New Jersey College of Pharmacy - Scarlet Ray Yearbook (Newark, NJ)

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rfhe SCa,1'l6b'Ra'U i DIGITALIZING THE SENIOR CLASS Hie thee, Muse, and bring with thee The senior class for us to see. The prst is Altman, indeed a big shot, tPerhaps thus is no, perhaps it is not.j In anirno solo, this fur eoatea' lad, Has plenty of IT, or is it his clad? Gooel Senator Heflin, B. Asbel, et al, Are lacking in something, Lora' knows it's not gall At monkey wrench throwing, political bull, The fates lightly ehueklezt, his warehouse is full. 'Tis known as an adage, the wise sages say, That the best for the SJl5fC'77Z7S an apple a zlayf' If Max is a flruggist, the doctors will bawl, Preventative measures net nothing at all. Michael Araneo, spotlessly neat, Is the latest in fashion from eaput to feet, In the rear of the flrug store mixing his wares, Perhaps he may ruffle some well polished hairs. Baleton ana' books and the teehnieal lab, Are thought of at onee in the same sort of blah. Caleieunz, eitropate, popsigot stew, Ana' he's probably thinking the same thing of you. Anita Loos, a female of note, Folks really enjoyeet all the babble she wrote, XVhile the honey-soaked verse from Mary Beltrani, CPutting it 'llltldb Walks away with your nanny. G. Bancroft a gent of considerable fanze, You know he's a gent by the sound of his name. Hets erurtite, studious, not bait to see, There rnust be some screw loose, Goal knows what it be When Bergman plays basketball, Abie is there, When he wise cracks you feel there is too vnueh hot air So stick to ball anal the basket, thou ghul, For the jester is often construed with the fool, fake Block is one we 1nnst aalrnire, His word is law, or 1,771 a liar. There's vnany who eonlrl take a tip, By followin' jake and not their lip I Page 1281

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ffhe SCQTIC-IL REU ' 549 cilia in place of the original six. Forfeit of In points was awarded to I. C. S. for negligence on the part of the over-zealous attendants. Second Hour. After the customary stimulating toddy and disinfecting of instruments both teams settled down to active pursuit. With the score in favor of the opposition, the Newark Boys started real action. Two new colonies of Bulgarigus were segregated in the first six hours when an accidental sneeze scattered the cultures. Three cases of measles, two of smallpox and one of galloping dandruff quickly closed the meet. As this pub- lication goes to press only one of our warriors has recovered sufhciently to allow examination and classification of his inhabitants-thus the score to date is but I6 to sy., but every indication points to the probability of a much larger score as soon as more of the members of the team are released from Soho. Rho: The man I marry must be a hero. Da: Oh, come, dear. You are not as bad looking as all that. Grace: Don't you think I sing with feeling? Nita: No, if you had any you wouldn't singf' Al: Does your mother object to kissing? Rena: 'KNow, just because I allow you to kiss me, you needn't think you can kiss the whole familyf' Dean: Any abnormal children in your class?', Prof.: Yes, two of them have good manners. Angry Girl to Druggist: This vanishing cream is a fake. Druggist: I-Iow come? Girl: 'Tve used it on m nose ever ni hr for two weeks, and it's 'ust Y Y 8 I as long as it ever was!', Joe: Would you mind getting up for just a minute, Miss?', Helen: 'fwhyr' Joe: I want to hang up this notice, 'Wet Paintf H Why is it that most fathers when they want to knock something into a b0y's head, always hit him on the other end? IN QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS: Stude: l'I've worked this problem ten times, sir. Prof.: Very good. . Stude: And here are the ten answers. wage 1271

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'T ffhe Scarlet 'Rag e The famous Sfez'e,' who fook a chance, Mighf well fake Helen fo iz daizee. Yef here the chance is more than fair, For fake my fip, Miss Bozie's ihere. A gen! of very many paris, A gen! of maizy broken hearfs, He wrofe this hook Qfozii hizi lo fnmej. O11 iee fhe serihes engnzre his imnze. fEDITOR'S NOTE-This refers fo Roz1'11m11.j Oh, here is Fezier Qrhynzes with iemierj, Bu! he's noi. In seelusiozz, or delusion, Goa' knows wof. My razor doesn't cut at all. Come, come, replied the wife. Your beard is no tougher than the linoleum I cut with it yesterday. I should think that a night club would be the last place you'd go to, scolded the father. Yes, replied the flapper, uit usually isf, Edith: Tell me, just what sort of a man your fiance is, Marie. Marie: 'KOh, he's ever thin that's nice.', Y S Edith: Fm so glad. You know I've always said that people should marry their opposites. She 610f'Sl7,f like A shady joke. She doesift hike, She r10es1z't smoke, She a'oesn't swear, She izeuer flirts. She d0ES7Z,If' wear, Those shortenerl skirts. She cloeszft dance, Am! goofs in Lluzizis, D071,If mean a thing, She d'0BS7Z,If use, Those heazity sal-ues, But 'LU071,f refuse, To show her valves. You izsk her mzme? Well, thafs iz wow- She's not ci rlizme, She,s just a cow. I Page 1291