New Jersey College of Pharmacy - Scarlet Ray Yearbook (Newark, NJ)

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if-he S'C8.1'lCl','R3.1:f Dear Editor: A young lady handed me the enclosed prescription the other day and I cannot make it without a heavy flocculant precipitate. Can you help me out? W. T. S. Rx Menthol Camphor Eucalyptol aa gr xx. Bismuth Subcarb. gr xl. Liq. Caripeptic qs ad oz III Signa: Teaspoonful if hard to sleep in water. Dr. Fleichner. Dear F. L. T.: Your trouble is probably due to the fact that you are using a Wedgewood mortar and a glass pestle or else you only have one telephone booth in your store. The proper method of compounding this prescription is to mix all of the ingredients in an aluminum container, heat on a water-bath for 32 hours, strain, express CC. O. DJ, remove the supernatant liquid, pour in the sink and dispense three ounces of Rhubarb and Soda. N. J. c. P. 16-I. c. S. sag Local Tram Vicfors in Tbrillizzg Izzfercollegizzfcf Microbe Hunf What has been called the most thrilling encounter in years was enacted in the balcony of our new Mc. Piff Solarium last Wednesday morning when the Scarlet Scapels of dear old N. J. C. P, met the Demon Disectors of the Inter- national Correspondence School in their bi-annual micrococcus tilt. Captain Crane starred for the local boys and Razor-bladei' Schwaukmyster for our adversaries. Only one foul marred the gameg one man having been caught using an infected toe as a media for Staphlococcus Aurus and thus smuggling foreign bacteria into what was intended to be a dual of purely domestic origin. Score by periods follows: First Hour. In the iirst few minutes of play Bacillus Acidophilus was found lodged on the lower lens of our opponents Bausch-Lohme, was wiped free by their swab of iodoform. gauze and rested at once in the ear of our Captain who at the time was sleeping. After being sprayed with Monsels Solution the losterior lobe of his adrenal gland was severed carrying six cilia of Bacillus Pneumococcus to the harbor of our desiccator scoring 2 M points for our Scarlet Savages. When the jeers had subsided it was found that the spoils of combat had been placed in the incubator instead of the desiccator and there were now pg Page 1261

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ffhe SCQTIC-IL REU ' 549 cilia in place of the original six. Forfeit of In points was awarded to I. C. S. for negligence on the part of the over-zealous attendants. Second Hour. After the customary stimulating toddy and disinfecting of instruments both teams settled down to active pursuit. With the score in favor of the opposition, the Newark Boys started real action. Two new colonies of Bulgarigus were segregated in the first six hours when an accidental sneeze scattered the cultures. Three cases of measles, two of smallpox and one of galloping dandruff quickly closed the meet. As this pub- lication goes to press only one of our warriors has recovered sufhciently to allow examination and classification of his inhabitants-thus the score to date is but I6 to sy., but every indication points to the probability of a much larger score as soon as more of the members of the team are released from Soho. Rho: The man I marry must be a hero. Da: Oh, come, dear. You are not as bad looking as all that. Grace: Don't you think I sing with feeling? Nita: No, if you had any you wouldn't singf' Al: Does your mother object to kissing? Rena: 'KNow, just because I allow you to kiss me, you needn't think you can kiss the whole familyf' Dean: Any abnormal children in your class?', Prof.: Yes, two of them have good manners. Angry Girl to Druggist: This vanishing cream is a fake. Druggist: I-Iow come? Girl: 'Tve used it on m nose ever ni hr for two weeks, and it's 'ust Y Y 8 I as long as it ever was!', Joe: Would you mind getting up for just a minute, Miss?', Helen: 'fwhyr' Joe: I want to hang up this notice, 'Wet Paintf H Why is it that most fathers when they want to knock something into a b0y's head, always hit him on the other end? IN QUANTITATIVE ANALYSIS: Stude: l'I've worked this problem ten times, sir. Prof.: Very good. . Stude: And here are the ten answers. wage 1271