New London High School - Wildcat Yearbook (New London, OH)

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Eleanor Paramore and Loueida Smith are the joint owners of A Beautician Salon. They have just discovered a new type of hair-cut, but the government has forbidden the use of it. So they are content with making buns. Parker's Pizza House is really booming. Virginia has had so much ex- perience from eating pizza during high school that this just couldn't help but succeed. Hollywood's most eligible bachelor and play-boy is lim Pierce. But true to his motto, Love them and leave them, he is still single. Carl Stober has the country's best research farm. Now he is working on a type of corn that can be harvested just during school hours so the agri- culture class can get out of school. Sondra White is the country's top consultant for fashions. All fads have their beginnings with her. Darrell Stoner broke all records by running 99 V2 yards for a touch-down in the latest Brown's game. What was so heart-breaking-it was for the Wrong team. Eunice Westfall now owns 512, of the stock in the Lehman's and Westfall Pastry Corporation. Since purchasing the 51st stock, the corporations name was changed to Westfall and Lehman. lean Wargo still hasn't made up her mind whether to be a nurse or a teacher so now she is teaching nursing. The only trouble is when the girls get together for a hen party. Doug Fetterman is now Bob Cummings assistant. The only bad part is Doug develops the pictures while Bob dates the girls. Life is full of problems! Ralph Weiner has the combined occupation of being President of all Hot Rod Clubs and journalist for the New London Times. His column is entitled How to Win and Influence Hot Rod Drivers. Nita Zimmerman has fulfilled her dreams by being elected Teacher of the Year. She gives all the credit to the New London FTA. Iudy Switzer has achieved the record of typing lOO words a minute while twirling a baton. We knew her abilities would take her places. Bill Pierce is teaching history at one of our famous Universities. All the students hear about is the Civil War. ln order to pass the course, they must firmly believe that the South should have won. Rosemary Hileman has been doing the LUCY show in LUCY'S absence. We knew those jokes would get her somewhere. Ioan Schneider has opened her own school. The requirement is that you must take at least seven subjects. David Burner has been appointed head engineer on the satilite. Now he may wear his engineer boots all the time instead of just on Saturdays. Herbert Knapp is the manager of the Ohio State basketball team. He gained his experience from high school days. Ioyce Skala is an all around Private Secretary. Big executives don't know what they would do without her. Oliver Close has a lumber school. The members must yell TIMBER real loud in order to pass the course. Wilma Marett has invented a machine that will make money without work- ing. Some day she will win a prize for that. The Winner of the Nobel Prize for Medicine was Tom Porter. He invented a drug that takes the place of gasoline. Sponsored by Ferrell-Gardner Wood Products

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CLASS PBCPHECY As I watch television l suddenly notice that my favorite show, What's My Line, is on. To my surprise l discover the contestants are members of the Class of l957 of New London High School. The first contestant is Louise Anderson. She has a job which really suits her perfectly. She can come in at noon so she can sleep in after those big nights. ' Frances Baxter has an interesting line. She is the only nurse in the United States that gives painless shots. Hazel Benear has just returned from her trip to Europe which she won in a Singer Sewing Contest. Because of his driving ability and record, junior Bennett has just been appointed Patrolman in New London. He has promised to let his classmen off easy. lean Cawrse is a life saver for all typing students. She has invented a typing eraser that cannot be detected on typing budgets. This invention has made her a heroine among all students. After playing his first basketball game in Madison Square Gardens, Carl Chandler has lengthened the court by two feet. Have you heard of the model home? The woman of the house is Connie Collingwood. She is feathering her nest with Bob and her children. Clarence Coy and George Ray have established a drag strip in New Lon- don. This saves much money that had previously been spent for tickets. Their cars have equalled unbelievable records. To the astonishment of all, one of the panelists on the show is Edgar Crabbs, the famous comedian. He was always a card in class. Pauline Denger is the manager of a Bridal Shop. She has complete charge of the planning of a wedding. It is rumored that she will be the new editor of Modern Bride. Since her graduation from college, Iudy Emch has returned to NLHS as accompanist for all solos and the choir. That answered the question as to who would play the piano when she graduated. After working summers at Ward's, Eddie Hamilton now has an office of his own fully equipped with a time-clock that will punch 7:00 and 4:00 just any time it is punched. The mystery guest on the show is the famous Iudith Hauser. She gained her recognition by performing MacBeth . All her experience was from her senior English Class. Have you recognized the bubbled laughter on many television shows? Without a doubt we all know that it belongs to janice Holkenborg. We knew that some day her giggles would be heard from coast to coast. Harolyn Hyatt has returned to New London High School after graduation from college. She teaches all commercial subjects. Her slogan is Let's get those fingers going. Iudy Martin has used her restaurant experience to help her obtain a chain of restaurants all around the world. Her specialty is fried fish, thanks to her experience at the Senior Supper. Doris Harding is America's finest executive secretary. She topped off by marrying her boss. Now she really manages the business. Richie Nestor is coaching in Clarksfield University. He has a special letter for all boys who have had an appendix operation. Susan Guscott has a special air line between Fitchville and Florida. Cf course the only stopping place is Marietta. Sponsored by D. B. Barnes Clothing and Shoes

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CLASS WILL ARTICLE I We, the Class of l95'7, being of reasonably sound mind and memory, do hereby make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament. To Mr. Anderson, a chorus that will sing Knot talk? when he wants them to do so. To Mr. Bacon, a year's supply of the loudest tles imaginable. To Mr. Bender, an automatic machine to sign detention slips. To Mr. Chamberlin, a bus ot his own to take his field trips. To Mr. Clinger, a tree period so he could relax tor once. To Mr. Collier, a freshman science class who will do reports willingly. To Mrs. Hatzel, more girls to capture honors in style shows. To Mrs. Hainline, oitice help that will type the menu perfectly. To Mr. Ierry, Senior girls who attend their gym classes. To Mr. Laborie, eligible girls who know enough to be quiet. To Miss Larkin, the best oi luck in her new line ot lite. To Mr. Machles, more instruments to fill out a well-rounded band. To Mr. McGowan, a group ot husky boys for Iunior high sports. To Mr. Myers, a winning combination in basketball. To Mr. Perlick, a senior English class that will hold it down to a dull roar. To Mrs. Pierce, more trips to tell her class about. To Mr. Schacht, a bunch of seniors who will let him have a little sleep on the senior trip. To Mr. Smith, all sorts of wierd insects tor biology experiments. To Mrs. Smith, a shorthand class that knows their shorthand better than we did. To Mr. Williams, a new radio for art class. To the cooks, a whole lot ot new menus. To the bus drivers, cotton for their ears due to the noisy students. To the Ianitors, students who will leave a room orderly. To the underclassmen, we leave the wonderful times experienced in New London High School. CLASS WILL ARTICLE II I, Louise Anderson, will my old beat up baton to Carol Cowie. May she have as much fun with it as I did. I, Frances Baxter, will to Iudy Finkel my seat in Symphonic Band and my ability to act as it I were smart so the teachers will give me good grades. I, Hazel Benear, will to Bernice Fowler, the right to skip study hall with- out getting caught. I, Finley Bennett, will all my school skipping to my Uncle Paul Young and brother Ioe. I, David Burner, will to Buck Staples, the right to be as lazy as me and do the least as he wants to. I, Iean Cawrse, will to Loretta Hall and Ann Funk, the right to have all night PJ. parties any time and all the time without disturblng their parents. I, Carl Chandler, will my ability to Gerald Geiger to run into walls and not get hurt.