New London High School - Wildcat Yearbook (New London, OH)

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H1 11 ,-.x V I XX. CLASS PROPHECY Out Texas vvay, Tom Nestor is a millionaire cattle man. It's rumored that it takes him two weeks just to get to his barn. rl he new University of Fitehville, one of the top ten colleges in the United States, has finally got Gordon Marett, former head of the athletic department at Harvard, into their employment. Flash! VVC have just received the information that jane Griffin has won the elec- tion. She is the first woman president. Watch out, men! Gerald Case is the swimming instructor at an exclusive hotel outside of New York City. He earns enough money to buy a small estate and keep it in good condition. Guess who broke the sound barrier just the other day? None other than Dixie Hyatt, the new test pilot for Douglas Aircraft. Carl Cawrse and Fred Gibson are famous agriculturalists. They have developed a new type of onion that doesn't smell. While going through Germany, we heard a lot of American slang. We learned that Erwin Scheder is teaching it in the schools of Germany. Mary Lou Garrison and Dorothy Ryan are the heads of a hospital for sick and in- jured animals. They performed an appendcctomy on a snake recently and all went well. jim Kearney has just got in touch with Mars with his short wave set. VVC hear that he plans to go there and teach them how to soup up an atomic car. The oscar for the best production managers went to Allen Keifer and Dick Hines. VVe must admit that their job on CBS TV has warranted such an award. Marilyn Massie now has her own line of cosmetics. Her latest product is a vanish- ing cream for people with double ehins. 'Edgar Denger is another Barney Olficld. He drives ear No. 33 in the stock ear races at the VVorld's Stock Car Races. His most daring stunt is driving the car off I1 five-story building onto a frozen lake. Don Everman and Dean Hansen are wealthy oil men in Arabia. The only time we see them is when they come home for a River Rat reunion. Carolyn Ray is finally the proud owner of her own Holstein dairy farm. She man- aged to buy it because of her discovery of a cow that gives 20 gallons of milk per day and requires no care. Gerald King, state flight patrolinan, has stated that his favorite pastime is giving tickets to pilots who swoop too low and frighten people. Dale Springer is the author of a new book, Auto Repair-Before and After . He started on his way with the development of a motor that will go 200 miles an hour. Nathan Potts now owns a new type of store called the Self-Serve Farm Machinery Market . His policy is that, in return for the use of the machinery, they must work five acres of his land. The publisher of that national magazine Outdoor Life that is sweeping the coun- try in popularity is Clinton Randleman. The editorial in the last issue was entitled, Distinguishing Points in Wornis for Better Fishing . The famous sportseaster is Roger Hamer. I-le is in great demand all over the na- tion, but has declined all offers for one night so that he might broadcast the VVellington- New London football game. Dale Morey has invented and is a manufacturer of a typewriter that docsn't make mistakes. All typists are forever indebted to him. By designing her own dresses, Shari Dill has gained her claim to fame. She now designs wardrobes for the ten best dressed women in the world. Ferrell - Gtl1'!l71Cl' - Custom Cabinets

