New Lexington High School - Lexingtonian Yearbook (New Lexington, OH)

Text from Pages 1 - 90 of the 1934 volume:

SATELLITE 19 SATELLITE 34 ▼ Published by the Senior Class, New Lexington High School New Lexington, Ohio 1934 SATELLITE 34 1 9 March On Who touches a hair of yon gray head Dies like a dog! MARCH ON! he said.” Whittier's Barbara Frietchie” During the stress of the Civil War when this great republic was nearly torn asunder, there was one woman who so revered the flag that she snatched it ere it fell to the ground and waved it fearlessly before the enemy and, thus commanded such respect from the southern general that he ordered his men to March On. Deep within the heart of each was a patriotic love of flag and country. Today, in this same country, torn not by war but by economic disaster, there is like need for shining patriotism; there is a far cry for valiant ones to March On. To this challenge of the day, the Class of 1934 of New Lexington High School makes willing response, and through sacrifice, offers this humble publication as its pledge to continue to March On.” Page Four Dedication Because they have furthered our every desire to advance, we, the Class of 1934 of New Lexington High School, respectfully dedicate this volume to the Faculty, to the Board of Education, to our parents, and to Mr. Fay Newlon who so willingly tendered us financial aid. SATELLITE 34 Progress I ERA ADMINISTRATION 9 II ERA FACULTY 13 III ERA THE SENIOR CLASS 17 IV ERA ATHLETICS 35 V ERA MUSIC ........................... 43 VI ERA SOCIETY 47 VII ERA WIT 53 Page Six • • OtOAOE MOAPJS ofssislant fc UQf (ft KATHARINE HERANSTEIN Syxielff eiCltrty LOUIS PAGE C?{aI± C' SATELLITE GIL EAT UNOEKWOOO £cU4or . Cfuet EDGAR NSW LON JQiAdifte u Afa ag t JACK PIT 2iePs- OEKTAUDE FANKHAUSER. GAIL KUHN sarah seese. C L4 ftot iy' JOHN ADAMS yj-Cttoiiasts SATELLITE 34 Louis;: Shcrest, Class Adviser I'our years ago the Class of Nineteen Hundred Thirty-four elected as their Adviser Louise Secrest. Lor each succeeding year she lias been overwhelmingly chosen to be chief Guide and Pilot of this enterprising class. She will carry the best wishes of this class with her no matter where she may be in the future. Pag e Eight ft mm mfxsrn XV', !i .yJ-'-:-v, r' . , yJJSiXtoi aJrpki 3 'Hirv;':. i Lu! 1 ‘ A—uK I V v % V-‘ - . «S- . . . %l I jjwSB •ftw.rUuA SATELLITE ADMINISTRATION 34 19 —------------------- SATELLITE THOMAS W. MORGAN, Superintendent B. S. in Ed., Ohio University, 1921 In 1922 there came to this school a young man from Ohio University who began his duties as instructor of Physical and Social Sciences. Meanwhile, in that same year a group of boys and girls glimpsed the A, B, C s, and Spelling for the first time. As this group was progressing; slowly making its way to the top; this man was also progressing and in 1924 we find him principal of the New Lexington High School. In 1930 this same group, now young men and women, entered the unknown realms of High School. At the same time this man was raised to the highest position in the school system by being chosen Superintendent of the New Lexington Public Schools. The Senior Class of nineteen hundred thirty-four feel singularly attached to Mr. Morgan not merely because of our simultaneous rise year by year; but because of his wise and kindly counsel which has always been ours for the asking. So, saddened at the thought of having to be severed from his sympathetic influence, we, the Senior Class of Nineteen Hundred Thirty-four, express our sincere admiration and esteem for a gentleman of character and an understanding schoolmaster. P.ii'e Ten kw d0. U k til: _ i -•. r r ' 4V :k iJJMv. ovv v ii vJiTtl! H . • fr ti i i .r iftt Hi ' � rr. p S i m m -v ! • M£- Ml ®! H ffip - V ,• ; ■ ITS •,, • . • •• ’.i ' A � !. •a0!l k M'liM ii fi ff« !!J',' '-'t '■' ’ if •J hn ii|K V'fKIMAv� va : ; : : ■ •i! V,.«i; 'u, ■■• jiiiuu'1 ii2� «wwffi� 0IK5! K 'U 34 1 9 SATELLITE----------- MYRON H. FOWLER. Principal B. S. in Ed., Rio Grande, 1926 In 1926 Myron H. Fowler was selected as athletic coach and instructor of History and Government in the New Lexington High School, lo us as to the community this quiet man was an unknown quantity. Within a short time his ability, devotion to duty, and his loyalty to the school was recognized and praised by all. In 1930 his three year record of achievement was rewarded through his selection as principal. We were awed by this man's stern exterior. However through four years of association we realize his intrinsic understanding and sympathy. We are grateful for the appreciation of sincerity and honesty of purpose that he has exemplified in the past eight years. The memory of our association with Mr. Fowler will live in our minds forever. Page : «. rm NEW LEXINGTON HIGH SCHOOL SATELLITE 1 9 FACULTY □ Page Fourteen wmam 19------------------SATELLITE-------------------34 Faculty Gladys Barker LeRoy Bucy Bertha Drury Edward Fournier Maxie Fowler Myron Fowler Gladys Glenn Mary Green Gladys Jones Esther Kimball Pearl Lambert Walter Matz Jay S. Mc.Cleary Eugene Mechling Lucille Phillips Louise Secrest Eleanor Selby Uldena Stowe Stanley Van Atta Mathematics, Social Sciences Instrumental Music English, Reading Chemistry, General Science Geography American History, Government Home Economics, Biology Spelling, English English Hygiene, Physical Education, Coach Industrial Education Commercial Arithmetic and Law, Arithmetic Bookkeeping, Shorthand, Business Training Hygiene, Physical Education, Coach Latin, American Literature, Public Speaking Typing, Shorthand Modern History, Social Sciences ................................... Music Civics, American History Page Fifteen SATELLITE 1 9 SATELLITE 34 SENIORS Lojii PA ? 9 SATELLITE 34 Class Officers President George Roscoe Burg Professional Vice President Carl Francis McClellan Professional Secretary Robert Charles Campbell Commercial Treasurer David Griff Lewis General Student Council Wanda Sue Hockingbi rry General Student Council Elmer Albert Buckley Commercial Joseph Michael Cost General 1 9 SATELLITE Verna Lucille Thompson Commercial Elizabeth Ann Newlon Professional Russell Charles James Commercial Edgar Allen Deavf.r Hockingbf.rry General Ada Geraldine Emrick General Virginia Lee Hawkins Commercial Robert Russell Tucker Commercial Pnge Nineteen Helen Elizabeth Hammer Commercial 1 9 SATELLITE 34 John Edward Fitzer General Edward Louis Page General Gertrude Madaline Fankhouser Professional Helen Marie Dorset Commercial John Henry Adams Professional Charles Lee Pletcher Commercial Pci fie Twenty Ava Louise Tague Commercial 1 9 SATELLITE 34 Doris Loleita Randolph Commercial Nial Alfred Koonts General James Mf.loy Fowler General Margaret Ellen Wolfe General Letha Clare Kildow General Eugene Thomas McGonagle Commercial Thomas Francis Harbaugh General Ada Mae James General Page Twenty-one Pane Twenty-two Geraldine Kinsel General Mell Gilbert Underwood, Jr Professional Edgar William Newlon Professional Sarah Lucille Seese Commercial Ruby Kathleen Tague Commercial George William Morris Professional Gail Charles Kuhn Professional Katharine Amelia Herrnstein Professional ■I p (I 1 1 I 1 % •) 4 if 1 I I 1 , if I V V|i .y � v •vi r,j i i i f • ' ... • • . � • 111 y . i; , y, j % iV1! u'. i afvi.i i tfll -|]|� il) ttff� r K‘, | • • I t w’lir o i 11 _ 11% VIi V A 11 ' ’1 «‘ftk ; l' 1 V (M . iL 0 . • • . j .1 ■ II • n .iiUf . i| t |%|vj mu | 'Vf 'llw • VP. 