New Riegel High School - Hi Lite Yearbook (New Riegel, OH)

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grep Chop Suey, Chow Mein, Hong Kong, Mah long, Sing High, Sing Low, Ringling Brothers. - I've had a circus learning to speak in the tongue of the Orient these last few days. And now I wish to say Goong Hay! Goong Hay is congratulations! - Congratulations to the Seniors of New Riegel High School. The particular reason I wish to say Goong Hay to the Seniors is that I was com- placently smoking my opium pipe the other night when I had some WONDERFUL dreams about the future of our Honorable ONES - you just wouldn't believe some of the things I dreamed up. I saw Arlene Williams dressed all in white, - look- ing just as though she were a bride! But you know here in the Orient, white is a symbol of mourning - and Arlene was crying enough tears to flood the Yangtze! It seemed that her husband had passed away. I didn't quite catch his name - but I think it begins with an And the insurance man, Sing Flat Brose was there to pay her 5,000 yen. - Personally, I thought it was rather heartless of him, when she was so recently bereaved, to show he had a yen for her. And Arlene looked at that 5,000 YEN and burst into tears again. Oh, she wailed, I'd give ONE THOUSAND of these yen back to have my husband back again. In my pipe-dream I saw judith Lauer and her hus- band. They were holding their age well - but their grandchildren called them Gong Goong and Paw Paw in the fashion of the Orient. They own the Comfort Garden Cafe. While I was there a man came in - he looked like Mr. Newcome, and said, Give me a 55,00 dinner. And Paw Paw asked, Do you want it on white or rye? - Yes, they have done WELL. Through the white smoke from my pipe, I saw before me a reporter. Yes, it was Nancy Schlacter. Because of her intense interest in everybody's business and the ability to penetrate where she was not wanted, she appeared to be getting a hot story. - lt seems Mr. Durbin had struck oil in his back yard where he was digging his private swimming pool. As the fog of smoke lifted, my eyes came upon lim Co'let, a right lazy looking fellow. He seemed deeply interested in athletics. He could not be a manager of a ball team, like his former teacher, Mr. Wetta, who had really done well with his team - the Wettaton Road Pioneers, nor could he be a boxer, as his venerable classmate, Roy Hohman, had become. Roy has recently won the title - Crooked Snoozle Hohman. These oc- cupations required too much moving about. So lim de- cided to keep a racing stableg and he has a race track built up the side of the house. His stable of racing snails is brought out every afternoong and while he lies back in a hammock, his faithful snails crawl on and up to victory. It seems Mr. Heistand has a pre-fabricated house he's just put up. He wrote to the Carl Dieckler Company, who sold it to him, and complained about it. None other than Carl himself came out to look it over. Carl took fwcy by IOANNE WANK ONE look and said, Well, heavens, Mr. Heistand, it's SIMPLE! - You've put it up UPSIDE DOWN! OOOOH! sighed Mr. Heistand, - So THAT'S the reason I keep falling oft the porch! While in my unorganized dream, I visited the circus and about collapsed when I saw the ringmistress, An- nabelle Kessler. She showed me around and while so, told me that she had finally reached her greatest aim. She had finally topped Barnum and Bailey, but said she could have never accomplished it without her two live- liest acts - Mrs. Shireman's pet parakeet doing the Chinese wig-walk and Mrs. French's talking dog. Yes, they are really great. Through the smoke I could see Monica Hohman and Anna Theis running a little grocery store they called Everlasting Happiness Shop. I went in -- and all I saw was RICE! RICE on thhe COUNTERS. RICE UNDER the counters. RICE on the SHELVES. RICE in the STORE ROOM. I said, Girls, - you've got enough RICE here to build another WALL FOR CHINA! You certainly must sell a LOT of rice! Well, no, they said, not so much. But do you remember Thomas Goshe? He's working for Louis Hohman's Wholesale Grocery, and BROTHER! can HE sell rice !!l! I saw Catherine Wetzel, Carolyn Hohman, and Theresa Clouse making their debut as the Warbling Birds singing on the Great Wall. Like Humpty Dumpty, they take fall. - Now they warble no more. Mr. Holden has recently announced his new develop- ment. On his 500 acre farm, he has grown there a Chinese Money Tree. It is guaranteed to grow 10,000 yen a year. I-Ie is hoping to plant more when the weather is just right. As the smoke began to circle, I find Donald Fouts to be a salesman, too, I asked him what he sold, and he said SOAP! I asked, 'ils it good soap? Donald answered: Is it GOOD? Why THIS is the soap they use to clean other soaps with when they get dirty! It seems that Mr. Michener no longer believes Co- lumbus' theory of a round world. When he bumped into the Great Wall four different places, he changed the theory to ot square world. .As the smoke trailed through the library, Iere Carrick was sitting at one of the tables. He took the book of wise sayings and looked up the word courting His particular problem was how long girls should be courted. Confucius say: Same way as SHORT girls. I find Miss Witmore to be a dance instructor for the Arthur Murray Dance Studio. I asked her how many kinds of dances there are, and she said: lust two kinds, Formal dances - and the ones where you wear your OWN CLOTHES! My opium pipe was getting smoked out, but I did have one last dream. Donald Borer owns a large paddy - rice field - to you. He's a BIG operator. Has LOTS of hired help and EXCELLENT fields. Lots of birds come in the field though, and they eat the riceg but, of course that cuts into his profits so he has to do something about it. I looked out in one of his flooded fields, and there knee-deep in mud stood a motionless figure. I thought it was a scarecrow to frighten the birds away. I said: Don, that scatrecrow's no good, It doesn't move at all. You ought to tie something on it that would flutter in the breeze and scare the birds away. Scare- crow! scoffed Don. l'Why, THAT'S not a scarecrow - THAT'S MY HIRED MAN - Herman Lucius at work! I must go now. I see our new self-appointed dictator, Charlotte Lonsway, coming down the street in her gold rickshaw. I'd better get out of the wayg you know these woman dictators. ARTHUR BEAN'S MUSIC Pianos, Organs, Band Instruments 147 East Perry Street Tiffin, Ohio Phone 1434 Twelve THE ALVADA ELEVATOR Coal - Feed - Fence - Paint 13110116 15 Alvada, Ohio

