New London High School - Wildcat Yearbook (New London, OH)

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i.. fl if I CLASS WILL A ARTICLE I We, the seniors of '54, will to: Mr. Wable-a trackman who can make the one-hundred yard dash in 9.8 seconds. Mr. Schacht-a new public address system so that the morning announcements Can be heard more clearly. Mr. Bender-Students who will willingly make up time. Jean Rumbaugh-A senior class that will not need as many absence and tardy excuses as this class did. Miss Hartford-a pocket grammer book for each English student so that they don't never speak bad English. Mr. Sobers-American history and government students who will have their current event questions written out before class. Mrs. Hatzel-A Home Ec. class that will not burn its cookies. Mr. McGowan-Enough strong Atlas jr. high men te have a winning football and bas- ketball team. Mr. Clinger-a second year typing class who will type their law budget to perfection- without the help of an eraser. Mr. Machles-A silver baton and a new album of Peter and the Wolf . Mr. Thorburn-F.F.A. officers who can keep order in the meetings so that parliamentary procedure can be carried on as in contests. Bus drivers-A sound proof enclosure to sit in when they drive the searchers for knowl- edge to and from school. Cooks-Upperclassmen who will sign up for lunch. Janitors-Students who will not mark the walls and throw paper on the floor, or leave the pencil sharpeners full. The Juniors-Mr. Sobers, who will teach them to be as gracious-charming-obedient- tactful-good-looking-intelIigent-trustworthy-lovable-courteous-and sophisticated as .we are. Mr. Williams-A cord of wood and a ton of clay for his next year's art class. Mr. Bacon-A mechanical drawing class that will not play darts with the dividers. Miss Shaffer-We leave a new mop and a can of Drano for the lab. Mrs. Pierce-Students who will take trips this summer so they may intelligently discuss the geography of the United States. ARTICLE I I l, Dick Hines, will to Paul Porter, my position on the Tattler staff. l, Phil Hopkins, will to Jack Hubbard, my ability to make small explosions in chemistry lab. I, Bob Weaver, will to Dick Morey an extra day in the week to catch up on lost sleep. l, lrene Earl, will to Patty Parker the right to be the most traveled senior, living, as we do, on our backwoods estates. l, Erwin Scheder, will to Fritz Sauer, the right to be an exchange student to Germany. l, Shirley Randleman, will to Charlotte Poole my excess weight. l, Duane Davis, will to Lyle Moffit the right to sit in art class to see that others work. l, Barbara Ellinwood, will to any first year typist the one typewriter that doesn't skip in typing class. l, Gerald King, will to my brother Bill, my speaking ability. I, Virginia Ray, will to any needy art student my art ability. l, Jim Kearney, will to Joe Wolfe my appetite. l, Gaylord White, will to Jack Hubbard the wonderful times and sometimes- headaches of being editor of the Tattler . Good Luck, Jack! I, Mary Lou Garrison, will to Pauline Denger my late, late hours to stay out and have fun. I, Dale Luxon, will to Howard Duta, the right to play ping-pong during classes. Sponsored by New London Dairy

