New London High School - Wildcat Yearbook (New London, OH)

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CLASS PRGPHECY Barbara Stone is the fashion editor of that new magazine Whazit. Her latest stvle is the bottomless shoe designed to help the poor sole. Poor Doug Tulk. He had the misfortune to get shipwrecked on an island that is inhabited by women only. He is the first white man they ever saw and so they made him their ruler. That is a shame, isn't it? Brace Upton is the owner and chief mechanic of the Upton Bicycle Shop. His jet-propelled Job with three wheels and power steering and brakes has just made the front page of Mechanics Illustrated and he is being mentioned in the same group with Henry Ford and Thomas Edison. Anita Westfall was recently voted Miss Typewriter of 1976.9 One of her qualifica- tions was that she could type 300 words a minute. This seems unbelieveable but Anita did it, blindfolded too, just for kicks. Rosalie Wilson has become quite a celebrity as Roarin' Rosalie, the Heavyweight Champion Woman Wrestler. Her favorite hold is the Fitchville Fling which has broken the bones of a lot of her opponents. CLASS WILL ARTICLEI We, the Class of 1956, of the High School of New London, in the County of Huron, in the State of Ohio, being of sound mind and memory do hereby bequeath to the faculty and undergraduates of this venerable institution, the following: To Mr. To Mr. To To Mr. To To Mr. To To Mr. To Mr. To Bacon, a new and wittier General Math Class. Bender, a cooperative detention hall. Mr. Chamberlain, an insidiously quiet Sth period study hall. Clinger, an errorless set of robot Typing II students. Miss Frank, automatic tardy excuses for Seniors only. Girton, a quieter and squirtless Senior home room. Mrs. Hatzel, a new and sharper class of Senior Home Ee. girls. jerry, a winning combination for the next football season. Laborie, a better behaving Chemistry Class. Miss Larkin, a Spanish dictionary for each student of Espanol. To Mr. Machles, a snappy band for the State Contest. To Mr. McGowan, another Junior I-Iigh Championship. To Mr. Myers, a varsity team that will win the tournament trophy. To Mrs. Pierce, a group of intelligent English students. To Mr. Schacltt, an annual staff that arrives on time. To Mr. Smith, a whole pile of completed work sheets. To Mr. Williams, an artistic art class. To the cooks, a spotless cafeteria. To the lms drivers, a bus full of quiet students. To the janitors, students who will keep the drinking fountains clean. To all undergraduates, we leave a full and happy high school life. Sponsored by D. B. Barnes Clothing 81 Shoes

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CLASS PRGPHECY I-Io hum! Boy, am I sleepy! Oh, I mustn't forget Susan Law're1f1.ce. Remember Tommy Twaddle's soda fountain, It seems Susan and another soda jerk, Glen Stewart, have formed a company and bought out Tom. And from what I remember, they were really rolling in the dough. john Marett is professor of history and space travel at Fitchville Tech. One of his main objectives has been to change the name of the city of Fitchville to Marettville and he has quite a backing, too. Bev McQuate and Mag Hess, who once might have had visions of becoming nurses, changed their minds fast when they were offered jobs counting money in the local branch oi' the U. S. Treasury. Some people have all the luck! VVham! Boom! Peg Meloy is at it again. She is the official setter-offer of the fireworks at Rochester. In her spare time, she puts pennies on the track of the NYC railroad. From the far-off regions of Saudi-Arabia comes word of a great discovery of oil, Pure oil, that is. The noble discoverer of this is Dave O'Hara. He insists he found oil by means of a Geiger counter but we have our doubts. Ianice Oney is busily engaged in giving square dancing lessons to the Eskimos. She 1.'an't complain about being cold because one of the foremost engineers of our time, R011 Sfrreng, has invented a system of makirg heat from snow and ice. I-le also trains for the coming Oylmpics by running around the North Pole. Barbara Patclzen is a stock car pilot and is pushing her 1976 Ford to speeds reaching nearly 200 miles per hour. Down hill that is. Pat Perkins and Dorothy Story are employed by joe Portaro's Beauty Salon. They are experts in the field of hair-dyeing, having had much practice while in high school. You never could tell what color their hair would be the next day. Doris Poole has her own troupe of majorettes called the Poolettesl They are world famous and are now getting ready to tour Russia. Watch those Reds' blood pressure rise! Ron Runkle seems to have taken over his former employer's construction business and has yard-boys of his own. The President called him up the other day and wanted a road built to England so you probably won't see him around here for a while. june Ryan has taken over Clarksfield by storm with her invention of the electronic telephone dial. F-ritz Sauer is the leading man in his field of baking. His most famous delicacy is Vienerschnitzel bread. No one up to this time has known the secret formula for this concoction. Marie Springer is happily married and the mother of 11 chidren. When asked why so many children, being a lover of athletics, Marie replied, This way I have enough for :i football, basketball and baseball team all in onef' What about the band and cheer leaders? The Stiles sisters are recently employed by the Toni people and no one seems to know Which has the Toni? VVC know it is Betty or is it Barbara? Maybe we didn't know after all. Sponsored by Ferrell ond Gardner

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CLASS WILL ARTICLE II I, Art Campbell, will my basketball ability to Orville Collins. l, Howard Data, will my hobbled legs to D arre l Stoner. I, Slzirley Byron, will my part time noon job to Loretta Hall. 1, Dean Emerson, will my run-down battery to Richie Nestor. l, Bruce Upton, will the privilege of pedaling a bicycle to school each clay and arriving on time to any Junior who needs it. I, Doris Poole, will to the twirlcrs the right to leave the bandstand at will during football games. l, Donna Foster, will my complete self-control to Betty Wolcott. I, Dorothy Story, will my detention hall seat to Nancy Blaha. 1, Glen Stewart, will one dilapidated Tattler Room to Jim Pierce. 1, janice Oney, will my good nature and red hair to Connie Collingwood. I, Darty Dunn, will to Randy Bender my skill in basketball. I, Anita Westfall, will my naturally curly hair to anyone with straight hair. 1, Bill King, will the title of Yard Boy to Doug Fetterman. I, Barb Patclien, will my skill of erasing on typing budgets and still getting good grades to Pauline Denger. 1, Fritz Sauer, will my school ties to any Junior boy having the desire to dress up daily. l, Sue Case, will my excess height to anyone who needs it. I, Barbara Blaha, will my natural blond hairs to Jean Cawrse whenever she wishes to wear them. I, Carol Meyer, will my free afternoons to Susan Cuscott. 1, Bev MeQuate, will my ability to chew gum in class to any nervous student. l, Pat Perkins, will all my delinquent detention time to Sondra White. 1, Louise Denslow, will my desire to skip gym classes to Mary Lee Richards. 1, Barbara Stone, will my antiquated alarm clock to Louise Anderson. 1, Joyce Franklin, will the right to date Columbus boys to I-Iazel Benear. I, Luetta Gaton, will my quietness to Sue Shanefelter. l, Howard Kessler, will my good grades in Industrial Arts to Herb Knapp. l, Betty Stiles, will my fondness for skipping study hall to Harolyn Hyatt. I, june Ryan, will my griping in Mr. Clinger's class to Ginny Parker. Sponsored by West End Greenhouse