New Washington High School - Ne Wa Hi Yearbook (New Washington, OH)

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-1-.1-H -e ee-. -A ex: NE.wA-i-11 I ----f Having a few leisure hours at our disposal, we decided to tour Los Angeles. As we walked down main street we noticed a fashion shop and upon entering we found the proprietress to be none other than another classmate, Dolores Mason. After talking with her for a while we learned that Mary Ann Kimmel is the leading model in the country. When Dolores found out where we were intending to go, she closed up shop and came with us. As we strolled through the park in Los Angeles, we noticed Jim Paylor, Russ Ehrman, Daryl Phenicie, and Don Tippin training man-eating Gyro-mounts from Mais for the circus. We decided that men of such bravery should accompany us on our venture. On approaching the museum we noticed one of the attendants brushing dust off a stuffed Tobor. With a wave of a dusty cloth, Clem Kanney greeted us. Having such skill we thought that Clem would make a good cabin boy on the space ship. It was now nearing supper time. As we walked into a solar-cooled restaurant we noticed Diana Ankney who was working t.he switchboard for mechanical robots to act as waiters. After we had eaten we decided to take her along to cook for us. Since Marlene Hosey is the President of our country, we knew she would be too busy to accompany us. On a billboard in the main part of Los Angeles we saw a poster advertising a school on Mars for scientific fa-rming and introducing the new art of growing anti- toxic-razor plants. The school is under the leadership of Ed Pifher. His main as- sistants are Allen Heydinger, Cy Donnersbach, and Carl Pifher. We decided that they had enough to keep them busy so we traveled on. As we reached the square we heard the piping voice of Theresa Faeth who is a soap box lecturer against alcohol. Her assistants tthey carried axesj were Judy Mc- Carthy, Enid Eckstein, Helen Niedermier and John Stacklin. They had started a gen- uine Carrie-Nation Act. We thought that the axes might come in handy so we re- cruited the little group. l In crossing the square we noticed Jim Ehresman in the store window modeling luminescent isor-skin tailored suits. We knew these suits would help on the dark side of the moon, so we bought one, and took Jim with us. Before we could take off for the moon, a quick trip was made to Holland to enlist the services of Tieman Van Eerten, who was residing there while studying space travel in foreign universities. In Amsterdam we saw Anna Mae Gies busy operating a street sterilizer. She de- cided to try this new contraption, which she invented herself, in Holland. Opon returning to Los Angeles to blast off we found that Gertrude Faeth, Con- nie Millenbaugh, and Doris Lucius had given up their honorary positions as teel-a- mite shellers in the President's kitchen to come along with us. We knew Harry, Wilbur, Charles and Buck had a taste for space clams, but they were out in space repairing a space stationg we decided to radio them on the way out. Ronnie Bishop, who lives on Mars and has gained sufficient wealth from his resin wells, said he would open the market so we could sell our clams as fast as we could dig them. We are now blasting off! Our little band's together, We're headed for the moon, And if these clams are tasty, We will not be back so soon.

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clara-u1s-swim-no-nu1n1uo1lu1so1Il1um N E u - 1 :zxfxintn 1: 11:11 I at 1110+ Richard Nicol leaves his reading material to Charles Hicks, confident he will find it exciting. To Nancy Heydinger and Ann Smith, Theresa Faeth and Mary Pauly leave their neatness and winning ways, on the condition they continue to have many friends. Enid Eckstein leaves her maddening passion for sports to Diane Fike and Carma Heydinger. fDon't get carried away.J To Jan Darr and Ann Yanka, Diana Ankney leaves her witty remarks and hearty laugh on condition that they keep the music department as lively as possible. Don Tippin wills his book on women to Tom Heckerd with the advice It's easier to leave them alone than trying to figure them out. Paul Fike, Clem Kanney, Allen Heydiuger, James Ehresman, and Russell Ehrman leave their athletic ability to Bill Kaple and Bob Studer, knowing they will keep Mr. Robey happy. FIFTH: To Mrs. Brown we leave our wacky definitions hoping Webster wasn't insulted. To Miss Loyer We leave a sigh of relief, another senior class graduated. To lMr. Hershfberger we leave our address books hoping he can find an interesting pen-pa . , To Miss Jobes the senior girls leave their crooked seams, hoping the junior girls can straighten them out. To Mr. Cummins we leave our well copied sheets and artistic designs. h To Mr. Eberwine, the Home-Ec. girls leave their ability to keep the Vo-Ag boys appy. To Mr. Robey the b-oys of '57 leave their ability to skip basketball practice and still get to the District Tournament. To Miss French, Shorthand II leaves their ability to start a good conversation during class. SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY January 23, 1987 On Tuesday, about 12:30, my mechanical robot had just cleared the dinner table and I had reclined in my plex-a-flesh chair when suddenly a picture flashed on the video screen that announces my visitors. Much to my surprise, I saw the face of my old classmate, Richard Nicol, at my door. I let him in and could see that he was very excited. He told me all about his new money-making venture, digging space clams on the dark side of the moon. He asked me whether I would like to join him and since it sounded so daring, I accepted. As we neared the space port we heard the booming voice of William Briegel, the president of Space Lines, Incorporated. Just as we were about to enter his office, out came Paul Fike with a long face. I found out later that he was to be the pilot on this trip. We had made our reservations and decided to recruit others to join us. We boarded a tear-shaped space ship and headed toward the western part of the count- ry. In three minutes we had arrived at Los Angeles where we were to pick up a few additional passengers.

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