New London High School - Wildcat Yearbook (New London, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY Bette Evans is still operating her dancing school. Iler latest dance is a mixture of the Bunny I-lop, I-lokic Pokic, Fish, and the Charleston. Dianne McCullough, the famous actress on Broadway, recently completed an engage- ment in New London. She is starring currently in Left With the Cale. Nancy Logan, the abstract artist, is teaching in art school. Her latest prize-wining cre- ation was madc by her pct cat Foo-Foo , who walked on the canvas with itsr paint-cover? cd feet. Sally Nlarett, known for her speed in typewriting, is now working part time for the Von Schnible Truck Company as well as caring for her family. Velma King and Esther Keller are two of the nation's best stenographers. Their com- bined speed records have never been broken. It now stands at 399 c.w.p.m. joe Wolfe, who is constable over in the growing Village of Rochester, has never let a crook slip through his clutches. Isle always catches them with his hot Ford. The surgical ward of the new New London Hospital is now under the supervision ef Dr. Marlene I-Iumphrey. Two of her capable assistants are Lauretta Snyder and Joan Bil- ton. A frequently-heard remark in this department is May I cut in? Joanne Ward, better known as the brain, is working as a secretary in an experimental laboratory. She married the lab technician. Keith Robbins, after graduation from Ohio State, purchased a 350-acre farm next to the farm of Royce Ganz. His Berkshire hogs escape into Royce's orchard and eat his ex- perimental orange-apples. Shirley Knudsen, always inspired by Mr. Clinger's lectures on the May Company, is now their chief accountant. Jim Pierce, who received his Ph.D. in Education, is an English professor at Vassar. During the summers he sa i ls his raft to the Polynesian Islands to visit his native girl- friends. Larry Granneman has recently been promoted to art editor of the Saturday Evening Post . It is said that Larry argues loud and long with retired Norman Rockwell over the effect of his paintings. Bob Wolfe has attained financial success as owner of the doughnut hole factory located in the old school building at Rochester. Have you seen Hedda I-lopper's latest hat creation? The latest style, a bird's cage with a live parakeet inside, was designed by Joyce jackson. Wilmer White owns that big farm just south of New London. The White Rectang- ular Farmn is experimenting on Kentucky Blue grass-trying to make it green. Mabel Ward, still working hard, has traveled to France and is taking a cooking course at one of the most famous cooking schools in the world. Rose Varga also traveled to France with Mabel. She has to keep slim because she is modeling for Dior. Mabel has helped Rose Varga by developing a chocolate sundae with very few calories. With this review of the accomplishments of the Class of 1955, we cn conclude but one thing. We are proud of every one of the members of this class on this, the twentieth anniversary of their graduation. We can only guess at the happenings of the next twenty years, but we know that everyone of them will continue to strive to do his best. Sponsored by Waldorf Studio

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CLASS PRQPHECY Charles Lindenau and Jerry Brandal are managing an enormous gas station at East 33rd and Walker Blvd. in prospering New London. lhe profits have been of such a nature that future plans include an oil well in Texas for a direct supply of gasoline. Holland Burton, star center for the New York Knickerbockers, is still going strong. just last evening he pumped in 40 points in a play-off game. Because of her hard, honest labor in a dime store, Ella Mae Crandall now manages an entire chain of dime StOI6S across the nation. Charlotte Poole, one of the leading hair stylists in the country, has a television program on weekdays CChannel 892. This show appears in 3-D, color, and panorama. Royce Ganz, owner of a 10,000-acre farm in Tennessee, is presently trying to cross a Florida orange and an Ohio apple. The results are discouraging, but the future looks brighter. Ted Hardy won a football scholarship to Georgia Tech. As you all know, he has re- turned to New London High School as football coach and has turned out his first winning football team. joe Gorsuch, because of his mental aptitude, finished business school in six months. After graduation, he promptly organized a large adding machine firm now known as Gor- such and Sons. Their largest model weighs two tons Cfor adding large figuresl Shirley Delamater has obtained an lVl.A. in education and still plans to teach elemen- tary school, although at present she is rearing her own family of six. Clyde Hotchkiss, owner of Clyde's Super-Duper Super Market, has drawn the nation's attention with his atomic-powered shelf fillers. The entire store is manned by atomic robots. Clyde's future plans include building another of his super markets on the moon. Soon after graduating, Phil Schneiter attended a welding school in Cleveland and grad- uated vvith honors. He has done several special welding jobs across the nation and pres- ently is working on a pipe line in Arabia. Dick Morey, the New York millionaire playboy, claims to have dated every girl east of the Mississippi. He is taking the next plane to Las Vegas to start on his western engage- ment. Jane Weaver attended a stewardess school and at present is assigned to the run between New London and Capetown, South Africa. Stanley Switzer, the famous charter-boat owner from Florida, has been promoted to Captain of the U. S. S. United States. His first day on board ended in disaster as he ordered the ship backed into a dock. Paul Porter, now a chemical engineer, was a crew member of the first space-ship to the moon. There he has recently opened his own laboratory which is located adjacent to the second crater on your right. Beverly Hartman, a very industrious girl, has two part time jobs. She is one of the smiling girls on the Jackie Gleason Show and also models bathing suits in lVlacy's store window. That low-flying airplane turning somersaults over New London yesterday was piloted by Bill Gregory, now a daring stunt pilot. At the county fair this year, there appeared a fabulous darcdevil driving show, The Searestersn. The partners in this extravaganza are Dick Searight and Stan Tester. Sponsored by Ashland Sanitary Dairy

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CLASS. WILL lVe, the Class of 1955, being of a sound and brilliant state of mind, do hereby make decree, and publish our last will and testament. We hereby bequeath to the faculty some of our most valued possessions: To Mr. Schacht, a scholarship team that will bring back the highest honors for N.L.l-LS. To Mr. Glinger, a completely new typing department full of new equipment. To Mrs. lrlatzel, several hundred bolts of material to make an unlimited number of dresses. To Miss Hartford, a quiz bee team that will be undefeated. To Mrs. Rumbaugh, a new duplicator machine, so she can manufacture unlimited numbers of detention slips. To Mr. Laborie, a chemistry class that will not blow themselves up. To Mr. Maehles, a choir that will excel at the state contest. To Mr. Smith, a hundred-foot roll of paper, so he can make new wall-paper for his biology class. To Mr. McGowan, an undefeated junior High track tream. To Mr. Bender, a school full of students who do not get detention slips. To Mr. Bacon, a large economy size compass for demonstrating problems to the me- chanical drawing class. To Mr. Jerry, a gym full of new equipment to aid the excellent football team. To Mr. Myers, an unruly eighth grade math class. To Mrs. Pierce, a fresh new Seventh Grade class that is, as usual, lost in the vast halls of N.L.H.S. To Mr. Jones, another quiet American Government class. To Mr. Griffith, another very unruly Ag class. To Mr. Williams, another well-equipped art room, complete with archery shop. Furthermore, we, the Class of 1955, do hereby bequeath some of our most cherished possessions and memories to the students. I, Ioan Bilton, will to Donna Davis, my ability to stick up for Greenwich. I, Rose Varga, will my cheerleading skirt to a successful cheerleader of next year. I Velma King, will to Wanda Knapp, my typewriter and the right to type stencils for lNlr. Glinger. I, Ella Mae Crandall, will to Barbara Blaha, the ability to play first trombone in the band. .- I, Bill Gregory, will my height, every inch of it, to anyone who can use it. I, Paul Porter, will my pear-shape to Tom Day. Sponsored by Eastman Funeral Home 7