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Robert Nixon Donnelly General 1 9 SATELLITE 34 Ruth Agnes Hammond Commercial Dorothy Marie McClintock Commercial Margaret Belle Nelson Commercial Arthur William Frew General Ruth Arizona West Commercial Edith Marguerite Penrod Commercial Charles Alfred Green General Page Twenty-five 1 9 SATELLITE 34 Pauline Jeanette Stickdorne Commercial Donald Eugene Smith General Mary Eva Ellis Commercial Grace May Saunders General Mary Evelyn Wolfe Commercial John Elroy Haine General William Anderson General Harriette Louise Garrou General Ps.ge Twenty-six Senior Class History The great universe has come to its present being by an orderly process—an evolution through the long-continued action of fixed laws. In like manner, this group of scientists-astronomers—whom 1 am about to discuss have attained the knowledge which they now possess. Year after year, by an orderly process outlined for us— through the long-continued influence of certain fixed rules and laws set before us, we come to our present intelligence. We have searched with unceasing investigation under the direction of those whom we could faithfully trust to give us the best theories, the best facts, and the best assistance, not forgetting those who made this assistance possible. With one hundred and five in our number on a planet which we knew to be floating about in space, we began our search. We were called Freshmen, and we named George Burg as our leading scientist. The necessary facts were laid before us, but we like the astrologers of old, did not interpret these known facts correctly and sometimes pretended to understand them when we did not. The astronomers, however, informed us that facts were facts, whether we understood them or not, and that it was our business to learn the meaning of them as we were instructed. After becoming better acquainted with our own planet, we extended our scientific investigations into the space around us. During this time our group and our discoveries were ridiculed by the older and wiser astronomers. Immediately after this period of our progress, we became known as Sophomores, and Junior Wei land was made the leader of our group. It was soon discovered that our planet traveled around a light which was known as the sun, and it was this light which urged us on and lighted the way before us. During this time, we made many other discoveries. We also began to apprehend the meaning of the facts more easily and even to criticize those who ranked above us. Because of our good work as Sophomores, we were given a new name, Juniors. George Burg was elected as our main star-scientist. We pressed steadily forward and longed for the time to come when we would be known as Seniors. Time passed swiftly. We attempted to obtain a general knowledge of the universe in which aim we were fairly successful before we left N. L. H. S. (the name of our observatory). In fact, before our Junior Period was over, many of us thought we knew everything that it was possible to know. We were soon informed by our superiors that we were only Juniors at N. L. H. S. and that we had many years of study ahead of us before we could call ourselves educated. Near the close of this period, a reception and dance was given for those who were about to complete their observations at N. L. H. S. At last, as a reward for our earnest endeavors and achievements during the past years, we were given the title, Seniors. Again Mr. Burg was appointed as our leader. Although only about two-thirds of our original number remained with us, we con- Page Twenty-seven SATELLITE 1 9 34 tinueJ our investigations and research with great success. Many new planets and satellites were discovered as well as many new facts. This period of our progress is now nearing its close, and we must make further observations from the observatory of Life. Through this entire era of our progress, Miss Secrest has acted as our class advisor. Several of our number were rewarded for their achievements by being given memberships in scholastic organizations. Many took part in the Orchestra, Glee Club, Athletics, and various other activities. May this book, the Satellite, so ably edited by one of our fellow astronomers and scientists, Gilbert Underwood, bring back in the future happy memories to all who have studied and progressed at N. L. H. S. —J. H. Adams Class Poem THE SWIFT WINGS OF PROGRESS The swift wings of Progress Have borne us along Through years of toil and study, Of laughter, joy, and song. For days we've toiled together In some new field of art, To perfect some invention Or plan held dear to heart. And now, at last, tis finished, Lo! a silver shining thing; A rocket ship, that sails away Without a strut or wing. The swift wings of Progress Will take us to the stars. Within our shining Rocket To Venus, Jupiter, and Mars. —Gertrude Fankhauser. P.ige Twenty-eight Class Prophecy As I have heard said Your future is written in the stars”; I always wondered about this prophecy until I took a sky-rocket through the heavens. As I was soaring in and out among the stars of the Milky Way and other constellations it seemed that each little star was bursting to tell me something pertaining to the Class of 1934. Now if you will forget the past (the wicked past) and the present, and listen to what the stars told me of the future: John Adams w'anted to be a sailor but as near as he is to water is holding bathing beauty contests. Bill Anderson and George Burg are cowboys. They break in hobby-horses before they are put on merry-go-rounds. Grace Saunders, Ruth Porter, and Hazel Fleming are running a snake farm. Their project is to have the latest snake movements for future Broadway Revues. It is reported that Art Frew has turned professor on us. Art would! He is teaching a school of jelly fish somewhere in the tropics. Virginia Hawkins and Robert Tucker have followed the paths of matrimony. The Tuckers reside in Rehoboth and now there are nine little blonde Tuckers. Tommy Harbaugh prepares extemperaneous speeches for future use in Public Speaking, while Nial Koonts devotes his entire time to writing tongue twisters for people who stutter. Gerry Kinsel is a Prima Donna. She is making her third trip through the jungles of Africa where her talent is appreciated. Her opening opera this year is Betty Boop . David Lewis is president of the I. W. W.’s (I Won't Work Society). Dave has lived on easy street since being class treasurer. Gail Kuhn is a gang-leader; he belongs to the chain gang”. His first associations with this gang was the Kroger Store while yet a Senior. Kate Herrnstein is still on the waiting list—waiting for two things—her ship and a man. We hope the ship will bring her a man. Kate always has wanted