New Jersey College of Pharmacy - Scarlet Ray Yearbook (Newark, NJ)

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ffhe Scarlet Rdkf Feder Cromanticallyj: 'Tm gushing over with love for you. She Qcolderj: Well, don't spoil the rug. -Pup. Sams: That girl is like a blotterf' Henches: Takes it all in, heh? Sams: t'Yeh- and gets dirty. Crane: 'QWhat's the greatest Greek Tragedy?', Gill: I never knock the other fraternities! Multz: NWell, I passed Pharmacognosyf' Appel: Honestly? Multz: Well, what does that matterf' RHO RHO RHO HAS A MEETING Called to order and minutes of last meeting read. Brother Zilch moved that the resolution to back the D. U.'s be stricken from the minutes because D. U.'s offered only half the school and Betas offered five-eighth. Brother Zilch overruled and minutes accepted. Motion by brother Mulch that a new handle be put on the right-hand knob in the second floor shower. Seconded by Brother Blut. Committee on handle appointed. Brothers Mulch, Blut, Simps and Toodle. Pledge Lurch brought before meeting on complaint of Brother Paphenpaph that Pledge Lurch had sneezed in his presence. Pledge Lurch punished. Brother Paphenpaph satisfied upon display of suflicient proof of the rising of three Welts upon the person of aforesaid pledge. Motion by Brother Munch, seconded by Brother Klotzen, that four dollars and seventy-nine cents be appropriated for scented soap to be placed' in bath- room during homecoming. Motion carried in spite of Brother Proctor, whose father makes Ivory Soap. Brother Proctor leaves meeting in quest of process to make Ivory 99 45-100 per cent pure. Brother Hossenfepherr censored by group for sitting out four dances with Sophie Glutz. Brothers admit that sitting out is all right but not to break the back of settee. Brother Hossenfepherr becomes indignant and declares he only sat out three dances. Motion to ine Brother Hossenfepherr fifty cents. Motion tabled by order of president when same brother threatens to tell what president did during sixth dance. Under good and welfare, Brother Jones censored for picking teeth in pub- lic. Collection taken for Brother Jones. Three pool checks, one cent, one Mich- igan ticket stub. Brother Undentodd moves that meeting be adjourned as he has date with Cyrena Mallelup. Brothers Blur, Toodle, and Hossenfepherr ordered from meeting for disorderly conduct and language unbecoming a lady. President adjourns meeting to call up Cyrena Mallelup for date. -Ohio Sfate Sun Dial. fPage 1331

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r 'ifh6SCd1'lCb'R5. - e will enjoy on making friends with the faculty. If the man entering N. J. C. P. would attain the goal, the following is the correct procedure: Always remember that first impressions are the most lasting, and concen- trate on winning over each professor the first day in the class room. The same method can be used on each instructor until you are on the most intimate terms with each faculty member. First wait until ten or Hfteen minutes after the second bell and then burst into the class room, making as much noise as possible. It would be advisable to employ the aid of a large cow bell to make sure of attracting the attention of the professor. Assuming a nonchalant air of give and take, step up and slap the professor smartly on the back, and ejaculate a hearty, Howdy, Pro- fessorf, He will at once see that you are not one of the ordinary run of stu- dents and your first point is won. He will then say, I.ate! You say, So am I, and if he kicks you Hrmly through the doorway, simply assume a well bred attitude of tolerance and re-enter, taking a seat in the back of the room. All che rear seats will, without a doubt, be taken, but stamp on the feet of the man in the nearest seat, and when he gets up, sit down. From here on your main idea is to keep the professor's attention focussed on you. This can be done in several ways, such as a continual, brisk tapping of the feet, rolling dice with your nearest neighbor, or whistling an air. How- ever, do not let success turn your head, but be sure an impression remains with the professor when you leave. This can be accomplished by throwing a book at him, or gracefully dropping che waste basket over his head as you pass out. You may think that your goal is attained, but it is best to clinch the issue by calling on the professor's wife and presenting her with a potted dandelion. If she takes it with her left hand it means the professor is out every Tuesday night. If with the right, it means, I may look old but I have young ideas, but if she takes the potted dandelion with both hands and brings it down firmly on your head, it is best to make a dignified retreat and call at a more propitious time. Asbel: Two poached eggs, medium soft, buttered toast, not too hard, coffee, not too much cream in it.', Waiter: Yes, Sir. Would you like any special design on the dishes? Block: What's good for my wife's fallen arches?,' Harwick: Rubber heelsf, Block: What will I rub them with? I Page 1321

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The SC8,1'lCb'I1a.1J ' s Acknowledgements As Editor-in-Chief of the SCARLET RAY, 1928, I wish to take this oppor- tunity to thank all those who have made the publication of this issue possible. To: Professor Arthur A. Schiffman, for his assistance in the collaboration and arrangement of material, without whose help this publication would not be possible. The Faculty, for their kind assistance and cooperation in my Work. To President John M. Thomas, for his assistance. To Mr. G. Grant Painter, for his cooperation. To Mr. George Carll Williams, for his assistance. To the Staff for their work. To our advertisers for helping to make this publication a financial success. ROBERT WILLIAM RODMAN, JR., Editor-iff-Chief. I Page 1341