture to the deaf. He will take with him on his lecturing tours Helen Stump, whom he will label the best giggler in captivity. I discovered from the next leaf of the oracle that there will be built in future years a subway under Niagara Falls. John McKitrick and Ernest Walters will be em- ployed in this work. The subway will be in order that jitney busses may go from the U. S. to Canada. Indeed, Violet Goss will become a famous jitney bus driver. Then to my astonishment I found that Elizabeth Hazlett and Lillian Seymour will make a cross country tour in their Ford limousine in behalf of the associated chari- ties. However, the last leaf held the most wonderful fates. From it I learned that in 1932 Rudolph Hamann will be appoint- ed Secretary of State of the United Statesg that Warren Weiant will be the presidents valet: that Lawrence Klecker will be the president's chauffeur, and that the presi- dent will be John Pitzer. -ELENORE JOHNSON, '16. CLASS VVILL, Continued from page 22 free and unlimited right of acquiring a thorough and efficient knowledge of French, and with this in view we do most heartily recommend Miss Jones as a most excellent instructor. Sixthly-To Mr. Stimpson we give the free and unlimited right to enter the build- ing at any time during the summer in or- der that he may visit Minerva. Or if he so desres he may, so far as we are con- cerned, take the aforementioned Minerva to his home for the summer and thus have her company perpetually. Seventhly-To the Juniors we bequeath our Senior dignity. our ambition, our school spirit, and the honor of taking any of the Senior studies, share and share alike. Also, in order that said Juniors may possibly be able to run the school bet- ter next year with the help of the faculty than they did this year without itg we do leave to the aforesaid Juniors the entire faculty: and beg to instruct said faculty to he as obedient and dutiful as possible. I'TighthlyfTo each member of the fac- The Exchange department is in receipt of two very interesting war numbers from Vanada, The Vox Lycei, Hamilton, On- tario, and The Blue and XVhite, Rothe- say, B. The editor reports the total number r'f ulty we leave a small but mighty flower- a forget-me-not. V Ninthly-To the new Reveille Staff we leave a most sacred trust, namely. the care and protection of the Reveille. Tenthly-To Paul Moranville we be- queath all gas fixtures and hot air regis- teis throughout the building including the fan in the basement. Lastly-To George Stukey we bequeath the studious ability of our most revered Frank Francis, and also to the above-men- tioned George Stukey we leave full and un- limited right of winning next years schol- arship. In testimony whereof, we have set our hand to this last will and testament at Newark, Ohio, this third day of May, in the year of our Lord, nineteen hundred and sixteen. fSignedJ CLASS OF 1916. Wilbur L. Grandle, Professional Will Maker. Witnesses:- Wilson Hawkins. O. J. Barnes. exchanges as seventy. In a recent num- ber of the Forum there is a very indignant vrite-up on the debate, which we would be glad to let anyone see, who is interest- ed. According to the Forum, Mt. Vernon won, but failed to get the decision.

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