New London High School - Tiger Yearbook (New London, IA)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the Seniors of the New London High School, or the year 1949, being sound in mind and healthy in body, do hereby make, publish, and declare this our Last Will and Testament, hereby revoking and annull- ing any and all will or wills by us made heretofore. KATHLEEN PITZER wills her height to Suzanne Weasel on condition that she doesn't exceed six foot two. MARVIN THOMAS wills his hunting dogs to Verlee Boyd, hoping that she doesn't mistake them for wolves. DONALD WARTH wills his feet to Betty Prehm, and gives her his sympa- thy in buying shoes. DORIS EAGLES wills her ability to be funny to Jerry Vice, with the hope that he shall become the life or the party?? BONNIE TAEGER wills her slimness to Joan Crabill, who she is confident will put it to good use!!! ELENORE DAVEY wills her lonely days to Earl Miller for the coming year, knowing that they shall make up for lost time in the near future?? MARI CATHERINE CALLOWA! wills her ability to make cat cells to Ellen Jones, providing she uses them only at basketball games.. JANET EDWARDS wills her hair combing to Hayward Rogers, who she knows will put it to good use. JEAN EDWARDS wills her method of walk- ing to Donna Dodde, providing she wears tight skirts. MARVIN THOMAS wills his scholastic ability to Bernita Weigert. CECIL WHITTLESE! wills his ability to make noise to Janet Prensa, with high hopes! GAIL MAXBERR! wills his curly hair to Donald Farrington along with a Toni set. ESTHER ANDERSON wills Dayton Thornburg the Lowell Road providing he keeps it in good shape. GWENIVERE HANKS wills her flute playing to Camille Beettie, knowing that she will go far? TERRY KILBOURN wills his art ability to Harold Massey and Jerry Vice hoping they'll be as great a success!! MARY ANN HANSON wills Charlott e Golliday her calmness in basketball decision37? SADIE BALL wills her meekness in Biology class to Wanda Harris. Ha! Ha! WILLIAM WILLIS wills his basketball ability to Howard Knott and Dick Gholson, hoping they too become stare? DAN BROWN wills his nick name bone crusherI to Dale Orr, providing he goes out for football next year. KATHLEEN PITZER, wills Marilyn Garrick her figure, on condition that she doesn't diet! PATSY WHITE wills Don Prsuss her fishing ability hoping he catches a ten-pounder: BILL CORNWELL wills his paper route to Dorothy McKeag, advising her to get some comfortable shoes. DAN BROWN wills Berdita Mosbey his acting ability, hoping she gets the Academy Award. RONALD ECKEY wills his painting ability to Frank McKasson who knows he can trust him with it. JACK FAIRLIE wills George Elliott his driving ability, providing that he uses it within a year. DICK POLLOCK wiIls his time keeping at basketball games to Peggy Putney, who he Knows will do a good Job. FATS! WHITE wills ClirrOrd Brown and Dayton Thornburg her ability to get along with teachers, knowing that they each lack in this reapeot. GAIL MAYBERRY end GWENIVERE HANKS wills Andy Breuer and a certain Mt. Pleasant girl, their going steady.. In witness whereof, we have hereunto set our hands this our Last Will and Testament, at New London, Iowa.

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CLASS PROPHESI Looking ahead into the future ten years, we see the Class of '49. The following are bits of information enn- cerning each of the members of this famous class. The first stop on the list is the Lowell brain mill' where we find ESTHER ANDERSON teaching the fundamentals of catfish to all the little Lowellites. Next we venture over to the Colton mansion, where we find DORIS EAGLES and Lyal Colton happily tending their six little Colton'e. Eeny, Meeny, Miny. Moe, Joe, and Percival Sylvester. Next we venture to Broadway, where we find SADIE BALL oo-etarring with CECIL HHITTLESEY in the famous Broadway hit, 'Tobacco Reade. Wait, I think I hear milk cane rattling. Yes, you guessed it! It's MARY CATHERINE CALLOWAI and Jim Cox waiting to pick up the milk of the local big-time farmer, WILLIAM WILLIS. William is operator of the famous Sunset Dairy,' the largest dairy farm this side of Skunk River. ELENORE DAVEY has now taken oven the Eckles Food Market and has established branches in Danville Lowell, and Jimtown. JEAN EDWARDS has Joined the Metr0politan Opera and has run Margaret Truman out or business. JANET EDWARDS has taken over her secretarial duties for the famous mayor of Jimtown, TERRY KILBOURN. RONALD ECKEY, the famous long-ehot artist, has now risen to the position of coach at Steven's Academy for girle. GAIL MAYBERRY has taken over Kennedy's Dairy and GHENIVERE BANKS helps him on his daily milk route. MARY ANN HANSON has graduated from nursee' training and in her spare time is coaching the famous I'Big-I-lill Globe Trotters.' DONALD HARTH has become quite famous as a radio announcer and 1e quiz master for the local Quiz Kids Program.ll DICK POLLOCK, paper carrier for 'The Burlington Hawkeye Gazette has been awarded with a small cart to carry his papers in, while BILL! CORNWELL. another carrier, has become a member of the Hawkeye Staff and has added a daily column entitled, I'Born One Hundred Years Too Soon.' DANIEL BROWN tEone - crueheri has opened a school for boys where he guarantees to make a man out of a mouse in seven easy lessons. BONNIE TAEGER has taken over her mother's Job of making cakes and tries to keep her husband, MARVIN THOMAS, from feeding them to the dogs. JACK FAIRLIE has finally paid enough in to the Gateway to take the place over and has hired PATSY WHITE as chief vocalist, with 'The Cowboy Caravan.' KATHLEEN PITZER, unable to find a suitable man , in now residing in a cabin at Oakland Mills. Thus ends the prophesy for the Class of '49. May they all live up to their expectations and be missed by everyone Of uae

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