New Knoxville High School - Memoir Yearbook (New Knoxville, OH)

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C ASS PROPHECY The mysterious land of the future rises before our eyes on this early morning of May 15, 1977. As we glide rapidly through space, our attention is attracted by a magnificent glass home in the very center of the metropolis of Shinbone. As the clock strikes eight, the shade rises, the bed automatically folds into the wall, and LOIS SCHROER steps on the escalator and slowly descends to the kitchen. Upon her arrival at the kitchen, she presses a panel of buttons, and immediately her breakfast is placed before her. She is preparing to leave for her position as Head Superintendent of The Schroer Sanatorium . A short distance away, we see the homestead of the noted Heavyweight Wrestling Champion, JAMES MCCULLOUGH. Twenty-five years ago, this small-town boy left his home to embark upon a career in wrestling. Today he is known to millions as Curly Kid McCullough . Suddenly to our amazement we encounter a gleaming rocket ship. It is operated by MARILYN HENKENER, a sales lady of sawdust products, made exclusively by a great lumber company. Through Marilyn's sales technique. sawdust products are rapidly becoming a part of every American home. From there, we proceed to Dayton, Ohio. Here we find our friend and classmate, ALLEN KUCK, who is practicing his career in veterinary medicine. His business is continually thriving because horses are again becoming prominent in this part of the country. In this city, we also meet NORMAN WIERWILLE, who tells us that he is now working as an orderly at a prominent hospital in Dayton. He is the one who is re- sponsible for this hospital being known as one of the cleanest in the country. In his sparetime, he spends many pleasant hours with his favorite nurse. As we continue on our journey, we soar above a Kentucky Army Hospital and see another of our former classmates, ALLEN VORDERMARK. Allen is recovering from a wound inflicted while on K.P. duty for which he received the purple spleen. As a renowned news commentator, he is awaiting his dis- charge so that he may return to his program, Vordermark's Predictions of Things To Come , featured on television. Quickly, we guide our plane to Chicago, where we have a short visit with LEE KUHLMAN, owner of the largest chewing gum company in the world. He tells us of his new chewing gum, Atom Apple , the only gum made with atomic energy. Upon our departure, Lee gives us samples for his teachers and friends, assuring us that it will give them added vim and vigor. As we stop for lunch in a Chicago restaurant, we pick up a newspaper and find a column written by Pouella Larsons, who is really our classmate, ELAINE KUCK. Her column, full of all the latest gossip, is read by people all over the country. As we turn the page, we see a large picture of the noted matador, HENRY TELLJOHANN. He is now working on his second million zigging and zagging the bulls of Mexico. We hope he does not zig when he should zag. From there we proceed to Hollywood, where we find RAMONA ESCHMEYER, photographer for Modern Scream Magazine . Taking pictures of her friends during her high school days has greatly con- tributed to her success. Hollywood has it that LaBelle Eschmeyer's romance with Gregory Gable is on the rocks. We now find Ramona photographing FRANKLIN SAWMILLER, better known to us as Doc . He can now be seen playing Tarzan in his new movie, Tarzan and His Wife . Quietly, we enter the Louvure Theater, located in Paris, France. The lights are dim, a hush prevails over the audience. Slowly the curtain rises and soft lights flood the stage. The music begins and from the background, Madamoiselle CAROL SCHROER, the world famed ballet dancer pirouetts across the stage. She is greeted by tremendous applause. Her debut in France has ended with great success. As we make our return to New Knoxville, we see large bill boards procla'ming the appearance of MELBA HENSCHEN, a renowned colortura soprana of the Metropolitan Opera. She is scheduled to arrive at the New Knoxville Airport where a huge crowd is awaiting her return. New Knoxville has become famous the world over for its one and only law office. Since LEE ANN WALTERS moved in with her excellent debating ability and knowledge of law, all of the other law offices have been forced to close. And now as we stop and look back over our trip in search of our classmates, we find that we have enjoyed it very much and we are sure that all of them have made a great success in life. 28

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lu n , , 5, , Y-A E IORS LEE ANN WALTERS NORMAN WIERXVILLE Band 1, 2, 3, 4g Chorus Basketball 1, ,2, 3, 4g 1, 2, 3, 49 Librarian 1, 2: Baseball 1, 2, 3, 4g F.F.A. Office 3, 43 Clementine 1, 2, 3g Clementine 35 5g Treasurer of Class 1, Memoir Staff 4g Spring 25 Home Nursing 2g Feverl' 4. Home Economics 49 Memoir Staff 43 Spring Fever 4. SOLID GEOMETRY I Left to right! Allen Vordermark, Lee Kuhlman, Henry Telljohann, Franklin Sawmiller. 29