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H1 11 ,-.x V I XX. CLASS PROPHECY Out Texas vvay, Tom Nestor is a millionaire cattle man. It's rumored that it takes him two weeks just to get to his barn. rl he new University of Fitehville, one of the top ten colleges in the United States, has finally got Gordon Marett, former head of the athletic department at Harvard, into their employment. Flash! VVC have just received the information that jane Griffin has won the elec- tion. She is the first woman president. Watch out, men! Gerald Case is the swimming instructor at an exclusive hotel outside of New York City. He earns enough money to buy a small estate and keep it in good condition. Guess who broke the sound barrier just the other day? None other than Dixie Hyatt, the new test pilot for Douglas Aircraft. Carl Cawrse and Fred Gibson are famous agriculturalists. They have developed a new type of onion that doesn't smell. While going through Germany, we heard a lot of American slang. We learned that Erwin Scheder is teaching it in the schools of Germany. Mary Lou Garrison and Dorothy Ryan are the heads of a hospital for sick and in- jured animals. They performed an appendcctomy on a snake recently and all went well. jim Kearney has just got in touch with Mars with his short wave set. VVC hear that he plans to go there and teach them how to soup up an atomic car. The oscar for the best production managers went to Allen Keifer and Dick Hines. VVe must admit that their job on CBS TV has warranted such an award. Marilyn Massie now has her own line of cosmetics. Her latest product is a vanish- ing cream for people with double ehins. 'Edgar Denger is another Barney Olficld. He drives ear No. 33 in the stock ear races at the VVorld's Stock Car Races. His most daring stunt is driving the car off I1 five-story building onto a frozen lake. Don Everman and Dean Hansen are wealthy oil men in Arabia. The only time we see them is when they come home for a River Rat reunion. Carolyn Ray is finally the proud owner of her own Holstein dairy farm. She man- aged to buy it because of her discovery of a cow that gives 20 gallons of milk per day and requires no care. Gerald King, state flight patrolinan, has stated that his favorite pastime is giving tickets to pilots who swoop too low and frighten people. Dale Springer is the author of a new book, Auto Repair-Before and After . He started on his way with the development of a motor that will go 200 miles an hour. Nathan Potts now owns a new type of store called the Self-Serve Farm Machinery Market . His policy is that, in return for the use of the machinery, they must work five acres of his land. The publisher of that national magazine Outdoor Life that is sweeping the coun- try in popularity is Clinton Randleman. The editorial in the last issue was entitled, Distinguishing Points in Wornis for Better Fishing . The famous sportseaster is Roger Hamer. I-le is in great demand all over the na- tion, but has declined all offers for one night so that he might broadcast the VVellington- New London football game. Dale Morey has invented and is a manufacturer of a typewriter that docsn't make mistakes. All typists are forever indebted to him. By designing her own dresses, Shari Dill has gained her claim to fame. She now designs wardrobes for the ten best dressed women in the world. Ferrell - Gtl1'!l71Cl' - Custom Cabinets

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I 1 J f CLASS WILL I, Creighton Staschke, will to Rodney Streng my great ability to play football. I, Dorothy Ryan, will to Pat Parkcr my ability to hold my temper while playing basketball. I, Morris Wolfc, will to Royce Ganz my right to raise Izroilers for the Farm Bureau. I, Carolyn Ray, will to Velma King, Esther Kellar and Lauretta Snyder, the many good times on the school bus. l, George Benear, will to Howard Cramer, the right to have his head shaved every spring. l, Betsy Western, will to future librarians, the library ke I, Edgar Denger, will to Clarence Coy, the right to go with any girl that he wants as long as I approve of her. Y. l, Gloria Chase, will to Shirley Delamater and Dianne McCullough, the habit that I have acquired through high school of being late to everything. We, Dean Hansen, Gordon Marett, Tom Nestor, Don Everman, will to Jim Brown, Tig Runkle, John Marett, and Dave O'Hara, respectively, our positions in the River Rats . l, Marilyn Frank, will to Joanne Ward, the right to thoroughly enjoy the senior year and lot the grades come as they may. I, Allen Keifer, will to Ted Hardy, the right to pull curtains any time he desires. I, Betty Showers, will to the halls of New London High School my many happy memories I, Clinton Randleman, will to Royce Ganz, the right to make four touchdowns in a football game. I, Roger Harner, will to Darrel Stoner my ability to rough up in basketball games and not get caught. I, Dan Bauer, will to Larry Granneman, as a senior the right to argue with any teacher. I, Fred Gibson, will to Bob Wolfe the right to make and break all the hot rods he wants. I, Jerry Franklin, will to Jerry Brandal my place as the slew foot of the basketball team. I, Nathan Potts, will to Rolland Burton my good grades in American problems. l, Jane Griffin, will to Anita Westfall my ambition to learn to drive. I, Dale Morey, will to Darrell Stoner my position in the New London High School Band. l, Shari Dill, will to Bertha Anderson the r' ht t 'h as long as she wants. ig o go wit whomever she pleases and for I, Oron Wilcox, will to Joe Wolfe my way of getting out of study hall. l, Marilyn Massie, will to any girl the right to skip school without getting caught. I, Bill Randeman, will to my brother John, my speed. I, Gerald Case, will to Keith Robbins the right to get the attention of the senior class in home room every morning. I, Carl Cawrse, will to George Marett one well-used set of tires for his car. l, Ralph Westfall, will to Don Jackson, my gun and coon dog. We, Dixie Hyatt, Lucille Atkinson, Vivian Conklin will to next year's cheerleaders some well-worn lungs. I, Dale Springer, will my Florida tan to anyone who is so lucky. Sponsored by D. B. Barnes, ClOff1i7'Ig and Shoes