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rfyqy fl l X . ffj rf, if CLASS PROPHECY Lucille Atkinson is now running a supersonic jet airline service between New Lon- don and Florida. Ralph Westfall is a designer of ultra-modern cars. His latest creation is a car made entirely of transparent plastic. He can examine the motor without raising the hood. I The new Miss Typist of the Universe of 1956 is none other than Irene Earl. She made a net of 250 words per minute. If you would like to buy a good, trained coon dog, go to the school for the training of Coon dogs run by Duane Davis. VVe just heard one of his prize pupils treed a coon and then climbed up after it. just finished making a tour of Italy are Julius LaRosa and Marilyn Frank, now star- ring on Broadway. Marilyn ean't speak Italian, but she thinks that Italy is a very in- teresting country. ' ' Gaylord White is the editor of the NEW YORK TIMES. He has a small Cadillac business for after hour amusement. The owner of the Sleepy Girls' Hotel is Gloria Chase. She decided that after her sleepless parties, some quiet, comfortable place was needed. Bob Weaver has become a world famous lecturer. On one of his trips to Europe. he was asked to go to the castle of the King of Siam. We hear that he soon will finish his lecture series to the Kingis children. Betty Showers has an agency in New York to help prospective brides in the plan- ning of their weddings. She also owns an exclusive flower shop on Fifth Avenue. Phil Hopkins, a physical eulturist, is the model for the Atlas muscle-building ads. Barbara Ellinwood is the world famous trainer of wild animals. She just made a movie called I Brought 'Em Back or Hard Fight, Mom, But I VVon . Dale Luxon is the owner of the Pack-em and Stay Packed meat company. He worked his way up from pickling pigs' feet. Shirley Bandleman is now a teacher of the home economics department in good old NLHS. She has a small, modern home for the girls to put to practical use. The star quarter-back for the Cleveland Browns is Creighton Staschke. VVe heard he made six touchdowns in one quarter. lVIorris VVolfe is the head mechanic For General Nlotors. He just invented an inr- visible windshield for people who do not like to clean them. As a reward for her excellent work, Virginia Ray has just been chosen the head in- terior decorator for the White House. Oron Wilcox is the owner of the famous VVilcox Brick Farm. He started by mak- ing a brick outdoor fireplace and just eouldn't stop. Vivian Conklin is an instructor at a cheer-leading school for midgets. It gives her confidence to be the tallest girl there. VVC find that jerry Franklin has received his engineering degree and owns his own company which is presently building the first sky scraper in New London. It is to be the tallest in the world. Since Bill Bandleman has always liked to fish, he now owns his own fish hatchery. There will be no problem of where to go fishing, Bill. Betsy Western finally got her driver's license.. She now runs the Betsy-Drive Carefully driving school. In his chemical experiments Dan Bauer has developed a new substance that will eat anything. He has just one problem -- he hasn't discovered a container for it yet. The expert, the one-and-only George Benear, is the official head shaver for television wrestlers. Ilis newest cut -- the shave-it-all . Sponsored by Knapp Shoe Store

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i.. fl if I CLASS WILL A ARTICLE I We, the seniors of '54, will to: Mr. Wable-a trackman who can make the one-hundred yard dash in 9.8 seconds. Mr. Schacht-a new public address system so that the morning announcements Can be heard more clearly. Mr. Bender-Students who will willingly make up time. Jean Rumbaugh-A senior class that will not need as many absence and tardy excuses as this class did. Miss Hartford-a pocket grammer book for each English student so that they don't never speak bad English. Mr. Sobers-American history and government students who will have their current event questions written out before class. Mrs. Hatzel-A Home Ec. class that will not burn its cookies. Mr. McGowan-Enough strong Atlas jr. high men te have a winning football and bas- ketball team. Mr. Clinger-a second year typing class who will type their law budget to perfection- without the help of an eraser. Mr. Machles-A silver baton and a new album of Peter and the Wolf . Mr. Thorburn-F.F.A. officers who can keep order in the meetings so that parliamentary procedure can be carried on as in contests. Bus drivers-A sound proof enclosure to sit in when they drive the searchers for knowl- edge to and from school. Cooks-Upperclassmen who will sign up for lunch. Janitors-Students who will not mark the walls and throw paper on the floor, or leave the pencil sharpeners full. The Juniors-Mr. Sobers, who will teach them to be as gracious-charming-obedient- tactful-good-looking-intelIigent-trustworthy-lovable-courteous-and sophisticated as .we are. Mr. Williams-A cord of wood and a ton of clay for his next year's art class. Mr. Bacon-A mechanical drawing class that will not play darts with the dividers. Miss Shaffer-We leave a new mop and a can of Drano for the lab. Mrs. Pierce-Students who will take trips this summer so they may intelligently discuss the geography of the United States. ARTICLE I I l, Dick Hines, will to Paul Porter, my position on the Tattler staff. l, Phil Hopkins, will to Jack Hubbard, my ability to make small explosions in chemistry lab. I, Bob Weaver, will to Dick Morey an extra day in the week to catch up on lost sleep. l, lrene Earl, will to Patty Parker the right to be the most traveled senior, living, as we do, on our backwoods estates. l, Erwin Scheder, will to Fritz Sauer, the right to be an exchange student to Germany. l, Shirley Randleman, will to Charlotte Poole my excess weight. l, Duane Davis, will to Lyle Moffit the right to sit in art class to see that others work. l, Barbara Ellinwood, will to any first year typist the one typewriter that doesn't skip in typing class. l, Gerald King, will to my brother Bill, my speaking ability. I, Virginia Ray, will to any needy art student my art ability. l, Jim Kearney, will to Joe Wolfe my appetite. l, Gaylord White, will to Jack Hubbard the wonderful times and sometimes- headaches of being editor of the Tattler . Good Luck, Jack! I, Mary Lou Garrison, will to Pauline Denger my late, late hours to stay out and have fun. I, Dale Luxon, will to Howard Duta, the right to play ping-pong during classes. Sponsored by New London Dairy