New Jersey Agricultural College - Four Leaf Clover Yearbook (New Brunswick, NJ)

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Q . . CLASSIFIED ADD5 SURE 'ro Gave' ' STA nnwe RESULTS Q r AN NOUNCEMENTS. - WANTED. COMING.-Forty Round Bout. Chuck Greenbergrer vs. Kid Happerset. SONG RECITAL by Helen Welsh, assist- ed by Mrs. H. Tobelman. Carnegie Hall, March 1, 19l8. Tickets S5 at M. Costello's, Broadway. LET Me 'Take Your Picture. Marie Sim- onsen. Studio, Woodbridge, N. I. JANEWAY Thimbles are the Best. Made in gold only. H. Janeway, New Bruns- wick, N. II. CREME de Costello. Beautifxes and pre- serves the skin. Makes it soft and pink. lnsures rejuvenation. Sample box on re- quest. South Amboy, N. I. STOP! l.ook! Listen! .Demonstration hy VVarner ,Leslie Parvin. How to grow a moustache. RARE TREAT! Kathleen Lock, Noted Lecturer. Second appearance in America. Sulmj ect, England Come early and avoid the rush. STRAND THEATRE, See Amelia Cran- mer of Goodloox Co. in Salt and Sugar. BOX Office. Seats for performances of all kinds. Front rows a specialty. McFad- den, McFaddeu, McMurtry Sz Halsted. BANDAGING taught by mail. Guaran- teed in three lessons. Terms easy. Ap- ply Winsoi' 81 Lock. A LITTLE weeding in the Glee Club. A FEW more offices for Van Zandt. VOORHEES wants instructions on How to dodge a hog. BECKERS wants a tin ear, so he might have a rest from musical endeavors. ANTHONY wants a few n1ore girls to call on. BONNELL wantsa porter to wake him up at the end of classes. A GUARD for Bunce in classes. A BALLAST for Brill's voice. A GIRL for Cline. - SOME ONE to introduce Garrison to thc Home Ecs. . some ONE to keep Conklin quiet. A NEVV voice for McCraclfen. . SOME ONE to laugh at Str:-1el1le's jokes. SOME ONE to amuse Shearman in classes. SOME ONE to show Whelan around thc city in early morning. SOME ON E to give.Blackwell a little con- fidence at certain times. 105 , il 1 . 4'9

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CLASSIFIED .'lDS-Continued. , WAN TED. WANTED. SOME ONE to inquire after the indiffer- ence of Wood and Richardson. INSTRUCTIONS in Typewriting. N. Meyer, INFORMATION leading to the mystery of the egg in Conklin's pocket. FACTS regarding the Happerset-Green- berger scrap. A Q TWO Farms, at any old price? at any old place, for S. B. Block and R. S.,Rey-- nolds. ' A COURSE in higher bookkeeping and accounting for Duffy. PUPILS in landscape gardening by Fitz- simmons. TO be in England when April's there - C. S. Grimwood. AN expert authority on cover crops. Ap- ply to either C. E. Brett or I. Gallagher. A NURSE wanted. Apply E. A. Heckler. SOME ONE to believe Shelton. A MAN. Mfrs. Roydhouse. VVILL pay high price for contrivance which will enable me to attend lectures without being there. Something on the style of Herman the Great preferred. W. Schmidt. TO have that last repeated. C. I. Eger- ton. SOME ONE to argue with C. I. McCarthy. 2000 Belles of jersey for my farm. E. Olesen. FOR use in the class room-a comfortable sofa. H. Chrystal. AN easy way to acquire knowledge with- out studying, and experience without work. Kindly send full particulars to Mrs. VVebb. WANTED.-Annextra supply of chairs on the front row in Miss Rogers' classes to accommodate the noisy and sleepy members. VVANTED.-Private secertary in conduct- ing large correspondence. An attractive young man, tall blond, is preferred. Short hours, one hour at noon. Apply to I-Ielen Welsh. JUST on 'the Market, the book How to Enjoy Life, by Helen Janeway and Ella I-Ialsted. ALL Modern Dances. Fashion's latest steps, Fox Trot, Tango, etc. Stage and classic. Expert instructor. Eulalia Mc- Fadden. For reference apply to Mrs. To- belman. WANTED.-Some sort of a brake to put on talking machines, Apply to Miss Rogers. INFORMATION Wanted.-How to check Mrs. Webb's appetite. A Concerned In- quirer. ' WANTS 48-hour days until February 20, instead of 24. Being so pressed for time. Apply to Mrs. Tobelman. VVANTEI3.-A formula with more than 75 elements. Address Prof. Blake. VVANTED.-A young lady stenographer or secretary. Must be very good-looking, and must be ready at all times with a smile. Address J. Percy Van Zandt. WANTED.-A tutor, to teach Mr. Promin- ski United States.