New York Military Academy - Shrapnel Yearbook (Cornwall on Hudson, NY)

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ax DELTA SIGMA NU House alta Sngma NlEANINGZ Deerepit Sanctimonious Nobodies. ll FOUNDED: lly numbers 1 and 2 in the front rank and num.ber 4 in the rear rank of the first squad of Company, 21st Battalion ton, D. C. of Coxey's Army at Vlfashing- NLlAlllEli or CHAI-T1-:ksz Rapidly diminishing as the price of tobacco goes up. AIM: To establish a chapter in the South of lreland. To own a good fra- ternity house. Stickers: Wentz keeps the fires. We have a doesn't run. Sc11or..xus1i1P ST.fxNmNc:: All have fallen. Yum.: Hit me again, hit me again. For l, poor fool, joined D S N. bathtub upstairs but the water .-Xt the date of this writing, the above mentioned handful of ,misanthropists and gloom-spreaders is attempting to decide as to what they can possibly do to become recognized as a fraternity. We therefore will attempt to make a few suggestions. First, expel yourselves from your so-called fraternity and take in a brand-new crowdg secondly, chahge your insignia from the commonplace diamond to the sign of the dumb-bell or the like: and, lastly, even tho' you don't wear shirts, keep them on. llarry K. Thaw and Cyp the Blood are the this ant-eating clique of she--lizards and these two because they were too divine, pure. and honest to ll S N snakes. lt is said that D S N has a chapter most distinguished members of men were kicked out long ago associate with those marvelous in Hades. Dlill lES ZEN DOXOLOGY lf you hear of someone, large Who wants to make a frat at Send him right around to us And we will take hiin or bust. 192 or small, i all,

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