New Marion High School - High School Daze Yearbook (New Marion, IN)

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Jokes lContinued7 Where you going, Big Boy? Get out of the way, l'm muscle bound. Slip- This is a rare treat. Slap- Say, I know I don't treat very often, but don't rub it in. Q, , mmuwm 'Yifhere-are you, going with that shovel? -gg ' J 0:--x 'A m going to ury my past. 34 Maximal Man, you need a steam shovel. lymi ONE ACT PLAY .- - -H 6:00 p.m.-Tramp- Madam, I'm straving: . 6:01 p.m.-Old Maid- Kiss me, and l'll give - you a swell feed. 6:30 p.m.-Tramp starves to death. 1 ' ,I milling '4 can't you give me something to eat?' Q1 Xi. eee Bob Crasher- Hey, you're sitting on some jokes I wrote.' John Mart- I thought l felt something funny. They call him the Phantom Player. Why? Because the coach can't see him. Bob Newell- You remind me of Marilyn Miller. Karolyn Meyer- Oh, thank you. Bob Yes, you have the same kind of eyebrows. Run Down- My watch isn't going. Down-'AWas it invited? She was only Tillie the Toiler, but oh how she worked. Miss Relander- How far off from Ee answer to the fiirst problem are you? Homer Davidson- About four seats. Mary Prickett-- What do they call those new round K baggy hats that Kinder is wearing? If lf John Mart- Donno. must be a new type of bean bag. :fin I .UQ I Wifi K Frank Stickann-'AWhat's good for a sprained ankle? lm Doctor- From the looks of it you better try soap and tiff water. 3 gi? l Johnny Yunker- How is your eye, Curly? ' Curly Thompson-A'Much better. thanks. W9 Il I Johnny-'AThat is fine. lhope it will come out all M Q. right' WALL venmq,

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Jokes lContinuedl l'm trying to think of a sentence with the word A'cavort. I give up. I have it. Every morning the milkman leaves us a cavort of milk. The Bobbed-haired girl lon the running board lfilWl1CfC are you goingfh The Slick-haired boy lin the carlf To the barber shop to get my oil Q M changed. D ue Smut- 7 --m , Y Vwfilly- This parting hurts. 5'-6 QQ Nilly- Well, don t bear down so hard on the 5-, +3 comb.' -We-A 1-fa.-?-jf ... Mrs. Wilkinson-'iBt1t do you think my boy -5 'E I A, 9 ' is really trying? ' , g Miss Burtonf Yes. Hugh is the IUOSI trying .X Q 47 boy in school. ,www A Ralph Cokain- John Oliver is just a prince of lf?f--3 -X . -.4 'is a fellow. Bob Comer- Yes, I've often wanted to crown him myself, Biddey I-lulley- You men are all alike. Bob Pixel- Then why do you girls want three or four? Mr. Kendall- What's the smell in the library? Miss Brimacombe- It's the dead silence they keep while reading. Melva Growing tin Economicsj- Smoking is a sin.' Voice lin an undertoneb-- That depends on the brand you smoke. Capt. Barney- I don't like that drummer. Haner- Why? Barney-- Hes beating my time. Ke 4'A brain is onl as strong as its weakest think. P Y Teacher- Name the five senses. Hall Chasey- Nickels It's a known fact that an M.H.S. diploma and a nickel will get you a cup of coffee anywhere. Q Miss Priestf- What makes you think '- F- that Moses was a fraternity man? X ' x f Bill McCoyi Well, wasn't he in the . i K thick of the rushes? VZ, QI L I ? l V X . .. . . i X i Lewis Sage- Say. what is limburger I , cheese composed of?' X X Ed Heck-- lt ain't composed: it's de- , , composed. B '- se w..

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. QM- f- i - ' .3 A. y .,.--.- , in -- . . . l . . G. . I , 1 -J Jokes lg Continuedl What kind of a girl is Gannett? She is the kindofagirlyoucould take home to mother for a cook. Jane Rhue- Your feet show you are a poet. they are Longfellowsf' Bernice Jones- You're getting Vwlhittier and Whittier. Two Old Scotchmen were found crying on a corner recently-crying be- cause they had spent their youth together. Mr. Cole- ls there any difference between addition and subtraction? George Leary- Sum. Soon we will hear that someone framed the 1918 series of the World War. Father- Well, Son, now that you're through with school. I hope that you intend getting down to business. Leo Keim- That all depends on how early l'll have to get down. Dad. Hugh Wilkinson-- Why did your maid quit? Buchanan- We bought an electric ice box. Delilah- Did you see any Philistines today. Sampson? Sampson- I should hope to slay so.' Father-'AAbie, vat you mean by blaying mit metches on de zidcvalk? Come right avay in de store and blay mit 'em. Stranger- What is the name of this town? Mr. Kepner- I couldr1't say, l just teach school here. A Ford is a car that you push up a hill with your left foot. l-le done me wrong. wailed the algebra problem as Jim Grubb handed in his exam paper. . , JT 3 Ano ' Biddems Hulley- I ll have you to know that l've I ,E been insulted by experts. as Jim Snodgrass-'Only an expert could insult you. 1 I IW? ef- 1 Ukey Miller lstrugglingj- You haven't been danc- , f ing long, have you? 17T5rQf' ' I-link Wilson-i'Oh, yes. ever since eight o'clock.' 'c,,,,, ,E' Gu, l-- A Fasi Tvmow Earl Carey- Why doesn't McCoy go over? '- 'A Helen Cross- Oh, he's just a two pun man. The Blonde- The nerve of that girl. She's used my perfume. The Brunette- Oh, the skunk. Huddle system: Three couples in a Ford Coupe.