something genuinely imported. Bob Campbell is the owner of a bird farm. He used his plumage for costumes for fan dances. Come up and see me sometime. Jim Cummings has become our official yes” man having been turned against the word no back in History IV where he used it too often in expressing his knowledge. Jack Fitzer has developed an athletic physique that only Americans can boast of. He is known throughout the world as the greatest athlete. He accomplished what he set out to do at N. L. H. S. Kate Tague is an authoress. Her latest book Letters of Love and Council is self explanatory. All the material used is from her personal letters. Hail the Prince of Turkastan. No, he is not in disguise and it happens to be George Morris. We always expected George would get in Dutch but never Turk . Don Smith is mayor of our fair city. Eddie Newlon is working under him. Eddie has lately been promoted from municipal flee catcher to fly catcher . Page Tu enty-nine 19 ------------------------------------ SATELLITE -------------------------------------------- 34 One of the high lights of Letha Kildow's social career is the winning of a chewing gum marathon in which she contested against Ada Emrick, Russell James, and Ruth Hammond. Cuzzy” McClellan is a booking agent for orchestras. (Those that are electrically transcribed or recorded.) Ruth West has gone to Hollywood—just to be competition for Mae. Strange things happen. Babe Greene, the world’s light weight boxer, was recently married to Helen Hammers. After much quizzing this happy couple now admit that the affair had been going on for a long time right before our own eyes. The Cost divorce case which has occupied the front page of the leading newspaper for a year has been settled in favor of Mrs. Helen Dorsey Cost by Judge Saffell of Chicago. Her attorney, Jr. Hutchison, was responsible for the decision in her favor. Sue Hockingberry, who has been missing from this city since she lost her fortune in betting on the N. L. basketball team, has been found in California residing with Mary Koonts and Dorothy McClintock, land owners there. Ish Page, an artist of most unusual fame, has reached the highest pinnacle of fame. He has painted a sign on top of the Empire State Building. Lord Wimpy Buchanan and his wife, the former Alyce Groff, will return to this country in the fall in order that Lady Wimpy may personally supervise the endowment fund she is giving the Pigeon Roost Library. Elmer Buckley, an undertaker, admits that while waiting for people to die he spends his spare moments practicing Piccolo Pete” on his clarinet. Mary Ellis, Mary Danison, and Mona Evans, noted nurses on Vancouver Island, have officially issued the following statement: 'After a very careful investigation we find dieting made Pisa’s Tower lean. Elroy Hane and Don Sherrick, of the American Steam Fittings, sailed last month for the South Sea Isles where they are to supervise the installation of needed heating systems in native homes. Gene McGonagle is head bell-hop of Grey Horse Inn, Waycross, Georgia. He owes his success to the fact that while in high school he was continually on the hop. A great favorite in the circus is Robert Donnelly. He creates marvelous and awe inspiring feats with his trained Ford. After refusing the hand of a Wyoming millionaire, a fish peddler, a catsup manufacturer, a Chinese laundryman, and a musician of the long haired species, Margaret Wolfe will always be Marg. Wolfe. Wayne Dorsey travels in Europe as a salesman—red socks being his specialty. Such a salesman will not have been equaled there since the days of Sam Howdy”. A Mexican bandit won a prize when he married Louise Tague. She is supremely happy and a great aid to him in his work. Gilbert Underwood is president of the U. S. A. (United Shovel Association). This is a ditch digging project just west of Goston, Ohio. Verna Thompson is destined to hold a highly elevated position. She was chosen to replace the torch of the Statue of Liberty which was stolen by a Bolshevik. In order to relieve the monotony she sells peanuts to the immigrants. Society is deprived of the presence of Mary Wolfe who took herself away at an early age and lives the life of a hermitess in her lonely mountain cabin. The same fate fell to Pauline Stickdorn. Page Thirty , . ' - ■:' 'Nil;, 11 III fA M 'm • .1 '.’iii nil ! $$T� Skfji.n-1 ‘jl ’ ' -'- 'T ''PlKS , • ■ % r . V , ’ ' tff III1’rf '5r$e. AlP I if. V JW l'iT •11:d ? '; i - ' A. ■ :'r ' '.- I, , ' rf''11 -?V KALJe «“ ;g� •iii- nn 19----------------------------------------SATELLITE----------------------------------------34 After a very close game Pauline Saum took the world tennis championship title from Doris Randolph. Among the society bells of the grand old South are Charlotte Perrigo and Marguerite Penrod. Both are classed in the group of the idle rich. Fred Skillman is determined to go to Akron to try to perfect an alarmless rubber alarm clock which he believes will get one to class on time without disturbing his slumbers. Elizabeth Ann Newlon married what she believed to be an Italian Prince but now her mistake is revealed. He is only a street singer possessing a grind organ and a monkey and she must provide for both her husband and the monkey. Harriet Garrou is now Mrs. R. Guthrey Hill with a summer home in Bristol and a winter home in Redfield. Ada James is a waitress in John Jim's Cafe in Saltillo. Edgar Hockingberry is an inventor. His chief theory is that corn and beans can be raised together in such a way that succotash can be produced. Gertrude Fankhauser is in the diplomatic service and has achieved success while stationed at Addis Abeda. The officials at Harvard obtained after much difficulty and competition the services of Charles Pletcher as Coach. The governments of forty-seven states and several foreign countries desire Margaret Nelson because of her daring deeds as a shop lifter. Although my story is ended as to the future of the class of 1934, Sally goes right on prophesying as she did for the Satellite. —Surah Seese. Page Thirty-one 34 1 9 SATELLITE Last Will and Testament We, the Senior Class of Nineteen Hundred and Thirty-Four of New Lexington High School, in the County of Perry, State of Ohio; realizing the shortness of our lives of sanity, and knowing that our quaint individualities will constantly he yearned for as we leave sweet memories along these halls of knowledge; draw up this last will and testament for the benefit of our heirs and successors, leaving to them such characteristics, traits, and collected possessions that will better their future and further the school's success. Article I. To Superintendent Morgan we leave our best wishes for future success. Article II. To the Faculty we do bequeath the promise of brighter days, restful nights, and peaceful dreams as we rid them of the worries that have grown on them for the past four years. Article III. To the Juniors we leave behind our good reputations (?) as Seniors; our dignified manners (debateable) ; and all useless knowledge (of which there is plenty). Article IV. To the Sophomores