New York University School of Medicine - Medical Yearbook (New York, NY)

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X I I L rl F 1 , , . .. - - ,- ,.-. ,-f,,-f.f. -J-- .. ... .. . A .-. - .+. wr.:-,,w- . . - -:. .., Anatomy and Histology Pediatrics Your Anatomy lab coat. perry ferry Prosection? Do you want to give an I.M., . .so called renorenorigament. boobie? fortuitous section. silirubin 5 laps around the Histo lab . . 16 year old girl with a'cardiac coach? murmur x 14 years. What would P.A.S. . . .Periodic Acid Schiff you do if she wanted to play . . . P for Periodic, A for Acid rugby? Would you operate? If she and S for Schiff . . .P.A.S. . . . wanted to play lacrosse, would Periodic Acid Schiff. you still operate? The investigating finger. Medicine What am I thinking? Infectious, Metabolic, Toxic, Traumatic . . . Routine 4 a.m. fever work up. Howto get from an E. coli UTI to non-pigmented Serratia septicemia in 4 days. The microscope in the A-1 lab! 2 for LFT's,1 for B8tL,1 for CBC1 for ESR.1 for Pro-time,1 for serology,1 for T4, . . .now what brought you to the Hospital? . . . I'm visiting!!l How do you think about Saturday morning conferences? Neuroanatomy Saran raps Microbiology I Parasitology you he lshei PILT Bug and worm flicks We Dracunculus they Treat Kwabs with Kwell. l am giving you these sheets gratis! Psychiatry McFaIlouts Fungi . . .diarrhea . . .and Roquefort The Black Box Cheese. HElGal'1Ol' Exam Number 2, question three. M.D. On October 16th, 1969, V2 of you did V2 What is affect? of the following experiment . . .What were the results of the other M? slowwwww viruses. 'Allegory of the Medical Profession U I Reproduced from Medicine 81 The Artist Mrs Medical by permission of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. ' 1'-: f -1 '1N 3'!'.. , , . ,g, - I!! fgllllg F. e' ' ,ly Ntllllilz Al X , lflfgll llill' 'l.,.u'ff:i-L 6 :ag 1 1' 'I 'Physician as Man Physiology . f.,,4,,r. 1st BHA for this 62 year old squid axon CFR? Gamble grams? porceau en glace Frank-Starling is alive and well and living in Stony Brook. 'fPhysician as Devil 514-LSE!! 3-f2T:v . , ' ' - -- .- .- sci

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'Physician as God Pathology Write an exam . . . put a random number on the exam . . . take a blank sheet of paper . . . write the number on the paper and place it in an envelope . . . seal the envelope . . . sign the seal . . . take your exam, and give it to Gary . . . and give envelope to Department!! Brown out Free radicals. Hyperkeratosis, Acanthosis, and Palisading Epithelium. 8 a.m. Bucket of Organs. 'Physician as Angel . rl Departmental Memories W r'l , N' . liijlf Obstetrics and Gynecology gil + Chandelier Sign Back in the saddle again. . '13-H, F-2 Distressing Room ,gf l You finish the deliver-y, ' ' Pierre Cardin is having a sale.! , Give this lady V.l.P. -M! treatment. 214 Q And the score after 5, Apgar 7. 1 pgvl'-1 TW Clinical Psychiatry Impression: - Paranoid Schizophrenia: - Chronic Undifferentiated - Chronic Simple ll l1Pick onel - Hebephrenic I - Catatonic Dr. Angrist, can l borrow a carton of cigarettes? Pharmacology il-i111 . . . and then you sacrifice the dog!! inject norepinephrine, epinephrine, i l isoproterenol, propranolol, Phenoxybenzamlne, histamine, peanut butter and jelly, cytochrome P450 . . . cut the vagus and run. Genetics li Asparagus!!! lf-V1 Biochemistry I - nn' p uhhhhhhhhh H uhh . .. Bullet Bob or Captain Chemistry W-- Electron Transport Lectures !! According to my 24 hour urine creatinine, I weigh 412 pounds. Wahba v- 'El Surgery If 119. Give me the top 45 causes of paronychia . . . What's that? Why, that's number 15, , down by the chalk holder line . . . , la l want number 1. it Procedure of choice for . lu- is cannulation of the Thoracic Duct. V N Au Contraire Q' Surgery Cn-Call Room ' W Primary indication for a Iaparotomy is the presence of an abdomen. It When in doubt, cut it out. A By my calculation, this patient has burns covering 110'Zs of his body and ' 32'Zs of the man next to him. ' O I! St.

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' WARD ROUNDS QROBERT RICGSJ Reproduced from Medicine 81 The Artist Mrs Medical by permission of the Philadelphia Museum of Art. O -1-. FD 9 Q. 3 CD