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Qlass will by CHARLOTTE LONSWAY .After the ceremonies are over, May 29th, the New Fliegel High School Senior Class of 1958, will be a matter of history. It will no longer exist, except as it lives in memories. Therefore, we want to take advantage of this last opportunity to dispose of the great wealth and innumerable possessions we have accumulated over the past four years. So being oi sound mind and memory we do hereby make, publish, and declare this document to be our last will and testament. These things are your legacy, so we want to be sure that they get into the right hands, accordingly, we leave them as specified herewith: To Mr. Durbin, our superintendent, we leave next year to look forward to, by not having to put up with US GUY IHOTS. To Mr. Newcome, our principal, we leave all broken stage properties, and the right to leave his fingernails grow until next year's senior play. To Mr. Wetta, the boys leave all worn out basket- ball suits and the girls leave him peace in the third and fourth period study halls. To Mrs. Shireman, we leave all the knowledge she tried to get into our thick skulls. To Mr. Heistond, we leave all the typing erasers we were not allowed to use and all the paper we used starting over because of errors. To Mr. Holden, the boys in Vo. Ag. class leave their books on Parliamentary Procedure. To Mrs. French, We we should have read. leave all the library books that To Miss Witmore, we leave all torn music sheets, broken music stands, and all the I and II music ratings received in the county and district music clinics. To Mr. Michener, the senior boys in geography class, leave all their girls' phone numbers and their worn out gym shoes. To the senior class had in getting the 1958 To the junior class can iind of value after of '59 we leave all the luck we Hi-Lite ready for press. of '59, we leave anything they everyone else has received his legacy. To the sophomore class of the year 1959 we leave the right to use the undivided attention we gave all the teachers during class and may they use it to their best benefit as we all have. A We wish to leave to the coming freshman class the fun we have known for the past iour years. Louis Hohman leaves his famous profile to Donald Steinhauser, his ability to drive to school on time to Bernard Wonderly. Annabelle Kessler leaves her ability to always say the wrong thing at all times to Phyllis Taylor, her title of gym captain to Agnes Goshe. Iudith Lauer wills her devoted love for expensive convertibles to Eileen Durbin, her ability to giggle at all times to Susann Rumschlag. Carl Deckler wills his ability to sleep through class without being caught to Michael Tiellg his ability to try and talk his way out of a tight spot to Floyd Reinhart. Francis Brose leaves his height to Ioanne Wank, his poetic and romantic abilities to Daniel Osborn. Donald Borer leaves his long list of practical jokes to Harold Logsdon and Gerald Kessler. Charlotte Lonsway leaves her hatred of some men to Kathryn l-lark, her knack for laughing at the wrong time to Ianet Wagner. Carolyn Hohman leaves her out of town day dreaming to Donna Nye, her cheerleading ability to Marilyn Zender. Donald Fouts leaves his inability to keep up in class and the subject of conversation without asking what? to Iacob Reinhart. Catherine Wetzel leaves her interest in college boys to lanice Lauerg her Sunday driving to Rosella Frank. V Iames Collet wills his 26 volume set of books on How to be a Back Seat Driver to Iame Theis. Anna Theis leaves her quiet charm to Annetta Huss and Nancy Kuhlrnan. Theresa Clouse wills her singing talents to Ianice Scherger, her place as co-editor of the Riegelette to Donald Rogier. Herman Lucius wills his long list of feminine ad- mirers to Donald Gerschutz. Arlene Williams wills her diamond to Ralph Theis to use as he sees lit. Thomas Goshe leaves his knowledge of soil con- servation to Theresa Theis and Stanley Huss. Iere Carrick leaves his title of high point man in basketball in Seneca County to Gerald Mathiasg his baseball record to Cletus Reinhart. Monica Hohman leaves her government notes to any future senior who wants them for future reference. Roy Hohman leaves his farming ability to Leonard Brandt and Michael Theis. Nancy Schlochter leaves her ability to go steady to Dorothy Borer, May each of you use your legacy to the best ad- vantage. We do hereby appoint Mr. Durbin, our faculty advisor, to be our sole executor without bond. Done on this twentieth day of March nineteen hundred fifty-eight. Signed MR. EDWARD C. MICHENER MRS. EMMA LAFONTAINE TIFFIN MACHINE HILE DUCK FARM Compliments Of ' CS AUTO PARTS A535 GENERAL SUPPLY 20 E. Market st. Tiffin, ohio SyhieBpeEfkSlQCii2Q2 Tlllln' Ohio Phone 3525-26 R' Righone Ventus E?f?7rgIl,2l2Ohio Eleven

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