we leave all of our autography which may be found in the desks, under the desks, or in any other famous autograph reservation. Article V. To the Freshmen we leave the right to be Freshmen and the right to look forward to being Sophomores. Article VI. To Coach Mechling and his Big Six Basketball Champions and his windless wonder football team we leave our congratulations. Article VII. We whose individual names are herein set forth, do hereby leave and bequeath these said fads, foibles, odds and ends to our heirs. (a) I, George Burg, do bequeath my athletic success to Bill Rodgers. (b) I, Verna Thompson, do bequeath a few 98's in Commercial Law to Ruby Jane Holden. (c) I, Gilbert Underwood, do bequeath my Mood” to Bob Sole. (d) I, Jack Fitzer, do bequeath my Robert Armstrong profile to Junior Weiland. (e) I, Gerry Kinsel, do bequeath my many admirers, past, ..................., and future to any Junior girl who feels capable of handling them. (f) I, Bob Campbell, do invite one and all to my party given in honor of a passing grade in short hand, which never was. ( g) I, Elizabeth Ann Newlon, will my frivolous nature to Wanda White. (h) I, Nial Koonts, will one book entitled How to Get a Steady Girl” to Daniel Grimm so that he may not interrupt the personal affairs of the other students. ( ) I, Kate Herrnstein, do bequeath to Mary Louise Randolph a book on the preservation of hair which book contains a whole chapter on parting the hair in the middle”. (j) I, George Morris, leave to Leo Murray my ability to receive good grades by hand shaking, chapel speeches, and other unmentionable underhand means. (k) I, Sue Hockingberry, bequeath my height to Ralph Shaffer. (l) I, Dave Lewis, do bequeath my army shoes to Ernie Anderson. (m) I, Kate Tague, do bequeath my morning rest at home to Jane Donnelly. (n) I, Art Frew, do bequeath to Fred Curry my dainty figure. Page Thirty-two SATELLITE 1 9 34 (o) I, Letha Kildow, do bequeath to Pansy Stafford just a few freckles for Auld Lang Syne. (p) I, Gail Kuhn, do bequeath my ability to slay women to Wayne Hummell. (q) I, Helen Dorsey, do bequeath to the succeeding organization all gossip which has been gathered at past Mystic 13 Meetings.. (r) I, Bill Anderson, do bequeath my splendid driving to Ralph Pettet. (. ) 1, Charles Pletcher, do intrust Claudine to Albert McGreevy during school hours for the year of 1934-1935. (!) I, Eddie Newlon, do bequeath my ability to tell tall stories to Delmar Wolfe. (it) I, Cuzz” McClellan, do bequeath my S. A. A. poker partner to Junior Sheeran. (i ) I, Margaret Wolfe, do bequeath my powerful voice to Joe Tague. (tv) I, Mary Danison, do bequeath to Mac McCormick my wings. (x) I, Bob Tucker, will just a few stray locks of blonde hair to Gene Johnson to match his. (y) I, Harold Emrick, do bequeath to Ralph Huffman my ability to smoke Ripple by the hundred. (z) I, Pauline Saum, will my rosy checks and blue eyes to Marjorie Trout. To all Bridge Fans, we give the use of the library to be utilized exclusively in futhering this enjoyable sport. The dancing ability of the Senior Class we do leave to the Freshmen. This includes the ability to get to school on time and to stay awake the morning after. To Miss Barker we will our memory of several years (some took three, some took two, and some took one twice) of toil and hardship in directing mathematics. To Miss Phillips we bequeath one hickory hitching post to be placed outside her room, so that the students may tie up their little animals before entering the class. We will to Miss Selby those splendid little Junior boys to love, cherish and spank as she sees fit. To the History IV class we leave the assurance of the kind, tender, and loving guidance of Myron H. Fowler. IN WITNESS WHEREOF, We Representatives of THE SENIOR CLASS have hereunto subscribed our names this twenty-second day of March in the year of our Lord, one thousand nine hundred and thirty-four. Signed: The Senior Class Witnesses: Sally George Gib Eddie Puge Thirty-three SATELLITE 34 1 9 SATELLITE 34 ATHLETICS Loo'S Pnac. 34 19 ----------------- SATELLITE--------- Football Squad 1933-34 Top row, from left to right—D. Evans, Fowler, Manager, Fitzer (Senior), Rodgers, Hummel, McGonagle. Second row. from left to right—S. Brattoli, E. Evans, Petruzzi, Pletcher (Senior), Sole, E. Anderson, Wolfe, Miller, Manager. Bottom row. from left to right—Coach Mechling, J. Brattoli, Wilder, Smith (Senior), Selby, Tucker (Senior), Fiore, Burg (Senior), W. Anderson (Senior). Burg (Captain) Fitzer ........ Tucker Smith Pletcher Sole .......... Rodgers S. Brattoli J. Brattoli E. Evans Hummel ........ Wilder McGonagle Petruzzi W. Anderson E. Anderson Selby Wolfe Fiore D. Evans Fowler, Miller .......Left End Right End .........Center Tackle Left Half Back Left Tackle ....Full Back ..........Guard ...... Halfback ............End Quarter Back ......Half Back Center Right Half Back Right End ..........Guard Right Guard Right Tackle Left Guard Guard ........Managers P.sge Thirty-six Eugene Mechling, Coach 19--------------------------------SATELLITE 34 Seniors George Burg, Captain. Burg playing his second year at end was one of the team's most consistent gridders. Early in the season George justified his election by his sterling ability to direct and manage our eleven Charles Pletcher. Chal”, although he was not uncovered until midseason, developed into our fastest ball carrier. His ability to return punts will be found hard to match. Robert Tucker. Tucker spent his fourth year on the squad by playing center. We all consider Bob s time well spent since he proved himself superior to many of our opponents' linesmen. Donald Smith. Smith having only two years experience at football, learned to master either the guard or tackle position. Don was always ready and willing to do his part for the team. William Anderson. Bill having played the position of right end on the 31-32 team was back this year stronger than ever before. Anderson alternated between tackle and end handling both positions with equal skill. Jack Fitzer. In his first year on the football squad Jack gained the regular position at right end where his ability of turning in the ball carriers to the tackles was praiseworthy. FOOTBALL SCORES New Lexington 0 St. Marys 27 Here New Lexington 0 New Concord 33 Here New Lexington 0 Logan 24 There New Lexington 12 Glouster 32 There New Lexington 6 Caldwell 6 There New' Lexington 6 Crooksville 18 There New Lexington 0 McConnelsville 0 Here Total 24 Total 140 —jack Fitzer. Page Thirty-seven SATELLITE 1 9 ---------------- 34 Boys' Basketball Squad 1933-34 Top row, from left to right—McGreevy, Wilder, Rodgers, Coach Mechling, Hummel, Sole, Kuhn. Seated, from left to right—Miller, Manager, Fitzer (Senior), Burg (Senior), Pletcher (Senior), Page (Senior), Fowler, Manager. Burg (Captain) ......................................................................Guard Ktzer ..............................................................................Center Pletcher ............................................................................Guard Page ...............................................................................Center ■Sole Forward Rodgers Center Hummel ..............................................................................Guard McGreevy Forward Wilder ........................................................................... Forward Kuhn ..............................................................................Forward Eugene Mechling, Coach Page Thirty-eight 19-----------------------------------SATELLITE-----------------------------34 Seniors George Burg (Captain). Burg piloted the team to the first championship since 1929. George's fight, determination, and skill will be greatly missed in the years to come. Charles Pletcher. Pletcher, working with Burg at guard, proved his mettle many times. Charles being not only one of our best defensive men, showed that he was also oustanding in the offensive. Louis Page. Page, spending his first year on the squad, showed himself to be a good potential asset. Louis' accurate shooting was recognized by all members of the squad and fans as well. Jack Fitzer. Fitzer immediately gained the regular position at center on the basketball squad and participated in practically every game during the season. His eye for the basket often helped the score for N. L. H. S. The best game of his career was played at McConnelsville. BASKETBALL SCORES New Lexington ......................... l7 New Lexington ......................... 13 New Lexington ....................... 15 New Lexington ......................... 18 New Lexington 24 New Lexington ......................... 15 New Lexington 26 New Lexington 15 New Lexington 25 New Lexington ......................... 21 New Lexington ......................... 32 New Lexington ......................... 19 New Lexington ........................ 29 New Lexington ......................... 20 Total................................290 Glouster 19 There New Straitsville 14 Here McConnelsville 12 There New Concord 15 Here Caldwell 19 There Shawnee ... 23 Here Crooksvilie 17 Here Moxahala 17 There Glouster 15 Here McConnelsville 8 Here New Concord 21 There Moxahala 8 Here Caldwell 15 Here Crooksville 18 There Total 221 MYTHICAL BIG SIX TEAM Captain George Burg and Robert Sole were chosen to represent New Lexington on the mythical Big Six team (first) and William Rodgers also represented us on the second team. Burg was made captain of the Big Six team. —Jack Fitzer. Page Thirty-nine 1 9 SATELLITE 34 Girls' Basketball Squad 1933-34 Top row. from left to right—Christy, McCormick, Vernon, Skinner, Coach Fowler. Bottom row, from left to right—Emrick (Senior), Tague (Senior), Hockingberry (Senior), Fauley, Thompson (Senior). Hockingberry (Captain) Tague ................ Thompson Emrick Fauley Christy ............ McCormick Vernon ............... Skinner .............. Morgan ............... McGonagle ........... Side Center Forward Forward Guard Forward .....Guard Guard .....Guard Forward ...Forward Guard Page Forty Maxie Fowler and Esther Kimball, Coaches 1 9 SATELLITE 34 Seniors Sue Hockingberry, Captain. Sue at center was the mainstay of the team. She is tall, and failed to meet her superior on the court. To appreciate her ability was only to see her play. Kathleen Tague. Kate’’ held the position of forward with great success. She found no guard an obstacle. She was one of the highlights of the Six and could always be depended on for points. Verna Thompson. Verna as guard played a good brand of basketball, always helping her forward to raise the score. She has been on the court for Black and Gold” for two years. Ada Emrick. Ada, a regular, played both running center and guard. She was qualified for either position because of her clever handling of the ball. Ada will be remembered as one of our best players. New Lexington New Lexington New Lexington New Lexington New Lexington New Lexington New Lexington New Lexington Total...... BASKETBALL SCORES 11 New Straitsville 40 Here 9 McConnelsville 15 There 11 Crooksville 21 Here 15 Moxahala 32 There 33 McConnelsville 28 Here 5 Moxahala 50 Here 6 Crooksville 15 There 9 Shawnee 33 Here 99 Total 234 Page Forty-one SATELLITE SATELLITE 34 New Lexington High School Orchestra Uldena Stowe, Director . Violins Katharine Herrnstein Verna Thompson Ora Jane Buckley Jay Risher Martha McCormick Joseph Tague Clarinets Elmer Buckley Albert Saffell Donald Speaks J. T. Fealty Saxaphone Mell G. Underwood, Jr. Cornets Ellen Noce Robert O’Donnell Robert McKinney French Horn George Morris Piano Jane Donnelly T romhones Rodney Hearing J. T. Fealty Ralph Davis James Bailey Jack Hutchison Drums Harold Saffell Eugene Palmer Page Forty-four SATELLITE 1 9 34 New Lexington. High School Glee Clubs Top row, from left to right—Sanford Potter, A. J. Wilder, Elmer Buckley. James Miller, Louis Page, Eugene McGonagle, Uldena Stowe, Instructress, Thomas Selby, Joseph Tague, Lester Wilson, Lowell Koehler, Robert Dennis, Ernest Paskell, Mell G. Underwood, Jr. Second row—Mary Ethel Tracy, Kathleen Hammond, Ora Jane Buckley, Ruth Hoops, Helen Wolfe, Maxine Griffith, Mary Louise Randolph, Jane Donnelly, Clara Wise, Russell James, George Burg, Robert Campbell. Third row—Martha Risher, Esther Jenkins, Jean Diamond, Marjorie Trout, Ellen Noce, Martha McCormick, Mildred Christy, Irene Corder, Roberta Thompson, Vina Abram, Verna Thompson, Helen Sands, Julia Shumaker, Harold Saffell. Bottom row—Marjorie Randolph, Edith Totten, Crystal Larimer, Charlene Wahl, Maxine Hedges, Adelaide Lybarger, Florence Ann Newlon, Irma McKinney, Mary Huffman, Mary Fay Abram, Dorothy McClintock, Doris Randolph, Katharine Herrnstein. Page Forty-five 34 19 -------------------- SATELLITE AI3IOOS SATELLITE 34 1 9 Calendar SEPTEMBER 12. School begins. Freshmen one hour early. 13. Fowler’s history class. Hotcha! 18. Miss Barker convinces Frew that she likes flowers. (Dandelions) 19. Seniors must be pretty terrible. Phillips is ill. 29. St. Mary's football game. Not bad for the W. W.’s (Windless Wonder’s) 30. All the elite at the Pumpkin Show. You too Fitzer! OCTOBER 6. New Concord football game. 13. Logan football game. Kate chisels the gate. 18. Fowler’s annual joke about women and tobacco. 20. Glouster football game. A chicken dies. 25. The bell saves Lucile in history. 26. Caldwell football game. Plenty of bread and butter afterwards. 27. Lotsa sleep. No school. 28. Juniors break the bank with a bake sale. 30. Larks sang about 10:30 P. M. Poor Gilbert and Letha! NOVEMBER 2. Crooksville rally and tomatoes. Ask Glenn about the spiked fruit salad at the School Board-Faculty banquet. 3- Crooksville football game. W. W’s. continue their rapid pace. 7. Annual staff elected. 8. First staff meeting. A number of arguments. 10. McConnelsville game; glee clubs burst forth in chapel; Senior benefit dance. 13. Miss Jinks arrives on the 13th. Glad we aren’t superstitious. 16. First basketball practice. 18. Senior bake sale. 29. Here comes Daniel Boone Now!” DECEMBER 6. Poor map stick! 7. Happy birthday, Mr. Fowler! Your age, please??? Junior class play. 8. Glouster basketball game. 9. New Straitsville basketball game. Secrest falls for a red-head from Straitsville. 