New Kent High School - Iliad / Cavalier Yearbook (New Kent, VA)

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eaj Tien 7 ficj i Tc ooZos. C) ass 0 5 $ Hear ye, hear ye! The court is now in session, Judge Beverley Barfknecht presiding. The jury has reached a verdict and has found the entire Senior Class guilty as charged. The accused will now come forward. Mary D. Christian, I sentence you to spend the next 4 years in the New York Architectural College where you wil 1 design the plans for the new gymnasium of New Kent High School. Johnny Baughan, I sentence you to diligently pursue studies for 4 years at V.P.I. after which you will supervise the actual construction of the above stated gymnasium. Charles Thompson, I sentence you to 5 years of labor as head of the Rockpile Gang where you and your helpers, Donald Dean and Woodrow Hockaday will crush rocks to a size suitable for use in driveway at N. K. Zelda Bowery, I sentence you to a career as Head Dietician in the new cafeteria. Thomas Couch, I sentence you to 3 years of work and study of Interior Dec¬ orating at R.P.I. whereupon you will be in great demand for decorating for all school proms. Sally Combs, I sentence you to a long career as the girls ' athletic instructress and also as typing teacher at New Kent High. Clyde Goodman, I sentence you to a long run on Broadway where your great dramatic abilities will be enjoyed by all. Bettie Stewart, I sentence you to 2 years of studying at the Peabody Conserv¬ atory of Music after which, you will conduct a school of music. Chris Davis, I sentence you to 10 years of parading on the fashion runway in one of New York ' s leading men’s shops as their top male model. Earl Mills, I sentence you to 15 years in the Army where you will attain the rank of Colonel, which will be converted to Kernel when you retire to your farm in New Kent County. Charlotte Batkins, I sentence you to 10 years of loving labor as the best grease monkey in the garage owned and operated by your husband. George Gregory, I sentence you to 10 years in the state of Kentucky where you will own a large farm for breeding famous race horses. Bobby Cheatham, I sentence you to solitary confinement in the Navy where you will specialize in the WAVES Department. Clyde Cobb, I sentence you to the Gas Chamber of your Eltham Texaco Station, formerly owned by Charles Estis. Vickie Kurdziel, I sentence you to many long years of traveling around the world with your Air Force husband in his private jet plane. William Morgan, I sentence you to 20 years of hard but clean labor in your own dry cleaning establishment. AnnaPenuel Custalow, you have already imposed your own sentence by join¬ ing the Ball and Chain Gang. I hope that any new links added will be only little ones. I, Beverley Barfknecht, do hereby hand in my resignation as judge of this cou’-t, in order that I may become a full-time housewife.

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Most Athletic SALLY COMBS JOHNNY BAUGHAN Best Dressed MARY CHRISTIAN CHRIS DAVIS Most Bashful BETTIE STEWART THOMAS COUCH Best Looking VICKIE KURDZIEL GEORGE GREGORY Most Popular CHARLOTTE BATKINS JOHNNY BAUGHAN

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Most School Spirit SALLY COMBS GEORGE GREGORY Best All Around BEVERLEY BARFKNECHT JOHNNY BAUGHAN Wittiest VICKIE KURDZIEL CLYDE GOODMAN Most Likely to Succeed MARY CHRISTIAN EARL MILLS Most Cooperative BETTIE STEWART THOMAS COUCH ft (1 ■1 J SP $ i i 5P IMW ■ u| ■A A 1 A iff H Hr A A ■ y A