New Riegel High School - Hi Lite Yearbook (New Riegel, OH)

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grep Chop Suey, Chow Mein, Hong Kong, Mah long, Sing High, Sing Low, Ringling Brothers. - I've had a circus learning to speak in the tongue of the Orient these last few days. And now I wish to say Goong Hay! Goong Hay is congratulations! - Congratulations to the Seniors of New Riegel High School. The particular reason I wish to say Goong Hay to the Seniors is that I was com- placently smoking my opium pipe the other night when I had some WONDERFUL dreams about the future of our Honorable ONES - you just wouldn't believe some of the things I dreamed up. I saw Arlene Williams dressed all in white, - look- ing just as though she were a bride! But you know here in the Orient, white is a symbol of mourning - and Arlene was crying enough tears to flood the Yangtze! It seemed that her husband had passed away. I didn't quite catch his name - but I think it begins with an And the insurance man, Sing Flat Brose was there to pay her 5,000 yen. - Personally, I thought it was rather heartless of him, when she was so recently bereaved, to show he had a yen for her. And Arlene looked at that 5,000 YEN and burst into tears again. Oh, she wailed, I'd give ONE THOUSAND of these yen back to have my husband back again. In my pipe-dream I saw judith Lauer and her hus- band. They were holding their age well - but their grandchildren called them Gong Goong and Paw Paw in the fashion of the Orient. They own the Comfort Garden Cafe. While I was there a man came in - he looked like Mr. Newcome, and said, Give me a 55,00 dinner. And Paw Paw asked, Do you want it on white or rye? - Yes, they have done WELL. Through the white smoke from my pipe, I saw before me a reporter. Yes, it was Nancy Schlacter. Because of her intense interest in everybody's business and the ability to penetrate where she was not wanted, she appeared to be getting a hot story. - lt seems Mr. Durbin had struck oil in his back yard where he was digging his private swimming pool. As the fog of smoke lifted, my eyes came upon lim Co'let, a right lazy looking fellow. He seemed deeply interested in athletics. He could not be a manager of a ball team, like his former teacher, Mr. Wetta, who had really done well with his team - the Wettaton Road Pioneers, nor could he be a boxer, as his venerable classmate, Roy Hohman, had become. Roy has recently won the title - Crooked Snoozle Hohman. These oc- cupations required too much moving about. So lim de- cided to keep a racing stableg and he has a race track built up the side of the house. His stable of racing snails is brought out every afternoong and while he lies back in a hammock, his faithful snails crawl on and up to victory. It seems Mr. Heistand has a pre-fabricated house he's just put up. He wrote to the Carl Dieckler Company, who sold it to him, and complained about it. None other than Carl himself came out to look it over. Carl took fwcy by IOANNE WANK ONE look and said, Well, heavens, Mr. Heistand, it's SIMPLE! - You've put it up UPSIDE DOWN! OOOOH! sighed Mr. Heistand, - So THAT'S the reason I keep falling oft the porch! While in my unorganized dream, I visited the circus and about collapsed when I saw the ringmistress, An- nabelle Kessler. She showed me around and while so, told me that she had finally reached her greatest aim. She had finally topped Barnum and Bailey, but said she could have never accomplished it without her two live- liest acts - Mrs. Shireman's pet parakeet doing the Chinese wig-walk and Mrs. French's talking dog. Yes, they are really great. Through the smoke I could see Monica Hohman and Anna Theis running a little grocery store they called Everlasting Happiness Shop. I went in -- and all I saw was RICE! RICE on thhe COUNTERS. RICE UNDER the counters. RICE on the SHELVES. RICE in the STORE ROOM. I said, Girls, - you've got enough RICE here to build another WALL FOR CHINA! You certainly must sell a LOT of rice! Well, no, they said, not so much. But