New Utrecht High School - Comet Yearbook (Brooklyn, NY)

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Happen If 1 We had larger lockers. Mr. Epsiein's lab experimenfs worked. Mr. Hersh slopped smiling. Swimming Leaders wore bikinis. Mr. Safran could spell. Mrs. Friedberg gol a lelfer of accepiance from college. Mrs. McClenahan won a Merif Scholarship. There weren'+ any Regenis answer bookleis. Mrs. Grau wore her dungarees and her husbands old shirf 'ro class. Mr. Goldenberg really owned Peanul Chews. Mrs. Marinello had laryngifis. Mr. Greenfield had a co-ed searing arrangernenf in his classes. Mr. Davidoff wore brown socks and a yellow suil. Mr. Feingold sfopped sending for parenfs. The secref iclenfify of Lucky Vidac were revealed. Mr. Slosberg didn'+ give quickie quizzes Mr. Pofell had some eccenfricifies. Mr. Epsfein palenled one of his invenfions. Mr. Gordon gracluafed. ll-le's been a senior a long rimel Mrs. Lighfcap had a class or burros. E l .e ll l ' E' , 5 lv ' r mfg -, f sf E r ,jf,' ' , -ll. feng :L . ,wif l 7ix' :i 1 lf Q' 'E REGRET Tdl ANNOUYCE 7 Qmvr, BECAUSE orl E TEC ICAL 5 QDIFVIC LTIESQ JH-IERE WILL BBQ: 5 N0 ENGLISHQ QREGENTS 'rmsl fi TERM l ll V'4. 9',- Baird OF A EJ....ns.,,. , E ii 'i l ff l I - i The Sfudenl' V , Cour+ insfifufed 3' capifal ff? fl X ' A punishmeni. i i fc-E Q ,ffa I i X Y , dia? ' 'Ts' IQ i 'X . 3 ,cr i i cl 4 . ' X 'X fig? X' , , g ,jf gy lg The fencing 'ream made shish- kebab. One Hundred-one

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We had fhe co-ed lunchroom promised by campaigners. 1 5 4 ' T- ., , i i .T -- 1mwrmmm 3 ,fl - l5LWEEDEbUMV Q fWfff!W.W . NO HOMEWORK 2 E 1 X 4 I 'JQ j 2 00 3 aff ,nw ,, . W! ,,, A711 , .5 ,f 4 5 ,. .TWQMW MLW- N0 lfiwsk. a XX 5 '1J'l-1' - aaiiseg, 'Q is X 216 Q -E fT if T 1- N 'nl lf .i -: I ,y- J., l W 'l .. f' ' T Z T I mmf N Q4-1-' Mr. B. Cohen defecfed 'ro Russia. One Hundred What Would Mr. Waldbaum los'r his black boolc. lvlr. Charry forgol lhe school song. Dr. Drachman had been caughl reading a classic comic. More of +he sludenl body could be classified as sane. Mr. Sass' name had been spelled correclly in 'rhe be- ginning. Mr. Davidoff ran for office on The Republican ficlcel. All lhe senior piclures were llaflering. lvliss Gelber really used her guilloline on lhe s+uden+s who 'Failed +o read A Tale of Two Ci'ries. Mr. Safran gof conlacl lenses for his chemical eye. lvliss Gesualdi slopped going lo The opera. The swimming pool were really on 'lhe roof. Gary Lamberl hadn'+ been chorus leader. Mr. Charosh slopped malcing puns. Mrs. Scher wen'r swimming. The Trophies in The lobby were dusled. Every girl who lried oul made Booslers. Mr. Cherniss won lhe Nobel Prize for Lileralure. Mr. Greenfield adrnilled Thai women are The superior sex. Mr. l-lolder gol a llal fire on his bicycle.

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The Fortune Teller's Booth ln a femoTe corner oT The counTy Tair, siTTing in a gloomy and mysTerious booTh is a wrinkled old woman who gazes inTo her crysTal ball and looks inTo The TuTure- our TuTurel The year is I975. JOE TRIPOLI, Tormer Treasurer oT several organizaTions aT New UTrechT, and ALLAN JOHNSON, Tormer sTock markeT messenger, are siTTing in The oTTice oT Their bank while RlCl'llE BRILLER and DON LEVINE. The greaT maThemaTicians, counT money in The adjoining vaulT. STEVE ERANKEL comes in To ask Tor a conTribuTion To The Red Cross and JOAN BAGLIO and ROSALIE CINCO, The bank's capable secreTaries, Take care oT him. Across The sTreeT Trom The bank is JACK MENACl-lE's co-ed nighT club where GARY LAMBERT and The well-known comedian, MARTY COHEN, are rehearsing The opening nighT's show wiTh singers SUE KALKSTEIN and MURRAY OlMBELMAN. Among The celebriTies expecTed To aTTend This opening nighT are STAN SILK and ALLAN HELERSTEIN, The Two noTed denTisTs: STANLEY MACBETl-l WOHL- BERG, one oT The greaTesT Shakespearean acTors oT all Times: and CAROL SIDOF- SKY, whose newesT book is Number One on The New York Times besT seller lisT. lThe Times is now being run by MARY CARPENTER, ANDREA BASTA, and PAUL ZElTLlN.l All-American TooTball player STAN SOFFER and Tormer Miss America, BOBBI LA COVA, will also be aT The opening. Music can be heard in The disTance, and as iT grows louder a parade gradually comes inTo view. Familiar Taces can be seen everywhere. RENZO ADDUCI is play- ing The Trombone and STUART BURTON is The clarineTisT in The band. ROSE- MARIE CONTI and PATRICIA IACONO, The MoTher5 of The Year. have Their children wiTh Them, and DOLORES CUTRO and DIANNA l-lElCl-lEN have broughT Their Third and Tourfh grade sTudenTs To The parade, which is really a presiclenhal campaign Tor DAVE GEFFEN. PreTTy soon The parade enTers The circus grounds. OTT in a remofe Cgfner is 6 TorTune TeIIer's TenT where a wrinkled old woman gazes inTo her crysTal ball and looks inTo our TuTure-which looks preTTy good. PP. One Hundred-Two