New London High School - Tiger Yearbook (New London, IA)

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WILL We the Semors of the New London Commun1ty Hlgh of the year 1958 bemg sound 1n mlnd and healthy 1n body do hereby make publ1sh and declare th1s our Last W1ll and Testa ment hereby revok1ng and annulllng any and all w1ll or w1lls by us made heretofore I BOB MCCARL w1ll my qu1et and t1m1d nature to Leona Lyon 1n hope she won t abuse I WILLIS BOZARTH g1ve my halo and w1ngs to ROHDIC Lenz Take care Ronn1e they tarn1sh eas1ly I BOB HAMILTON w1ll my manly phys1que and sl1ghtly used Charles Atlas Body Bu1ld1ng Equlpment to B111 Broeker It does wonders look at me To Don Angstead I DENNIS MCAVOY W111 my gu1tar and blue suede shoes Wow em Don' I DONNA UNDERWOOD w1ll my ab1l1ty to attract boys to Mary Hlllard All It takes 15 dyed red ha1r and a sw1ng to put on your back porch I the blush1ng red rose of the Sen1or class WALTER VVALZ W1ll th1s ab1l1ty to B111 Thomp son who doesn t have 1t I JEAN WALKER w1ll my ab1l1ty to get along w1th worms grasshoppers and boys B1ology class to Barbara Denney To Larry Fane JUDY ELDER w1lls her tr1ps to Mt Pleasant to get her glasses fmed Judy hopes you take better care of your glasses I CAROL GIPPLE w1ll my n1ckname Zsa Zsa to Veronda Carter Carol hop S you can 11ve up to lt as she has SHIRLEY KUHLENBECK W1ll my noon hours to Barbara H111 and L1nda Synnes Don t fall down the Steps your ha1r grow out f1rst Marcla IVA BOECKER the Jewel of the Sen1or class w1ll my long eyelashes to Ken Nehrlng They ll really get those g1rls Ken BILL DENNEY W111 my da1nty and tr1m f1gure to Gary Abr1sz and Karen McCabe You ve got the trlm shape but what about the he1ght I DICK LENZ do w1ll my trombone to Wlndy Bob Burkhart who can never th1nk of any th1ng to say so Say 1IfW1t1'1 muslc I DALE BRISSEY W111 my mckname Parrot' and stra1ght ha1r to J1m Thrash To Errol Workman and B111 Warth I OPAL LYON w1ll my careful dr1v1ng and ten po1nts If you expect to see 90 don t look for lt on the speedometer I WANDARICHENBERGER w1ll my talk1ng ablllty and tall tales to Daryl Brown You are go1ng to have to stay awake 1n study hall to keep ahead of me I LINDA OETKEN w1ll my Sturdy well used penc1l stub to Pat Petzlnger and Dorothy Hoel let s really work up a sweat 1n the Off1C8 next year g1rls I YVONNE CARPENTER w1ll my blcycle to Judy W1ll1ams and Bruce Elder You don t need a llcense and you can save your po1nts To Mac Jones and Carroll Re1d I WANDA JEAN HALE W1ll my eyelash curler Keep up the curls boys I LARRY FARNSWORTI-I w1ll my m1lk route to Bob Snyder who loves th early hours I JIM GRIMM w1ll my late hours to Bob Johnson and Wendell Llnder take advantage of It you re only young once I LUELLA HORN w1ll my art1st1c ab1l1ty to L1nda Kuhlenbeck and Sylv1a Layman Let S see 1f you g1r1s can draw yourself a husband 7 I I I I I I 1 I 1 1 1 . . ' , . , , ' A ' ' ' ' it, I l . ' ' 1 1 . . . H . . I I ' Il ' -- ' ' I , , , . . , y . . . , . . . . I . . I , , . . . . . - , . , . . , ' ' ' ' , , in , . . . I , ' ' ll Il . e I, , ' - ' ' . ' . I, DIANNE WARTH, will my No Curl Home Permanent to Marcia Martin. You better let I, I . . 1 . . 1 , . I, , . . , . . . , , . ' vu ' 11 ' - , , , . ' ' Il I ' ' ' 1 1 - 7 I I ' , . , . l I ' ! I 1 - 1 I 7 , . . . , . . . , D I ' ' I I I I ' 1 1 A U I S ' , , , , I Y I '

