New London High School - Wildcat Yearbook (New London, OH)

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CLASS WILL ARTICLE II I, Art Campbell, will my basketball ability to Orville Collins. l, Howard Data, will my hobbled legs to D arre l Stoner. I, Slzirley Byron, will my part time noon job to Loretta Hall. 1, Dean Emerson, will my run-down battery to Richie Nestor. l, Bruce Upton, will the privilege of pedaling a bicycle to school each clay and arriving on time to any Junior who needs it. I, Doris Poole, will to the twirlcrs the right to leave the bandstand at will during football games. l, Donna Foster, will my complete self-control to Betty Wolcott. I, Dorothy Story, will my detention hall seat to Nancy Blaha. 1, Glen Stewart, will one dilapidated Tattler Room to Jim Pierce. 1, janice Oney, will my good nature and red hair to Connie Collingwood. I, Darty Dunn, will to Randy Bender my skill in basketball. I, Anita Westfall, will my naturally curly hair to anyone with straight hair. 1, Bill King, will the title of Yard Boy to Doug Fetterman. I, Barb Patclien, will my skill of erasing on typing budgets and still getting good grades to Pauline Denger. 1, Fritz Sauer, will my school ties to any Junior boy having the desire to dress up daily. l, Sue Case, will my excess height to anyone who needs it. I, Barbara Blaha, will my natural blond hairs to Jean Cawrse whenever she wishes to wear them. I, Carol Meyer, will my free afternoons to Susan Cuscott. 1, Bev MeQuate, will my ability to chew gum in class to any nervous student. l, Pat Perkins, will all my delinquent detention time to Sondra White. 1, Louise Denslow, will my desire to skip gym classes to Mary Lee Richards. 1, Barbara Stone, will my antiquated alarm clock to Louise Anderson. 1, Joyce Franklin, will the right to date Columbus boys to I-Iazel Benear. I, Luetta Gaton, will my quietness to Sue Shanefelter. l, Howard Kessler, will my good grades in Industrial Arts to Herb Knapp. l, Betty Stiles, will my fondness for skipping study hall to Harolyn Hyatt. I, june Ryan, will my griping in Mr. Clinger's class to Ginny Parker. Sponsored by West End Greenhouse

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CLASS PRGPHECY Barbara Stone is the fashion editor of that new magazine Whazit. Her latest stvle is the bottomless shoe designed to help the poor sole. Poor Doug Tulk. He had the misfortune to get shipwrecked on an island that is inhabited by women only. He is the first white man they ever saw and so they made him their ruler. That is a shame, isn't it? Brace Upton is the owner and chief mechanic of the Upton Bicycle Shop. His jet-propelled Job with three wheels and power steering and brakes has just made the front page of Mechanics Illustrated and he is being mentioned in the same group with Henry Ford and Thomas Edison. Anita Westfall was recently voted Miss Typewriter of 1976.9 One of her qualifica- tions was that she could type 300 words a minute. This seems unbelieveable but Anita did it, blindfolded too, just for kicks. Rosalie Wilson has become quite a celebrity as Roarin' Rosalie, the Heavyweight Champion Woman Wrestler. Her favorite hold is the Fitchville Fling which has broken the bones of a lot of her opponents. CLASS WILL ARTICLEI We, the Class of 1956, of the High School of New London, in the County of Huron, in the State of Ohio, being of sound mind and memory do hereby bequeath to the faculty and undergraduates of this venerable institution, the following: To Mr. To Mr. To To Mr. To To Mr. To To Mr. To Mr. To Bacon, a new and wittier General Math Class. Bender, a cooperative detention hall. Mr. Chamberlain, an insidiously quiet Sth period study hall. Clinger, an errorless set of robot Typing II students. Miss Frank, automatic tardy excuses for Seniors only. Girton, a quieter and squirtless Senior home room. Mrs. Hatzel, a new and sharper class of Senior Home Ee. girls. jerry, a winning combination for the next football season. Laborie, a better behaving Chemistry Class. Miss Larkin, a Spanish dictionary for each student of Espanol. To Mr. Machles, a snappy band for the State Contest. To Mr. McGowan, another Junior I-Iigh Championship. To Mr. Myers, a varsity team that will win the tournament trophy. To Mrs. Pierce, a group of intelligent English students. To Mr. Schacltt, an annual staff that arrives on time. To Mr. Smith, a whole pile of completed work sheets. To Mr. Williams, an artistic art class. To the cooks, a spotless cafeteria. To the lms drivers, a bus full of quiet students. To the janitors, students who will keep the drinking fountains clean. To all undergraduates, we leave a full and happy high school life. Sponsored by D. B. Barnes Clothing 81 Shoes

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CLASS WILL I, Margaret Meloy, will my seat in concert band to Frances Baxter. I, Orlie Close, will brother Oliver the ability to study my books. I, Barbara Stiles, will my natural blonde hair to Cleo Bartow. I, joan Koolwn, will my skipping typewriter to Jeannie Burton. I, Donna Davis, will my art of skipping school to Eunice Westfall. I, Margaret Hess, will my numerous excuses for tardiness to any in need of them, I, Marie Springer, will my position in concert band to Sandy Sutherland, a capable freshman. I, Roalney Streng, will my left guard position on the football team with the accomph Linying black eyes and bloody noses to George Ray. I, Dave O'Hara, will my nickname, Pisa to anyone who wants it. 1, john Marett, will my space helmet and secret ring to Cary Bonney. I, Cal Cole, will my ability to run from 4th period study hull to the cafeteria line without getting caught to Ed Franks. I, Doug Tulle, will my senior books to Edgar Crabbs. I, Janice Bauer, will a new typewriter to Mr. Bender for the school office. I, Ruth Keifer, will my power to run to school to another late sleeper. I, Roger Fowler, will the ability to change the subject in Mr. Cirton's class to any Capable Junior. I, Susan Lawreiizce, will my position as head majorette to the girl or boy who wins in the twirling tryouts. 1, Rosalie Wilsoii, will my strength to beat up any boy bigger than I to Rosemary VVilson. I, Ron Runklc, will the chance to work at Funk's and be a stable boy to Virg Burner. 1, Art Franks, will my nickname of Fearless,' to Fred Weiner. I, Don Clzanaller, will the pleasure of driving to school every morning to Carl Chandler. l, Riclzaral Bilton, will my disturbing influence in Mr. Clinger's class to Clarence Coy. I, Lila Heitselze, will the privilege of goofing off to Nita Zimmerman. I , I-Iowarol Cramer, will all my wrecked cars to Moose Stober. I, Tom Burrows, will my 230 lbs. for the left side of the line to Tony Denslow. I, ,lim Brown, will all my women to the Park Avenue Boys. Sponsored by Eastman Funeral Home