New Jersey Agricultural College - Four Leaf Clover Yearbook (New Brunswick, NJ)

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Class Room Brevities and Favorite Sayings Parvin: Eh! Would you mind repeating that ? G. Layton: Ain't that the greatest ? Voss: 'Tis in the book. Why bother it? QI. R.. Perry: The cares of the world rest on his brow. Robinson: My life is full of weary days. Prof. Hoffman: ' All who come in after live minutes past the hour are counted absent. Bonnell Cwho has just come inj : Am I absent, Professor ? Prof. Farley: What causes a tree with a wire around the trunk to grow larger above the wire than below it ? H. M. Smith: The sap goes up and stays all summer. Brookstein: l:'rofessor, I do not think there is an equilibrium between the roots and the top of this tree. Mr. Schermerhorn: To-day, boys, we will take those new forks and turn that pile of manure. Student Cafter looking in cupboard where forks are keptj 1 They aren't there. Mr. Schermerhorn: They were delivered there only a minute ago. Well, l was a boy once. We will finish glazing the sash to-day. G. E. Layton fat close of roll callj : Which Layton did you mark absent? Prof. App: Which Layton is absent? Bright Student: Mr, Layton. Prof. Lewis: Is that the right answer ? Chorus: Sure! Yes. Prof. Lewis: All right: this isn't cheering practice. Vogel Cas Maurer sits on thumb tackj : Get off that thumb tack: it's the only one I've got. 108

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Classified A ds-Continued. WANTED. WANTED.-A fountain pen that will not freeze up in the Auditorium. 200 orders may be secured immediately by any iirnz producing same at any price. WANT1il,J.-A proressor who knows near- ly as much, about things in general, as Platt. WAN'lll:lD.-A detective, to do special ser' vice in the Apple Laboratory. Address Prof. Schieferstein. 1-'ok SALE.:A couple of smiths. Ad- dress the Horticulture Class, Short Course. WANTED.-A man to go down and in- spect Mr. Duncan's voice. WANTED.-Some comfortable beds to be used in the Insect Laboratory. Address Horticulture Class. WANTED.-A more sociable class of Do-- mestic Science Girls. Address E. B. Voorhees Society. PROF. CHAS. L. A. BECKERS. Demonstrator of Music at Seasonab1e Prices. Will guarantee to cultivate and make avail- able Students for Short Course Orchestra and Glee Clubs. Will gladly assist Stu- dents over the Bars of Music, and will fur- nish Lady Accompanist for each Beginner. Will supply bags for singers who can't hold notes and clocks for players who can't keep time. CNo Note Books Requiredj CFarm Experience not Essential. J CCall for Demonstration or write for Circular No. 23.5 Orchestra and Glee Club open to engage- ments. Equally pleasing at Farmers' Grange, County Demonstrations, Agricultural Socie- ties, or Cow Testing Associations. WANTED.-A Doctor. S. E. Sarson is seriously sick at his home at 142 George St. from the effects of a shock attained bv Mr. Hughes walking his lady friend home from Sunday School. WANTED.-Position as waiter. Have had experience in Highland Park residence waiting from 8.45 to 12.00 p. m. Ralph Robinson. Confidential Guide to the Course Theatre Poultry n Hello, Broadway L. R. Shelton Poor Little Thing J. D. Haddon u lt Pays to Advertise P. H. Maurer Daddy Long-Legs S. Glover Chin-Chin G. Dunn The Debutante I. A. Morrison A Pair of Silk Stockings B. Randall The Only Girl Miss Miller To-Night's the Night I. Gallagher A Mix-Up F. L. Lutthans u Dancing Around H. R. Vogel Kick-In L. Schreiber Watch Your Step C. N. Meyers The Silent Voice A. C. Davis Twin Beds ' B. Goldman and R. S. Reynolds Innocent ' E. A. Hechler Lady Luxury Mrs. Roydhouse On Trial H. Faucher Experience Messrs. Brett, Lewis and Thompson The Wars of the World Student Body and Faculty 107

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Daley fat R. C. P. A. meetingj: Wfe will now vote to see whether this amendment will be accepted or regretted. ligerton: There was an article in the New .Brunswick paper about our social. Heckler feagerlyj : What did it say about me P Student: Is there any school regulation about going home to vour grand- father's funeral ? Prof. Minkler: Yesg you can only go twice a year for such an event. Mr. VVeiss cut lecture! lt is feared many will not recover, il'robably his cutting is due to the lack of interesting specimens he found in' Home Ecs Course. FARM MANAG1zMi5N'r s'1'A'r1s'1'1c3s. Average number of worms per acre 1900 .... . . . 56,000,000 1910 .... . . 16,000,000 Showing a decided decrease. Average number of leaves on live-year apple tree 1900 .... 684,000 1910... . . 684,000 No increase or decrease. Bubbles in the average milk pail 1900 .... 655,000 1910 .............,.. 1,000,000 Showing that the milk was very foamy in 1910. Mr. Voorhees asked a crowd of the fellows, who were fortunate enough to get some front-row seats at the opera house one night during Farmers'-XVeek, If that was the way they attended chicken lectures. We have since won- dered if it was because the front row was occupied when he came in that he was so curious. Glover came 'late to the course, but he and his machine fitted in mighty nicely with a certain part of the faculty. Quite an art! Mr. Cook certainly fooled the boys when he allowed the General class to remain in the auditorium about fifteen minutes one clay, and then came in and pulled down the board with the test questions thereon. 109