18. Selby’s faith in mankind lost! Somebody told her there was no Santy Claus. 19- Holy Smoke! Miss Jinks cried. 20. Gail has a bump on his forehead supposedly caused by a door. Good story, Gail! 21. Carol service. M. H. F. sorta flustrated. 22. A lot of work done before vacation. (Sarcasm?) Page Forty-eight 19 -------------------------------- SATELLITE 34 Calendar JANUARY 6. First wedding of class of’34. Best wishes, Bernice! 8. School reopens. Everybody happy. 10. Frew and Morris take the Plymouth door calling. 12. Caldwell basketball game. 13. Miss Jinks leaves today upholding tradition of the 13th. Gib also leaves our happy midst. Teachers rejoice, especially Miss Stowe. 13. Miss Phillips returns. Shawnee basketball game. 16. One of Eddie's ex-quiz-ite days. 19. Crooksville basketball game here. 20. Moxahala game. They'll never let us forget it. 26. Glouster basketball game here. Another victory for N. L. H. S. 29. To think the naughty wind would take Mr. McCleary’s hat! FEBRUARY 2. McConnelsville basketball game. 3. Tomorrow Dave starts teaching government. 7. Harriete gets homesick. For home did you say? 9. New Concord game. 10. Moxie game. Fitzer makes a flying tackle. 13. Why does T. W. pick the cold days to stand in the lower hall? Seniors enter movies!!! 16. Caldwell game. Get a dictionary or get out! 23. Big Six Champions! We beat Crooksville 20-18 in the most exciting game of the year. My topic of conversation will be My Operation by David Lewis. 26. Everyone's snow drift is a little larger than his neighbor's. MARCH 6. Guess we ll all turn Eskimos. Don s thermometer says 40 below. 7. Lost to Chillicothe in the Class A Tournament. 8. Picture show on natural gas. 13. Music festival. Pickle's prepared oration. 15. Gib turns up like a bad penny. Juniors begin to plan for banquet. 16. Senior picture show. With Mr. Ncwlon's help we show the Juniors up. 19. Class tournaments begin. Seniors a large favorite in the twelfth grade. Satellite starts going to press—page at a time. 21. Lily Herrnstein exclaims as Fowler appears, Boy, do 1 hate that Government!’’ 22. Secrest seen shifting after viewing a stage show at Palace Theatre in Columbus. Pnge Forty-nine SATELLITE APRIL 34 1 9 1. Easter, April Pool, Ada Emrick’s and George Burg’s birthday. 24. Junior-Senior banquet. 26, 27. Senior exams. Here lies the body of our last exam. 27. Senior chapel. Best ever say Seniors. MAY 4. Senior class play, Drums of Death.” 6() Seniors now taking drum lessons. 6. Baccalaureate. 9. Commencement. —Katharine Hennstein. Page Fifty 34 19 -------------------------------- SATELLITE NEW LEXINGTON HIGH SCHOOL SONG There's a high school in the southeast Ohio land And we love, yes love it well. Every year we gather there a happy band, For we love, yes, we love it well. Everybody comes to see N. L. H. S. ’Tis our own dear high school home, And we shall never forget N. L. H. S. Wheresoever we may roam. CHORUS We are the boys, N. L. H. S. We are the girls, N. L. H. S. We are the boys and girls of sunny old Ohio, We are the boys and girls of sunny old Ohio, Clear and high, ring out the cry, N. L. H. S. Ready all to shout the call, N. L. H. S. Clear the way, prepare the fray, N. L. H. S. We are marching on to— VICTORY. N. L. H. S. YELLS TRIPLE TEAM RAH Team Rah, Team Rah, Rah, Rah, Team. E-YAH-FIGHT Eee ee ee ee eee yah Eee ee ee ee eee yah Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight New Lex, New Lex, New Lex! LOCOMOTIVE Rah, Rah, Rah, Rah, New Lex, New Lex, Repeat two times, start very slow, faster each time. FOOTBALL SONG Fight that team across the field, Show them that New Lex is here. Set the earth reverberating With a mighty cheer, rah! rah! rah! Hit them hard and see how they fall. Never let that team get the ball. Hail! hail! the gang's all here, And we'll beat that-----------team. Cheer boys, cheer. Our team has got the ball. Cheer boys, cheer, They’re holding like a wall. And when they start to run. That line has got to fall And there'll be a touchdown For dear old New Lex. And when our team is on the field, Then we’ll back it with all our might; And when our team is on the field, Then we’ll witness a wonderful fight, The sort of fight that thrills the soul And makes you proud to know that they are from N. L. H. S.— We'll stand by you forever, our dear old N. L. H. S. FIGHT NEW LEX. Yea-Team, Yea-Team, Fight! Fight! Fight! THE SKYROCKET Prolonged ssssssss Boom, Hurrah, New Lex! HIT 'EM HIGH Hit 'em high, Hit 'em low. Yea! Team Here we go. DIVIDED YELL N-N-N-N L-L-L-L, H-H-H-H, S-S-S-S, New Lex, New Lex, New Lex! NEW LEX RAH New Lex Rah, New Lex Rah, Rah, Rah, New Lex. Page Yijly-one SATELLITE 1 9 SATELLITE 34 WIT 34 n SATELLITE c ceAmr o dhuujtcC yuriCe-cterc, .JtMHU.' JoHlet Q f-HJun. °J,w 'I'd r !i yietvc (TfcunMM yi yjewuvteUts j y inU fij aurAutj' cffa (QpMmC 34 19-------------------SATELLITE Wit Miss Barker— In some countries men are allowed more than one wife. That is called polygamy. In Christian nations like ours a man is allowed only one wife. What is that called? Bright Pupil Frew— Monotony. There ain't nothin' much more exhilaratin' than tellin' the truth—about someone else. 10 YEARS AGO Mrs. Fowler— Whoever taught you to use that dreadful word?” Jimmie— Santa Claus, mom. Mrs. Fowler— Santa Claus?” Jimmie— Yes, when he fell over a chair in my bedroom on Christmas eve. MIGHT TRY BLINDFOLDING McCleary— Last week a grain of sand got in my wife's eye and she had to go to a doctor. It cost me three dollars. Fournier— That’s nothin'. Last week a fur coat got in my wife's eye and it cost me three hundred. ALGER HEROES ARE EXTINCT Clarence gruffly to George— Why don't you get out and find a job? When I was your age I was working for three dollars a week in a store, and at the end of five years I owned the store.” George— You can’t do that nowadays. They have cash registers.” HIS ERROR Russell— What’s the matter, fella?” Nial— I got hitched up in a companionate marriage.” Russell— And now you find she's not to your taste? Nial— She's marvelous, but I’ve lost her phone number.” A new motor horn is said to make a noise like a chord or a harp. That's a nasty hint to pedestrians! PLENTY OF TIME Fred S.— Every time I kiss you, it makes me a better man. Mary K.— Well, you don’t have to try to go to heaven in one night. CORONER'S COCKTAIL Mix three chorus girls with as many men and soak in champagne until midnight. Squeeze into an auto. Add a dash of joy and a drunken chauffeur. Stretch the truth and it will fly back and sting you. ---------- Bob C.— You wouldn’t marry that girl just because she’s rich, would you? You know she has a questionable past. Geo. B.— Well, what of it? If I don't marry her I'll have a questionable future, and that's worse still.” Louis P.