do you remember Thomas Goshe? He's working for Louis Hohman's Wholesale Grocery, and BROTHER! can HE sell rice !!l! I saw Catherine Wetzel, Carolyn Hohman, and Theresa Clouse making their debut as the Warbling Birds singing on the Great Wall. Like Humpty Dumpty, they take fall. - Now they warble no more. Mr. Holden has recently announced his new develop- ment. On his 500 acre farm, he has grown there a Chinese Money Tree. It is guaranteed to grow 10,000 yen a year. I-Ie is hoping to plant more when the weather is just right. As the smoke began to circle, I find Donald Fouts to be a salesman, too, I asked him what he sold, and he said SOAP! I asked, 'ils it good soap? Donald answered: Is it GOOD? Why THIS is the soap they use to clean other soaps with when they get dirty! It seems that Mr. Michener no longer believes Co- lumbus' theory of a round world. When he bumped into the Great Wall four different places, he changed the theory to ot square world. .As the smoke trailed through the library, Iere Carrick was sitting at one of the tables. He took the book of wise sayings and looked up the word courting His particular problem was how long girls should be courted. Confucius say: Same way as SHORT girls. I find Miss Witmore to be a dance instructor for the Arthur Murray Dance Studio. I asked her how many kinds of dances there are, and she said: lust two kinds, Formal dances - and the ones where you wear your OWN CLOTHES! My opium pipe was getting smoked out, but I did have one last dream. Donald Borer owns a large paddy - rice field - to you. He's a BIG operator. Has LOTS of hired help and EXCELLENT fields. Lots of birds come in the field though, and they eat the riceg but, of course that cuts into his profits so he has to do something about it. I looked out in one of his flooded fields, and there knee-deep in mud stood a motionless figure. I thought it was a scarecrow to frighten the birds away. I said: Don, that scatrecrow's no good, It doesn't move at all. You ought to tie something on it that would flutter in the breeze and scare the birds away. Scare- crow! scoffed Don. l'Why, THAT'S not a scarecrow - THAT'S MY HIRED MAN - Herman Lucius at work! I must go now. I see our new self-appointed dictator, Charlotte Lonsway, coming down the street in her gold rickshaw. I'd better get out of the wayg you know these woman dictators. ARTHUR BEAN'S MUSIC Pianos, Organs, Band Instruments 147 East Perry Street Tiffin, Ohio Phone 1434 Twelve THE ALVADA ELEVATOR Coal - Feed - Fence - Paint 13110116 15 Alvada, Ohio

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Z'MWlCjCVC!f1SS1'1'l01'fL SOPHOMORES Row l, CL, to Rl Anna Lou Scherger, Marilyn Zender, Du- ane Williams, Nancy l-lohrnan, Ieannette Goshe, Ronald Wag- ner, Susann Rurnschlag, Mary Rose Theis. Row 2, CL. to Rl Michael Hoff- bauer, Edward Tiell, Nancy Kuhlrnan, Eileen Durbin, Dor- othy Borer, Carl Lonsway, Peter Schalk. Row3, KL, to R.J Pa'ricia Rogier, Maurice Reinhart, David Cooper, Stanley Huss, Gerald Kessler, Leo Lucius Kathleen Welborn. Absenti Dwain Elchert. FRESHMEN Row l, tl... to Rl Frederick Logsdon, Shirley Elder, Iohn Mathias, Erma Frank, Herman Wonderly, Mary Bouillon, Shir- ley Scherger, Oleta Lucius, Eileen Borer, Donald Reinhart, Eileen Reinhart, Thomas Wil- liams, Mary Ann Clause. Row 2, KL, to Rl Martha Rein- hart, .Angelo DeLuca, Elaine Scherger, Ann Schalk, Carol Fonts, Mary lane Raitz, Ioyce Gillig, Richard Nye, Robert Smith, Alice Scherqer, Mar- lene Bumb, Audrey Kirin, Bet- ty Lou Hohman, Michael Thiry. Row 3, KL. to RJ Irene Wank, Andrew Brose, Geraldine Kin, lohn Reinhart, Shirley Stein- hauser, Vernice Elchert, Dan- iel Lafontaine, Merle Hohmon, Gilbert Shultz, Anthony Lucius, Paul Reinhart, Sharon Slein- hctuser, Donna Gillia, Bernar- dine Gillig. Absent: Raymond Goshe. Fourteen EGSTORIA NEW CAR SEISLOVE BURIAL VAULT SERVICE cmd Manufacturers of Concrete Asphalt Lined Burial Vaults and Septic Tanks TRUCK DEALERS ASSOC' Ralph P. Seislove Melrnore Road CU S 2247 Fostoria, Ohio Tiffin, Ohio Phone 3116