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PROPHECY The date 1S 1980 Th1ngs have changed SIHCS 1958 when WILLIS BOZARTH graduated We now f1nd h1m about to make a change 1n rout1ne and fly around the world mstead of h1s usual tr1p around the fourth rnoon of Jup1ter We see h1m f1y1ng over the terr1tory wh1ch used to be called Iowa The ent1re M1dwest became w1lderness w1th the great m1grat1on to the metropohs and b1g c1t1es 1n 1974 The weather 1S bad and Bozy 1S golng to have to make an emergency landlng near h1s old town unt1l It blows over He lands h1s P 6666B on a small r1ver near some old ru1ns He sees moxement ID the bushes along the bank' Then a face' He 1mmed1ately recogn1zes lt as an old classmate WALTER WALZ He qu1c1Qly goes to meet h1m and later 1n h1s small qua1nt house 1n the once thr1v1ng c1ty and emp1re of Lowell wh1ch the Walz s domlnated they talk of old t1mes When the m1grat1on to the c1t1es took place Walter refused to g1VE up h1s emp1re Walter pours quest1ons to Bozy about the cn IIIZBIIOH and h1s old classmates Bozy w1ll1ngly relates the follow1ng story LARRY FARNSWORTH ' and h1s accomphce BOB MCCARL were ex1led when they were caught bootleggmg Chev1es to the motor1sts after they were banned from pubhc use as hazzards on the h1ghways 1n 1976 DIANNE WARTH now flles her own DC84 transport between Ind1a and New York Recently shc crashed somewhere 1n Afr1ca She radloed back that she had found the most renown m1ss1on ary of the decade LINDA OETKEN worklng among the more c1v1l1zed cannlbals DICK LENZ and DENNIS MCAVOY' went together and now operate the L Sz M Nursery Rhymes Co Denms wr1tes and D1ck 11lustrates One of the1r better known ones IS Humpty Dumpty stepped on the gas Around the truck he tr1ed to pass But Humpty Dumpty d1dn't croak You see he had a hard bo1led yolk SHIRLEY KUHLENBECK 15 the operator of the largest g1rls camp 1n the country She 1svery wealthy from her enterpr1se At the entrance to her camp 15 the s1gn Camp She She For G1rls SIX to S1xty DALE BRISSY has become the world s foremost author1ty on women s ha1r styles HIS book THE THERAPEUTIC VALUE OF THE PERMANENT WAVE ON THE PHYSIC BEING 15 a classmc JEAN WALKER has won great fame over the rad1o For a long per1od of years she has been m1stress of ceremomes on the Schmaltz Bun1on Cure Program better known as the Puffed Feet Hour JIM GRIMM has returned from one of numerous tr1ps to Afr1ca He has brought back al1ve a rare genu1ne 6 foot yellow halred ha1r l1pped Ubangl DONNA UNDERWOOD' 1S sanltary eng1neer and ch1ef garbage collector of San Quentln She 15 also a well known authoress of the book EAT WELL AND GROW SLIM IVA BOECKER 15 a famous colum1st for the Super Duper Snooper of Dodge C1ty Kansas She and famous Wyatt BILL DENNEY pract1cally control the Greasy Mugg Saloon ROBERT HAMILTON now wrestles under the name of T1ny Bob as a m1dget wrestler fwhlch 1ncluded 80 pounds and underl In the w1nter he plays for the Globetrotters LUELLA HORN and YVONNE CARPENTER are wa1tresses 1n the f1rst and only space restaurant OPAL LYON fo1low1ng 1n her teacher s footsteps M1ss Pearson became a typmg teacher She hopes to make a fortune at It as d1d her predecessor WANDA RICHENBERGER 1S a top saleswoman who sells bobby p1ns to bald headed women 1n the small town of Pxmple Idaho JUDY ELDER 1S now 11v1ng lav1shly 1n a New York penthouse Wh1le there she 1nvented rubber teeth Her advert1s1ng slogan 15 Use Elder's rubber teeth and always have a snappy come back CAROL GIPPLE 15 now a yodeler 1n the Sw1ss Alps She went to Swltzerland to take up rnak1ng Cuckoo clocks but because she became so fascmated w1th yodel1ng she made lt her l1fe s work She has made a fortune out of yodel1ng Sens1t1ve people pay her huge sums to remaln s1lent I ve managed to keep track of all the old group except WANDA HALE ' I Just can't trace her W1th that statement Walt calls out Darl1ng come here In the doorway appears Wanda Walz and her s1x ch1ldren completlng the plcture of the class of 1958 6 ' ll ll' ' ' ' ' I . ' . 3. -- . 9 J l ' , . ' VI ll 'y ' ' ll H ' ' YY I ' ' ll ll ' ll ll ' ' A . . . . . - H IV ' A ' l 1 ' 11 ll ll I , ,, H. . , . , . . . ,, - . . , ' ' ll I1 ll I ' I ' ' . , , . IV ll ' ' ' ' ' 11 VI ll ll ' ' ' I I - Y - Y - ' - I 0 ll ll' ' ' , . YI YI ' H ll 11' IV ' ll ll ll YI ' ' ' ll YI ' ' I ' ' ll ll' ' - , . H ,,. .. . . . . ' I ' ' ' ll . , - Il ll H' ' ' ' 3 1 - 5 Ill ll I ' I il ' ll ' ll , .

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CAROL GIPPLE: Class Officer 4, Tiger Staff 4, Glee Club l-Z-3-4, Mixed Chorus Z-3-4, Class Play 3-4, Marching Band 3-4, Student Council 4, FHA 4, Girls Bas- ketball l-2-3-4, Volleyball 4. DIANNE WARTH: Class Officer Z-4, Informer Staff l-4, Tiger Staff 4, Librarian 1-Z-4, Glee Club 2-3-4, Mixed Chorus 2-3, Class Play 3-4, Marching Band 1-2-3-4,Small Groups 2, Dramatics 1-Z-3, FHA 4, Cheerleader 4, Girls Basketball l-Z-3, Softball 4, Volleyball 4. OPAL LYON: Class Officer 4, Mixed Chorus 2-3-4, Glee Club 1-2-3-4, Small Groups 4, Tiger Staff 4, Librarian. DICK LENZ: Class Officer 3-4, Informer Staff 3, Tiger Staff 3-4, Class Play 3-4, Con cert Band 3-4, Marching Band 3-4, Small Groups 3-4, Football 1-2-3-4, Ba-sketball 1-Z, Track l-2-3. 8 SENIORS