— Dad, Miss Barker wants us to bring to school a simple explanation of inflation and also of the Einstein theory. I wish you'd tell me. Ed— All right, I'll begin with the Einstein theory; it's the easiest.” Did you ever hear the one about the Scotchman who sat up all night watching his wife’s vanishing cream. Gail Kuhn— Dad, what is meant by the expression, the average man ?” Daa— An average man, my son, is one who isn't as good as his wife thinks he is before she marries him, and not so bad as she thinks he is afterwards. Fowler— Do you know anything about flirting? Stan— I thought I did, but the girl I tried my system on married me. Mary E.— The fact that there are germs in money doesn’t worry me.” Mac— No, my dear. It would take a pretty active germ to hop from the money to you during the brief time you have it.” Page Fifty-five 19 34 yudoy , UwdL-i JA WoHlfaJpHJcAbw ftoU. flaUUu yyotjjo fryM-fia ieoi 19----------------------SATELLITE---------------------34 Guthrie— And did you love me when you first saw me, darling?’’ Harriete— No, I can't honestly say that. I had to get used to you first.” Albert S.— Dad, I made a hundred in school today.” Dad— That’s fine, son. What studies were they?” Albert— English and Biology. Teachers marked me fifty for each one. Doctor— I’m afraid I’ll have to operate for appendicitis.” Kate T.— Oh, doctor, will the scar show ?” Doctor— Not unless you go in the movies. Fortune Teller—I warn you; a dark man is about to cross your path. Gib U.— Better warn the man.” Miss Greene— State the number of tons of coal shipped out of the United States in any given year. Any Freshman— In—1492—none.” Selby— What can be the cause of that crowd over there?” Phillips— I can’t imagine. Vulgar curiosity I presume. Selby— Let’s go over and see.” Pupils,” said Mary Greene, What do we have that flowers have?” Dorothy McClintock arose and said Worms.” Miss Jones— What is the center of gravity?” V,” answered one of those giggly Juniors. THEY had met B-4 But what had she 2 care? She looked him 10 dearly 4 he was a 1,000,000 air. Ruth H.— Have you read Freckles’’? Letha K.— Goodness, no! Mine are light brown, can’t you see?” A telephone pole never hits an auto— except in self defense. THE FUSSING CLUB Founder—Adam. Patron Saint—King Solomon. Motto—Women were made to love. Symbol—Pear. Requirements—Experience. Distinguished Characteristic — Sleepy Look. Heart Breaker Extraordinary — Gail Kuhn. Arch Kidder—McCleary. Would be constant but can’t—Nial Koonts. Last Hope—Eddie Newlon. H20 Boy—George Burg. Imperial Star Gazer—Walter Matz. Couch Cootie—George Morris. Porch Swing Pirate—Gib Underwood. Floating Romeo—Art Frew. Flivver Juliet—Kate Tague. WHAT A BULL” Mr. Fowler related to Gene Mechling the speed stunts of his prize bull. That bull always starts from the corner of the lot when the limited comes along and beats it to the other side of the farm,” he related. Mechling being deeply impressed, telephoned that he would be over the next day to see the bull perform. - Fowler thought it would be better for him to be absent, so he told Donald Smith to account for his absence. Where’s Mr. Fowler,” asked Gene when he arrived. He’s gone to California,” said Donald. That’s strange, said Gene, I was talking to him yesterday. When will he be back?” Tomorrow,” said Donald. How in the world can he get to California and back in such a short time?” said Gene. He’s on the bull,” said Donald. Did you enjoy these jokes? No,—but we laughed anyway. Page Fifty-seven WHO I AM John Adams ........ Bill Anderson ..... Cecil Buchanan Elmer Buckley George Burg ....... Bob Campbell ...... Joe Cost .......... James Cummings .... Mary Danison ...... Robert Donnelly ... Helen Dorsey ...... Wayne Dorsey ...... Mary Ellis ........ Ada Emrick ......... Harold Emrick ...... Mona Evans ........ Gertrude Fankhausf.r Jack Fitzer ....... Hazel Fleming ..... James Fowler ....... rthur Frew Harrietts Garrou Charles Greene ..... Alyce Groff ........ Elroy Hane ......... Wauneta Hankinson Helen Hammer Ruth Hammond ....... Thomas Harbaugh Virginia Hawkins .. Katharine Hf.rrnstf.in Edgar Hockingberry Sue Hockingberry ... Ada James .......... Russell James .... Letha Kildow ....... Geraldine Kinsel Nial Koonts ........ Mary Koonts ........ Gail Kuhn .......... David Lewis ....... Carl McClellan Dorothy McClintock Eugene McGonagle George Morris ..... Margaret Nelson Edgar Newlon ....... Elizabeth Newlon Louis Page ....,.... Marguerite Penrod Charlotte Perrigo Ruth Porter Charles Plftcher Doris Randolph Albert Saffell ..... Pauline Saum Grace Saunders ..... Sarah Seesf. ....... Fred Skillman Donald Smith Pauline Stickdorn Kathleen Tague ..... Louise Tague ....... Verna Thompson Robert Tucker Gilbert Underwood Ruth West .......... Clara Wise ......... Margaret Wolfe ..... Mary Wolff. ........ Directory WHO I THINK 1 AM .......Einstein ....... .......Hunk Anderson .......... .......Jack Denny ............. .......Piccolo Pete Adolph Luque ............. .......Mae West ............... .......George Raft ............ Harold Lloyd ........ .......An Angel ............... .......Dempsey ................ .......Joan Bennett ....... .......Herb Hoover ............ .......Galli Curd ............. .......Hotcha! ................ .......Lindbergh .............. .......Miss America ........... ...,...Emily Post ............. Little Jack Little .......Zasu Pitts ............. .......Movie Magnate .......... Big Booking Agent Plantation Maiden .......Myron H. ............... .......Clara Bow .............. Calvin Coolidge .......Cook.................... .......Edna W. Hopper ....Micky Mouse ............ .....John Barrymore .......Greta Garbo ............ Ruth Etting ............. Charles Farrell .......Fanny Brice ............ Thelma Todd ............. .......Rudy Vallee ............ .......Grade Allen .......Katherine Hepburn ...... ...Walter Winchell .......Peeev Joyce ............ ....Clark Gable ........ .......Coal Magnate .......Big Butter and F.gg Man Amy McPherson .......John McCormick Prince of Wales ....... .......Miss Barker .......Walter P. Chrysler ........Torch Singer Michael Angelo .......Amelia F.arhart ....Joan Crawford .......Kate Smith Mechling ......... Honey” .............. .........Piccolo Pete Jr. ..... .......Bertha Drury ......... ....... Texas Guinan Sally Eilers ......... .........Gigolo ............... .........Red Grange .......... Lupe Velez .......,.Jean Harlow .......... .........Mannequin ............ Maxie Fowler ......... .........An Engineer .......... .........Pres. Roosevelt ...... Night Club Hostess . Mary Pickford ........ .........Gertrude Ederly ...... ..........A Typist ........... BESETTING SIN Love of study ............. Miss Jones ................ Wisecracking .............. Miss Stowe ................ Cincinnati Reds ........... Letha Kildow .............. Stammering ................ Returning benches ......... Latin ..................... Getting to English Typing up to date.......... Walter Matz ............... Them eyes ................. Poppin’ in Gov’t............. Painting .................... Miss Me...................... Doughnuts ................... Sec rest .................... Seductive smile ............. Making whoopee .............. Leo Murray .................. Bob'' ............. Jinks ....................... Pussy cat eyebrows........... Running to class ............ ...Happy ..................... Strawberry cream........... Minnie Mouse .............. Being a villain ........... Robert Tucker ............. Athletic Association ...... ...Sue ........................... ...Talking ....................... Walking to school ......... ... Pool ......................... Keeping mouth open......... Jack Fitzer ................. Chemistry ................... ...Spit curl ..................... Jane Donnelly ............... False teeth ................. Cuzz Morris ................. Fowler’s class .............. Breathing ................... Morgan and Truant Officer Art Frew .................... Dave after Chemistry ....... Breaking hearts ........:... Gilbert Underwood .......... Bangs ............... What do you think?... Donald Smith ........ School .............. Glee Club .......... That Gold Tooth .... Loaning paper to Sarah Curves ............. Mosquitoes ......... ... Mary Koonts ...... ... Mr. Fowler ....... ... Boys ............. Dancing in the dark .... National Guard .. ...Violin duets ...... ..... Former ......... Kate Tague......... Laughing at Frew ...Horse laugh ....... Hunting gym shoes ...Charles ........... THEMF. SONG Have You Ever Been Lonely? ... Give Me Liberty or Give Me Love Moanin' Low Forsaken .....,............ I'll Be Faithful And They Call Me Sister Honky Tonk Thanks ..................................... Waiting ......,............................. Fear Ye Not .................... Put Another Log on the Fire. Shadow’s on the Swanee...................... Build a Little Home You're An Old Smoothie Only a Rose .................... Vagabond King .............................. An Old Spinning Wheel........... A Cabin in the Pines....... ................ Come Up and See Me Sometime Oh Mr. Carpenter............................ Black Eyed Susan Brown Oooh I'm a Night Owl........................ Show Me the Way to Go Home Flower of Love ............................. Let's All Sing Like the Birdies Sing The Last Roundup ........................... Dancing Lady .......................... Where the Blue of Night Hold Your Man ............. Coffee in the Morning and Kisses in the Night I'll Do My Best............................. Beloved .............,...................... You Call It Madness But I Call It Love My Time Is Your Time Everything I Have Is Yours Sophisticated Lady ........ Sing a Little Low- Down Tune You're Such a Comfort to Me Ah, But Is It Love.............. Did You Ever See a Dream Walking Are You Making Any Money Darkness on the Delta By the Bend of the River Gather Lip Rouge While You May Sweet Jennie Lee ............... Tired ...................................... Pettin' in the Park......................... Too Late ................................... Indian Love Song My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean I've Got a Right To Sing the Blues When ....................................... Buckin' the Wind ........................... Forty-Second Street ............,........... Shadow Waltz ............................... The Day You Came Along Isn't It a Night for Love Laugh Clown Laugh Niagara Moon .............. ................ This Time It’s Love......................... Louisville Lady Shanghai I.il .............................. Love Is the Sweetest Thing Doin’ the Uptown Lowdown How'm I Doin' ...................... Thanks ..................................... Wonder ,........... Honeymoon Hotel ............................ Dixie T. ................................... Smiles ......... She Told Me She Loved Me WEAKNESS Jinks Camels Public Speaking Class Ellen Noce Joe Penner . Bookkeeping ...Loud Ties .... Daniel Boone Fire Bells Model T's Farmer's Wife Farming Broadway Opinion of Commercial Law Epworth League Basketball Games With Miss Me Staff Meetings ..Straitsville History Class Staying Out All Night Bill Weigel's Orchestra Sleeping Silence Mona Evans Barker Tiptoes Joe Cost Chewing Gum ...Underwood's Car ..Christmas Trees .Basketball English IV ...Mary Randolph One Third Cheese Sandwich Green Oldsmobile Water Street Fred Skillman Poetry and Curves Mistakes in Chemistry Athens Government Music Teachers Twelve To Five Dances Permanent Wave The Garage Dark and Handsome Men Lucille McNulty Parties Hollywood ...Candy Rockwell Irene Corder Basketball Stands Tulips Cookie Maid Reciting Hazel Fleming Curly Hair Luckies Lace and Chiffon The Club Room The Ring Orations Pictures in Pocketbook ...Wave Set Moxie and Junction Conscientiousness ...Clothes Gertrude Fankhauser ..Claudine RECOGNIZED REMARKS 1 9 Mr. Morgan—Clear the Halls. Mr. Fowler—Numerous Numbers. Miss Barker—Oh yeah! (With Emphasis) Miss Secrest—Now we ll have none of that??? Edgar wouldn't do that. Miss Jones—Get out! Mr. McCleary—Pipe down. This isn't a playhouse. Mr. Fournier—Wake up or I’ll throw you out! Miss Phillips—Our lesson begins today with line— Miss Selby—Now, Mildred, let s not discuss that. Miss Fowler—Oh, those seventh graders! Miss Drury—You needn’t thin!; you’re any better than anyone else. Mr. Lambert—Five yards was my minimum when I played football in high school. Miss Green—Disgusting! This Daniel Boone talk. Mr. Mechling—Well, we’re either going to win or we re going to lose. Miss Kimball—You people get quiet and get busy. This period isn’t over yet. Mr. Matz—Carl and George! What do you think! Miss Stowe—If you people don't quiet down there’ll be no glee club. JUST IMAGINE Someone telling Glenn how to cook. Someone correcting Drury’s English. Frew receiving a telegram. Gene McGonagle singing Tiger Rag.” The hollow in front of the schoolhouse filled in. Someone telling Selby about the Juniors. Anyone in Fifth Period Typing using the wrong finger. 34 Bob Tucker and Virginia Hawkins in love. Gail Kuhn writing poetry. Kate Tague without chewing gum. Fowler late for Government. Gib in the mood or mad. Athletic Fund out of the red. George Burg ordering a Coca Cola at McCune’s. John Adams taking in the Midnite Dances. Dave Lewis formulating new compounds in Chemistry. N. L. H. S. with a jazz orchestra. Seniors getting out of school for snapshots. Morris at the Dairy! McClellan getting A in Latin. Fitzer bumming a cigarette. Herrnstein asking someone for a date. Garrou stepping out on her GUSSERY.” Elizabeth Newlon on a heavy date. PUBLISHING THIS ANNUAL WITH ONLY TWO FIGHTS. Joe Cost as George Raft. Russ James as Superintendent. Gertrude Fankhauser making doughnuts. Elmer Buckley skipping school. Wayne Dorsey as a second M. H. F. Ada Emrick wisecracking. Hazel Fleming blushing. Helen Hammer thinking Sattillo the hub of the universe. Tommy Harbaugh as a Public Speaking Teacher. Letha with her mouth shut. The schoolhouse really on fire. Gerry Kinsel sarcastic. N. Koonts looking vainly for a date. Marg. Wolfe imitating Fowler. I thru High School. Grace Saunders without flowers—for the living. Pauline Stickdorne walking home. No overdue books in the Library. SATELLITE Page Sixty 19 ---------- SATELLITE 34 Autographs --- SATELLITE - Autographs SATELLITE Autographs g 7g;:-d5Ta. j