New Jersey College of Medicine - Journal Yearbook (Jersey City, NJ)

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After this man jogs up these steps which of the following will show the greater increase? 1. His cardiac output. 2. The distance between him and the irate class pur- This suing him. 1. 2. 3. 4. physician is grasping the patient's arm: So that he can read his tattoo. To compare manicures. To take his pulse. Because he's that way. :-.R .-'Eire Eva r .X ...A .. . ur -H MTHM Hilmptrmgmglrsmgwl , , i'ii ,... 7 H When examining a patient it is advisable to have a nurse present: 1. To make the diagnosis. l D I I 2. To catch you if you faint. This psychologist is demonstrating: 8. If it's been a dull day and the hour is late. 1. That his glasses are too big. 2. Spasmodic torticollis. 178 3. Self portraits of the renowned LaBurt. 4. That he has hairy legs.

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Ak X This psychiatrist is holding: 1. Tightly to reality. This is a demonstration of: 2- His f6fiSh- 1. Deja vu phenomenon. 3. His Water. 2. Koslow's sign. 3. Being upstaged. r ' fii, '-.:.1,4. kgs. CQ y i..... .- This is the classical appearance of a: l. Paranoid schizophrenic. 4 2. Sociopath on the lam. Several minutes alter this photo was taken this man 3. Kleptomaniac caught with the goods. became unconscious. The most likely reason is: 1. The cup holds more than it appears to. 2. The announcement of the matching program results. 3. Antabuse. 177

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